Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5893496 times)

octopushover · « **Reply #29100 on:** April 16, 2015, 11:11:17 AM »

in the future, serial killers won't write to policemen with letters cut out of magazines, they'll do it with final fantasy youtube clips

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29101 on:** April 16, 2015, 11:46:33 AM »

What the fuck is going on in this thread right now? Fuck....

Cascade · « **Reply #29102 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:14:05 PM »

Creepy Stalker
Junior Member

Posts:
48 (2.667 per day)
Personal Text:
Kagari's DoppelBänger.
Gender:
Male
Age:
23
Location:
Vauhallan, Paris.

FStop7 · « **Reply #29103 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:19:28 PM »

If this is what prolonged exposure to Final Fantasy does to a person then there needs to be a warning label.

bork · « **Reply #29104 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:28:50 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Quote from: Creepy Stalker on April 16, 2015, 10:54:00 AM

I stop centering.

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/32r2cb/turns_out_neogaf_cuck_narolf_who_was_sperging_up/

Turns out he was banned for creeping on the female posters and writing about it on other forums.

Half-truth.

http://www.neogafbans.com/#/user/Creepy Stalker

I was permanently banned from GAF for creeping on Kagari & Rinoa. I then "wrote about it on other forums" and that was what negated the possibility of me returning to GAF ever again.

Credit to them for exposing this.

Inaproppriate term.

The thread those screen-shots have been taken from is still up over at DissidiaForums for everyone's lurking enjoyment, not to mention it has received much more views than the Dissidia Community's thread I have made for GAF.

Yup, after he started sending crazy pm's a couple of days ago.

Slander.

I am never first to strike a conversation unless it's for "professional" matters. If you guys don't believe me, register at DissidiaForums in order to get access to the interview LonelyGaruga/Ignis mentioned in the following post and CTRL+F <Spyder> Communicating with Creepy Stalker was hard because he would never be first to strike a conversation.: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14114-The-Suspension-of-Creepy Stalker&p=409499&viewfull=1

The extent of my private exchange with Kagari on GAF? Four PMs, no more no less, and they were all about "business".

• First PM was to get her approbation for the Dissidia Community's official thread on GAF: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14114-The-Suspension-of-Creepy Stalker&p=409495&viewfull=1
• Second PM was to present her the first draft of said thread's opening posts.
• Third PM was to present her the second draft of said thread's opening posts.
• Fourth PM was to offer her assistance for the Lightning Returns' official thread.

countdown until he claims he's been "doxxed"

I have never claimed of being "doxxed". I was just legitimately worried you guys would attempt to dox me at some point, that is all.

I will talk about the "Mysterious Black-Haired Woman from Tenebrae" I have got to meet IRL in greater details later on, but I just want you guys to know that I have her e-mail, cellular phone number, first and family names.

I will not share any of those four pieces of information with anyone no matter what, be it on a private or public medium.

-Floran Galano

Girl was slightly creeped out at some point so that she sent me a signal. I backed off the moment she wanted me to.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #29105 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:30:45 PM »

This thread is very triggering to my aspergers right now

Kara · « **Reply #29106 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:30:55 PM »

Hail Eris. Ave Discordia.

Tasty · « **Reply #29107 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:32:17 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on April 16, 2015, 10:56:17 AM

Haha. Neogafbans.com. All the effort Andrex put into that is finally paying off!

Lol it was like a fun project to learn CouchApps for a week three and a half years ago.

Always surprised to see it still up lol.

Tasty · « **Reply #29108 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:34:55 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on April 16, 2015, 12:14:05 PM

Creepy Stalker
Junior Member

Posts:
48 (2.667 per day)
Personal Text:
Kagari's DoppelBänger.
Gender:
Male
Age:
23
Location:
Vauhallan, Paris.

Paris?

Reconsidering my visit now.

bork · « **Reply #29109 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:50:23 PM »

Creepy Stalker, do you just like any post that has your name in it?

Narolf · « **Reply #29110 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:00:17 PM »

I know I am getting on some Boreans' nerves, and that is the only way to show my appreciation rather than replying... even then, I will keep that shit tame from now on.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #29111 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:14:01 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 16, 2015, 12:34:55 PM

Paris?

Reconsidering my visit now.

I viewed Paris as a very romantic place, filled with qt3.14s with that classic french chic fashion and a soothing feel lingering in the Parisians streets
Until I visited there last year - it smelt like sewer and there were bums all over the place

Tasty · « **Reply #29112 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:20:24 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on April 16, 2015, 01:14:01 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 16, 2015, 12:34:55 PM

Paris?

Reconsidering my visit now.

I viewed Paris as a very romantic place, filled with qt3.14s with that classic french chic fashion and a soothing feel lingering in the Parisians streets
Until I visited there last year - it smelt like sewer and there were bums all over the place

Though I deal with bums in Boston so it shouldn't be too much of a shock...

bork · « **Reply #29113 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:32:15 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on April 16, 2015, 12:50:23 PM

Creepy Stalker, do you just like any post that has your name in it?

He removed his "like" from Andrex' post

bork · « **Reply #29114 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:33:26 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Stalker on April 16, 2015, 01:00:17 PM

I know I am getting on some Boreans' nerves, and that is the only way to show my appreciation rather than replying... even then, I will keep that shit tame from now on.

What? It's there for you to use if you like posts. You're a weird dude.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #29115 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Stalker on April 15, 2015, 09:07:16 PM

Quote from: Jansen on April 15, 2015, 05:58:52 PM
dont leave. you need to stand your ground and push back against your would be oppressors
Can't be a pro hustler without catching hate from a few simps.

Tasty · « **Reply #29116 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:39:29 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on April 16, 2015, 01:32:15 PM

Quote from: bork laser on April 16, 2015, 12:50:23 PM
Creepy Stalker, do you just like any post that has your name in it?

He removed his "like" from Andrex' post

Narolf · « **Reply #29117 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:57:00 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on April 16, 2015, 01:33:26 PM

What? It's there for you to use if you like posts. You're a weird dude.

That was something you laughed at. I thought you were implying spamming the Like button made me transpire even more obnoxious.

octopushover · « **Reply #29118 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:00:02 PM »

Creepy Stalker is seriously bumming me out $:-\$

nachobro · « **Reply #29119 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:02:51 PM »

Easily the best new poster this year. Good shit Creepy Stalker

Sausage · « **Reply #29120 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:06:04 PM »

Creepy Stalker, hit me up with a like fam

suppadoopa · « **Reply #29121 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:16:38 PM »

Creepy Stalker, do you have a twitter

Narolf · « **Reply #29122 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:21:30 PM »

No, I prefer forums.

octopushover · « **Reply #29123 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:27:32 PM »

Creepy Stalker, do you have a newsletter

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29124 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:30:02 PM »

Creepy Stalker do you have a dead body under your bed?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29125 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:30:06 PM »

do you like uncensored porn, Narlof?

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #29126 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:31:53 PM »

Don't worry broseph, I will continue your tradition of centering links after you're inevitably detained by police.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #29127 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:33:54 PM »

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on April 16, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

Don't worry broseph, I will continue your tradition of centering links after you're inevitably detained by police.

when this happens, can I have your videogames?

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #29128 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:37:35 PM »

Quote from: huckleberry on April 16, 2015, 11:02:46 AM

Reclaiming Manhood: Detoxifying Toxic Masculinity

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160382584&postcount=280

Quote

i'm pretty sure i bolded the sentence for a reason.

but i haven't read as many books as you so maybe my mastery of the language is not at your level yet.

Narolf · « **Reply #29129 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:44:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2015, 02:30:06 PM

do you like uncensored porn, Narlof?

I favor pro-women, progressive porn: Nubile Films, Dane Jones, etc.

Posted two videos in the NSFW thread. First one is a GAF's classic, but it's also too mysoginistic for my tastes already. Second one is pro-women, and the actress looks like Stella Nox Fleuret.

octopushover · « **Reply #29130 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:49:21 PM »

now you've crossed the fucking line

suppadoopa · « **Reply #29131 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:50:19 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Stalker on April 16, 2015, 02:44:47 PM

I favor pro-women, progressive porn: Nubile Films, Dane Jones, etc.

Progressive Porn? I go to liberal arts school and even I think this is loony

and stella doesn't exist anymore

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #29132 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:16:15 PM »

If only Oscar was here to play with Creepy Stalker

Rufus · « **Reply #29133 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:18:19 PM »

I'm sure he's glad he kicked the habit. May he find happiness on IRC, or wherever he is.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #29134 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:21:24 PM »

Creepy Stalker, why exactly were you banned, unfairly of course, by the tyrannical GAF mods?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29135 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:32:14 PM »

Creepy Stalker has my approval

mormapope · « **Reply #29136 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:35:52 PM »

Creepy Stalker in your opinion which Final Fantasy game spawned the best hentai?

Narolf · « **Reply #29137 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:39:27 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on April 16, 2015, 02:27:32 PM

Creepy Stalker, do you have a newsletter

I only post about the drama in here while keeping my MognetCentral's page updated. The current alternate reality game I am working on will be called The Night's Light Returns and will be hosted here: http://s4.zetaboards.com/DissidiaCB/forum/3141778/

It involves absolutely zero creeping on Kagari, though bear in mind she can be referenced for remaining an unseen character: the Goddess Etro.

Once the opening post is posted there, I will create yet another dummy account over at DissidiaForums to get in touch with the individuals I want to take part of the ARG. Kraid made the registration somewhat à la GAF because of the truth blasted by my kamizake accounts à la /r/Neo[Cigarettes]. He made it as follow.

1) Register with the email address of your choice--he didn't make it exactly à la GAF: ISP/Workplace/Education mail addresses aren't necessary, and Gmail/Outlook do work.
2) You are added to the queue wherein, unlike on GAF, you are allowed to send PMs and edit your profile's details.
3) If you aren't an alt account of mine, you have access to the entire forum.

That means I will be able to reach step 2) before Kraid bans me. My antagonists will have no excuse: they will acknowledge the existence of the ARG, whether they decide to participate or not.

I had no problem figuring out who is going to be Lumina, Noel, Fang, Sazh, Yeul, etc. Draec Khin will be Caius Ballad since he once said "Whoever that Kagari is". /r/Neo[Cigarettes] will be the random encounters. The only character I had a hard time to find an equivalent for was Snow Villers, since Serah/Terrina's boyfriend (Tyrant) and Lightning/I got along, but I needed a fourth boss. His replacement, Cookies, is extremely awkward, as the dude was always first to shit on Terrina once she got demoted/shunned by the community. We will just say he represses his feelings for her (hating is still a form of caring :o, etc.).

This is the very last chance I am giving DissidiaForums to amend the vendetta. Some of you will call me out once more for sounding obnoxious/stealth-bragging, but I have gone to a gaming concert in Paris last Saturday hosted by the Wild Faery and even met an employee of Square-Enix. He knew Kagari and who I was.

Bhunivelze/Spyder will soon be "shown who is in charge".

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #29138 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:41:36 PM »

I have no idea what's going on here.

Rufus · « **Reply #29139 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:44:29 PM »

Better that way.

nachobro · « **Reply #29140 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:44:34 PM »

"progressive porn"

sounds distinguished mentally-challenged

StealthFan · « **Reply #29141 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:46:57 PM »

Creepy Stalker

Your Stalker · « **Reply #29142 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:47:37 PM »

Creepy Stalker, you should share some of you favorite porn over in the NSFW thread.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #29143 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:48:23 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on April 16, 2015, 03:35:52 PM

Creepy Stalker in your opinion which Final Fantasy game spawned the best hentai?

Creepy Stalker dont answer this

Narolf · « **Reply #29144 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:48:38 PM »

Quote from: Viconia DeVir on April 16, 2015, 03:21:24 PM

Creepy Stalker, why exactly were you banned, unfairly of course, by the tyrannical GAF mods?

I am never going to reveal the true reason behind my ban to anyone, by the same line of thought I am not going to share any of of the four pieces of information (email, cellular phone, first and family names) regarding The Mysterious Black-Haired Woman.

Ask ShockingAlberto if you really want to know.

bork · « **Reply #29145 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:49:46 PM »

Nibel · « **Reply #29146 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:51:56 PM »

Guys remember this thread like some years back

Good times huh?

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #29147 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:53:45 PM »

Quote from: Nibel on April 16, 2015, 03:51:56 PM

Guys remember this thread like some years back

Good times huh?

Don't even have to go that far back. Just a week or two ago.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29148 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:59:28 PM »

gotta tip my hat to narloff for trolling a forum of internet veterans.

king of the internet · « **Reply #29149 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:01:28 PM »

Creepy Stalker I think I remember you from GAF. Did you have a MLP avatar?

bork · « **Reply #29150 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:02:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2015, 03:59:28 PM

gotta tip my hat to narloff for trolling a forum of internet veterans.

No troll could come up with an act that good.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29151 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:05:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2015, 03:59:28 PM

gotta tip my hat to narloff for trolling a forum of internet veterans.

Trolling?

You mean he isn't serious!?

Atramental · « **Reply #29152 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:07:11 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Stalker on April 16, 2015, 03:48:38 PM

Quote from: Viconia DeVir on April 16, 2015, 03:21:24 PM
Creepy Stalker, why exactly were you banned, unfairly of course, by the tyrannical GAF mods?
I am never going to reveal the true reason behind my ban to anyone, by the same line of thought I am not going to share any of of the four pieces of information (email, cellular phone, first and family names) regarding The Mysterious Black-Haired Woman.

Ask ShockingAlberto if you really want to know.

F-FemAtra?

mormapope · « **Reply #29153 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:08:30 PM »

Its not trolling in a classical internet sense. Its the type of trolling where you lay down your own weird shit onto people and don't care or mind if they like it.

Kara · « **Reply #29154 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:10:34 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 16, 2015, 03:44:34 PM

"progressive porn"

sounds distinguished mentally-challenged

It's kind of refreshing after coming full circle in the fringe pornography arms race.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29155 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:11:18 PM »

Would pegging be considered progressive porn?

Kara · « **Reply #29156 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:13:00 PM »

One of the women-run houses I'm thinking of has a pegging vid, so I guess.

Narolf · « **Reply #29157 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:16:45 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on April 16, 2015, 04:01:28 PM

Creepy Stalker I think I remember you from GAF. Did you have a MLP avatar?

Haha.

Nah, and that's the thing... this is what I had:

I didn't get permanently banned.

I got avatar-locked for eternity.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29158 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2015, 04:11:18 PM

Would pegging be considered progressive porn?

If consent is requested and received.

brob · « **Reply #29159 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:17:38 PM »

"pro-women" porn like nubile films or whatever is milquetoast shit for cowards who like to pretend their hyper-sensitivity toward women as fragile objects somehow makes them interesting. If you were actually interested in supporting "pro-women" porn you'd 1) pay for porn, 2) care about the staffing on the production and labor conditions. Also, the movies Belladonna, Bobbi Starr, Queen Snake, etc. make are hard as fuqq

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