1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr. Nobody]

king of the internet


pray for me 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059853

I'll pass on sweaty manbaby girth in 3D, thanks.

You mock but these VR seat experiences are going to be a big deal for a lot of shit in the near future. The NBA is already trying to figure out how to make it work. Other places are working on stuff for experience exotic locales or things like base jumping in VR.

I fucking hate VR, but this is the kind of stuff that is way more likely to catch on and gain mainstream acceptance than playing CoD12 on your project Morpheus.

Oh I think VR has the potential to be very cool.  But VR E3 press conferences sounds like nightmare fuel.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059743

Well... uh... there it is?

Doesn't seem like a bad OP, slightly mocking compared to others. But goddamn does a movie really need that long an opening post?

I just assume that every movie OT is viral marketing.

[I'm a Puppy!]

End your relationship because you "lost your passion" brehs.

It's not like it's just not gonna happen again.

[Courage]

my god i think that thread gave me a sufficient cringe dose for the entire year

[Kraftwerk]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

[FStop7]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167216664&postcount=383

"Don't fuck up my meal ticket"

[king of the internet]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167216664&postcount=383

"Don't fuck up my meal ticket"

"In fact, how about all y'all stop talking about our kid and his relationships."

How about y'all not regularly post about your kids and your relationship on an open fuckin forum. Jesus. 

[Rman]

End your relationship because you "lost your passion" brehs.

It's not like it's just not gonna happen again.

When will the young kids learn?

Every long term relationship loses passion.  Puppy love doesn't last forever. 

[king of the internet]

To be fair I'm sure she didn't ask that turd to make a thread about their break up, but the irony of asking people to mind their own business after years of sharing your business with those same people (without ever being asked to do so ftr...) is hard to deny.

[I'm a Puppy!]

End your relationship because you "lost your passion" brehs.

It's not like it's just not gonna happen again.

When will the young kids learn?

Every long term relationship loses passion.  Puppy love doesn't last forever.

This puppy love will last as long as you need it
 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Ronito, where you at?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059019

Whenever this guy puts out a new cd I get a ton of PMs (one good thing about being banned) about what I think.
As if people expect me to shit on the guy.
I think he's passable and has recorded a CD which is more than I can say about 97% of guitar players out there.
Not like he's playing at a party or anything.

[Himu]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

There's a reason I started posting again.

[Vertigo]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

I was glancing at it earlier, so it must have got headtopped in the last hour or so. (my god, what a dump that page became full of racists and other assorted bitter weirdos with the odd good thread)

[Steve Youngblood]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

I was glancing at it earlier, so it must have got headtopped in the last hour or so. (my god, what a dump that page became full of racists and other assorted bitter weirdos with the odd good thread)

Became?

[Take My Breh Away]

/r/neofeg is dead?

[archie4208]

Reddit admins deleted a bunch of harassing subreddits. /r/neofag was one of them

I also learned via comments /r/coontown exists, and that one is still up.   

[zomgee]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

Just happened I guess. I was on there earlier to scope out their victory celebration with Labor got banned. Call it a perverse fascination. Hell they should be proud that they finally got noticed by Senpai.

First they came for /r/jailbait, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a pedophile.

Then they came for the /r/Creepshots, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a creeper.

Then they came for the /r/TheFappening, and I did not speak out—
Because I was busy beating off to better porn.

Then they came for /r/neofag—and there was no one left to speak for me.

[Himu]

Today has been a total shit day.

"Well I mean it makes sense because those stupid black people that choose their race are just not hardworking nor motivated enough to change it for the better.

Some people are just born fat, how are they supposed to help it?"

And I needed this laugh.

[king of the internet]

I'll give NeoFEG some credit for the occasional funny headline and their merciless mocking of NeoGAF posters (which I always enjoy), but the reality is that they are were basically an equally pathetic, just inversed version of the very people they hate so much. I mean, some of those dudes were openly pro-gamergate.    I know NeoFEG the poster claimed it was all "for the lols", but that message was clearly lost on most of his followers.

[zomgee]

They'll just go to infinite chan. it's where they needed to be anyway.

[Rman]

neofag did themselves in with the tenor of their discussion and reposting pics of GAFfers.

You can complain about GAF without being total cunts about it.

[Kara]

By deleting that particular subreddit the administration of Reddit literally committed murder in the digital realm, unless I am to believe the gestalt consciousness spawned by it survived its erasure. 

[huckleberry]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

Labor got banned.

Link for the lazy?

[zomgee]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

Labor got banned.

Link for the lazy?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167171853&postcount=704

I'm thinking it starts here. It's a bit of a pile on after that. He can be a real shitbird.


NeoFEG Went to vo.at:  https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG

It's like Reddit for Ron Paul. And only Ron Paul.

[BrokenVerses]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

Good fucking riddance.

[Phoenix Dark]

just visited the coontown reddit


these cacs are mad

[zomgee]

just visited the coontown reddit


these cacs are mad

I need a new computer now.

[Himu]

CACS

[studyguy]

Reddit's pretty fucking awful with anything remotely related to race/women.
/r/news and /r/videos are a constant stream of L's in the "I'm not racist but..." department.

People suggest don't hit up the big default forums, but I mean if that's where your majority sits then you already lost that battle. But it's all good, /r/blackpeopletwitter is here to make sure the dissonance is complete.

[Himu]

http://www.reddit.com/r/CoonTown/comments/38werm/sjws_its_not_only_whites_here/

[–]GibsMeDatBojangles8ch.net/coontown 28 points 3 days ago

There are two major assumptions that leftists make about us.

1 . We are white supremacists

Most of us are not. I live in Asia and I have friends from just about everywhere. I specifically hate distinguished black fellows. People here and in many other countries specifically hate distinguished black fellows. They have earned their shitty reputation all over the world.

2 . We hate distinguished black fellows for the color of their skin

False. We hate distinguished black fellows for typical distinguished black fellow behavior. We judge them on the content of their character (or lack thereof). Notice how this sub isn't about dark-skinned Indians?

distinguished black fellows exhibit shitty behavior much more often than people of other races and the main reason is genetic. Breeds of dogs are noted to have different temperaments. A Rottweiler is more likely to attack you than a Bichon Frisé. Similarly, a distinguished black fellow is more likely to attack you than anyone else, and it shouldn't be taboo to say so.

[studyguy]

http://www.reddit.com/r/CoonTown/comments/38werm/sjws_its_not_only_whites_here/

[–]GibsMeDatBojangles8ch.net/coontown 28 points 3 days ago

There are two major assumptions that leftists make about us.

1 . We are white supremacists

Most of us are not. I live in Asia and I have friends from just about everywhere. I specifically hate distinguished black fellows. People here and in many other countries specifically hate distinguished black fellows. They have earned their shitty reputation all over the world.

2 . We hate distinguished black fellows for the color of their skin

False. We hate distinguished black fellows for typical distinguished black fellow behavior. We judge them on the content of their character (or lack thereof). Notice how this sub isn't about dark-skinned Indians?

distinguished black fellows exhibit shitty behavior much more often than people of other races and the main reason is genetic. Breeds of dogs are noted to have different temperaments. A Rottweiler is more likely to attack you than a Bichon Frisé. Similarly, a distinguished black fellow is more likely to attack you than anyone else, and it shouldn't be taboo to say so.

1.
2.

Defend your sinking ship when it's sitting at the bottom of the ocean I guess...

[huckleberry]

I use /r/electronic_cigarette and /r/ecigclassifieds exclusively. I can't even imagine using reddit on a regular basis for the layout alone.

[OnlyRegret]

It was good as a place to catch up on site drama that would otherwise be buried.
Other than that, a bit too try hard with trying to one-up neogaf posters.

That and some of them were legitimately dumb as shit despite their attempts to portray themselves other wise.
In example, they had thread bashing y2kevs's clone when he was modded. Claiming his tag looked "Japanese" and he must be a weeboo creep. Failing to note it was bloody upside down text.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167191229&postcount=203

toxic masculinity

 

[nachobro]

There's a /r/killallfuckinjews 

Of course it has barely any posts compared to the black people hating one. Typical. 

[Van Cruncheon]

It's the granny glasses for me.... 

Posting about your break up on the same videogame forum that you share with your ex-girlfriend has an even higher cringe factor than the avatar tho...

stinks of a massive passive-aggressive appeal to get a forum on his side and guilt-pressure his gf to keep his useless goonball ass around.

or he really is just a clueless slug who uses his scripted internet identity as an ego crutch.

either way: megalulz

[Purple Filth]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

Labor got banned.

Link for the lazy?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167171853&postcount=704

was he the fucking idiot that was posting in here under that neofeg name?

[huckleberry]

There's a /r/killallfuckinjews 

Of course it has barely any posts compared to the black people hating one. Typical. 

Everyone knows what happens when you cross the jews.

[Van Cruncheon]

I use /r/electronic_cigarette and /r/ecigclassifieds exclusively. I can't even imagine using reddit on a regular basis for the layout alone.

those are ace, defs.

/r/motorcycles is great. amazing maintenance and customization tips.

gaming is just a giant collective of shitbirds. they ruin everything.

[zomgee]

It's the granny glasses for me.... 

Posting about your break up on the same videogame forum that you share with your ex-girlfriend has an even higher cringe factor than the avatar tho...

stinks of a massive passive-aggressive appeal to get a forum on his side and guilt-pressure his gf to keep his useless goonball ass around.

or he really is just a clueless slug who uses his scripted internet identity as an ego crutch.

either way: megalulz

I'm not in the situation but it just blows my mind that he keeps calling and she keeps ALLOWING him to call her child... "his."

I get the money aspect - the kid's father is a deadbeat dad so the pragmatic and scummy side of me says $$$. But the people coming out of the woodwork straight simping on his behalf.

"Oh I can't move for that job, sorry. I have a son to take care of. Yes. Well, right I didn't mention it because he isn't biological. Adopted? No. No. Well, no she's.... no. I need you to call him my son, please. Yes. Well, no, but... ok, I am going to have to ask you to stop as this is getting very uncomfortable. If the McDonald's corporation will not support my family lifestyle then I will not support them with... hello?"

[OnlyRegret]

Is it just me or are there a lot more guests on than usual.

[zomgee]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

Labor got banned.

Link for the lazy?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167171853&postcount=704

was he the fucking idiot that was posting in here under that neofeg name?

Yeah. I think Labor was neofeg, pretty sure.

[huckleberry]

Yeah. I think Labor was neofeg, pretty sure.

That would be the greatest case of multiple personality since Sybil

[nachobro]

can't care much when those obnoxious fucks get banned because you already know they'll be back in a week posting the same nonsense. besloppy gotta protect his own.

[studyguy]

Is it just me or are there a lot more guests on than usual.

Seems like it

[StealthFan]

Reddit

[The Legend of Sunblade]

That and some of them were legitimately dumb as shit despite their attempts to portray themselves other wise.
In example, they had thread bashing y2kevs's clone when he was modded. Claiming his tag looked "Japanese" and he must be a weeboo creep. Failing to note it was bloody upside down text.

This happened?

I know Gaffers are fucking stupid in general, but this seems like a new low.

[Kara]

There's a /r/killallfuckinjews 

Of course it has barely any posts compared to the black people hating one. Typical. 

Let's be real, the goyim can't hate us better than we can hate ourselves. It's why they have to concoct all these elaborate, factually accurate conspiracy theories.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167112625&postcount=1

you're indebted to me, and have to be friendly with me <3

[Phoenix Dark]

The only reddit subreddits I frequent are the Detroit Lions, ASOIAF, and Path of Exile. I've visited reddit's front page maybe 3-4 times.

[studyguy]

/r/buildapcsales is probably the single most useful part of that entire site.

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167112625&postcount=1

you're indebted to me, and have to be friendly with me <3

(Image removed from quote.)

Let's all get shitty pizza because of my shitty friend, whats-his-face.

[thisismyusername]

Didn't know /r/NeoFAG got shut down.

I didn't even think about that shitty subreddit until I saw it mentioned in SRD.

Top kek.

Edit: OH MY GOD The amount of drama this move has made on the original reddit.com post. OMG.

/r/buildapcsales is probably the single most useful part of that entire site.

Nah, that's the amateur porn ones. Though the males are just dick pics, no body. 

[Sman]

Some Neofag users are currently doing some damage control at OA, spinning and downplaying their whole website.

"no, no, we're not obsessed, we just casually make fun of GAF"

[studyguy]

Internet sure is a real serious place.
 

[OnlyRegret]

Is that subred of dead kids an actual thing?
Someone mentioned it, complaining how something like that is allowed to exist but others got banned.

I clicked on it, said I need to confirm I'm over 18.
I'm scared to click yes.

[doctavius bonbon]

It was good as a place to catch up on site drama that would otherwise be buried.
Other than that, a bit too try hard with trying to one-up neogaf posters.

That and some of them were legitimately dumb as shit despite their attempts to portray themselves other wise.
In example, they had thread bashing y2kevs's clone when he was modded. Claiming his tag looked "Japanese" and he must be a weeboo creep. Failing to note it was bloody upside down text.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167191229&postcount=203

toxic masculinity

 

"you feel that you should make it your point of duty to raise another man's seed alone is telling."

 

He helped raise that child since he was an infant through a bulk of his formative years. Of course he formed a bond with him. I don't know what it's "telling" about not wanting your (non-biological! oh no!) kid to grow up in a single parent household without any support from a father figure. That shit sucks.

edit: making a thread about it was some pure fuckery though.

[thisismyusername]

Yeah. I think Labor was neofeg, pretty sure.

If that's the case, whoever's picture he linked was Despite being linked to a hateful little shit.

Is that subred of dead kids an actual thing?
Someone mentioned it, complaining how something like that is allowed to exist but others got banned.

I clicked on it, said I need to confirm I'm over 18.
I'm scared to click yes.

Yes, yes it is. As is some other weird/shitty subreddits. /r/WTF isn't immune from Gore at times.

[Steve Youngblood]

Benji, did you get permad?

Don't you worry about Benji.

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167216664&postcount=383

"Don't fuck up my meal ticket"

"In fact, how about all y'all stop talking about our kid and his relationships."

How about y'all not regularly post about your kids and your relationship on an open fuckin forum. Jesus. 

[thisismyusername]

Benji, did you get permad?

Don't you worry about Benji.

Uh-oh?