1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

Wonder if the OP got her those two cases of Bud Lite or whatever.
You'd think the guy would be handing her heroin by the sound of those responses good lord.

[Kara]

Microsoft Excel will never die, I'm good to watch the bloodbath.

[ToxicAdam]

My old adage:

As long as there are 16-22 year old dudes, there will always be rap music and console gaming.

Never underestimate the amount of time those dudes need to fill to keep their minds off the fact they're not getting laid.

[studyguy]

Speaking of Excel, how many of yall are jumping on Windows 10?
Feel like the moment I do they're going to sneak in paid updates to fuck my shit up.

[Kara]

Speaking of Excel, how many of yall are jumping on Windows 10?
Feel like the moment I do they're going to sneak in paid updates to fuck my shit up.

My work laptop is 8.1 , I'm putting 10 on it ASAP.

On the fence about my personal desktop, might just let it die on 7 and get a new 10 rig

[zepblackstar]

got windows 10 preview on now and it works much better than windows 7/8

faster start up and no crashes on any programs other than chrome being a memory whore

[Rufus]

I'm gonna update ASAP because DX12. Now only to find out how that will shake out. What are you actually getting? A one-time install, a key (that you maybe can rip out of the registry somewhere), it added to your accound... Their general FAQ doesn't answer this at all.

[zepblackstar]

according to the preview it will go legit once its out for everyone. I didn't have to add it to a MS account though.

[Eel O'Brian]

My old adage:

As long as there are 16-22 year old dudes, there will always be rap music and console gaming.

Never underestimate the amount of time those dudes need to fill to keep their minds off the fact they're not getting laid.

there's also guys like me who get laid but don't want to talk afterwards

[Kara]

Refractory conversation.

[VomKriege]

They are, but like the "Steambox" it's $1000 for an alienware PC with parts that can be had for much cheaper. Unless Valve is willing to eat a loss (which they aren't), Steamboxes are dead in the water. Why do you think they've put Steam Link and the controller up for pre-order before their own "recommended hardware?"

Valve has coasted on their prior success and Steam success too long. They style themselves as "gaming for gamers" and thats true they are. But you're not going to get mass growth with how they're dealing with the steambox. I'm just waiting for an ASUS or HP to come in with a cheap(er) consumer PC that's specifically targetted for connecting to TV and mass marketed.  Really it was Valve's main opportunity but it's hard to chastize them when they have steam and are fine filling the niche they're in.

Valve is looking so amateurish with this whole charade of the Steambox. They're a 300 employee company or something like that, a very successful one mind you, but you cannot support a legit hardware competitor at that size : Steamboxes have been a ridiculous proposition since its inception and how poorly it was handled (the whole pad thing seems to be in the same place) makes you wonder if Gabe Newell is really the mastermind everyone says or a lunatic with delusions of grandeur (not mutually exclusive with being talented though). It would be fascinating to have some idea of what happened backstage to motivate such a policy... Maybe Valve tought it would be a pretty effortless and profitable avenue to just slap their name on some licenced machines and cash in royalties, not expecting their drones to overblow the things to such proportions ?

[StealthFan]

whats a king to a god

[Kara]

Been awhile since I listened to the EconTalk podcast with Valve's former economist who's now the Greek minister of finance (downgrade am total), but compensation at the company is success-based for the most part, so basically a bunch of people there thought Steambox was a good idea because you work on what you want to work on.

I wonder how effing rich Icefraud is...

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167533646&postcount=1565

as neogaf redefines terms long since settled.

 

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

Wonder if the OP got her those two cases of Bud Lite or whatever.
You'd think the guy would be handing her heroin by the sound of those responses good lord.

Not having beer for your graduation weekend party will hurt for a moment.

Finding out that big bro is a coward will hurt for life.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

Wonder if the OP got her those two cases of Bud Lite or whatever.
You'd think the guy would be handing her heroin by the sound of those responses good lord.

Not having beer for your graduation weekend party will hurt for a moment.

Finding out that big bro is a coward will hurt for life.

Man had no clue about plausible deniability

Buy the beer, leave it on the counter, go to the next room , come back a couple of hours later and ask.. "where did my beer go?"

[mormapope]

Reading through that thread is like hammering thumb tacks to your taint.

EDIT: This applies to the beer thread and the oreo thread.

[zomgee]

^ after two whole pages of not giving a shit

Huh? We are on the same page

Oh I doubt that

 :geoff

[Phoenix Dark]

Nope, wouldn't buy my little bro/sister anything like that. I helped my brother buy some beer once but instantly regretted it. Constantly wondering what if he does something stupid/drives drunk/someone drives drunk thanks to the beer I bought/etc. I don't want that on my conscious if something bad happens.

[zomgee]

Nope, wouldn't buy my little bro/sister anything like that. I helped my brother buy some beer once but instantly regretted it. Constantly wondering what if he does something stupid/drives drunk/someone drives drunk thanks to the beer I bought/etc. I don't want that on my conscious if something bad happens.

He should tell her to suck off some dude in the 7-11 parking lot for a case of beer like every thirsty highschooler did.

Life lessons. Rite of passage.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Everybody did that, right?

[close]

[zomgee]

dangit

[Kara]

A girl in my high school French class blew a dude for weed.

[studyguy]

Lets be real, if they aren't getting it from you. They're getting it in other ways.
Case in point, blowing some dude for what was probably brick weed.

I'm all for having kids work the dumb shit out of their systems early so when it comes time to actually let them loose for real. Little Timmy isn't getting his stomach pumped in the hospital because he didn't know taking a handle of some hard shit to the dome was a bad idea.

[StealthFan]

I remember asking niccas to buy me beer outside the AMPM/Liquor store when I was a lad. I've bought beer/hooch...maybe a handful of times since turning 21. Last time I got shitfaced was a bad scene. Drunk dialed some peeps

[Phoenix Dark]

I remember asking niccas to buy me beer outside the AMPM/Liquor store when I was a lad. I've bought beer/hooch...maybe a handful of times since turning 21. Last time I got shitfaced was a bad scene. Drunk dialed some peeps

This was back when you were a functioning member of society right

breh you need to return to the living, I'll help you bro

lets get you back to playa weight

[Phoenix Dark]

PD and Stealthfan: a love story to end all.

[StealthFan]

I need to diet. My weight is right on the cusp of being completely outrageous. My mom took me to a dietician and we went through some steps and we just had an argument because I decided to order pizza instead of cook

[king of the internet]

I need to diet. My weight is right on the cusp of being completely outrageous. My mom took me to a dietician and we went through some steps and we just had an argument because I decided to order pizza instead of cook

pics plz

[studyguy]

I need to diet. My weight is right on the cusp of being completely outrageous. My mom took me to a dietician and we went through some steps and we just had an argument because I decided to order pizza instead of cook

Just get rich breh.
Ez

[Himu]

PD and Stealth should fuck already.

[Kara]

I need to diet. My weight is right on the cusp of being completely outrageous. My mom took me to a dietician and we went through some steps and we just had an argument because I decided to order pizza instead of cook

You got this breh.

[Phoenix Dark]

I need to diet. My weight is right on the cusp of being completely outrageous. My mom took me to a dietician and we went through some steps and we just had an argument because I decided to order pizza instead of cook

You should cook enough food for multiple meals/days. That way even if you don't feel like cooking you'll have stuff in the fridge that you can quickly heat up.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061324

1. Why do people make threads like this?

2. Bar Mitzvahs are at 13. 

what a piece of kit

[benjipwns]

I'm gonna update ASAP because DX12. Now only to find out how that will shake out. What are you actually getting? A one-time install, a key (that you maybe can rip out of the registry somewhere), it added to your accound... Their general FAQ doesn't answer this at all.

You're getting an iso with a key like with their other Windows upgrade versions. You can do a clean install with them by selecting advanced options or something at the boot-up screen.

[StealthFan]

black on black black broads

[thisismyusername]

Speaking of Excel, how many of yall are jumping on Windows 10?

Instantly. Windows 8: Windows 10: though Metro apps still in the desktop system.

[Rufus]

I'm gonna update ASAP because DX12. Now only to find out how that will shake out. What are you actually getting? A one-time install, a key (that you maybe can rip out of the registry somewhere), it added to your accound... Their general FAQ doesn't answer this at all.

You're getting an iso with a key like with their other Windows upgrade versions. You can do a clean install with them by selecting advanced options or something at the boot-up screen.

Nice, nice, nice. Very good.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167551577&postcount=9



Amir0x slights never get old.

[studyguy]

Did idiots on there really give that man a grand?
For real 

[zepblackstar]

This Rachel Dolezal story has filled me with a whole day of entertainment especially after 4chan boosted up #transracial.

[Joe Molotov]

Did idiots on there really give that man a grand?
For real 

Yeah, Evilore did.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062029

This thread is such a treat
 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167567625&postcount=24

And this bit about white supremacy makes me feel even more uncomfortable. He takes glee in the fact that it's a white man's world and his own white privilege. Does anyone except white people find this funny?

 

[zomgee]

Did idiots on there really give that man a grand?
For real 

Yeah, Evilore did. (Image removed from quote.)

He breaks down every three months to brag about how much he's changed.

I wouldn't trust him with a bag of paprika.

[StealthFan]

Amirox beat his poor mother because she interrupted his South Park episode. He's fucking irl scum. Fuck his stupid moral campaign.

[fey]

god NE(CKBEARD)OGAF is LUCKY Fey was PERM'D because these CUNTS wouldn't be trying it against GODsa in the unmarked thread otherwise.

binches.

[thisismyusername]

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061629

An obviously fake rumor that gets Nintendo fanboys hyped? Musing about the so called possibilities? Guess E3 time is here.

Their big relationship with Microsoft, Sony, Valve and Google as a third-party.

[archie4208]

I can't wait to get some Nintendo games for 75% off on a Steam sale. 

Iwata would wake up in a cold sweat if Nintendo games were discounted.

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061629

An obviously fake rumor that gets Nintendo fanboys hyped? Musing about the so called possibilities? Guess E3 time is here.

This is the question and the quote:

So having third-party developers is a nice-to-have but not a have-to-have?

We would love to have [them] and you’ll hear in a few weeks about some interesting partnerships. We’ve already over the past year opened up and aggressively sought licensing deals in lots of different areas. In the video game space you’ve seen Nintendo characters appear in other game worlds. It’s also happening outside the game world, with the Universal Studios partnership that will bring Nintendo to fans and families through theme parks.

Licensing deals in lots of different areas. From this we glean:



Please be Valve. Please be Valve. Please be Valve.

All my E3 predictions are revealing themselves to be true. Naturally, of course.

Square Enix

Bioware and Bethesda

[zomgee]

god NE(CKBEARD)OGAF is LUCKY Fey was PERM'D because these CUNTS wouldn't be trying it against GODsa in the unmarked thread otherwise.

binches.

I want to talk to Creepy Stalker. Creepy Stalker? Are you in there? Creepy Stalker?

Tell me about Tifa, Creepy Stalker.

[bluemax]

They are, but like the "Steambox" it's $1000 for an alienware PC with parts that can be had for much cheaper. Unless Valve is willing to eat a loss (which they aren't), Steamboxes are dead in the water. Why do you think they've put Steam Link and the controller up for pre-order before their own "recommended hardware?"

Valve has coasted on their prior success and Steam success too long. They style themselves as "gaming for gamers" and thats true they are. But you're not going to get mass growth with how they're dealing with the steambox. I'm just waiting for an ASUS or HP to come in with a cheap(er) consumer PC that's specifically targetted for connecting to TV and mass marketed.  Really it was Valve's main opportunity but it's hard to chastize them when they have steam and are fine filling the niche they're in.

Valve is looking so amateurish with this whole charade of the Steambox. They're a 300 employee company or something like that, a very successful one mind you, but you cannot support a legit hardware competitor at that size : Steamboxes have been a ridiculous proposition since its inception and how poorly it was handled (the whole pad thing seems to be in the same place) makes you wonder if Gabe Newell is really the mastermind everyone says or a lunatic with delusions of grandeur (not mutually exclusive with being talented though). It would be fascinating to have some idea of what happened backstage to motivate such a policy... Maybe Valve tought it would be a pretty effortless and profitable avenue to just slap their name on some licenced machines and cash in royalties, not expecting their drones to overblow the things to such proportions ?

Valve is basically run by a bunch of bean counters and psychologists at this point. They don't do anything that they aren't confident will make them money. Its why they dont make games anymore.

[Kara]

FREE Creepy Stalker

[bluemax]

I don't understand reddit or how it works, but apparently neither does their CEO

https://archive.is/9RFIp

When the second tech bubble bursts, we're going to find a lot of tech CEOs and senior executives who know fuck all.

Well no shit. You don't become CEO by knowing how tech works. you become CEO by knowing how to get VC.

I stopped responding to interview request from people on Angel List because I realized they usually had no idea what it would take to make what they wanted and most weren't willing to pay what it would take.

You may say no shit but there's a shitload of fawning articles out there that assume these CEOs are visionaries who can see things that the unwashed plebs can't.  Of course, this is no different than last decade's housing bubble but it's different this time...somehow

I mean even most semi successful tech startups these days the VCs force the founder out (because hes usually some punk ass grad of the Farm who knows nothing about running a company) and everything goes either corporate or to shit.

I do kind of wonder at what point VCs stop giving out money to all these stupid mobile apps. Everyone is trying to rip off Uber and Tinder and now with no real plan to monetize. Its just acquire users, sell out.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-seen-my-ex-get-fukked-in-a-porno-filmed-back-when-we-were-dating.327221/

I thought the dude doing the banging in those videos was like Puerto Rican or something. Maybe I'm bad at guessing ethnicity solely from shots of a penis and torso though, I guess I'm not gay enough.

[team filler]

FREE Creepy Stalker

it's time 

[Purrp Skirrp]

FREE Creepy Stalker

it's time 

 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062166

It got deleted and the OP got banned

Shame.

Seems kind of unfair to me.

Sort of redundant from my end, but after two mods peddled their own shit, a thread for bringing any and all Gaffer streamers together gets deleted, and the OP is banned.

EDIT: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167603270&postcount=11

Definitely feels harsh considering the OP always was a chill and collected guy. He tried reaching out but apparently no one responded, and sites like HaloGAF.com exist, so figured it would have been okay.

A perman ban too, idk.. He said he would have shut everything down had they disapproved, so it's a shame ;\

 

[Nibel]

Wow, that's really harsh - does that fall under self-promotion?

Why are Bish and m0dus still unbanned then  :lenowned

[mormapope]

 :mollywater

[VomKriege]

E3 is coming and with it the age-old question... How many hours because GAF servers break down go into maintenance ?

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062166

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167603913&postcount=14

Sounds very un-Gaf-like.