Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5983554 times)

toku · « **Reply #34500 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:49:03 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 13, 2015, 02:46:47 AM

E3 is coming and with it the age-old question... How many hours because GAF servers ~~break down~~ go into maintenance ?

Sunday afternoon it starts to go out.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34501 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:50:00 AM »

Quote from: Nibel on June 13, 2015, 02:39:30 AM

Wow, that's really harsh - does that fall under self-promotion?

Why are Bish and m0dus still unbanned then :lenowned

And Kagari

VomKriege · « **Reply #34502 on:** June 13, 2015, 03:00:12 AM »

Now, now, let's not play naive. Mods get some leeway and to an extent have some of the privilege of the owner. Gotta have something, anything, since there's no pay. Every amateur message board is like that. At least Modus and Bishop self-promo are towards what seems like real pro projects, not personal begging like Amirox or Kagari (that shit is unhealthy no matter how you frame it). Not to shoot down any criticism on the matter, but what happens on NeoGAF seems to me like the norm. The double-standard gap is just getting more and more apparent because of the size of the board.

But yeah lol at "it's very un-gaf-like

"

VomKriege · « **Reply #34503 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:34:14 AM »

When even MGS fans calls you on how shaky your fanwank is, you probably failed

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167558765&postcount=339

Oh, MGS fans...

Nibel · « **Reply #34504 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:26:25 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 13, 2015, 04:34:14 AM

When even MGS fans calls you on how shaky your fanwank is, you probably failed

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167558765&postcount=339

Oh, MGS fans...

I mean, this is PythonSnake

The most insane MGS fanboy on earth

The theories he comes up with are hilarious

Kabouter · « **Reply #34505 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:48:33 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 13, 2015, 05:08:09 AM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

What dumbfuck mountain would complain over this

I'd let her pee all over me

It's pretty amazing how the mountain is particularly offended and requires a higher than usual fine when it involves ten Westerners.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #34506 on:** June 13, 2015, 11:41:34 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=167612866

"how do i life"

king of the internet · « **Reply #34507 on:** June 13, 2015, 12:10:57 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 13, 2015, 11:41:34 AM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=167612866

"how do i life"

VomKriege · « **Reply #34508 on:** June 13, 2015, 12:39:53 PM »

GAF, only hard questions and the finest answers.
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1059943&page=1

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #34509 on:** June 13, 2015, 01:32:17 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062115

king of the internet · « **Reply #34510 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:06:01 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 13, 2015, 12:39:53 PM

GAF, only hard questions and the finest answers.
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1059943&page=1

It's that time of the year...http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062267

These insects actually have planned out rituals for this shit. I'll probably just review all the pertinent deets later that night.

mormapope · « **Reply #34511 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:23:01 PM »

This exact picture stopped being funny in 2006/2007.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34512 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:35:21 PM »

That picture will always be funny, as long as there are fools that live like that.

mormapope · « **Reply #34513 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:48:45 PM »

I was going to crack a joke about how Nintendo fans lock kids in their basement and provide them with whats pictured, but that joke would mainly work for Vita fans. And then the problem is Vita fans owning a gamecube.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34514 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:55:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167598302&postcount=110

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34515 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:59:41 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 13, 2015, 05:08:09 AM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

What dumbfuck mountain would complain over this

I'd let her pee all over me

What's a school head girl?

Jansen · « **Reply #34516 on:** June 13, 2015, 03:08:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167660409&postcount=40

Quote

I lol'd

Reminds me of a video I just seen recently of a dude have sex with his Xbox.

qq more · « **Reply #34517 on:** June 13, 2015, 03:19:42 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 13, 2015, 02:06:01 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on June 13, 2015, 12:39:53 PM
GAF, only hard questions and the finest answers.
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1059943&page=1

It's that time of the year...http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062267

These insects actually have planned out rituals for this shit. I'll probably just review all the pertinent deets later that night.

Can't they just... watch the conference?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34518 on:** June 13, 2015, 03:23:01 PM »

not sure why you'd want to spend time watching a sony conference anyway. it's just spreadsheet bukkake and some trailers for games. and a corny demo or two.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #34519 on:** June 13, 2015, 03:51:08 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167659817&postcount=36

fizzel · « **Reply #34520 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:49:55 PM »

I won't lie, if i was obscenely rich i'd happily buy a shagamatic 3000 with vibrating pussy and real pubic hair just for the novelty of it.

It'd be the poshest of posh wanks.

mormapope · « **Reply #34521 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:54:20 PM »

There would definitely be tiers for sex robots. The $399 models would have appendages and limbs break off after a dozen fucks, really hard to clean the pussy/ass out. $999 models would have vibration and heated genitals, stronger and more durable parts. $1499 models would have lactating tits, realistic nipples that get hard when fucking, realistic mouth with fake teeth and something that mimics a tongue, realistic skin.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34522 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:55:49 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 13, 2015, 11:41:34 AM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=167612866

"how do i life"

Sometimes I get the feeling some of these posters aren't as inept as we think, as much as boring people with boring lives. So when something out of the boring ordinary happens, they broadcast it for some attention.

... Then again it could be both!

king of the internet · « **Reply #34523 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:56:56 PM »

I always thought someone should make dick sucking machines. Like a lubricated, vacuum powered machine you can stand there and put your dick in. Or it could be portable so that you can basically be having your dick sucked 24/7 if that's what you want.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34524 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:58:14 PM »

That's a good idea, but I feel it might take the thrill out of it. I want the same machine you're envisioning, only it refuses to suck your dick 95% of the time.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34525 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:59:18 PM »

Stick a coin slot on there and build a few around town.

I could get rich as fuck. 💰💰💰

StealthFan · « **Reply #34526 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:59:43 PM »

I ain't sticking my dick in a sucking machine. Something could go wrong.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34527 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:01:32 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34528 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:07:20 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on June 13, 2015, 04:59:43 PM

I ain't sticking my dick in a sucking machine. Something could go wrong.

Like, getting your dick wet without using your hand?

fizzel · « **Reply #34529 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:07:44 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 13, 2015, 04:54:20 PM

There would definitely be tiers for sex robots. The $399 models would have appendages and limbs break off after a dozen fucks, really hard to clean the pussy/ass out.

Hot swappable anus.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34530 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:15:06 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 13, 2015, 05:07:20 PM

Quote from: StealthFan on June 13, 2015, 04:59:43 PM
I ain't sticking my dick in a sucking machine. Something could go wrong.
Like, getting your dick wet without using your hand?

No, like Electrocution, breh.

toku · « **Reply #34531 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:16:09 PM »

niccas so mad we getting an activision published platinum transformers game

mormapope · « **Reply #34532 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:26:31 PM »

Damn

Any Platinum fan should be glad they continue getting work. Anyone thinking Rising 2 wasn't cancelled or sidelined is a huge dumb dumb.

Rufus · « **Reply #34533 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:27:43 PM »

Quote from: fizzel on June 13, 2015, 04:49:55 PM

I won't lie, if i was obscenely rich i'd happily buy a shagamatic 3000 with vibrating pussy and real pubic hair just for the novelty of it.

It'd be the poshest of posh wanks.

It better be self-cleaning.

mormapope · « **Reply #34534 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:30:21 PM »

These people crying over Platinum making a Transformers game need a fucking reality check. The number of quirky Japanese action games coming out this gen will be close to nil, the fact that Platinum hasn't been shutdown yet is a mini miracle.

Its a action game made by Platinum. Who fucking cares that Korra wasn't that good, this is another shot, another chance at making an action game for an existing IP.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34535 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:36:03 PM »

It's another licensed game published by Activision. Meaning it's another game with tight budget and schedule. Yes, they took the job the stay in business. But it's going to be terrible. Book it.

Update: slated for an October release

dmj · « **Reply #34536 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:49:07 PM »

I'm not sure what the PG fans expected... Their only decent selling game was attached to the Metal Gear Solid property. And there was no way that they were gonna announce another MG Rising game when this is the final E3 to see the final bits of MGSV before it's release. The stans should be happy though, maybe one day PG will scrape together enough coins to finance a PSN/XBL game, and then those same stans can proceed to not buy it.

Huff · « **Reply #34537 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:52:42 PM »

Lol at all the pissed off ninfans. You think they're going to fund another plat flop.

mormapope · « **Reply #34538 on:** June 13, 2015, 05:54:56 PM »

The most painful Platinum bomb was Anarchy Reigns. Shit was $30 new and its a pretty fresh multiplayer experience, no one bought it. Shit was Wonderful 101 when it comes to sales.

benjipwns · « **Reply #34539 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:14:46 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 13, 2015, 03:23:01 PM

not sure why you'd want to spend time watching a sony conference anyway. it's just spreadsheet bukkake and some trailers for games. and a corny demo or two.

lol look at the loser who's not going to get all the major groundbreaking and historic announcements ten seconds before they're posted everywhere on the internet

he'll even have to wait for the trailers until they're posted in 1080p on youtube after the conference

zomgee · « **Reply #34540 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:33:41 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 13, 2015, 04:58:14 PM

That's a good idea, but I feel it might take the thrill out of it. I want the same machine you're envisioning, only it refuses to suck your dick 95% of the time.

Quote from: Terrisus

<.<

qq more · « **Reply #34541 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:34:48 PM »

As someone who absolutely loved Metal Gear Rising, the stanning regarding Platinum was absolutely damn annoying. That whole "Platinum is totally making Wii U Star Fox guys!!" was unbearable.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #34542 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:37:03 PM »

Platinum figured out that going back to the 80's strategy of doing licenses to keep your studio open is the way forward and it's not like they are LJN.

People need to quit gettin' mad at videogames.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34543 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:39:47 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2015, 06:14:46 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 13, 2015, 03:23:01 PM
not sure why you'd want to spend time watching a sony conference anyway. it's just spreadsheet bukkake and some trailers for games. and a corny demo or two.
lol look at the loser who's not going to get all the major groundbreaking and historic announcements ten seconds before they're posted everywhere on the internet

he'll even have to wait for the trailers until they're posted in 1080p on youtube after the conference

I don't know about you guys, but I've already asked for Monday off, arranged my command center, planned my E3 snacks, and prepared my reaction GIFs. I'm gonna be on GAF's epic OTs, GAF's IRC, and on twitter.

... Come E3, the void will finally be filled.
/

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34544 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:46:05 PM »

I used to watch them all for podcast material, but now I can just skim to the good bits* like a normal human being.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*there are no good bits

[close]

Kara · « **Reply #34545 on:** June 13, 2015, 08:07:39 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 13, 2015, 05:54:56 PM

The most painful Platinum bomb was Anarchy Reigns. Shit was $30 new and its a pretty fresh multiplayer experience, no one bought it. Shit was Wonderful 101 when it comes to sales.

Its soundtrack was pretty boss too.

Plus somehow it was in the same universe as their Running Man game?

Jansen · « **Reply #34546 on:** June 13, 2015, 08:24:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

lol i really hope konami violates the shit out of metal gears corpse ala silent hill just to see the tears

headwalk · « **Reply #34547 on:** June 13, 2015, 08:32:40 PM »

E3 is all about picking up on any flaw, oddity or potential sexual deviance of whoever is presenting and shouting heinous slurs at IRC.

mormapope · « **Reply #34548 on:** June 13, 2015, 08:36:53 PM »

No MGS fan should be sad. The dude wanted out since MGS2 finished development. He also loathed working on MGS4 and it showed, tons of old interviews where he said developing for the PS3 was really challenging, how he wished he was making games for the Wii.

mormapope · « **Reply #34549 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:44:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062531

RYU CAN DO RYU THINGS IN SMASH BROTHERS!
HERE IS EVERY INPUT.
OH MY GOD GUYS. I CANT EVEN DO THESE INPUTS.
SAKURAI IS A GENIUS.

People thinking this is somehow special or mindblowing

bork · « **Reply #34550 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:48:11 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 13, 2015, 08:07:39 PM

Quote from: mormapope on June 13, 2015, 05:54:56 PM
The most painful Platinum bomb was Anarchy Reigns. Shit was $30 new and its a pretty fresh multiplayer experience, no one bought it. Shit was Wonderful 101 when it comes to sales.

Its soundtrack was pretty boss too.

Plus somehow it was in the same universe as their Running Man game?

It's the sequel to Mad World on the Wii. I really enjoyed AR (well, imported it as Max Anarchy) and played the shit out of it. The delayed release from Sega (it came out in the U.S. like eight months later, which makes no sense since the whole game was already in English) probably didn't help things.

bork · « **Reply #34551 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:49:17 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 13, 2015, 09:44:21 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062531

RYU CAN DO RYU THINGS IN SMASH BROTHERS!
HERE IS EVERY INPUT.
OH MY GOD GUYS. I CANT EVEN DO THESE INPUTS.
SAKURAI IS A GENIUS.

People thinking this is somehow special or mindblowing

It is pretty cool how Ryu retains so much from the Street Fighter games.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34552 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:56:07 PM »

That's actually interesting that they're giving him a small boost from doing the actual fighting game moves instead of the smash casualized moves. I wonder if Daigo will break Smash.

mormapope · « **Reply #34553 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:56:41 PM »

Smash Bros has had gimmicky, off the wall characters for a long time now. Ryu doesn't have gimmicks, so the challenge then becomes transferring or creating a standard movelist to compliment his three special moves.

It would be hard to fuck Ryu up.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34554 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:57:42 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on June 13, 2015, 08:24:26 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

lol i really hope konami violates the shit out of metal gears corpse ala silent hill just to see the tears

Don't matter to me unless they port MGS1-4 to Steam and then royally fuck it up. Any new title from Konami at this point = avoid. They can continue to fuck the corpse but if someone isn't there to give them a blowie it doesn't mean much.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34555 on:** June 13, 2015, 10:42:12 PM »

mormapope imma give you a

on that one. Step it up breh.

Your sloppy GAF reporting might as well be "ONE WEIRD TRICK" clickbait these days.

Do you offer click refunds?

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #34556 on:** June 13, 2015, 10:46:17 PM »

platinum slays yall aint shit. i was genuinely hurt by that transformers leak. and just before ramadan too. what did i do to deserve this, allah!

qq more · « **Reply #34557 on:** June 13, 2015, 10:52:30 PM »

Ah, Anarchy Reigns. I kind of forgot about that game. It looked neat, I should pick it up sometime. Shame to hear it bombed though.

Quote from: bork laser on June 13, 2015, 09:49:17 PM

Quote from: mormapope on June 13, 2015, 09:44:21 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062531

RYU CAN DO RYU THINGS IN SMASH BROTHERS!
HERE IS EVERY INPUT.
OH MY GOD GUYS. I CANT EVEN DO THESE INPUTS.
SAKURAI IS A GENIUS.

People thinking this is somehow special or mindblowing

It is pretty cool how Ryu retains so much from the Street Fighter games.

I agree even as someone who normally find Neteio's threads overhyped garbage. I was really wanting to see how they would implement SF mechanics for Ryu or his stage, and they manage to do something that sounds pretty cool. I'm even more interested in trying him out now.

mormapope · « **Reply #34558 on:** June 13, 2015, 10:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 13, 2015, 10:42:12 PM

mormapope imma give you a on that one. Step it up breh.

Your sloppy GAF reporting might as well be "ONE WEIRD TRICK" clickbait these days.

Do you offer click refunds?

My own spergness got the better of me on that one, an L is an L. I'll look for material that all of us can't digest, together.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #34559 on:** June 13, 2015, 11:03:20 PM »

I thought nerds loved Transformers. I just remember a lot of 80s born manchildren being about that life.

Did the Bay films pervert their feelings of nostalgia?

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