jizzaster III: the return of the jizz

[nudemacusers]

opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs

don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation 

I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick. 

[CajoleJuice]

hey PD, i told you upton needed to upgrade to david price

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the butthole sniffing vid in question


http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:1gC5Xk5fuKsJ:https://vid.me/XM8+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us



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downtown abbey indeed!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Most of those dicks you see in the pictures are probably Jew producer dicks.  Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.

Regarding Verlander, he doesn't need to have stroke game, a quick check on Google shows that he is worth $180 million.  He doesn't need to worry about how good he can hit it, his bank account and being a professional sports player is good enough.

You dick experts are pretty disappointing.  I figured you'd all know this shit already.

[nudemacusers]

hey PD, i told you upton needed to upgrade to david price

he's probably one of those dudes who has a monster dick that never gets fully hard.

[StealthFan]

Yeah the cock Jlaw is sucking probably belongs to a attractive Jewish person producer.

[Himu]

5.5 - 6.5 inches.

That one vid/gif of girl sucking that dick, his head looks like someone accidentally stepped on it.

and this is the dick millionaire celebs are sucking and fucking? I refuse to believe it.

What did you expect? All celebs to fuck/suck/have gigantic penises? 

Celebrities are as normal and boring as the rest of us, it's whatever.

I DON'T KNOW.

If only these guys had that thing some white guys have where like, for some unknown reason, their cock is way darker than their body. So this white dude will have a brown-ish cock. More dudes need to get on that.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is it true Aubrey Plaza has some nudes as well?

[Kara]

I'm sorry, I understand that a lot of people send nudes or keep good nudes of themselves to send later or whatever. But at the end of the day, you shouldn't take them if you don't anybody but the intended target to see them. Cause someone else is bound to. It sucks that some guys do that, but like everything you should be more careful. So yeah, I'm all for not taking nudes just in case of shit like this.

Meh, I'm a fucking piece of shit and none if what I've been given has been seen by anyone but me. I can't be that much of an outlier, I'm too much of a piece of shit.

You're a piece of shit to people who are too decent to succumb to that, I guess.

I don't give them any in return. 1. I'm too much of a piece of shit and 2. Because of 1. I know I'd get burned.

This just makes me even more of one since I don't acquire in an interaction with any basis of trust and the only inference to make is that I'm manipulative as fuuuuuuuck.

[Mupepe]

Fuck you esch. Selena has got some supple looking titties

[StealthFan]

yeah i didn't know larson had dem titties

Also theresa Palmers face looks bad and that dude in one of her photos is Scott Speedman. I wonder what her dorky looking husband thinks about her fucking that dude.

[thisismyusername]

opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs

don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation 

I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick. 

I'm gonna need links of Colin Farrell's dick, mac. You can't leave me hanging after that.

[nudemacusers]

opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs

don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation 

I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick. 

I'm gonna need links of Colin Farrell's dick, mac. You can't leave me hanging after that.

isn't that who is in that ass smelling vid? i dunno. plus didn't he already have a sex tape at some point?

[demi]

kirsten dunce reminds me of whiteacid.. lol.

[Himu]

Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.

You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

[thisismyusername]

opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs

don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation 

I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick. 

I'm gonna need links of Colin Farrell's dick, mac. You can't leave me hanging after that.

isn't that who is in that ass smelling vid? i dunno. plus didn't he already have a sex tape at some point?

If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.

[G The Resurrected]

kirsten dunce reminds me of whiteacid.. lol.

 

Oh man now I have to dig through my files for those pics...

[nudemacusers]

If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.

don't worry my dick makes up for it 

[StealthFan]

who got the first, himu

[CatsCatsCats]

5.5 - 6.5 inches.

That one vid/gif of girl sucking that dick, his head looks like someone accidentally stepped on it.

and this is the dick millionaire celebs are sucking and fucking? I refuse to believe it.

What did you expect? All celebs to fuck/suck/have gigantic penises? 

Celebrities are as normal and boring as the rest of us, it's whatever.

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I DON'T KNOW.

If only these guys had that thing some white guys have where like, for some unknown reason, their cock is way darker than their body. So this white dude will have a brown-ish cock. More dudes need to get on that.

[Your Stalker]

If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.

don't worry my dick makes up for it 

send pics to pd so he can critique it

[StealthFan]

I couldn't fap to any of it. Fuck you nicca

[nudemacusers]

If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.

don't worry my dick makes up for it 

send pics to pd so he can critique it

already did bae

[Phoenix Dark]

Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.

You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

[nudemacusers]

i read somewhere you could tell a man's dick size based on his face. what say you pd? who here is sporting a big dick face?

[CatsCatsCats]

So this thread happened

[Himu]

who got the first, himu

shaka

[etiolate]

Is it true Aubrey Plaza has some nudes as well?

you're hoping for Chris Pratt aren't you

[Atramental]

btw if you can't fap to any of this shit because it's not explicit enough i feel bad for you

dudes in JBO talking about how its useless for them because porn has ruined their lives

Yeah... that's.... yeah....   porn has ruined me. 

[Your Stalker]

If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.

don't worry my dick makes up for it 

send pics to pd so he can critique it

already did bae

Do you have a link to his review or is it still a work in progress?

[thisismyusername]

Is it true Aubrey Plaza has some nudes as well?

you're hoping for Chris Pratt aren't you

Slightly chubby? I'd be down for that.

That or Zero Dark Thirty Chris...

[nudemacusers]

If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.

don't worry my dick makes up for it 

send pics to pd so he can critique it

already did bae

Do you have a link to his review or is it still a work in progress?

we're seeking publishers right now, it's a fairly massive tome.

[Atramental]

I couldn't fap to any of it. Fuck you nicca

its not my fault yall done fucced your dopamines up

you pd and atra need that detox period

I was actually planning on going a month (this September actually) without porn but... ergh... I dunno. That's going to be tough. 

[demi]

Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.

You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

Jewco reppin larger than you. Take your L, chutzpah.

[StealthFan]

jacking off ain't even shit anymore. gonna become a monk

[Your Stalker]

are you allowed to have sex on nofap? what about wet dreams?

[Phoenix Dark]

new batch soon?

[StealthFan]

in 11 minutes

[Himu]

Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.

You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

[Atramental]

are you allowed to have sex on nofap? what about wet dreams?

Yes. Sex is allowed. Encouraged even.

And wet dreams are fine as well, even though they're annoying as fuck... that's why I fap on (at least) a weekly basis so I'm not creaming up my good underwear. 

[TakingBackSunday]

ain't nothing happening tonight, I think this might be done

[Phoenix Dark]

Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.

You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

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Beezy is Jamaican.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

no Zachary Quinto

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[Himu]

so you stanning beezy now, huh? BEEZY. CHECK OUT THIS FOOL SIMP YOUR DICK, breh.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm just saying if EB dick was a market I wouldn't be buying shares from Bepbo.

[Himu]

I see.

[thisismyusername]

PD in that glass closet...

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[nudemacusers]

explore dick options trading in a market of pussy surplus brehs

[Himu]

PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

[TakingBackSunday]

told you

[Mupepe]

I can JO with the slightest bit of arousal. These pics will be useful for years

[nudemacusers]

PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

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jeans should be buttonfly tho #nopd

[Phoenix Dark]

PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

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haven't seen more than 10 minutes of Parks and Rec but Aubrey Plaza omg. She seems pretty chill too.

[Himu]

PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

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jeans should be buttonfly tho #nopd

Buttons ruin the zipper ritual. It's like smoking a morning cig without coffee.

[thisismyusername]

...Those Jessica Alba ones are old. Like... 2003-ish? I swear I've seen them before.

Same for Olivia Munn, IIRC.

(I see your edit.)

[CatsCatsCats]

The thirst of it all 

[nudemacusers]

PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

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jeans should be buttonfly tho #nopd

Buttons ruin the zipper ritual. It's like smoking a morning cig without coffee.

pop pop pop > zip

especially when the buttonfly is bulging due to excess cawkmeat

[thisismyusername]

http://i.imgur.com/coeTVXL.png

Only the mainsite (and /b/?) are down. boards.4chan.org seems to work for me.

Man, I haven't seen that Yaranaika server image in forever...

[StealthFan]

them posting old shit.

[kingkitty]

lol lol