Let's see, where to start...
-My exgirlfriend has stage 1 throat cancer. She quit smoking in January of this year and started having problems in April. Haha.
-My mother went back to work a couple months ago, then her car broke down. I gave her some money, she fixed up a small suzuki sidekick/geo tracker thing someone had to use as her car. Problem is, it's a stick and driving it has fucked her already fucked up knees up to the point where she can barely walk. She tried to do work from home for her call center job, but she's technologically stupid and they couldn't keep her doing it, so she's losing her job. OH GOD, SO HILARIOUS, LIFE.
-I have had a horrible fucking time signing up for obummercare after moving to GA; they can't explain why after filling out everything I don't qualify for a subsidy when in fact I'm about 7k a year under the cutoff line for single person. DERP. The problem is that my teeth are fucked up and I would really like to start getting them fixed; obviously I need to buy dental insurance to do this.
So, I need to figure out: do I help my ex, who is going to have to miss work and needs money to help support herself and her daughter; do I help my mother, who probably needs money in order to be able to keep living in her house or have to move into a fucking home; or do I sign up for health care and maybe start fixing my teeth.
Or, you know, option four, just fucking shoot myself in the face because all of this is a fucking farce.