Please share your struggle of the day

[Am_I_Anonymous]

woke up this morning feeling like i got punched in the face on stage and my entourage didn't do shit to help me out (besides throw a beer bottle)

Sucks man, mind if I ask what happened?

just had too much wine and weed last night

I don't smoke anymore but...

wine + weed =     for me

[Mr. Nobody]

I have jury duty next month 

[Kara]

I have jury duty next month 

I can teach you how to rant about bourgeois justice and be excluded from the jury pool.

You'll probably end up on some lists doe.

[Kara]

Still haven't studied for my exam.

Tripled again today.

Am going to quadruple tomorrow.

On the plus side, the amount of stims it'll take to get me through the next 2 days should shave at least 6 months off my wretched life.

[benjipwns]

I can teach you how to rant about bourgeois justice and be excluded from the jury pool.

It's soooooo much easier than that. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I can teach you how to rant about bourgeois justice and be excluded from the jury pool.

It's soooooo much easier than that. 

I just say I'm a black republican, that usually does the trick as long as the defendant is black.

[Steve Contra]

When I asked a lawyer friend if there was a definite way to get out of jury duty he said everything you've ever tried has been seen, someone else in the pool is doing the same thing or worse, what makes you unattractive to one side often makes you attractive to the other, and the things that will really dump you can get you held in contempt of court.

He also said in all his years no one has ever said anything overtly racist to get out of it.

[Madrun Badrun]

I struggled with how handsome I look today

[Mr. Nobody]

On one hand, I would just ignore it and toss the summons because I mean, how could they prove I got it since it wasn't certified 

But on the other hand...what if they actually give a damn and fine me/give me a warrant if I don't go 


Think I'll just go 

[Positive Touch]

found some tortellini in the fridge but no sauce. spent the last hour sitting and thinking how to resolve this without leaving the house.

[toku]

Don't let cheddahz fool y'all he don't really smoke crack

[Mupepe]

Someone tried to steal my boat last night.  They broke into the storage lot and tried to take off.  Unfortunately for both of us they didn't realize that the tie down positions for storage and transport of a boat on that trailer were different so when they took off the boat came loose.  So now I have a boat with a cracked hull in the middle of the storage lot that I need to get rid of because it's blocking other units.  I have no trailer to put it on.  I don't want to buy a new trailer to put it on because the trailer would probably be worth more than the boat (a 1989 Bayliner Capri) and then on top of that I'd have to fix it.  So now I have to pay someone to get rid of it.  Lose/Lose.  Oh well.

[Kara]

found some tortellini in the fridge but no sauce. spent the last hour sitting and thinking how to resolve this without leaving the house.

Got any olive oil, garlic, and rosemary?

[Madrun Badrun]

Man that sucks.  The lot isn't responsible for the theft? 

[Positive Touch]

found some tortellini in the fridge but no sauce. spent the last hour sitting and thinking how to resolve this without leaving the house.

Got any olive oil, garlic, and rosemary?

of course I do I'm Italian. holy shitballs why did I not think of this hours ago

[Madrun Badrun]

Look at these people, unable to sympathize with the lost relationship between a man and his boat.  Tisk tisk.   

[Positive Touch]

dude we're talking about tortellini here

[Madrun Badrun]

But its a boat.  Mups has lost the implication.

[Kara]

of course I do I'm Italian. holy shitballs why did I not think of this hours ago

Those 3 ingredients are the holy trinity of #dgaf Italian food. *makes the sign of the cross* Use this knowledge together. Use it in peace.

[Mupepe]

Man that sucks.  The lot isn't responsible for the theft?

nah.  they're not liable for anything.  and i was under the assumption home owners insurance would cover it since it covers storage units or other 3rd parties in possession of my stuff.  But I should have asked because since it's a boat it's not covered and only boat insurance would cover it.

[nudemacusers]

Someone tried to steal my boat last night.  They broke into the storage lot and tried to take off.  Unfortunately for both of us they didn't realize that the tie down positions for storage and transport of a boat on that trailer were different so when they took off the boat came loose.  So now I have a boat with a cracked hull in the middle of the storage lot that I need to get rid of because it's blocking other units.  I have no trailer to put it on.  I don't want to buy a new trailer to put it on because the trailer would probably be worth more than the boat (a 1989 Bayliner Capri) and then on top of that I'd have to fix it.  So now I have to pay someone to get rid of it.  Lose/Lose.  Oh well.

jeez man. :/

[Kara]

Analyzing the problematic aspects of your sexuality with your partner instead of having sex.

[Mupepe]

thanks, bros.  Turned out okay I guess.  I put an ad up on craigslist last night for someone to take it for free.  An old couple from the area wanted to pick it up and said they love fishing but can't afford a boat.  So they want it to repair it and use it.  They sounded really excited and said it was a dream come true.  So while I still lose my boat at lease I don't have to pay for it to be taken away and I make someone happy in the process.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

On one hand, I would just ignore it and toss the summons because I mean, how could they prove I got it since it wasn't certified 

But on the other hand...what if they actually give a damn and fine me/give me a warrant if I don't go 


Think I'll just go 

I had a friend who tried to ignore his summons. He got called in for contempt of court. 250 dollar fine bro.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

thanks, bros.  Turned out okay I guess.  I put an ad up on craigslist last night for someone to take it for free.  An old couple from the area wanted to pick it up and said they love fishing but can't afford a boat.  So they want it to repair it and use it.  They sounded really excited and said it was a dream come true.  So while I still lose my boat at lease I don't have to pay for it to be taken away and I make someone happy in the process.

As a former boat owner (goddamn outdrives) I can clearly say the two best days of boating are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.


BOAT (BRING OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND)

[Mupepe]

thanks, bros.  Turned out okay I guess.  I put an ad up on craigslist last night for someone to take it for free.  An old couple from the area wanted to pick it up and said they love fishing but can't afford a boat.  So they want it to repair it and use it.  They sounded really excited and said it was a dream come true.  So while I still lose my boat at lease I don't have to pay for it to be taken away and I make someone happy in the process.

As a former boat owner (goddamn outdrives) I can clearly say the two best days of boating are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.


BOAT (BRING OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND)

Agreed.  Taking it out is a pain in the ass and owning it is a pain in the ass.  Expensive from beginning to end.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

thanks, bros.  Turned out okay I guess.  I put an ad up on craigslist last night for someone to take it for free.  An old couple from the area wanted to pick it up and said they love fishing but can't afford a boat.  So they want it to repair it and use it.  They sounded really excited and said it was a dream come true.  So while I still lose my boat at lease I don't have to pay for it to be taken away and I make someone happy in the process.

As a former boat owner (goddamn outdrives) I can clearly say the two best days of boating are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.


BOAT (BRING OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND)

Agreed.  Taking it out is a pain in the ass and owning it is a pain in the ass.  Expensive from beginning to end.

I lost an out drive twice in one year. 2500 bucks. Decided....sell the son of a bitch.

[Human Snorenado]

Pretty sure no one is gonna beat this guy's struggle of the day.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/04/guy-in-hospital-after-getting-girlfriends-strap-on-stuck-up-his-bum-4935198/

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Pretty sure no one is gonna beat this guy's struggle of the day.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/04/guy-in-hospital-after-getting-girlfriends-strap-on-stuck-up-his-bum-4935198/

LOL!

How do you even begin to try to explain that? I mean at that point you just pretty much have to say "yes I was getting pegged by my girlfriend, indeed"

[nudemacusers]

Pretty sure no one is gonna beat this guy's struggle of the day.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/04/guy-in-hospital-after-getting-girlfriends-strap-on-stuck-up-his-bum-4935198/

the actual livelink vid is horrifying and hilarious. when they pull it out

[Rufus]

There are so many people in the room.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f1e_1414960834 obviously

[Fifstar]

Molten ice water sipped over the chocolate bananas that I kept in the back of the fridge, had to dry them with kleenex 

[Kara]

Afternoon client let me off the hook, so now I gotta not tomorrow. NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING.

[Kara]

The 40K audio drama I listened to today during my commute made fun of me.

[lennedsay]

I keep finding myself in the middle of these ridiculous Michael Brown debates between drunk people in my own house so I can't even get the fuck away. Jesus fuck. Everybody's got an opinion but I don't give a shit about any of them to be honest. Well at least from white people sitting all cozy in their suburban homes with nothing more to say than, "lol thugs lol pants up don't shoot."

Everyone has lost their fucking minds in St Louis anticipating next week. Crazy company emails from upper management are freaking people out, people who likely have absolutely nothing to worry about. I gotta say, I'm happy I'm going to be out of town next week, not so much because of the protesting that will most definitely happen, but so I don't have to deal with smug ass white people.

[Positive Touch]

I keep finding myself in the middle of these ridiculous Michael Brown debates between drunk people in my own house so I can't even get the fuck away. Jesus fuck. Everybody's got an opinion but I don't give a shit about any of them to be honest. Well at least from white people sitting all cozy in their suburban homes with nothing more to say than, "lol thugs lol pants up don't shoot."

Everyone has lost their fucking minds in St Louis anticipating next week. Crazy company emails from upper management are freaking people out, people who likely have absolutely nothing to worry about. I gotta say, I'm happy I'm going to be out of town next week, not so much because of the protesting that will most definitely happen, but so I don't have to deal with smug ass white people.

it's fucking ridiculous out there new. the whole damn city is on edge, way worse than is been any other time in the last three months. if we had some leaders that would actually work towards defusing this instead of ignoring it or hyping up the fear we would be in a much better place, but hey.

[Mupepe]

Is big jumbo PT? Everything makes a lot more sense now if so

[nudemacusers]

I only notice name changers if it's a poster of any real importance

[lennedsay]

I keep finding myself in the middle of these ridiculous Michael Brown debates between drunk people in my own house so I can't even get the fuck away. Jesus fuck. Everybody's got an opinion but I don't give a shit about any of them to be honest. Well at least from white people sitting all cozy in their suburban homes with nothing more to say than, "lol thugs lol pants up don't shoot."

Everyone has lost their fucking minds in St Louis anticipating next week. Crazy company emails from upper management are freaking people out, people who likely have absolutely nothing to worry about. I gotta say, I'm happy I'm going to be out of town next week, not so much because of the protesting that will most definitely happen, but so I don't have to deal with smug ass white people.

it's fucking ridiculous out there new. the whole damn city is on edge, way worse than is been any other time in the last three months. if we had some leaders that would actually work towards defusing this instead of ignoring it or hyping up the fear we would be in a much better place, but hey.

It's St Louis' Ebola.

We need a flowchart. Do you ever drive outside of St Charles County? ----- No ------ You're not getting Ebola nor need to buy a gun to protect your house from Ferguson rioters.

It doesn't even need a Yes option because no one out here ever leaves.

WHITE PEOPLE.

[Positive Touch]

dude I seen a reporter saying their source in the st Chuck pd was talking about how the cops were worried about "black Muslims beheading women and children."

[Madrun Badrun]

Math making me feel stupid.  I have an interview with a machine learning co-supervisor on Monday and I feel like a dunce. 

[Rufus]

Slept 20 hours or so.

Definitely old now.

[lennedsay]

dude I seen a reporter saying their source in the st Chuck pd was talking about how the cops were worried about "black Muslims beheading women and children."

Doesn't even surprise me. I'm sure its all the black Muslims fault that we need a prescription for over the counter decongestants out here too. They created the meth epidemic as part of a jihadist movement to take down trashy white people.

[PlayDat]

I just read an article on sex negative feminism

Link?

I'm a little suspicious of people who describes themselves as sex-positive since they'll so often forget the part where it's also about not shaming people who aren't interested in sex, and aren't willing to do any of the hard work required to protect the rights of sex workers.  You also tend to hear the phrase used by men who only care about the fun parts of feminism so I feel like sex-negativity would be a perspective worth hearing from.

[Kara]

The seller I bought my absinthe glass and spoon from put absinthe on the shipping label and I wasn't the one who received the package.

Using a spoon requires a lot more patience than what I had been using. I'm going to have a fountain soon.

[seagrams hotsauce]

 

[Brehvolution]

That sucks! What's worse is now your car is hostage until you rip the rest down. Any damage to the car?

[Mupepe]

Crikey! Thats horrible dude

[recursivelyenumerable]

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lol, how did this happen?

[nudemacusers]

did you back into your garage? 

[seagrams hotsauce]

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lol, how did this happen?ti

did you back into your garage? 

Shamefully, yes. I jumped in my car, instinctively shifted to reverse, realized I didn't have my wallet, and shifted from reverse to park while jumping out. I didn't actually fully click into park while I was exiting and managed to back up a foot and a half through my fucking door. And worse yet, this is the second time this fucking year.

The worst part of all of this? I was completely fucking sober both times.

[seagrams hotsauce]

whoops

[seagrams hotsauce]

whoops

[Positive Touch]

driving through the door twice AND triple posting? suuuure you don't have a problem, alky

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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My wife did this once. Sucks. Call Action Door or whatever you have in your area. That spring that locks the garage door above can kill you if taken off incorrectly.

[Brehvolution]

One of the new QA people got Cryptowall on his machine at some point(I'm guessing Friday) and was found this morning. Thankfully, it didn't infect the rest of the company. I do non work related activities(reading the bore) on my work machine but I would never go deep enough to get my shit infected with anything.

Does anyone know where you go on the internet to get randsomware on your machine?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

One of the new QA people got Cryptowall on his machine at some point(I'm guessing Friday) and was found this morning. Thankfully, it didn't infect the rest of the company. I do non work related activities(reading the bore) on my work machine but I would never go deep enough to get my shit infected with anything.

Does anyone know where you go on the internet to get randsomware on your machine?

Porn sites probably.

[Brehvolution]

Which would be funny considering he sits next to his boss and is good friends with her son who also works here.

[Madrun Badrun]

whoops

whoops

Did you just back through the door two more times?