Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 511799 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1200 on:** November 20, 2014, 07:16:28 PM »

Man Seagram. I'm sorry.

tiesto · « **Reply #1201 on:** November 20, 2014, 09:51:42 PM »

Just found out my HOA is making me pay $9600, due by March 1, to repair the shoddy workmanship on the roofs when they built the place. And there's no opting out, just doing a monthly $100 payment for 10 years which would mean I'd be paying $3000 interest on top of that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1202 on:** November 20, 2014, 10:00:33 PM »

sorry about your step mom breh

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1203 on:** November 21, 2014, 12:59:09 AM »

Quote from: Esch on November 20, 2014, 04:15:47 PM

i specifically refuse to use that term because it sounds stupid. there's nothing funny about it (Image removed from quote.)

Do you actually say nervy spot out loud?

Yeah, that's perfectly normal.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1204 on:** November 21, 2014, 01:00:32 AM »

sorry to hear about the stepmom dude

esch...

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #1205 on:** November 21, 2014, 01:37:09 AM »

Thanks, everybody.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1206 on:** November 21, 2014, 12:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 21, 2014, 01:05:55 AM

Nah I just say nerves.

Also fuck all of you.

but where would you fuck us?
In that "all rectally area"?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1207 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:26:15 PM »

Make the mistake of replacing your technically challenged wife's old samsung with a new Galaxy brehs...

"It's too big"

"My fingers don't fit"

"What's this one do?"

"Where are my contacts at?"

"I don't like this color I want a white one"

"How do I put this in my purse?"

"Where's candy crush at?"

"How do I email for work?"

"How do I make a call?"

Struggle brehs.

Hold the phone like this and ask me how to make a call brehs

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1208 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:39:27 PM »

I got some chicken udon at a Japanese place today. Burnt my finger touching the handle to move it. The soup was so hot it took 40 minutes to cool down to a comfortable eating temp. I would have liked to enjoy the soup with everyone else who was eating.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1209 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:12:51 PM »

Have 239 conversations on your phone and have your wife picking though them trying to find her friends/necessary contact numbers

"who's "Kara from CSC" (that's how I enter vendors) and why is she asking you about buttsplices? What the FUCK is a buttsplice is that some crazy white girl shit?"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1210 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:16:32 PM »

Take her old and new phone back to the store. They have a machine that will transfer everything to the new phone from the old phone. Even the pictures if you want to wait that long.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1211 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:17:25 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 21, 2014, 03:16:32 PM

Take her old and new phone back to the store. They have a machine that will transfer everything to the new phone from the old phone. Even the pictures if you want to wait that long.

No I did that. She's worried some didn't come over/making an excuse to check me in.

Marriage brehs

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1212 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:18:58 PM »

The only texts I get from other women are asking when I can fix their laptops.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1213 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:20:39 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 21, 2014, 03:18:58 PM

The only texts I get from other women are asking when I can fix their laptops.

I checked my wife's shit for about 4 minutes before I went into the store.....nevermind

Wife "girl he making me mad today"

Cousin "he always be playing to hard"

Wife "No shit I'm gonna snap if he don't get off his ass and stop watching football"

Cousin "Yeah he lazy sometimes"

----------------------------

Wife "I dont know what to make for thanksgiving"

Her mom "Turkey and gravy"

Wife "How do I make two turkeys at once?"

Her mom "Get your man to buy you a bigger stove"

Wife "Yeah hes cheap"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1214 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:24:07 PM »

Can you imagine if she saw convo's on your phone talking shit about her?

It's not fair, brehs.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1215 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 21, 2014, 03:24:07 PM

Can you imagine if she saw convo's on your phone talking shit about her?

Nah them shits get deleted asap. Be married as long as me and know the game breh.

Me and Her dad are always talking shit about them, right at the end one of us always says "alright delete this shit"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1216 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:35:24 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 03:24:46 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 21, 2014, 03:24:07 PM
Can you imagine if she saw convo's on your phone talking shit about her?

Nah them shits get deleted asap. Be married as long as me and know the game breh.

Me and Her dad are always talking shit about them, right at the end one of us always says "alright delete this shit"

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1217 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:35:52 PM »

I am at the point where I think I need to get a burner phone for my female vendors....fuck

BTW my father in law is funny as fuck.

I remember this one from last year (I am going to try to emulate his typing skills)

Pops "my lady gots a not good fat ass"

Me "What you mean?"

Pops "she ask me if er buttt was fat and I said hell yeaa"

Me "oh shit"

Pops "she aint give me ass anyway rigt now"

Me "For real?"

Pops "yeaa I was a litle friendy with this white girl at applebes"

Me "LOLS"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1218 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:46:40 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 02:26:15 PM

"It's too big"
"My fingers don't fit"

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1219 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2014, 03:46:40 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 02:26:15 PM

"It's too big"
"My fingers don't fit"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1220 on:** November 21, 2014, 06:21:58 PM »

I'm just outchea tryin get smash brehs, and both guys in front of my are signing up for the gamestop credit card.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1221 on:** November 21, 2014, 06:23:25 PM »

They're letting you reconsider this course of action. This belongs in the triumph thread.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1222 on:** November 21, 2014, 07:02:04 PM »

My entire life has been one long wrong course of action. It's too late to reconsider. Also, they were sold out anyway.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #1223 on:** November 21, 2014, 07:05:25 PM »

Should have gone to the Gamecube Hut

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1224 on:** November 21, 2014, 07:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 07:05:25 PM

Should have gone to the Gamecube Hut

They've already sold 50k copies, but maybe there's still a few left.

chronovore · « **Reply #1225 on:** November 21, 2014, 07:30:07 PM »

Trying to set up my mom's computers to be bulletproof so she can use them easily before I leave for Japan.

Setting up bulletproof computers... closest analogy for my mom and computers is someone who looks up the barrel when cleaning the gun. $:-\$

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1226 on:** November 22, 2014, 06:05:56 PM »

Wife wanted to watch a Christmas movie, Die Hard wasn't on Netflix

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1227 on:** November 22, 2014, 06:15:27 PM »

lethal weapon?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1228 on:** November 23, 2014, 03:25:15 PM »

So remember how I was talking about my wife's grandpa was on honor parade for being a WWII veteran? He passed away this morning. He was old and we knew his time left would be in months not years but this came a surprise.

El Babua · « **Reply #1229 on:** November 23, 2014, 03:29:44 PM »

RIP

toku · « **Reply #1230 on:** November 23, 2014, 03:42:33 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 22, 2014, 06:05:56 PM

Wife wanted to watch a Christmas movie, Die Hard wasn't on Netflix

It was last year.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1231 on:** November 24, 2014, 03:38:49 PM »

Wife calls me

Me "Hi baby, what's up"

Her "Um I think I did a bad thing to the car"

Me "You call triple-A?"

Her "well no I just traded it in for a new one"

I just FUCKING BOUGHT HER A CAR FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO FIX THIS SHIT FUCK.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1232 on:** November 24, 2014, 03:42:59 PM »

no fucking way

on the bright side, you're definitely getting laid tonight.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1233 on:** November 24, 2014, 03:43:02 PM »

You bought her a car for xmas. She's treating herself to a new car for xmas.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1234 on:** November 24, 2014, 03:47:28 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 24, 2014, 03:43:02 PM

You bought her a car for xmas. She's treating herself to a new car for xmas.

Yeah no shit man. I already paid off her XMAS present so I really don't want to return it. Guess my spoiled ass son getting an Acura because I ain't giving him no goddamn boxster.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1235 on:** November 24, 2014, 03:52:23 PM »

Reference post #152

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42453.msg1958259#msg1958259

My soon to be 18 year old gonna get a 2014 Acura......asshole.

I ain't giving him my car and he is NOT getting a porsche, fuck that news.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #1236 on:** November 24, 2014, 05:18:15 PM »

70+ degrees in November

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #1237 on:** November 25, 2014, 01:11:13 PM »

I come home to the news that my stepdad had his email "hacked". I check out exactly what he did and, to no one's surprise, it was a simple case of getting an email from "google" about reviewing a document which, when clicked, took you to a website for you to input your username and password. What was baffling is that the website url was very obviously NOT google, but he couldn't take 3 seconds to look at it and realize that it was very obviously a phising attempt.

Not even an hour later, I'm told that my Mom received an email from my stepdad (while his was "hacked") and fell for the SAME THING. I kinda of expected it from my naive step-dad, but I didn't think she'd be just as clueless.

Just the thought of having to lecture two grown ass adults on basic internet security has me groaning.

Tasty · « **Reply #1238 on:** November 25, 2014, 01:26:44 PM »

Making a new short movie and coordinating everybody to be available on the same day is nightmarish. There's "only" like 5 people that have to be involved but that's still proving difficult. I'll work something out, but I figured it wouldn't be easy.

They're working for free so I literally can't complain, lol.

At least the script is done. Now I need to buy the props and rent the equipment. $:-\$

Tasty · « **Reply #1239 on:** November 25, 2014, 01:27:25 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on November 24, 2014, 05:18:15 PM

70+ degrees in November

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1240 on:** November 25, 2014, 03:01:43 PM »

the fan in my retina has died :'(

applecare doe

give me a new computer mothafukkas

Tasty · « **Reply #1241 on:** November 25, 2014, 03:40:48 PM »

I need to call Verizon to cancel the line I stopped using over a year ago but I hate calling anyone and when I finally called today the stupid automated phone system gave me the runaround.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1242 on:** November 25, 2014, 03:50:56 PM »

keep a line for a year because you can't talk to people on the phone brehs

i just hit 0 until i talk to a human ymmv

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1243 on:** November 25, 2014, 04:14:40 PM »

with voice operated phone systems a lot of times you can just scream into the phone and it'll give you a real person

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1244 on:** November 25, 2014, 04:19:49 PM »

make sure to scream things like 'they're killing me oh god'

chronovore · « **Reply #1245 on:** November 26, 2014, 12:24:47 AM »

Went out to eat at a local diner. Nearby table was packed full of nubile young women, all laughing and giggling. Three of them in the booth facing me, two facing away. When they all got up to leave, one long-haired brunette was wearing low rise jeans, so I got a glorious, clear view of tremendous upper butt and ass cleavage. Then the brunette turned around and he had a full beard.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1246 on:** November 26, 2014, 02:53:24 AM »

it's 2014 ass is ass

Mupepe · « **Reply #1247 on:** November 26, 2014, 08:05:22 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 26, 2014, 12:24:47 AM

Went out to eat at a local diner. Nearby table was packed full of nubile young women, all laughing and giggling. Three of them in the booth facing me, two facing away. When they all got up to leave, one long-haired brunette was wearing low rise jeans, so I got a glorious, clear view of tremendous upper butt and ass cleavage. Then the brunette turned around and he had a full beard.

I had an old man moment the other day. My wife and I were driving out a parking lot of a restaurant and some young girl is getting out of a car and he (glorious) ass cheeks are just hanging out of the tiniest shorts I've ever fucking seen. I could not believe someone actually goes out with anything that skimpy. I had to confirm with my wife that they were not underwear. Oh well. It looked awesome.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1248 on:** November 26, 2014, 09:48:57 AM »

Gotta drive out for the funeral (to fly everyone out last minute on thanksgiving week would've been several thousand dollars).
Gonna be in the car with the kids for like 12 hours. $:-\$

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1249 on:** November 26, 2014, 11:49:30 AM »

thanks to all these protests I now have a bunch of family including my wife following my Twitter account :ineveraskedforthis

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1250 on:** November 26, 2014, 11:54:03 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 26, 2014, 09:48:57 AM

Gotta drive out for the funeral (to fly everyone out last minute on thanksgiving week would've been several thousand dollars).
Gonna be in the car with the kids for like 12 hours. $:-\$

Drive safe breh. As my parents would say whenever I had to drive my brothers somewhere: deliver the package safely.

kick51 · « **Reply #1251 on:** November 26, 2014, 12:38:53 PM »

not enough time between my morning run and my noon therapy session for a real lunch :'(

bork · « **Reply #1252 on:** November 26, 2014, 02:25:44 PM »

Went to a take-out buffet place for lunch. Had to wait while some guy picked out all of the meat from some Chinese pepper steak tray, leaving only the vegetables, and blocking all the surrounding trays while he did it. This went on for a good 10 minutes, easily. I kept going back there and he was still at it.

Tasty · « **Reply #1253 on:** November 27, 2014, 04:34:15 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 27, 2014, 03:51:30 AM

I switched to Mozilla and it's awesome. But I can't log in to twitter for some reason.

Reb · « **Reply #1254 on:** November 27, 2014, 07:26:06 AM »

I think nowadays a sucky browser is mostly a reflection of how much the user sucks.

Yulwei · « **Reply #1255 on:** November 27, 2014, 10:20:48 AM »

spending today alone and eating instant ramen because i'm in the middle of changing jobs but it's whatever. i have music and games to keep me occupied.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1256 on:** November 27, 2014, 10:51:50 AM »

hit the nervy spot in my wrist. Ouch.

toku · « **Reply #1257 on:** November 27, 2014, 12:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 27, 2014, 04:40:38 AM

Chrome sucks

I switched back to firefox last year then back to chrome again and i don't even remember why. I was using Waterfox for awhile too.

Rufus · « **Reply #1258 on:** November 27, 2014, 01:40:08 PM »

A pair of jeans I hadn't worn in a while must have mysteriously shrunk down.

Huff · « **Reply #1259 on:** November 27, 2014, 01:49:58 PM »

I've gotten fatter too

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Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 511799 times)