Author Topic: It's 20XX and people are mad online about Star War! (Read 556672 times)

kingv · « **Reply #3720 on:** July 18, 2019, 09:44:59 AM »

Anyone who doesn’t like Snyder Cuts is Excommunicado

Tasty · « **Reply #3721 on:** July 18, 2019, 09:45:37 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 18, 2019, 09:31:08 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 17, 2019, 05:16:52 PM
Snyder is a hack/fraud.

I thought this was the point tbh. Man's got a career of 2 hour Linkin Park music videos. Its self aware

He isn't.

A better example might be Michael Bay (and Nickelback videos or something I dunno); I fully believe he's self-aware about his reputation and types of movies he makes (maybe outside that 'sus Romeo and Juliet Law shit in Transformers 8.)

I don't get that impression from Snyder. He comes off like an Araonofsky type, believing he's making true art. When really it's taking two action figures and smashing them together in a dirty pond.

Himu · « **Reply #3722 on:** July 18, 2019, 04:47:42 PM »

i read rumbler's hack/fraud thing and read it as .hack//fraud and chuckled

Himu · « **Reply #3723 on:** July 18, 2019, 04:50:17 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 18, 2019, 09:45:37 AM

Quote from: Esch on July 18, 2019, 09:31:08 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 17, 2019, 05:16:52 PM
Snyder is a hack/fraud.

I thought this was the point tbh. Man's got a career of 2 hour Linkin Park music videos. Its self aware

He isn't.

A better example might be Michael Bay (and Nickelback videos or something I dunno); I fully believe he's self-aware about his reputation and types of movies he makes (maybe outside that 'sus Romeo and Juliet Law shit in Transformers 8.)

I don't get that impression from Snyder. He comes off like an Araonofsky type, believing he's making true art. When really it's taking two action figures and smashing them together in a dirty pond.

Man of Steel convinced to never watch a single Snyder film ever again. Superman would NEVER destroy buildings like that and be so apathetic to regular people like that. NEVER.

Tasty · « **Reply #3724 on:** July 18, 2019, 05:08:08 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 18, 2019, 04:47:42 PM

i read rumbler's hack/fraud thing and read it as .hack//fraud and chuckled

Taken as entire franchises, .hack > Star Wars.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3725 on:** July 18, 2019, 05:20:15 PM »

I really really wanna go to galaxy's edge and build my own lightsaber

Tasty · « **Reply #3726 on:** July 18, 2019, 05:24:07 PM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on July 18, 2019, 05:20:15 PM

I really really wanna go to galaxy's edge and build my own lightsaber

Build-a-Bear for grownups

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That actually does sound sweet.

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Yeti · « **Reply #3727 on:** July 18, 2019, 10:38:04 PM »

It’s $200 to build your own lightsaber. Do you know how many copies of BvS you could buy with that kind of money?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3728 on:** July 18, 2019, 10:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 18, 2019, 10:38:04 PM

It’s $200 to build your own lightsaber. Do you know how many copies of BvS you could buy with that kind of money?

200?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3729 on:** July 19, 2019, 12:28:30 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 18, 2019, 05:24:07 PM

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on July 18, 2019, 05:20:15 PM
I really really wanna go to galaxy's edge and build my own lightsaber

Build-a-Bear for grownups

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That actually does sound sweet.
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Nah my dude, that's the droid building experience

Kara · « **Reply #3730 on:** July 19, 2019, 01:08:07 AM »

I need to make sure my SO does not hear about that until after she leaves...

VomKriege · « **Reply #3731 on:** July 19, 2019, 02:43:15 AM »

Quote from: Kara on July 19, 2019, 01:08:07 AM

I need to make sure my SO does not hear about that until after she leaves...

How my forum thinks of me and my commune :

What it really looks like :

Tasty · « **Reply #3732 on:** August 06, 2019, 11:44:39 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #3733 on:** August 06, 2019, 11:53:14 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3734 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:48:02 PM »

I could believe this.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3735 on:** August 06, 2019, 02:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 06, 2019, 01:48:58 PM

I will now be disappointed if they don't have a giant death star that jizzes out smaller death stars

Besides the Walt Disney Corporation, you mean.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3736 on:** August 06, 2019, 04:13:38 PM »

It will jizz and you will ask for seconds

chronovore · « **Reply #3737 on:** August 06, 2019, 07:29:26 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 06, 2019, 02:02:13 PM

Quote from: Stro on August 06, 2019, 01:48:58 PM
I will now be disappointed if they don't have a giant death star that jizzes out smaller death stars

Besides the Walt Disney Corporation, you mean.

bluemax · « **Reply #3738 on:** August 06, 2019, 11:41:35 PM »

Just wait until the new movie has time travel!

Tasty · « **Reply #3739 on:** August 15, 2019, 10:14:53 AM »

https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/star-wars-fans-rejoice-beloved-character-yoda-return-article-1.3932491

Hey guys, remember Yoda?

team filler · « **Reply #3740 on:** August 15, 2019, 02:28:27 PM »

yoder should join the mcu

Uncle · « **Reply #3741 on:** August 15, 2019, 02:34:34 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #3742 on:** August 15, 2019, 03:55:45 PM »

Puts more credibility in the time travel theory.

Yup, they're doing it.

Himu · « **Reply #3743 on:** August 15, 2019, 06:27:50 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 15, 2019, 10:14:53 AM

https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/star-wars-fans-rejoice-beloved-character-yoda-return-article-1.3932491

Hey guys, remember Yoda?

Was wondering if RLM really put that yoda thumbnail because I couldn’t imagine them doing that and so quickly. I see the bbs tags and lmao you bloody bastard, Andy

I’m like,”even if it’s possible for him to take it how is it possible to do on a forum?” “Ohhhhh”

Tasty · « **Reply #3744 on:** August 15, 2019, 06:47:53 PM »

It's all I could think of when I read the headline.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3745 on:** August 15, 2019, 07:28:35 PM »

Yoda already returned though...

Tasty · « **Reply #3746 on:** August 15, 2019, 08:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2019, 07:28:35 PM

Yoda already returned though...

No one said Disney was original.

Tasty · « **Reply #3747 on:** August 16, 2019, 10:16:55 AM »

https://io9.gizmodo.com/report-ewan-mcgregor-will-return-as-obi-wan-kenobi-in-1837288832

Remember Obi-Wan?

Momo · « **Reply #3748 on:** August 16, 2019, 10:25:09 AM »

no one is ever really gone

Occam · « **Reply #3749 on:** August 16, 2019, 11:05:20 AM »

By the way, when did Lucas come up with the inane idea that the Jedi live in celibacy?

Uncle · « **Reply #3750 on:** August 16, 2019, 11:13:06 AM »

Quote from: Occam on August 16, 2019, 11:05:20 AM

By the way, when did Lucas come up with the inane idea that the Jedi live in celibacy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1989505.stm

Quote

But Lucas revealed that despite their monastic regime, Jedi were permitted to have sex.

"Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships."

Occam · « **Reply #3751 on:** August 16, 2019, 11:14:19 AM »

Ok, one thing he didn't completely ruin. Of course allowing sex but forbidding love is idiotic, as well.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3752 on:** August 16, 2019, 11:16:39 AM »

Quote from: Occam on August 16, 2019, 11:05:20 AM

By the way, when did Lucas come up with the inane idea that the Jedi live in celibacy?

I'm pretty sure that never come up until Episode II, so we could have this

forbidden love subplot.

Occam · « **Reply #3753 on:** August 16, 2019, 11:30:08 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 16, 2019, 11:16:39 AM

Quote from: Occam on August 16, 2019, 11:05:20 AM
By the way, when did Lucas come up with the inane idea that the Jedi live in celibacy?

I'm pretty sure that never come up until Episode II, so we could have this forbidden love subplot.

And like so many things in the prequels, it makes no sense.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #3754 on:** August 16, 2019, 12:26:00 PM »

I remember when Revenge of the Sith came out, I didn't even know what Sith was. Because none of that redundant shit was in the originals.

Himu · « **Reply #3755 on:** August 16, 2019, 01:19:27 PM »

AHAHAHAHAHA

THEY'RE REALLY DOING IT

THEY'RE REALLY DOING IT

I GOTTA SEE THIS TRAIN WRECK

Tasty · « **Reply #3756 on:** August 16, 2019, 02:13:54 PM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on August 16, 2019, 12:26:00 PM

I remember when Revenge of the Sith came out, I didn't even know what Sith was. Because none of that redundant shit was in the originals.

It means disappointed with the cooking of the duck meat.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3757 on:** August 16, 2019, 03:38:02 PM »

Jedi are polyamorous ?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3758 on:** August 16, 2019, 04:00:08 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 16, 2019, 03:48:25 PM

Couldn't a Jedi just use the force on a Fleshlight and call it a night?

While force choking yourself.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #3759 on:** August 16, 2019, 10:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 16, 2019, 03:48:25 PM

Couldn't a Jedi just use the force on a Fleshlight and call it a night?

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agrajag · « **Reply #3760 on:** August 17, 2019, 02:00:47 AM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on August 16, 2019, 12:26:00 PM

I remember when Revenge of the Sith came out, I didn't even know what Sith was. Because none of that redundant shit was in the originals.

well then you weren't paying attention when you watched the first two prequels

chronovore · « **Reply #3761 on:** August 17, 2019, 07:12:16 AM »

DickieDee, NSFW Spoilertag that, please.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3762 on:** August 23, 2019, 09:56:58 PM »

Looks fucking hot as shit, DONT CURR whatchu haters be sayin. Werner fuckin Herzog in this shit, eat a bag of dicks if you ain't on board fam

Also there's gonna be an Obi Wan series with Renton from Trainspotting I guess

https://io9.gizmodo.com/hello-there-the-obi-wan-kenobi-show-is-officially-happ-1837475975

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3763 on:** August 23, 2019, 10:08:28 PM »

I always wanted to see IG-88 doing stuff, so I'm gonna watch this.

Tasty · « **Reply #3764 on:** August 23, 2019, 10:11:28 PM »

Looks hot as fuck.

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #3765 on:** August 23, 2019, 10:41:06 PM »

I'm really down for a masked man murdering aliens with a star wars aesthetic. Hope its good.

EchoRin · « **Reply #3766 on:** August 23, 2019, 11:10:41 PM »

Werner is the shit. Hopefully him agreeing to this project means it will be at least above average and a hell of a lot better than the safe ass new trilogy.

Himu · « **Reply #3767 on:** August 24, 2019, 12:00:33 AM »

Holy shit, that trailer is the first time I've liked anything for Star Wars since TFA. Finally, Star Wars that isn't rebels vs sith and isn't some pointless backstory prequel no one gives a fuck about (Solo).

team filler · « **Reply #3768 on:** August 24, 2019, 12:34:31 AM »

my boy werner about to make the only good star war

Tasty · « **Reply #3769 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:11:42 AM »

Werner is a huge fan of The Killers, just like me

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3770 on:** August 24, 2019, 02:13:53 AM »

Wow didnt expext this to be good, but now im excited

paprikastaude · « **Reply #3771 on:** August 24, 2019, 07:52:10 AM »

Han Solo freezing is now his canon arresting technique?

This shit all over again.

And all that Rogue One edginess

Occam · « **Reply #3772 on:** August 24, 2019, 08:00:22 AM »

Yep, that makes no sense. This is another "all Jedi dress like farmers from Tatooine"-moment.

chronovore · « **Reply #3773 on:** August 24, 2019, 08:04:47 AM »

Way, way back when ROTJ came out, I thought Luke's black outfit on the Endor mission was what Jedi would normally wear. I was so surprised that Obi-Wan, hiding on Tatooine, was wearing his Jedi Uniform all along.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3774 on:** August 24, 2019, 11:39:05 AM »

I'm not creaming my pants at that Boba Fett trailer but yeah it could work. For such a supposedly cool and iconic character, he was quickly turned into a punchline in Return... and utterly trivialised by the whole clone shit in Attack... All they need to do is make him a Lee Van Cleef type in Space Western stories with as little strings as possible to the mainline protagonists. Hardest bit is doing that without him talking (or talking much, I don't expect they will make make the effort of him being mute).

EchoRin · « **Reply #3775 on:** August 24, 2019, 12:14:36 PM »

Unless I'm misunderstanding the trailer, this is not Bobba Fett. It's just a random bounty hunter.

Himu · « **Reply #3776 on:** August 24, 2019, 12:15:45 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on August 24, 2019, 12:14:36 PM

Unless I'm misunderstanding the trailer, this is not Bobba Fett. It's just a random bounty hunter.

Which makes the carbon thing even more stupid. Only nitpick with the trailer.

EchoRin · « **Reply #3777 on:** August 24, 2019, 12:21:39 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 24, 2019, 12:15:45 PM

Quote from: EchoRin on August 24, 2019, 12:14:36 PM
Unless I'm misunderstanding the trailer, this is not Bobba Fett. It's just a random bounty hunter.

Which makes the carbon thing even more stupid. Only nitpick with the trailer.

Looks cool though.
Shit I don't know. Maybe word got out that Vader had this cool freezing machine that makes you look like a delicious Hershey bar and on top of that it makes it impossible for your captives to escape as they can't even lift a pinky while in this state. That way I can cTch a dozen fools and they won't overpower me in my ship as all of them will be frozen instead of having some jail cell where a group of damn fools doesn't charge me as I try to toss another prisoner into the cell.

... But mainly, it looks cool.

Tasty · « **Reply #3778 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:34:04 PM »

I had to look up after the trailer whether the rumored Boba Fett movie turned into this.

Between the Carbonite and the ending speech making it really seem we should already know/care who this new guy is, normies are gonna be so confused.

Nintex · « **Reply #3779 on:** August 24, 2019, 02:32:44 PM »

I see Gus Fring has expanded his drug empire

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Author Topic: It's 20XX and people are mad online about Star War! (Read 556672 times)