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VomKriege

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3780 on: August 24, 2019, 03:11:45 PM »
Unless I'm misunderstanding the trailer, this is not Bobba Fett. It's just a random bounty hunter.

Oh yeah that's his entire home planet gimmick or something, right ? (It's a bit of a weird "Planet of Hats syndrome" to quote TVTropes but it can work in fiction).
Actually I think it sort of works to salvage that whole cloning Jobbi Jobba Fett. I'm not sure it really matters that it's not him specifically. Looks the same, does the same job, have the same tools : it's Bobba Fett by association.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3781 on: August 24, 2019, 08:42:55 PM »
Yeah, I mean it's pretty much just Boba Fett but without the previous story baggage.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3782 on: August 24, 2019, 08:51:06 PM »
Can't wait to activate my free two week trial of Disney+ and binge this.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3783 on: August 25, 2019, 04:47:41 PM »
Way, way back when ROTJ came out, I thought Luke's black outfit on the Endor mission was what Jedi would normally wear. I was so surprised that Obi-Wan, hiding on Tatooine, was wearing his Jedi Uniform all along.
::)

It wasn't just you who thought that. :)

So much better than what we got in the prequels. I've said it before, it's like Lucas didn't know or understand his own movies, and didn't bother to rewatch the original trilogy even once before creating the prequels.
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Nintex

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3785 on: August 25, 2019, 05:19:12 PM »
Oh dear, Kylo has the higher ground

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3787 on: August 26, 2019, 12:52:43 AM »
Way, way back when ROTJ came out, I thought Luke's black outfit on the Endor mission was what Jedi would normally wear. I was so surprised that Obi-Wan, hiding on Tatooine, was wearing his Jedi Uniform all along.
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'hiding' yet everyone knew the old wizard :lol

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3788 on: August 26, 2019, 10:06:59 AM »
Someone's compiled the leaks and spoilers for Ep IX so far:


Enjoy.

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Tasty

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3789 on: August 26, 2019, 10:19:08 AM »
Someone's compiled the leaks and spoilers for Ep IX so far:


Enjoy.

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Imagine if humanity could harness the time and energy spent on this document. We may be able to cure cancer overnight.

Tasty

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« Reply #3790 on: August 26, 2019, 10:37:33 AM »
And I read it all like a dope, so what does that say.

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A copy of his consciousness is held within an item (the MacGuffin). He possessed a body and ruled as Snoke. When Snoke was cut in half, his consciousness returned to the MacGuffin

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:doge I really want to know WTF the original plan was with Snoke, or if somehow this was the plan the whole time (really doubt it.)

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3791 on: August 26, 2019, 10:39:19 AM »
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These Star Destroyers are equipped with “planet destroying weapons like the one on the Death Star itself.”
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:doge :doge :doge YOU get a technological terror, and YOU get a technological terror!

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3792 on: August 26, 2019, 11:04:17 AM »
so snoke is just a lich  ??? ???
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3793 on: August 26, 2019, 11:37:23 AM »
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3794 on: August 26, 2019, 12:32:58 PM »
The Sith are like engineers for razor blade companies. "How can we make this better?" "Add more blades!".


Tasty

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3795 on: August 26, 2019, 12:45:53 PM »
The Sith are like engineers for razor blade companies. "How can we make this better?" "Add more blades!".


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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3796 on: August 26, 2019, 12:59:25 PM »
Way, way back when ROTJ came out, I thought Luke's black outfit on the Endor mission was what Jedi would normally wear. I was so surprised that Obi-Wan, hiding on Tatooine, was wearing his Jedi Uniform all along.
::)
'hiding' yet everyone knew the old wizard :lol

To be fair, “everyone” being everyone in some rural hick town on a backwater planet in the ass end of the galaxy that nobody was supposed to even have heard of.  (Until after the heroes visit it in four of the next five movies, oops)
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3797 on: August 26, 2019, 01:07:50 PM »
Way, way back when ROTJ came out, I thought Luke's black outfit on the Endor mission was what Jedi would normally wear. I was so surprised that Obi-Wan, hiding on Tatooine, was wearing his Jedi Uniform all along.
::)
'hiding' yet everyone knew the old wizard :lol

To be fair, “everyone” being everyone in some rural hick town on a backwater planet in the ass end of the galaxy that nobody was supposed to even have heard of.  (Until after the heroes visit it in four of the next five movies, oops)

Also to be fair, he’s described as a reclusive hermit and nothing more
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agrajag

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3798 on: August 26, 2019, 01:12:04 PM »
ballsy move to keep using his government name tho

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3799 on: August 26, 2019, 01:15:29 PM »
Skywalker spoiler

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lol so Rose isn’t in? All that trouble TLJ and they do nothing to fix her character? Probably because the actress was harassed? Recast her.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3800 on: August 26, 2019, 01:33:11 PM »
Skywalker spoiler

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lol so Rose isn’t in? All that trouble TLJ and they do nothing to fix her character? Probably because the actress was harassed? Recast her.
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She's in, quite high up in the Rebellion as Finn's love interest  :comeon
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« Reply #3801 on: August 26, 2019, 01:44:34 PM »
Skywalker spoiler

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lol so Rose isn’t in? All that trouble TLJ and they do nothing to fix her character? Probably because the actress was harassed? Recast her.
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She's in, quite high up in the Rebellion as Finn's love interest  :comeon
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I'm still reading. I looked at the character sheet and didn't see her and assumed. :lol She's not even on the poster
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Nintex

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3802 on: August 26, 2019, 02:02:39 PM »
Don't worry
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She will be on the Chinese poster  :success
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« Reply #3803 on: August 26, 2019, 02:14:59 PM »
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How did Rey put the Skywalker lightsaber together? wasn't it lost in ESB? How did they find it? I hate that questions like that aren't even answered.

-Palpatine is back but not how you'd expect. A copy of his consciousness is held within an item (the MacGuffin). He possessed a body and ruled as Snoke. When Snoke was cut in half, his consciousness returned to the MacGuffin. :rofl

THE FINAL FIGHT

- Kylo and Rey team up to destroy Palpatine once and for all. (Old 4chan leak, unconfirmed but likely).
Rumor: Matt Smith isn’t Palpatine reborn or rejuvenated but a dark side acolyte, he is willfully possessed by the spirit of Emperor Palpatine. (MSW article)
- Matt Smith’s character (a Knight of Ren) is already possessed when they return to Kylo and eventually turns on him. (Old 4chan leak).
- Rumor: Eventually Kylo Ren kills Palpatine’s host body, then Palpatine’s spirit then jumps into Kylo Ren’s body. Kylo Ren is strong enough to not lose total control of his mental faculties. He struggles to take control of his body but subdues himself and his weapon while beckoning Rey to kill him. Kylo does the right thing and becomes Ben Solo again as he sacrifices himself to kill Palpatine. (MSW article)
-Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is injured at the end of the movie (lots of red makeup used, as well as fake blood). (Source)
-According to Jason Ward, Kylo “kind of dies”, but not permanently, apparently. (MSW podcast)
-The movie supposedly ends on Tatooine (Personal speculation: Probably at the Lars homestead with a Binary Sunset shot). (MSW podcast)
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lmao
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3804 on: August 26, 2019, 02:15:07 PM »
Tell me the dumbest shit from that because I'm not going to read through it. Just give me the worst things from it so I can :jeb

:drudge

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- Snoke was some dude Palpatine possessed -- Snoke's death returned his soul to a MacGuffin, and the goal is to destroy it before Palpa can possess someone else (Matt Smith's character)
- Kylo wants the MacGuffin for power, but then realizes Palpa is out for absolute control and works with the heroes to destroy him
- Palpatine has ALSO kept a force of red Stormtroopers and fleet of Death Star Tech-equipped Star Destroyers in secret in the "Unknown Regions," waiting until now to strike (actually they may have just gotten lost, apparently)
- Kylo dies by letting Palpa possess him and letting Rey kill him (very Dark Phoenix), basically redeeming him Vader style
- The Knights of Ren are apparently basically drunken hooligans
- Rey and Kylo lightsaber fighting causes the entire environment they're fighting in to "warp" back to past/future points in the series, similar to Rey's vision in TFA
- Han Solo is back -- not a Force Ghost per se, but talks to Rey through Luke's Force Ghost or something
- Lando is barely in it ("Maz Canata-like role")
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That's most of what I remember.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3805 on: August 26, 2019, 02:24:29 PM »
Looks fucking dope can't wait
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VomKriege

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3808 on: August 26, 2019, 03:55:54 PM »
Your worst fears ? It was true. All of it. :lol
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3809 on: August 26, 2019, 03:56:53 PM »
them spoilers :lol

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« Reply #3810 on: August 26, 2019, 04:45:46 PM »
By my estimates, almost half of what Mike and *Rich predicted is true (if this leak is accurate.) :lol
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3811 on: August 26, 2019, 05:57:52 PM »
Someone's compiled the leaks and spoilers for Ep IX so far:


Enjoy.

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“Finn gets emotional closure within his identity—what is family, what is friendship, what is love."

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Tasty

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« Reply #3812 on: August 26, 2019, 06:25:46 PM »
Also maybe some OT retconning

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Flashback scenes with younger Luke and Leia, including force training for Leia, and more importantly: one flashback is a conversation the two had in the original trilogy that "changes how we see some of the characters involved in the sequel trilogy."
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Shmi theory confimed :jeb

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3813 on: August 26, 2019, 06:48:28 PM »
If they really end this movie with
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a binary sun shot on Tatooine
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, this series needs to be put the fuck down, Jesus Christ.

Never seen such a (potentially) cool universe, handled with such creative bankruptcy.

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« Reply #3815 on: August 26, 2019, 11:45:36 PM »
ballsy move to keep using his government name tho
In fairness, he was known as "Old Ben."

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« Reply #3816 on: August 27, 2019, 12:11:24 AM »
Yeah, dude had the most generic name on the planet. No way anyone was finding him on that shit hole.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3817 on: August 27, 2019, 12:31:51 AM »
ballsy move to keep using his government name tho
In fairness, he was known as "Old Ben."

I may be misremembering,  but they called him Ben Kenobi a few times. I am assuming Kenobi is his last name.

agrajag

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« Reply #3818 on: August 27, 2019, 12:35:15 AM »
oh yeah I am a beast

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paprikastaude

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3819 on: August 27, 2019, 06:01:29 AM »
wtf is everyone talking about in those spoiler tags  :social

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3820 on: August 27, 2019, 09:39:29 AM »
wtf is everyone talking about in those spoiler tags  :social

Jar Jar Binks is Snoke.
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Tasty

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3821 on: August 27, 2019, 09:46:32 AM »
wtf is everyone talking about in those spoiler tags  :social

By my estimates, almost half of what Mike and *Rich predicted is true (if this leak is accurate.) :lol


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« Reply #3822 on: August 27, 2019, 10:53:38 AM »

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3823 on: August 27, 2019, 11:32:40 AM »
I may be misremembering,  but they called him Ben Kenobi a few times. I am assuming Kenobi is his last name.

But given that everyone in Star Wars is related to the same dozen people, there are probably quite a few Kenobis.

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« Reply #3824 on: August 27, 2019, 12:37:24 PM »
I actually think it would have been cooler and scarier if it had been a normal red lightsaber. Like slowly dolly in on her in the black robe ("OMG Rey in black robes??"), give people a second or two to consider the implications, have her slowly pull out a normal-looking lightsaber, and VRSZHHH everything is illuminated red. Cut to logo.

The blade swinging around looks awkward and jerky to me.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3825 on: August 27, 2019, 12:51:32 PM »
need new sword to sell toy of new sword, old sword toys no good anymore

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« Reply #3826 on: August 27, 2019, 12:59:10 PM »
what's the merch sales like anyway? are kids buying this shit or is it all being bought by Rich Evans?

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3827 on: August 27, 2019, 01:05:08 PM »
People still collect the fuck out of Star Wars... but I feel like the main market is really adults now.

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« Reply #3828 on: August 27, 2019, 01:12:57 PM »
what's the merch sales like anyway? are kids buying this shit or is it all being bought by Rich Evans?

Purely anecdotal of course but hearing from a couple of parents, yeah they do, at least when the hype crests.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3829 on: August 27, 2019, 10:21:14 PM »
that is one JJ Abrams ass trailer I tell you what

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3830 on: August 27, 2019, 10:24:41 PM »
I hope everyone dies at the end of IX like in Rogue One

does this make me GamerGate?

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and then Captain Phasma shows up alive in a mid-credits scene
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3831 on: August 27, 2019, 11:11:10 PM »
what's the merch sales like anyway? are kids buying this shit or is it all being bought by Rich Evans?

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« Reply #3832 on: August 28, 2019, 12:40:39 AM »
So much of Star Wars seems nostalgia based that it’s less for kids than adults now... imo anyway.

Also if you look at the figures they make a lot of the designs are not cool toys for kids unless you love the characters.

A figure of That really forgettable Asian chick from TLJ has been sitting st target for like 2 years. Just think about how wack of a toy that is. Or black guy in a flight jacket, or old grandma woman wearing white, or grandpa with a black leather jacket and a pistol.

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« Reply #3833 on: August 28, 2019, 01:18:31 AM »
If it was made for adult fans of Star Wars, I'd argue they could never make anything as shit as TLJ, which was obviously not made for people who grew up on the Wars

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« Reply #3834 on: August 28, 2019, 03:42:41 AM »
Man those ROS spoilers are pretty bad. Not TLJ bad though, but still pretty uninspiring. That seems to be kinda all they can manage with any of this new Star Wars stuff, it feels like an uninspired licensed game from the late 90s early 00s.
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« Reply #3835 on: August 28, 2019, 07:42:06 AM »
So much of Star Wars seems nostalgia based that it’s less for kids than adults now... imo anyway.

Also if you look at the figures they make a lot of the designs are not cool toys for kids unless you love the characters.

A figure of That really forgettable Asian chick from TLJ has been sitting st target for like 2 years. Just think about how wack of a toy that is. Or black guy in a flight jacket, or old grandma woman wearing white, or grandpa with a black leather jacket and a pistol.

what kid would seriously be excited for a Poe Dameron figurine so he can reenact the famous scene where he is defiant and petulant toward the Admiral Holdo purple hair figurine

I would play with a Luke Skywalker figurine RIGHT NOW he would do cool flips across my desk and start attacking my pair of scissors with his light saber, what the fuck would I do with a Rose
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« Reply #3836 on: August 30, 2019, 11:07:44 AM »
Mild spoiler

So 30 or so rebels vs this:
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LMAO
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« Reply #3837 on: August 30, 2019, 12:14:28 PM »
Mild spoiler

So 30 or so rebels vs this:
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LMAO

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They all have Death Star Tech™ too. :doge
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3838 on: August 30, 2019, 12:31:01 PM »
They'll send in John Wick

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #3839 on: August 30, 2019, 12:56:24 PM »
So much of Star Wars seems nostalgia based that it’s less for kids than adults now... imo anyway.

Also if you look at the figures they make a lot of the designs are not cool toys for kids unless you love the characters.

A figure of That really forgettable Asian chick from TLJ has been sitting st target for like 2 years. Just think about how wack of a toy that is. Or black guy in a flight jacket, or old grandma woman wearing white, or grandpa with a black leather jacket and a pistol.

what kid would seriously be excited for a Poe Dameron figurine so he can reenact the famous scene where he is defiant and petulant toward the Admiral Holdo purple hair figurine

I would play with a Luke Skywalker figurine RIGHT NOW he would do cool flips across my desk and start attacking my pair of scissors with his light saber, what the fuck would I do with a Rose

I would reenact that iconic scene where she and Finn run around a casino.