Author Topic: whats the whitest thing you did today (Read 39606 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** March 23, 2015, 06:36:28 PM »

i for one am making spaghetti squash pasta my friends

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:37:40 PM »

Made bank.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:40:51 PM »

applied for a job

Your Stalker · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:43:56 PM »

have sex with my sister

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:44:35 PM »

Took a pic of my socks as a how to guide for PD. Decided against.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:58:09 PM »

got brunch

Barry Egan · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:00:11 PM »

Worked at a used bookstore in Greenwich Village. I overheard a (lily white) co-worker describe to another (lily white) co-worker what "crunk" means in a thick Minnesota accent today and I almost died of white shame.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:01:48 PM »

I had to ask my kid what piff meant......

headwalk · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:14:28 PM »

old woman sat next to me on the tube.

StealthFan · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:14:57 PM »

Took care of my children.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:15:08 PM »

rode a scooter

bought and ingested pseudephedrine

blew a dude just to feel something, anything

Tasty · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:15:29 PM »

Paid $7 for a grilled cheese sandwich.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:22:07 PM »

watched videos of Microsoft developer evangelists sharing the good news about new windows 10 platform apis

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:22:51 PM »

^ winner

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:31:32 PM »

Paid hispanic minorities to wash my dad's car.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:45:26 PM »

Played Icewind Dale.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:45:44 PM »

Tried to dance.

Failed.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:47:13 PM »

felt a general malaise about things

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:50:47 PM »

Complained to my friends at the country club about indolent minorities and then later had a panic attack related to my state legalizing gay marriage.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:56:59 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2015, 07:50:47 PM

Complained to my friends at the country club about indolent minorities and then later had a panic attack related to my state legalizing gay marriage.

Wrong group whites under 30 don't see an issue with it. You're looking for blacks over 40 which are probably 96% against.

Oh and for the record for whites of affluence over 30 country clubs are "shit grandpa use to do." They much prefer private parties or strip club cockmongering these days.

I'm a member at a club and I've went maybe three times in two years .

Still getting bills for dues though :brazil

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:02:35 PM »

Paid an escort to hit me so I could feel something

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:02:35 PM

Paid an escort to hit me so I could feel something

Twist: I actually paid the hooker to smack the fuck out of him and told her to keep his payment as a tip.

Oh shit....I didn't tip....wrong thread

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:09:39 PM »

Made a racist joke in the "what's the blackest thing you did today?" thread

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:22:08 PM »

Got some daps on the coli

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:23:21 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2015, 08:22:08 PM

Got some daps on the coli

That subtle humor.

Kara · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:25:51 PM »

Ate a lunch of feta, naan, and kombucha.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:27:58 PM »

Woke up this morning, made Stumptown coffee in my French press, put on my North Face rain jacket and drove to work in my Subaru while listening to NPR.

Gonna drink some Barley Browns Pallet Jack IPA from Baker City, Oregon that my mom got for me at a growler station in Corvallis, Oregon on Saturday. Oh yeah, the growler is a Visit Bend branded hydroflask.

That sounds pretty Mr. White PNW.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:28:40 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 23, 2015, 08:25:51 PM

Ate a lunch of feta, naan, and kombucha.

If I meet you I don't know if I'll smack you, hug you, shove a goddamn 6 pack chicken nugget down your vocal resonater (sp I know), or take you to a strip club. But these are the only options I find suitable.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:28:46 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 23, 2015, 08:25:51 PM

Ate a lunch of feta, naan, and kombucha.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:30:19 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 23, 2015, 08:27:58 PM

Woke up this morning, made Stumptown coffee in my French press, put on my North Face rain jacket and drove to work in my Subaru.

Gonna drink some Barley Browns Pallet Jack IPA from Baker City, Oregon that my mom got for me at a growler station in Corvallis, Oregon on Saturday. Oh yeah, the growler is a Visit Bend branded hydroflask.

That sounds pretty Mr. White PNW.

Subaru vehicles

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:31:16 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2015, 08:30:19 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 23, 2015, 08:27:58 PM
Woke up this morning, made Stumptown coffee in my French press, put on my North Face rain jacket and drove to work in my Subaru.

Gonna drink some Barley Browns Pallet Jack IPA from Baker City, Oregon that my mom got for me at a growler station in Corvallis, Oregon on Saturday. Oh yeah, the growler is a Visit Bend branded hydroflask.

That sounds pretty Mr. White PNW.
Subaru vehicles

I always know I'm back in the PNW when I start seeing them all over the place.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:36:44 PM »

Pretty sure my wife and I are forester lifers

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:37:43 PM »

I grew up with Legacy's and then bought an Outback a couple years ago.

No fucking minivans ever. Fuck that.

This is as white as it gets. But it's also super white to make fun of them. For as liberal and open minded as we like to think we are, Seattle is pretty fuckin' white.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:39:58 PM »

My son wants one of them AWD Streetified Rally Cars. WRX I think?

Not white anymore

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:39:58 PM

My son wants one of them AWD Streetified Rally Cars. WRX I think?

Not white anymore

Those Subaru rally things don't count. They're some strange anomaly that no one out here buys. Outbacks and Foresters, yo.

Quaker · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:43:41 PM »

Streamed the new Sufjan Stevens album a week early on NPR.com.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:44:10 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2015, 07:22:07 PM

watched videos of Microsoft developer evangelists sharing the good news about new windows 10 platform apis

Channel9 stuff? I love that place. Drinky why aren't you on video talking about cool shit?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:46:18 PM »

Checked out an exotic* girl's fine big ass booty

*black

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:47:24 PM »

Picked up the kids from school and then had a glass of unsweetened iced tea.

White power.

Kara · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:50:17 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:28:40 PM

Quote from: Vularai on March 23, 2015, 08:25:51 PM
Ate a lunch of feta, naan, and kombucha.

If I meet you I don't know if I'll smack you, hug you, shove a goddamn 6 pack chicken nugget down your vocal resonater (sp I know), or take you to a strip club. But these are the only options I find suitable.

The last time I went to a strip club I was also a party to a fight in a parking lot and had to talk a server at Denny's out of calling the authorities while I gnawed on some cold biscuits and gravy.

What I'm trying to say is, bb, when you ride with me you get to pick more than one option.

chronovore · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:52:23 PM »

Reading a forum on my MacBook Air.

At home.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:54:10 PM »

Meh I can probably L list celebrity your way out of strip club problems in Ohio/Tokeland/Michigan, Vularai...

But if I gotta pay your shit you're cutting me an 11% vigorish...make no mistake.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:55:07 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 23, 2015, 08:52:23 PM

Reading a forum on my MacBook Air.

At home. In Japan.

That sounds pretty white.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:59:55 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 23, 2015, 08:44:10 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2015, 07:22:07 PM
watched videos of Microsoft developer evangelists sharing the good news about new windows 10 platform apis

Channel9 stuff? I love that place. Drinky why aren't you on video talking about cool shit?

you'll get your wish all too soon. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE VS EXTENSIONS? :-(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:10:23 PM »

also fixed a bunch of grammar errors in a minority employee's technical blog post

THAT'S 100% PURE UNCUT CACDEMON PASSIVE-AGGRESSION MY FRIENDS :lenowned

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:12:13 PM »

PASSIVE-AGGRESSION or the subtle racism of lowered expectations? (which also contributes to this thread)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:14:53 PM »

can't it be both?

even sushi girl recognizes a false binary when she sees one

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #47 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:17:47 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:14:53 PM

can't it be both?

even sushi girl recognizes a false binary when she sees one

Only if you pass it off as humility and only sprinkle your innate racism in the form of BBS anonymity. Of course.

Tasty · « **Reply #48 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 08:04:56 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 23, 2015, 07:15:29 PM
Paid $7 for a grilled cheese sandwich.

How basic was this grilled cheese sandwich? Was it a hipster taco grilled cheese with gruyere and onion jam? or did you whore yourself out for something with american cheese in it.

please respond.

American and white

With horseradish, tomatoes, onions, and roast beef

Kara · « **Reply #49 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:19:13 PM »

I allowed my REI membership to be a factor in a substantial purchase (plan).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #50 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:19:48 PM »

i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #51 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:22:11 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:19:48 PM

i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift.

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You own a scooter. As if the purity of your heritage was ever in doubt.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #52 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:23:13 PM »

I also bought an imported italian cheese that was aged with balsamic and considered buying a wheel of it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:25:09 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 09:22:11 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:19:48 PM
i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift.
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You own a scooter. As if the purity of your heritage was ever in doubt.

3/4 nordfeg, 1/4 welshfeg. my dna is made of mayonnaise, jerry lewis, and the panflute.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #54 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:25:36 PM »

i stacked coupons while buying fashion goods online.

Tasty · « **Reply #55 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:26:12 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 09:23:13 PM

I also bought an imported italian cheese that was aged with balsamic and considered buying a wheel of it.

I have some muenster and cabernet I might tear into when I get home tonight

Tasty · « **Reply #56 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:26:34 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 09:24:41 PM

That's a roast beef sandwich. once you add meat to it the cheese becomes the condiment, breh. Sandwich 101.

When you're a cac, the main serving is the cheese breh. Pizza with meat is still a pizza.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #57 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:27:09 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:25:09 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:19:48 PM
i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift.
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You own a scooter. As if the purity of your heritage was ever in doubt.

3/4s nordfeg, 1/45 welshfeg. my dna might as well be made of mayonnaise, jerry lewis, and the panflute.

Sounds hot. I'd like to arrange for my son to marry your daughter so that we may control the pinwheel of life.

Oh sorry, I watching the Tudors and got excited

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:29:50 PM »

your son can marry my daughter for one reason: it would give my old man a heart attack, and there is NOTHING whiter than aimless, contrarian father-son feuds

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:29:52 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 09:22:11 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:19:48 PM
i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift.
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You own a scooter. As if the purity of your heritage was ever in doubt.

Could have been Asian.

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Author Topic: whats the whitest thing you did today (Read 39606 times)

Eschaton