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Joe Molotov

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Re: MLB 2015: We know we're better than this, but we can't prove it
« Reply #60 on: April 06, 2015, 03:51:31 PM »
I still remember A-Rod trying to blame his steroid use on the Rangers organization (which to be fair, was a hotbed of steroids) saying he never used steroids before or after that, when he knew damn well he was still using. :bolo
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Re: MLB 2015: We know we're better than this, but we can't prove it
« Reply #61 on: April 06, 2015, 06:10:12 PM »
The Marlins are either going to win the World Series again or crash and burn. Such is the life of a South Florida sports diehard.  :-\
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« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2015, 06:42:11 PM »
The Marlins are either going to win the World Series again or crash and burn. Such is the life of a South Florida sports diehard.  :-\
They're losing to the Braves right now, which is not a good sign at all

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« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2015, 06:51:08 PM »
The Marlins are either going to win the World Series again or crash and burn. Such is the life of a South Florida sports diehard.  :-\
They're losing to the Braves right now, which is not a good sign at all

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I'm not going to panic, there's 161 games to go.

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« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2015, 07:15:47 PM »
Marlins still can't score runs when they should be able to lol :tocry

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« Reply #65 on: April 07, 2015, 01:52:12 PM »
How to break up the double play, old school albert bell style




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« Reply #66 on: April 07, 2015, 01:56:15 PM »
8-0 Sox yesterday :rejoice

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« Reply #67 on: April 07, 2015, 02:04:32 PM »
Nats got the 2018 All Star game.  :rejoice

What are the odds I'll actually be able to score tickets?  Anyone been?
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« Reply #68 on: April 07, 2015, 02:06:09 PM »
Nats got the 2018 All Star game.  :rejoice

What are the odds I'll actually be able to score tickets?  Anyone been?

Went when it was in Cleveland but that was before resellers so I bought scalped tickets for 200 bucks a shot (for 20 dollar seats)

If you go the stubhub route, and in DC, be prepared to pay upwards of 500 dollars a seat for decent tickets.

Usually the local team will release a certain amount of tickets online but the get scooped up super quick.
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« Reply #69 on: April 07, 2015, 02:19:09 PM »
Braves won yesterday.  :obama

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« Reply #70 on: April 07, 2015, 03:08:20 PM »
Bartolo Colon > Max Scherzer :smug
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« Reply #71 on: April 07, 2015, 03:10:14 PM »
Bartolo Colon > Max Scherzer :smug

People can cut on Colon all the fuck they want but dude has been doing it at a high level for damn near 20 years man.
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« Reply #72 on: April 07, 2015, 04:19:42 PM »
Bartolo Colon > Max Scherzer :smug

People can cut on Colon all the fuck they want but dude has been doing it at a high level for damn near 20 years man.

Plus, now that he's back in the NL, we get to enjoy this:

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« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2015, 12:09:23 AM »
Braves are 2-0 now, whipped the shit out of the supposedly vastly improved Marlins 12-2 today

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« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2015, 12:16:12 AM »
Fuck Colon, chewed bubblegum lookin ass

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« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2015, 05:41:17 PM »
Braves are 2-0 now, whipped the shit out of the supposedly vastly improved Marlins 12-2 today

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As a Braves fan, I'm shocked

Like, we shouldn't had destroyed a team that badly

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« Reply #76 on: April 08, 2015, 08:08:33 PM »
Can we please beat the goddamn astros?

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« Reply #77 on: April 09, 2015, 02:17:49 AM »
Braves 3-0 now, have allowed 3 runs over 3 games. Not sure wtf is going on.
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« Reply #78 on: April 09, 2015, 04:07:09 AM »
Probably a case of lolmarlins imo

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« Reply #79 on: April 09, 2015, 07:44:35 AM »
Damn Carrasco was hitting 98-99 on the gun all night last night. Dude is legit.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2424690-indians-carlos-carrasco-shows-why-he-is-primed-to-be-sleeper-al-cy-young-pick

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« Reply #80 on: April 10, 2015, 11:35:19 AM »


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« Reply #81 on: April 10, 2015, 11:53:54 AM »
Look at that dude cower in fear! :lol

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« Reply #82 on: April 10, 2015, 11:55:32 AM »
Look at that dude cower in fear! :lol

LOL, dude rule #1, never EVER touch Beltre's head.



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Re: MLB 2015: We know we're better than this, but we can't prove it
« Reply #83 on: April 11, 2015, 01:43:02 AM »
This Sox/Yanks game is still going on christ

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« Reply #84 on: April 11, 2015, 03:05:53 AM »
Braves are 4-0. Shit is baffling, but I guess I'll enjoy it.
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« Reply #85 on: April 11, 2015, 11:49:27 AM »
This Sox/Yanks game is still going on christ

19 fucking innings. :lol I went to bed at 1 and it was still going on.

And we won. :bow

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« Reply #86 on: April 11, 2015, 02:55:44 PM »
So much for the games being shorter.

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« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2015, 02:35:19 PM »
BARTOLO COLON RBI SINGLE
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« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2015, 04:14:38 PM »
Happy Felix Day!
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« Reply #90 on: April 12, 2015, 04:18:24 PM »
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« Reply #91 on: April 12, 2015, 05:45:42 PM »
Sonofabitch.
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« Reply #92 on: April 12, 2015, 06:33:11 PM »
Sup AiA, how bout those Tigers.
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They're playing the right way. Hitting balls, catching balls, veteran leadership.
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« Reply #93 on: April 12, 2015, 06:35:07 PM »
:snoop
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« Reply #94 on: April 13, 2015, 10:09:22 AM »
Tigers averaging 8 runs a game and hitting .360+ as a team. Disgusting.


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« Reply #95 on: April 13, 2015, 11:36:51 AM »
Buchholz :mindblown

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Buchholz (1-1) was the first pitcher to allow 10 runs in a game between the Red Sox and Yankees since Boo Ferriss of the Sox in 1945.

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« Reply #96 on: April 15, 2015, 10:25:28 AM »
I hate how much injuries can derail a season. Especially if you're a small market team and don't have a lot of options. The Indians season already seems over and it hasn't started yet.


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« Reply #97 on: April 15, 2015, 10:08:13 PM »
Man, the Phillies are fucking awful. Utley has to be dying to be traded to a contender. (Hamels, too, but Utley is fucking awesome.)
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« Reply #99 on: April 16, 2015, 02:52:30 AM »
I see the Braves came back to reality

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« Reply #100 on: April 17, 2015, 01:55:24 AM »
Utley's old as fuck and has already had injury problems. Don't know how useful he could even be really.

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« Reply #101 on: April 20, 2015, 11:34:04 AM »
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« Reply #102 on: April 23, 2015, 04:01:00 PM »
Okay I take it back, I love you Bartolo

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« Reply #103 on: April 23, 2015, 07:21:33 PM »
Utley's old as fuck and has already had injury problems. Don't know how useful he could even be really.

Hey, last year he played 155 games! *looks at stats this year* Wow, I guess he got all his hits versus the Mets....

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« Reply #104 on: April 25, 2015, 11:19:56 AM »
Tigers are trash right now. Still I don't see why fans are freaking out. The season is so fucking long, plus it was obvious they couldn't sustain that initial hot streak/offense surge.
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« Reply #105 on: April 25, 2015, 07:37:32 PM »
Tigers are trash right now. Still I don't see why fans are freaking out. The season is so fucking long, plus it was obvious they couldn't sustain that initial hot streak/offense surge.

You are already learning how to be a rational baseball fan. Impressive progress, considering this is a level most fans never reach.
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« Reply #107 on: May 23, 2015, 04:13:42 PM »
David Wright might be (baseball) dead  :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :fbm :fbm :fbm
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« Reply #108 on: May 26, 2015, 11:56:50 PM »
...Braves are garbage

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« Reply #109 on: May 27, 2015, 12:19:42 AM »
Fernando Rodney Experience will be the death of me.
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« Reply #111 on: May 27, 2015, 11:56:34 AM »
Rangers back up to .500, Fielder has 4 3-hit games in a row. Still no pitching, but you take what you can get. :rock
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« Reply #112 on: May 27, 2015, 12:02:17 PM »
Marlols

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« Reply #113 on: May 27, 2015, 01:11:44 PM »
I have realized that watching the indians is like living with my wife. A prolonged cold streak followed by a prolonged hot streak followed by back to back L's.
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« Reply #114 on: May 27, 2015, 01:52:30 PM »


"It's still early."

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« Reply #115 on: May 27, 2015, 03:23:36 PM »


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« Reply #116 on: June 28, 2015, 06:52:29 PM »
Steven Matz's ML debut: 7 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 2 BB, 6 K. Perhaps more importantly, 3-3, 4 RBI.

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« Reply #117 on: June 28, 2015, 07:28:58 PM »
Rangers suck

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« Reply #118 on: June 28, 2015, 11:51:33 PM »
I hate baseball.
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« Reply #119 on: July 01, 2015, 11:16:12 PM »
Mets haven't scored since that Matz start. :lol fuck me
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