minor inconveniences that are not struggles

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any of them giant? 

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4k hentai vids 

[CatsCatsCats]

Waiting for my 1.5 amp charger for my motorcycle battery is like downloading movies over 56k

[CatsCatsCats]

Lol 9 in my house is ice cream time, ya old

[Joe Molotov]

all millennials know is eat ice cream, charge they motorcycle, go to bed at 9:30

[chronovore]

Lol 9 in my house is ice cream time, ya old

Getting up at 5AM for work for so long hard to break the habit of early to bed / early to rise.

Plus I'm old as fuck.

I’ve consistently been waking up at 5 due to work and covid stress.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's always a weird feeling seeing that people have unfriended me on FB that I thought I was cool with. 

Makes me wonder what I'm doing wrong. 

Wait until you get a few years older and they try to friend you again. Most people in their 20s into early 30s are dumbasses; some try to make up for their dumbassery in their mid 30s. Seen a decent amount of that recently.

[jorma]

tfw you call your mom to say hi on mothers day and she's just watched a documentary on epstein and another documentary on mossad *sigh*

and then when she asks "you wouldn't knowingly eat poison, would you?" you already know the topic's not going to be about smoking weed, but  another anti vaccination rant. Apparently i should google Bill Gates?
And yeah i know the premier scientists in the field don't get to speak in MSM, you told me last time mom. How to they keep getting away with it!?

but anyway happy mothers day mom, still love you even though you grew kinda crazy when you moved back to the polar circle 

[team filler]

tfw you call your mom to say hi on mothers day and she's just watched a documentary on epstein and another documentary on mossad *sigh*

and then when she asks "you wouldn't knowingly eat poison, would you?" you already know the topic's not going to be about smoking weed, but  another anti vaccination rant. Apparently i should google Bill Gates?
And yeah i know the premier scientists in the field don't get to speak in MSM, you told me last time mom. How to they keep getting away with it!?

but anyway happy mothers day mom, still love you even though you grew kinda crazy when you moved back to the polar circle 

mom seems p cool tbh 

[BisMarckie]

Get jorma's mom a bore account. We have a vacancy since Molly's Fruit Loops finally got caught by the deep state cabal.

[Rufus]

You'd think not being in the anglosphere would protect people from conspiracy shit

I fucking wish.

[CatsCatsCats]

It's always a weird feeling seeing that people have unfriended me on FB that I thought I was cool with. 

Makes me wonder what I'm doing wrong. 

Wait until you get a few years older and they try to friend you again. Most people in their 20s into early 30s are dumbasses; some try to make up for their dumbassery in their mid 30s. Seen a decent amount of that recently.

Probably me, tbh. I deleted like most the bire when I deleted Shosty n Glen. Left the fb group too. Was gonna dip, but decided naw fuck the people who are pissing me off and then Glen left shorty after I unfriended him 🤷‍♀️ At the time you had been gone forever in my mind.

I added you back tho bby

[jorma]

You'd think not being in the anglosphere would protect people from conspiracy shit

the empire might be gone, but the angloshpere is still pretty big 

and she's not into Trump at all, as far as i can tell she's still a commie (or at least a green)

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[Crash Dummy]

You'd think not being in the anglosphere would protect people from conspiracy shit

It just means you’re in ridiculous WhatsApp groups

[Madrun Badrun]

The only way my dog lets me brush her is if I let her lick from a peanut butter jar while doing it.  So if it makes you feel better, at least I wasn't grooming you while you did it.  It's not that shameful.   

[CatsCatsCats]

Spoonful of peanut butter is a nice lil snack

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd make your coat shine. 

[CatsCatsCats]

If you wanna brush my hair whilst I snack, I have no issues with that.

[Madrun Badrun]

I mostly focus on the butt fluff with a metal wire brush. 

[Ghoul]

I mostly focus on the butt fluff with a metal wire brush.

I use one of those gloves on my shibe, he's alright with it until he gets over excited and starts trying to eat the fluff we've just taken off him...


My annoyance has been the fuck ups with the house the solicitors basically did nothing for three months,

Now we're having issues getting mortgage extended because the pandemic work cut pay by 20% temporarily, but now the mortgage provider has basically cut the offer by 70K which is shit as we needed the full amount to obviously buy the house, the broker we have is being shit, as the one we did have that was great is now on furlough.. So we have this useless bitch that cuts calls short and doesn't reply to emails. So at the moment we're looking at other brokers that can get us an offer, but it's just a bit painful after spending money already, but I think I'll be arguing for a refund as technically they haven't provided the service they should.

[BisMarckie]

You'll be fine. just try to half-ass it as much as possible while still remaining within the course requirements.

[BisMarckie]

How do the quizzes and exams work? Do they just ask about stuff that is in the course material?
If yes, just use ctrl+f and try to learn as little as possible.

[Madrun Badrun]

I hope it's accelerated advanced public speaking. 

[Joe Molotov]

I hope it's accelerated advanced public speaking. 

Professor Soros' advanced public rioting

[Madrun Badrun]

Didn't know Shosta went to Prageru

[toku]

I signed up for a four week accelerated course (I thought it was 8 weeks).

we will cover four weeks of material every seven days.

I've made a huge mistake

even suffering is temporary

[CatsCatsCats]

Can’t enjoy a spoonful of peanut butter anymore without thinking about Arv tending to my backside

[Madrun Badrun]

My dog says the same thing. 

[Don Rumata]

I signed up for a four week accelerated course (I thought it was 8 weeks).

we will cover four weeks of material every seven days.

I've made a huge mistake

even suffering is temporary

"four weeks worth of suffering every seven days." has been 2020 so far.

[Ghoul]

Long ass company email today, which boiled down to the following:

The company is proposing at least 85 redundancies.
the company policy of requiring holiday to be taken in the calendar year (“take it or lose it”) will stay. (previously we got the ability to take it forward this year)
Extension of the shorter working week to end July when it will be reviewed again.

Basically at this point looks like the house is gonna fall through thus meaning quite a bit of wasted money,
work are being just dick really, the sacrifices I and others made by taking a 20% pay cut to save others jobs
seem to have just lined company pockets and they're now just doing what they wanted to do anyway.
 Luckily my CV is up to date so going to fire that out to a few agencies today just to see what is out there for me.
I can't keep working at a place that's quite clearly taking the piss out of me. I just feel fed up with it.

[Joe Molotov]

Long ass company email today, which boiled down to the following:

The company is proposing at least 85 redundancies.
the company policy of requiring holiday to be taken in the calendar year (“take it or lose it”) will stay. (previously we got the ability to take it forward this year)
Extension of the shorter working week to end July when it will be reviewed again.

Basically at this point looks like the house is gonna fall through thus meaning quite a bit of wasted money,
work are being just dick really, the sacrifices I and others made by taking a 20% pay cut to save others jobs
seem to have just lined company pockets and they're now just doing what they wanted to do anyway.
 Luckily my CV is up to date so going to fire that out to a few agencies today just to see what is out there for me.
I can't keep working at a place that's quite clearly taking the piss out of me. I just feel fed up with it.

Maybe a bundle of mystery bricks could appear outside your workplace tomorrow, no one knows how they got there?

[Ghoul]

Long ass company email today, which boiled down to the following:

The company is proposing at least 85 redundancies.
the company policy of requiring holiday to be taken in the calendar year (“take it or lose it”) will stay. (previously we got the ability to take it forward this year)
Extension of the shorter working week to end July when it will be reviewed again.

Basically at this point looks like the house is gonna fall through thus meaning quite a bit of wasted money,
work are being just dick really, the sacrifices I and others made by taking a 20% pay cut to save others jobs
seem to have just lined company pockets and they're now just doing what they wanted to do anyway.
 Luckily my CV is up to date so going to fire that out to a few agencies today just to see what is out there for me.
I can't keep working at a place that's quite clearly taking the piss out of me. I just feel fed up with it.

Maybe a bundle of mystery bricks could appear outside your workplace tomorrow, no one knows how they got there?

Considering quite a few government offices are in the same building that'd certainly be very interesting. Could be anyone, although trying to brick my floor that is fairly high up would need one of these bad bois

[Rufus]

A hair somhow got flicked straight into my eye while I was trimming my beard.

I could clearly see where it was, but when I got the tweezers out of the cabinet I blinked and now I can't find it any more.

This is going to torment me when I least expect it. Hope I don't wake up with a swollen shut eye tomorrow.

[CatsCatsCats]

Go cry about it

(Might get it out)

[Rufus]

But what do I do to make myself cry?

[CatsCatsCats]

Watch Grave of the Fireflies whilst chopping onions

[Tasty]

Watch Jurassic Bark.

[Madrun Badrun]

After a walk, my dog just rolled onto her hip and lifted her leg to groom her vagina area and instead farted right in her own face.  She looked surprised. 

[Rufus]

Watch Grave of the Fireflies whilst chopping onions

You know, I don't need this eye anyway.

[OnlyRegret]

Remembered grapekun today  :'(

[EchoRin]

Clannad: After Story episode 18. Don't @ me. Shit makes me bawl every time.

"we can get another robot"

"There's only one."

"..."

"first thing from daddy"

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wish he played the full song

[Fifstar]

Can't stop thinking about arguments on online forums and don't get shit done today. Just stop it stupid brain 

[CatsCatsCats]

Being laid off is really starting to piss me off now that it’s been raining for days and there’s nothing but rain in the fucking forecast

[Madrun Badrun]

I can't stop my French fork. 

[chronovore]

I can't stop my French fork.

Whuzzat?

[Ghoul]

Ergh, rough day at work seeing people I like being made redundant, no one in my team luckily, we're understaffed as is.... But yeah feels shitty to start locking off access of those I like.

[Madrun Badrun]

I can't stop my French fork.

Whuzzat?

My beard won't stop, can't stop splitting into two. 

[Raist]

I can't stop my French fork.

Whuzzat?

MMMMF fivesome.

[team filler]

shut up! fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a french fork up your ass!

[Madrun Badrun]

That does not sound either legally nor socially acceptable for 1970. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Depends on the party you were at for the latter

[chronovore]

That does not sound either legally nor socially acceptable for 1970.

shut up! fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a Jell-O salad up your ass!

[Madrun Badrun]

Well you'd know.

[bork]

An email was sent out last night saying that they've decided to make tomorrow a work holiday.  Awesome, except the last time they added a new work holiday, nobody paid attention to the email announcing it and the one guy there on my team that day got annihilated with calls from people wondering what was going on. 

We're prepared for that this time, with a few people working throughout the day and two backups.  Plus it's also a much quieter period of the year anyway, so I volunteered to be a backup, because hey, possibly work like I thought I would anyway and get paid holiday overtime?  Sure. 

Just can't help but think we're gonna get destroyed tomorrow in a repeat of last time.
  

[CatsCatsCats]

No one liked my motorcycle at the lake picture in the triumph thread the other day :'(

[benjipwns]

I slept hard on the zipper of a pillowcase and now my shoulder has a hurtie

[Raist]

Said pillowcase for reference.

[OnlyRegret]

went for a walk and saw a dead gopher