Author Topic: Conspiracy theories (Read 330832 times)

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1380 on:** January 16, 2021, 10:16:23 AM »

how long did you spend typing that, nep?

:nepenthe

Nintex · « **Reply #1381 on:** January 16, 2021, 11:14:50 AM »

Whenever I read unesco

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1382 on:** January 16, 2021, 12:02:41 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 16, 2021, 11:37:27 AM

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 16, 2021, 10:16:23 AM
how long did you spend typing that, nep?

:nepenthe

A few minutes. Most of those aren't even legit paragraphs you fuck.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1383 on:** January 16, 2021, 05:52:32 PM »

Oh yeah the DMV segment is in there too.
Alex sort of have a point about excessive biometrics and data collection, even if he is being super abrasive to the employee who is doing his best to stay correct. He sort of ruins the bit when he start yelling about how this is RAPE.

Better call Jones.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1384 on:** January 16, 2021, 05:59:48 PM »

I’d watch all of Alex’s films, but I find his narrator voice highly irritating (tbf I doubt he could pull it off now)

VomKriege · « **Reply #1385 on:** January 16, 2021, 06:00:29 PM »

He still pull those kinds of stunts, like when he crashed some Google data center with Milo Y. because reasons (being drunk, perhaps).

Or when he went ham at an Austin park because of COVID measures

Apparently local media is

, I guess it's kind of expected Alex will one day show up at your job to scream about Globalists.

chronovore · « **Reply #1386 on:** January 17, 2021, 05:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2021, 04:17:36 PM

Blackouts in California? Only Trump's Space Force could have done this!

$:-\$

Quote from: Stro on January 13, 2021, 04:42:52 PM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 13, 2021, 12:09:04 PM
Alex Jones spent the last days accusing antifa of tricking q-distinguished mentally-challenged fellows to invade the capital. He says anyone listening to Q is an idiot for thinking the world is going to end.

He then had the health ranger on (who has been absent for months due to covid disagreements) to talk about how FEMA is brining the death camps back online to genocide conservative. Apparently only 10% of Americans will survive the Biden presidency. He also discussed how Texas could kill the US dollar by fining tech companies trillions of dollars for censoring conservatives and use that money to create their own crypto.

Alex Jones has spent 20+ years saying FEMA death camps were weeks away and talking up 1776 and an armed rebellion against the government. The crazy shit he's been saying even in the past year or two is every bit as insane and sometimes more insane than Q shit (which he played along with, too). This shit is so transparently CYA shit it is hilarious.

Alex Jones is just a rat leaving a sinking ship.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1387 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:23:18 AM »

HUGE IF TRUE

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1388 on:** January 18, 2021, 12:10:03 PM »

should have read the hungrynoob thread, now i look like a dickhead

Nintex · « **Reply #1389 on:** January 18, 2021, 02:32:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1351227856735531008

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1390 on:** January 19, 2021, 03:42:33 AM »

will the storm come today, time is running out!

BIONIC · « **Reply #1391 on:** January 19, 2021, 04:30:26 AM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 19, 2021, 03:42:33 AM

will the storm come today, time is running out!

I got your storm right here

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1392 on:** January 19, 2021, 01:28:45 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 19, 2021, 03:42:33 AM

will the storm come today, time is running out!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlKapDC/status/1351564674765115394

Nintex · « **Reply #1393 on:** January 19, 2021, 01:31:35 PM »

Enjoy the show patriots

THE PLOT THICKENS

[close]

VomKriege · « **Reply #1394 on:** January 19, 2021, 03:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 19, 2021, 01:28:45 PM

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 19, 2021, 03:42:33 AM
will the storm come today, time is running out!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlKapDC/status/1351564674765115394

https://twitter.com/_MAArgentino/status/1351514409957515266

Nintex · « **Reply #1395 on:** January 19, 2021, 04:03:29 PM »

Joe Exotic's people are so convinced Trump is going to pardon him they've send a limo to prison to pick him up

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1351621900640931841

Nintex · « **Reply #1396 on:** January 20, 2021, 07:43:43 AM »

President Joe Trump

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1397 on:** January 20, 2021, 07:52:49 AM »

a genius plan by a true patriot

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1398 on:** January 20, 2021, 09:07:18 AM »

Liquid Trump has initiated Operation Shadow Moses.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1399 on:** January 20, 2021, 09:39:43 AM »

I'm kind of surprised they haven't started calling the trump crew the la le lu le lo yet

Unless they have and i missed it

Nintex · « **Reply #1400 on:** January 20, 2021, 09:46:44 AM »

They all seem excited because of the 17 flags

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1401 on:** January 20, 2021, 09:50:35 AM »

the storm is here bois

Nintex · « **Reply #1402 on:** January 20, 2021, 10:37:05 AM »

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1351914120027770883

Assange and Joe Exotic not getting their pardons

EchoRin · « **Reply #1403 on:** January 20, 2021, 10:43:15 AM »

Lol. Loser

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1404 on:** January 20, 2021, 10:44:20 AM »

the tiger king sequel would have probably been shit and too try hard anyway

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1405 on:** January 20, 2021, 10:51:52 AM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 20, 2021, 10:44:20 AM

the tiger king sequel would have probably been shit and too try hard anyway

The Tiger King 2: Lockup might be worth a watch tho

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1406 on:** January 20, 2021, 10:55:30 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #1407 on:** January 20, 2021, 11:33:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/richterscale/status/1351930248372346882

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1408 on:** January 20, 2021, 11:58:10 AM »

fuck the lics

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1409 on:** January 20, 2021, 12:00:28 PM »

God damn it, there’s really going to be no communications blackout?!? I was looking forward to not having to work for 2 weeks.

Nintex · « **Reply #1410 on:** January 20, 2021, 12:04:41 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1411 on:** January 20, 2021, 12:08:50 PM »

ill take 2 copium pls

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1412 on:** January 20, 2021, 12:47:50 PM »

Its too bad ~~Jim Watkins~~ Q didn't remind the patriots that they needed to drink the Cyanidetini on inauguration day for The Plan to work.

Nintex · « **Reply #1413 on:** January 20, 2021, 12:48:53 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on January 20, 2021, 12:47:50 PM

Its too bad ~~Jim Watkins~~ Q didn't remind the patriots that they needed to drink the Cyanidetini on inauguration day for The Plan to work.

Inject yourself with Bleach patriots so you can block the Space Force sattelite deadly radiation

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1414 on:** January 20, 2021, 12:50:48 PM »

you were warned by a real patriot, fools

https://banned.video/watch?id=600736fcb6a2d44c681b4ae4

Nintex · « **Reply #1415 on:** January 20, 2021, 01:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 20, 2021, 12:50:48 PM

you were warned by a real patriot, fools

https://banned.video/watch?id=600736fcb6a2d44c681b4ae4

Alex now claiming Q was a psyop by the power structure to undermine Trump

Welcome back king

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1416 on:** January 20, 2021, 01:25:32 PM »

Looks like Q is dead. :'(

https://mobile.twitter.com/JessReports/status/1351948727259336704

team filler · « **Reply #1417 on:** January 20, 2021, 01:27:21 PM »

the real patriots were the friends we made along the way

Nintex · « **Reply #1418 on:** January 20, 2021, 01:44:01 PM »

The real patriot is alex jones, we should all listen to him. He predicted everything and knows exactly what he's talking about plus he has all the documents.

That's not just me saying it but the number 1 podcast host in the world Joe Rogan and I quote: "Alex, you've been right about a lot of shit"

james · « **Reply #1419 on:** January 20, 2021, 03:34:19 PM »

I too get my news from the custodian on Newsradio

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1420 on:** January 21, 2021, 06:47:35 AM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1421 on:** January 21, 2021, 07:02:41 AM »

https://banned.video/watch?id=6008c321074b3f0024efda5f

VomKriege · « **Reply #1422 on:** January 21, 2021, 08:35:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/pinealdecalcify/status/1352142388685393920

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1423 on:** January 21, 2021, 09:06:31 AM »

Praying to every God there is that Dr Steve is back on info wars ONE LAST TIME today

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1424 on:** January 21, 2021, 10:05:56 AM »

Quote from: filler on January 20, 2021, 11:33:55 AM

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The papists are at it again!

BIONIC · « **Reply #1425 on:** January 21, 2021, 12:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 21, 2021, 10:05:56 AM

Quote from: filler on January 20, 2021, 11:33:55 AM
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The rapists are at it again!

Fixed

Nintex · « **Reply #1426 on:** January 21, 2021, 01:25:02 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 21, 2021, 09:06:31 AM

Praying to every God there is that Dr Steve is back on info wars ONE LAST TIME today

"Thank you Alex, thank you for playing the part so we could unmask the radical right and the Qanon people"

"So you're saying this was a psyop all along? You're not angry you're not getting the job?"

"That's what I'm saying Alex. Look, I had to make that bet, we had to lure them out. We played you like a puppet, you are our little voodoo doll and we pinched your peepee"

"That is not creepy at all but what now. I spoke to Trump on the phone and he said that he needs some time to wind down, relax, play some golf and figure out his next move. So it's like we're entering a storm and we're rudderless"

"No it isn't Alex... now? Now the real fight begins. We have to fight fire with fire but to do that we had to find the traitors first and we did"

"Wow folks, there you have it. We'll be right back, remember male plus vitality is 50% off right now."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1427 on:** January 21, 2021, 01:41:33 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on January 21, 2021, 12:16:06 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 21, 2021, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: filler on January 20, 2021, 11:33:55 AM
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The rapists are at it again!

Fixed

We don't know that Amy Barrett and Neil Gorsuch are rapists.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1428 on:** January 22, 2021, 11:20:56 AM »

https://banned.video/watch?id=600ac66eb24d5205af2a1214

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1429 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:16:31 AM »

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/texas-supreme-court-silently-denies-alex-jones-all-forms-of-relief-sandy-hook-families-and-others-can-now-sue-conspiracy-theorist-and-infowars-into-the-ground/?utm_source=mostpopular

TFW the deep state doesn’t end Alex, the families of dead children do.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1430 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:47:44 AM »

Jones pulled "THIS IS MY LAST BROADCAST ! Tune in tomorrow. Also we need your support." twice in 3 months but it looks like that soon maybe true.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1431 on:** January 23, 2021, 03:58:03 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #1432 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:41:12 AM »

Time to launch "IntelWars" or "TheStorm"

team filler · « **Reply #1433 on:** January 23, 2021, 08:45:45 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1434 on:** January 23, 2021, 09:57:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/ninjasniperpon1/status/1352934898043121664

gates

https://twitter.com/911b0t/status/1352926530708656128

team filler · « **Reply #1435 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:14:47 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on January 21, 2021, 12:16:06 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 21, 2021, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: filler on January 20, 2021, 11:33:55 AM
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The rapists are at it again!

Fixed

https://twitter.com/DiscgolfP2/status/1353326571394883585

the catholics are back in power

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1436 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:58:03 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/MagnusPanvidya/status/1353069914202882050

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1437 on:** January 25, 2021, 09:50:53 AM »

Quote from: filler on January 23, 2021, 09:57:58 PM

https://twitter.com/911b0t/status/1352926530708656128

I hate when you don't start far enough over and end up having to squeeze the last few letters in.

Nintex · « **Reply #1438 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:46:49 PM »

WW2 conspiracies 2021 style.

"I'm not gonna wear a helmet because you can't think if you wear them. You wear your helmet you sheep"

"Thousands of people die every year from all sorts of causes. This war thing is just a conspiracy by the concrete companies to build more bunkers"

"Turn off the lights? I'm not turning off any lights. These bombing raids are fake. See, I can just turn on the light nothing happens, that is MY FREEDOM"

"We need to burn down the radar arrays. The RAF says they protect us but instead they're cooking the cows"

"Do you know any casualties, I mean, personally? I didn't hear about anyone dying in them. Stalingrad, London, Rotterdam, Warsaw you say? Well how can you tell it was actually the war that killed those people and not just the flu"

"The Manhattan Project? I don't trust it. It seems rushed. What would these scientists know? My cousin Eddie says we should just throw rocks and he's an expert."

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1439 on:** January 26, 2021, 01:08:53 AM »

Unsure if Lin Wood is on drugs or doing amazing performance art.

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“Nobody loses 0–60,” Wood said, “unless the deck is stacked!” Twitter had permanently banned Wood, as it had Trump, for inciting violence. Parler was shut down. Wood lost more than a million followers on the two platforms combined. He’d soon be removed from a case in Delaware, owing to “textbook frivolous litigation.” There was also the matter of the Capitol insurrection, which Wood’s words (“rhetorical hyperbole!”) had arguably helped provoke.

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How did he know? “I apply critical thinking and the instincts God gave me,” he said, adding, “I’m not God!” Moments later, though, he did compare himself to King David. He continued, “I’m just a person who understands what’s going on and why.” He added a hedge: “If I am God, I’ve got one bad memory! I don’t remember creating myself, the clouds, the oceans, the stars. But do I try to live like God? This is the second harvest. God is getting ready to show he’s real again.”

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As for his own future, Wood looked on the bright side. “I’ve always wanted to write,” he said. “But I’ve never had the time to do it.” Before hanging up, he added, “I’m afraid they’re going to put me in jail, but that’s where Paul wrote some of his greatest chapters of the Bible.”

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/02/01/a-trump-holdout-in-atlanta

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Author Topic: Conspiracy theories (Read 330832 times)