Conspiracy theories

[BIONIC]

Wait, why is Justice Barret in Gitmo? 

[Pissy F Benny]

she betrayed trump and let biden illegally take office

[Pissy F Benny]

nintex will be able to lay it all out for us

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Comey trial is

Vice Adm. Hannink introduced a witness for the prosecution who attended the tribunal via a ZOOM video call. He introduced himself as Derrick White, a 22-year-old black male who claimed that in 2015 he had seen his father’s execution at the hands of “men wearing FBI and FEMA jackets.”

He recounted events that transpired during the historic flooding outbreak of Texas and other southern states in May 2015.

“I was just 16. Me and my mother, we lived in a ratty house southeast of Houston. My father lived on the streets, because she called him a bum. I had a small job and sometimes I’d go where I knew my father would hang out to give him a few dollars when I could. The night of the storms I was worried about him. He didn’t like to stay in shelters cause people got beat up or worse there. He said the streets were safer. I had to sneak out after mother went to bed, and I found my father and some other homeless guys he trusted and hung with near a closed-up storefront, standing beneath an awning. I gave him 10 dollars and was about to head home when four guys wearing FBI and FEMA jackets told them—my daddy and his friends—they’d bring them to shelter and food. They didn’t want to go, but those guys forced them too—said the streets were unsafe cause of the weather and they didn’t want to be responsible if they drowned or got caught in a twister. One of them said ‘what about the kid,’ and another guy, I guess he was the one in charge, said ‘take him too.’ They put us in this minibus and drove and drove and drove. And I was scared shitless,” Mr. White explained, clearly emotional.

He continued: “My father told me not to worry.  Well, they drove us all the way to Texas City docks where there’s this boat—a barge like ship—and they brought us on it. It was strange because there was only one light on in the whole thing. One of the men tells me I’m going to watch because I’m going to be last. He pulls out a gun, shoots one of my father’s friends in the head, and shoves him overboard. We’re all held at gunpoint, trembling, dazed, you know. They bring us below decks in a cargo room or something. But there’s no cargo. Just a guillotine. One guy tells me I’m going to watch my father die. Short of it is, one by one their heads, including my father’s, went in that fucking machine. I screamed and cried and begged and pleaded to God not to die. One of them, the guy in charge, I guess, must have felt some kind of guilt, because he told the others to let me go. They said no one would believe me anyway. And they were right. My mother didn’t believe me. Media didn’t believe me. No one believed me. And I buried away this story for a very long time.”

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James Comey erupted in laughter. “A fanciful, fabricated tale. This is what you call credible? Even if were true, what does it have to do with me or Barack?”

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https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/james-comey-military-tribunal-day-1/

[Nintex]

The real Amy Barrett died years ago in a car crash. The person on trial is a Russian spy named Natalia Kamadova who assumed her identity on behalf of Hillary Clinton and the deep state operators.
Rudy G found her fake ID on Hunters laptop along with other documents. Apparently he recruited her and many other former female Russian spies by pretending to be working for the 'real' CIA.

Even so, Trump as TV savvy as he is was already on to her.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom/status/1400810667221815296

[Nintex]

Surely they wouldn't send CCP shills to China that list their ties to the CCP on LinkedIn to investigate the origins of COVID.



https://twitter.com/MarionKoopmans/status/1401166382738386949

What an outrageous conspiracy 

It was merely a coincidence that Daszak, Fauci, Koopmans and others funded and supported research done in Wuhan China

Demaneuf began searching for patterns in the available data, and it wasn’t long before he spotted one. China’s laboratories were said to be airtight, with safety practices equivalent to those in the U.S. and other developed countries. But Demaneuf soon discovered that there had been four incidents of SARS-related lab breaches since 2004, two occuring at a top laboratory in Beijing. Due to overcrowding there, a live SARS virus that had been improperly deactivated, had been moved to a refrigerator in a corridor. A graduate student then examined it in the electron microscope room and sparked an outbreak.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/06/the-lab-leak-theory-inside-the-fight-to-uncover-covid-19s-origins

All these wild theories backed up by crazy conspiracies science

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Continent spanning dragons 

[Joe Molotov]

Yes.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Tylerjoelb/status/1402288748575002632

[Joe Molotov]

Is this from the Bill Gates gitmo hearing?

[Pissy F Benny]

Is this from the Bill Gates gitmo hearing?

Gates hasn't been captured (yet) Joe

Bill Clinton's starts next Monday tho


Baxter hasn't posted anything since the 3rd

[benjipwns]

this hearing is great

https://twitter.com/Tylerjoelb/status/1402646586379878409

[Nintex]

Pfizer juice makes you magneto?

Neat 

[Pissy F Benny]

i've had one pfizer and I'm not magnetic (yet)

my phone signal has improved in the last 2 and half weeks tho

[Ghoul]

I've been doing a shit load of research into "Aliens are due to show themselves VERY soon"

I believe!

[zomgee]

https://twitter.com/jer_ying/status/1402682958289457154

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1403417482858274817

I think Boris is trying to destroy the built back better movement from the inside.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1403863360668672000

That’s what you get for getting your deep state deaths news from anons instead of from the master Michael Baxter!

[Pissy F Benny]

Baxter might have been got by the deep state, he's not posted a story since the 3rd and there are big proceedings going on

[Joe Molotov]

He must have gotten tired of all the winning.

[Pissy F Benny]

we will never get tired of winning

[Nintex]

The Corona Virus started in Wuhan China.
But saying KUNG FLU or saying it was from CHINA of course creates a STIGMA.

“While they have their advantages, these scientific names can be difficult to say and recall, and are prone to misreporting,” the WHO said in a statement.

“As a result, people often resort to calling variants by the places where they are detected, which is stigmatising and discriminatory.”

So we label them Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta.

The four coronavirus variants considered of concern by the United Nations agency and known generally by the public as the UK, South Africa, Brazil and India variants have now been given the letters Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta according to the order of their detection.

And then we just remove the Chinese virus and pretend it started in the UK 


But hey the WHO are not CCP shills. This is just SCIENCE 

[Pissy F Benny]

the gawd is back

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/james-comey-sentenced-to-death-by-guillotine/

On Friday, June 4, a military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay found former FBI Director James Comey guilty of treason and murder and sentenced him to death by guillotine, a symbolic gesture since Comey seemed to take perverse pleasure in the beheading of others.

The officers judging the military’s case against Comey reached a verdict shortly after Vice Adm. John G. Hannink of the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps finished grilling a former FBI official who testified that Comey had indeed committed unlawful atrocities against law-abiding American citizens.

First to testify was former FBI field supervisor Clifford Colvin, who from 2015-2017 worked under Comey on clandestine “beta tests” that involved abducting and executing vagrants, society’s discarded homeless population. Pressed by Vice Adm. Hannink, Colvin gave an impassioned description of how Comey’s private “hit team” sought out and targeted persons least likely to “have someone report them missing” and often held joint operations with the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Together, often during natural disasters, they would illicitly beguile the homeless into believing the federal government had sent them on a mission of mercy, to feed and shelter the hopeless and the forgotten. Colvin’s statement corroborated testimony given by Derrick White on day 1 of Comey’s tribunal.

“I deeply regret what I’ve done. I regret following unlawful orders. I own my actions, though, and am prepared to answer for my crimes. The directives came down from James Comey,” Colvin said.

(Thank you for your patience. I was in desperate need of a vacation. Although I hate CA politics, I love the scenery. I spent a week in Malibu and a few days in LA, where I was the only person walking the streets without a mask. I am now playing catch up, so please be patient as I try to get things out.)

[MMaRsu]

I've been doing a shit load of research into "Aliens are due to show themselves VERY soon"

I believe!

Same Ill create a good topic for it

[Pissy F Benny]

more baxter

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/john-brennan-hanged-at-gitmo/

The psychopath John Brennan is no more.

On Monday, June 7, Brennan shared Hillary Clinton’s macabre fate—death by hanging after a military tribunal convicted him of murder and treason. Unlike Clinton, who remained steadfastly silent until the very moment the noose was slipped around her neck, a loudmouthed Brennan cussed out the guards who offered him a last meal, which he declined, berated his MP escort to gallows, and rebuked the small assembly of military and civilian personnel who had gathered near the Windward Point Lighthouse to witness his death.

In fact, Brennan had scarcely shut his mouth in the weeks between conviction and execution, said a GITMO source speaking on condition of anonymity. He told Real Raw News that Brennan availed himself of every opportunity to express contempt at the U.S. military and the citizenry. Brennan spent much of his incarceration deriding Donald J. Trump, calling him society’s great mistake and a threat to national security. He said Trump ought to have been “aborted.”

Vice Adm. Hannink reminded the detail to press the buttons in synchronicity, after, and only after, he issued the ‘execute’ command. Only one button would trigger the ghoulish device, and no soldier would ever know if his button ended Brennan’s life.

“Your all pussies and cowards, especially you, Adm. Hannink. I don’t see the three cowardly officers who passed sentence on me here, either. Where are they? No stomach. Where’s Trump? I figured he ain’t got the testicular fortitude to watch his handiwork in action. He’s a fucking pussy, and you’re all cowards and liars for following him. Let’s get this over with. I ain’t scared of shit,” Brennan said, as an MP slipped the noose around his neck.

Vice Adm. Hannink approached the gallows and tilted his head to meet Brennan’s menacing stare.

“This is not about Donald J. Trump. This is about you and the actions you’ve taken in the name of evil. Trump just had the guts to get the ball rolling, but one way or another, with or without Trump, your fate was sealed the moment you participated in the murders of innocent civilians. Trump may have been the catalyst, but you’re here because, frankly, you’re one evil sonofabitch,” Vice Adm. Hannink said.

“Do your master’s bidding; I’ll see you and Trump in hell,” Brennan retorted.

The ‘execute’ command was given, and the door beneath Brennan’s feet swung downward. His neck snapped, and the rope was cut. Brennan’s lifeless body lie motionless on a patch of grass. A military physician felt for a pulse and declared Brennan dead.

“Today justice has been served,” Vice Adm. Hannink said to the assembly.

[Nintex]

Smart to take him out while all eyes are on the G7.

4D chess indeed.

[Pissy F Benny]

Hopefully he lets us know what happened at the Huma Abedin trial soon and can focus on bringing us deets on Bill Clinton's proceedings

[Joe Molotov]

Hopefully he lets us know what happened at the Huma Abedin trial soon and can focus on bringing us deets on Bill Clinton's proceedings

Spoiler Alert: They were all found guilty and hanged, although occasionally the courts like to mix it up with a little beheading as a treat.

[Pissy F Benny]

[Pissy F Benny]

Plot twist bitches 

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/hillary-clinton-kills-from-the-grave/

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Presenting the most ambitious crossover event in history!

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckieG16/status/1403046165726339072
https://banned.video/watch?id=60c268a7a79cea7c72187d0d

[Nintex]

holy shit, this is better than E3

[therealdeal]

I've been doing a shit load of research into "Aliens are due to show themselves VERY soon"

I believe!

Same Ill create a good topic for it

MIB got ‘em

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Plot twist bitches 

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/hillary-clinton-kills-from-the-grave/

Maybe it’s time to admit that they executed another Clinton body double.

[Joe Molotov]

Hillary is like Hugh Jackman from The Prestige, she just keeps popping out new clones and killing off the old ones.

[Pissy F Benny]

trump should go full doom and go to heck and end her once and for all

[Pissy F Benny]

On Wednesday at the G7 Summit in Helsinki, Joseph R. Biden met his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, for the first time since illegitimately taking office on January 20. However, persons involved in the Deep State purge are convinced that the man who met Putin was not Biden at all, but rather a body double wearing a prosthetic mask that perfectly mimicked Biden’s countenance.

A Mar-a-Lago source speaking under promise of anonymity told Real Raw News that the real Joseph R. Biden could not have attended the meeting—or the summit—because he has been hospitalized at Walter Reed Medical Center since June 1, when he purportedly had a massive stroke that left him(even more) feeble and paralyzed below the waist. Our source said Biden’s faux administration and the mainstream media have conspired to hide Biden’s illness while deciding whether to instate Kamala Harris as president or pass the presidential reigns to someone else.

DARPA developed face camo irl

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/biden-body-double-meets-vlad-putin/

[Pissy F Benny]

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breaking kayfabe i love how the new wave conspiracy theories are just recycling shid from metal gear solid

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[Nintex]

On Wednesday at the G7 Summit in Helsinki, Joseph R. Biden met his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, for the first time since illegitimately taking office on January 20. However, persons involved in the Deep State purge are convinced that the man who met Putin was not Biden at all, but rather a body double wearing a prosthetic mask that perfectly mimicked Biden’s countenance.

A Mar-a-Lago source speaking under promise of anonymity told Real Raw News that the real Joseph R. Biden could not have attended the meeting—or the summit—because he has been hospitalized at Walter Reed Medical Center since June 1, when he purportedly had a massive stroke that left him(even more) feeble and paralyzed below the waist. Our source said Biden’s faux administration and the mainstream media have conspired to hide Biden’s illness while deciding whether to instate Kamala Harris as president or pass the presidential reigns to someone else.

DARPA developed face camo irl

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/biden-body-double-meets-vlad-putin/

To be fair that's probably how they managed to get Trump to make all his "official" appearances as he made america great again played golf

[benjipwns]

On Monday afternoon William Jefferson Clinton, dressed in a white jumpsuit and handcuffs, swaggered into GITMO’s south courtroom, and flashed a smile at the three-officer commission tasked with judging the Judge Advocate General’s case against him. In what can be described only as a surreal scenario, one panelist, a female Air Force captain, returned the smile and told Clinton “It’s a pleasure to finally meet you, Mr. President.”

Vice Adm. John G. Hannink, present to prosecute JAG’s case, looked at the officer—who we will call Captain Ashley Redding—in stunned silence. He then reprimanded her, asking why she had breached protocol by engaging the defendant in civil discourse.

Captain Redding looked at both Vice Adm. Hannink and the other two panelists with a furtive grin. Her face reddened, and she admitted she was once Clinton’s fan and had voted for him twice.

“I can’t help it. People love me,” Bill Clinton said.

Vice Adm. Hannink ordered Clinton’s MP escort to drag him back to his cell, then cleared the courtroom except for Captain Redding. He asked whether her warm greeting to Clinton was facetious or sarcastic, and she confessed that she had developed a fondness for Clinton long before she had joined the Armed Forces.

edit: the comments on this one

R.G.
 Reply to  forsaken
 2 days ago
Follow this idea. She may be DS willing to lose her position for a future reward. If she was on earlier panels and voted for execution her credibility would be good and well timed for this event. The phrase ‘It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr President’ may mean ‘we have a plan to get you out. Be ready.’ ‘Clinton’s fan’ and ‘voting for him twice’ may be telling him how and where and what to expect. The idea is plausible and should be taken seriously. It is highly likely there are Clinton fans hiding in plain sight willing to help him escape. All those guarding him should be changed randomly and frequently. Or a trap should be set to catch them.

Lisa19
 Reply to  R.G.
 2 days ago
All panelist need to be re-vetted after this as no chances can be taken this is second strange mishap with Clinton. Christopher Sign was supposed to testify at BC tribunal now this horny female can’t be professional enough to hold her tongue??? No, not buying it. Something is in the works and if we suspect it Admiral Hanninck does too.

forsaken
 Reply to  R.G.
 2 days ago
Exactly. Something like this is going on.
It’s not some fuzzy california criminal. It’s a former US president who betrayed his country for a powerful international criminal satanist cult.

Whatever is happening, It can’t end well.

[team filler]

every conspiracy about US gov exists in reality in monterey 

[Joe Molotov]

I hope Bill gets a massive death boner and nuts all over the entire audience during his hanging.

[Pissy F Benny]

Lads

“It was all Hillary,” Bill Clinton said.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/bill-clinton-military-tribunal-day-1/

[Pissy F Benny]

We might finally be getting some justice for David Koresh

His statement prompted Vice Adm. Hannink to play a taped telephone call for the tribunal. It was a 1993 conversation between Bill Clinton, then-Attorney General Janet Reno, then-ATF chief David Chipman, and former FBI director William Sessions. The call, recorded on day 50 of the Waco standoff between Branch Davidian leader David Koresh and U.S. alphabet agencies, underpinned Clinton’s mounting hatred of not only Koresh but also the women and children sheltered within the compound. Reno, Chipman, and Sessions urged Clinton to swiftly resolve the protracted stalemate, arguing that his indecisiveness would empower future “domestic terrorists” and religious zealots to follow in Koresh’s footsteps. Reno pleaded with Clinton to “burn them out,” and both Chipman and Sessions, after expressing mild trepidations, agreed the situation had become untenable. Clinton gave them “carte blanche,” and encouraged them to eliminate “malcontents” as long as blame was assigned to Koresh and the U.S. government was held harmless for any fatalities.

“I don’t care what happens to them, they didn’t vote for me anyway,” Clinton said on the call. “If they die, they die. Just make sure the finger can’t be pointed back at us, or more importantly, me. Let’s nip this in the bud right now.”

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

They’re back together!!!



Time stamped to 11:10 when Steve starts talking about how he took control of Amazon.com.

Also: https://twitter.com/StevePieczenik/status/1407081000627212295

 

[Pissy F Benny]

I've worked out who Baxters source is

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[close]

ya boi called it a few pages back

[Joe Molotov]

Trump is sending Seal Team 666 into Copmala's Presidential Dungeon at Super Gitmo to free the hostages.

[Pissy F Benny]

i'd watch the netflix adaptation, starring idris elba as trump

[Nintex]

In a deeply divided nation...

"SEND HER TO JAIL, STEAL THAT VOTE"

"You should all be ashamed!"

- Meryll "HRC" Streep -

Chess isn't played...

"Dad where is the weed.. dad?"

- Robert Downey "DON" Jr -

"A businessman is not a good President"

- Tom "OBAMA" Cruise -

"Tell me you've managed to get into their mainframe on level 5 comrade Kasilov"

- Michael "PUTIN" Fassbender -

"You are a sniveling coward Donald!"

- Chris "CRUZ" Pratt -

"Chinese kids have just as many rights as white kids"

- Tom "BIDEN" Holland -

In a single dimension

"And we will make the United States Super Once More"

- Idris "TRUMP" Elba -

*gunshots* *screams*

I N D I V I D U A L  O N E

"I don't think this appropriate"

- Scarlett "MELANIA" Johanssen

"Sue me, Hehe"

- Leonardo "RUDY" Di Caprio -

[Pissy F Benny]

i feel like zoe saldana playing Meliana as a purple skinned alien would be more appropriate

or Michelle Rodriguez as a Michelle Rodriguez interpretation of her

[Nintex]

Michelle Rodriguez plays Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Zoe Saldana is Ivanka obv

[Nintex]

McAfee was... Q?

[Propagandhim]

(Image removed from quote.)

McAfee was... Q?

wait a second....





 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Another W for

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanFredrikD/status/1407814924072636416

TFW you will never shoot 50 caliber with John McAfee and Alex Jones
https://banned.video/watch?id=60d3bf978a70b923e2f9dc52

[Pissy F Benny]

Plot twist bitches part 2

The Office of Military Commissions on Tuesday convicted former President William Jefferson Clinton on charges of treason and child trafficking, but sentenced him to life in prison instead of death after he threw himself on the mercy of the court in a tearful collapse.

The three officers serving as both judge and jury rendered a verdict less than two hours into the proceedings, as Vice Adm. John G. Hannink, prosecuting JAG’s case, provided evidence of Clinton’s participation in “adrenochrome parties” and of his many visits to Epstein Island, where he and convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had taken part in drug-fueled parties with underage children.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/military-tribunal-convicts-bill-clinton/

[Nintex]

Totally missed the Sing story

Friends and colleagues of Christopher Sign remembered him as a stand-up guy and leader as they expressed shock and sadness at news of his apparent suicide on Sunday.

Sign, the 45-year-old TV news man who was the first to report of a secret meeting between former President Bill Clinton and then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch that was held on her private jet in 2016, was found dead in his home on Saturday.

What a coincidence.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

[Nintex]

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1409209984735449090