The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Tasty]

Those avs.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1108505

MUH FOOODDDDD!@#!@#!@

I swear this is a copy of another thread from a few months ago.

Or is this kind of toxic thinking endemic to all sissynerds?

[Shadow Mod]

Those avs.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1108505

MUH FOOODDDDD!@#!@#!@

itt people in relationships when they should no longer be in them.

There's some straight up resentful shit. I already find complaining about your SO to strangers tacky but some of those posts are a whole level beyond just disrespectful.

Those avs.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1108505

MUH FOOODDDDD!@#!@#!@

I swear this is a copy of another thread from a few months ago.

Or is this kind of toxic thinking endemic to all sissynerds?

Yeah you're having deja vu for a reason, this thread happened already. Don't come between these nerds and their food.

[Kara]

"I dated a person with disabilities and that means I'm better than you."

[Shadow Mod]

I hear that you want a girl that says, "No". It means she respects herself more,

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177967106&postcount=242

[Mods Help]

this is so classic. i bet the male horse is like this horse lady's best friend and is always doing these kinds of things for her. meanwhile every night she probably goes home with a different douchebag pony boy who doesn't respect her at all. and then the next day she complains to all her filly friends about how she can't find a colt who will treat her right. she can't see what's in front of her fucking nose. too bad nice guys finish last even in the animal kingdom too. what bullshit.

[studyguy]

I only date the most kawaii disabilities, thanks.
 

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The only girls with disabilities that interest me are under 18.

[Joe Molotov]

All the Katawa Shoujo shoujos are canonically 18.

[Mods Help]

Unliking your post Studyguy. I can't get a woman above 18 but I can impress the ones under! Unlike.

Thank you for keeping me informed, Joe.

[studyguy]

Unliking your post Studyguy. I can't get a woman above 18 but I can impress the ones under! Unlike.

Thank you for keeping me informed, Joe.

Cut your losses and date someone over 18 but with the mental capacity of an 8 year old.
 

[Mods Help]

Good idea. That sounds like me, too. We could connect in an honest manner.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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this is so classic. i bet the male horse is like this horse lady's best friend and is always doing these kinds of things for her. meanwhile every night she probably goes home with a different douchebag pony boy who doesn't respect her at all. and then the next day she complains to all her filly friends about how she can't find a colt who will treat her right. she can't see what's in front of her fucking nose. too bad nice guys finish last even in the animal kingdom too. what bullshit.

This shit right here is why you're a virgin.

[Mods Help]

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this is so classic. i bet the male horse is like this horse lady's best friend and is always doing these kinds of things for her. meanwhile every night she probably goes home with a different douchebag pony boy who doesn't respect her at all. and then the next day she complains to all her filly friends about how she can't find a colt who will treat her right. she can't see what's in front of her fucking nose. too bad nice guys finish last even in the animal kingdom too. what bullshit.

This shit right here is why you're a virgin.

Lots of people are virgins. Mary was a virgin.

[Great Rumbler]

That feel when people find out about shit you've known since circa 2000.  RE: Nazi furries.

Been on the internet too long brehs

I really don't understand Nazi furries. The Nazi regime chunked nearly 50,000 gay people into prison camps [thousands died there], so you think they wouldn't have done at least that much to people who dressed up as animals?

[Mods Help]

Your avatar is a dog, you're one to talk.

[Mods Help]

I completely understand your situation. I'm in the same boat. Volunteered to wash her clothes? I'm just a "friend". Buy her a car? I'm a "nice guy". I went on a date once and she never called back. This life of rejection is not for a man. Don't these girls know how good they have it? Haven't they watched the cartoons and tv shows where the guy gets the girl for doing exactly this? Don't they know I'm entitled to sex?

If I sound bitter, I am. It's a cold, hard world and it doesn't work out like an episode of Friends.

[studyguy]

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this is so classic. i bet the male horse is like this horse lady's best friend and is always doing these kinds of things for her. meanwhile every night she probably goes home with a different douchebag pony boy who doesn't respect her at all. and then the next day she complains to all her filly friends about how she can't find a colt who will treat her right. she can't see what's in front of her fucking nose. too bad nice guys finish last even in the animal kingdom too. what bullshit.

This shit right here is why you're a virgin.

Lots of people are virgins. Mary was a virgin.

So what would be the male equivalent of spontaneously conceiving?

Now that I posted this, I remember thinking even as a kid that he was going to deliver the baby from his ass or something.
 

[Great Rumbler]

Your avatar is a dog, you're one to talk.

I'm a dog that dresses like a person, that's something unique and interesting.

[Mods Help]

I bet you're all about dog on human relations. Aren't you, dog?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm probably late to the party but....http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939478

Who the fuck has 6 goddamn hours to play videogames anyway?

Jesus christ.

[Tasty]

What the fuck is going on

[Tasty]

I'm probably late to the party buy....http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939478

Who the fuck has 6 goddamn hours to play videogames anyway?

Jesus christ.

As a new PS3 owner, the DS3 battery life sucks fucking ass. 

But I'm spoiled by Wii U Pro Controller's 80 fucking hours.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm probably late to the party buy....http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939478

Who the fuck has 6 goddamn hours to play videogames anyway?

Jesus christ.

As a new PS3 owner, the DS3 battery life sucks fucking ass. 

But I'm spoiled by Wii U Pro Controller's 80 fucking hours.

Well I mean waggling doesn't take a lot of effort or electric breh.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm probably late to the party buy....http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939478

Who the fuck has 6 goddamn hours to play videogames anyway?

Jesus christ.

Ehh had that controller die pretty fast because of that back light and the inability to just turn it off. Sucks when you're playing something like Destiny. Gonna run through it pretty quick 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm probably late to the party buy....http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939478

Who the fuck has 6 goddamn hours to play videogames anyway?

Jesus christ.

Ehh had that controller die pretty fast because of that back light and the inability to just turn it off. Sucks when you're playing something like Destiny. Gonna run through it pretty quick 

Oh that was more jealousy on my part than judgement. I rarely get an hour to myself anymore.

Have multiple kids brehs.

[Shadow Mod]

[nachobro]

That light on the controller is really stupid. Xbone and Pii U Pro controllers > DS4

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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[Tasty]

I'm probably late to the party buy....http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939478

Who the fuck has 6 goddamn hours to play videogames anyway?

Jesus christ.

As a new PS3 owner, the DS3 battery life sucks fucking ass. 

But I'm spoiled by Wii U Pro Controller's 80 fucking hours.

Well I mean waggling doesn't take a lot of effort or electric breh.

Pro Controller has no accelerometer or motion controls

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm probably late to the party buy....http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939478

Who the fuck has 6 goddamn hours to play videogames anyway?

Jesus christ.

As a new PS3 owner, the DS3 battery life sucks fucking ass. 

But I'm spoiled by Wii U Pro Controller's 80 fucking hours.

Well I mean waggling doesn't take a lot of effort or electric breh.

Pro Controller has no accelerometer or motion controls

Fuck do I know? Wii is for kids man.

[Shadow Mod]

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But do you share your food 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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But do you share your food 

Babe, I'm black, none of us share our food. People get stabbed over that shit.   

[brawndolicious]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177941702&postcount=230

God these posts are the worst.

"Once upon a time I was insecure. I got older and stopped being insecure, and now I'm in a great relationship. Moral of the story: dating is EZ!"

I suppose in some ways I should be thankful I've struggled so much in life. My struggles have made me wise.

Of course wisdom doesn't feel as good as sex.

But still.

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Have you tried? I'm not asking if you tried changing yourself, but if you just tried socializing as an adult?

[octopushover]

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this is so classic. i bet the male horse is like this horse lady's best friend and is always doing these kinds of things for her. meanwhile every night she probably goes home with a different douchebag pony boy who doesn't respect her at all. and then the next day she complains to all her filly friends about how she can't find a colt who will treat her right. she can't see what's in front of her fucking nose. too bad nice guys finish last even in the animal kingdom too. what bullshit.

jokes on you

both of those horses are guys

[Mods Help]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177941702&postcount=230

God these posts are the worst.

"Once upon a time I was insecure. I got older and stopped being insecure, and now I'm in a great relationship. Moral of the story: dating is EZ!"

I suppose in some ways I should be thankful I've struggled so much in life. My struggles have made me wise.

Of course wisdom doesn't feel as good as sex.

But still.

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Have you tried? I'm not asking if you tried changing yourself, but if you just tried socializing as an adult?

Do you mean talking about what our favorite video games are?

[Steve Contra]

Babe, I'm black, none of us share our food.

Newsfeed

[tiesto]

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I only date the most kawaii disabilities, thanks.
 

I know I've been working too much when the first thing that comes to mind when I see Katawa Shojo is what software do they use to manage their students?

[Shadow Mod]

Do you mean talking about what our favorite video games are?

There any video game museums yet. Take a date to one of those.

[octopushover]

Do you mean talking about what our favorite video games are?

There any video game museums yet. Take a date to one of those.

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oh my god that chair

you know which one

i think i'm going to hurl just looking at it

[Kara]

Bebpo and I talked about anime and jRPGs when we hung out at a bar last weekend.

That's not the most conversation I've had in a bar, either.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177941702&postcount=230

God these posts are the worst.

"Once upon a time I was insecure. I got older and stopped being insecure, and now I'm in a great relationship. Moral of the story: dating is EZ!"

I suppose in some ways I should be thankful I've struggled so much in life. My struggles have made me wise.

Of course wisdom doesn't feel as good as sex.

But still.

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Have you tried? I'm not asking if you tried changing yourself, but if you just tried socializing as an adult?

Fuck you for liking this post D3RANG3D.

Yes, I've tried. I'm balding at this point. It'd be fucking weird if I didn't try. If it doesn't work a different approach should be taken. I'm already on that shit though.

 

[Steve Contra]

That short guy thread is still going strong I see

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That short guy thread is still going strong I see

I know a guy locally who's probably 5'6 on his best day. He always, always does the following

1) Goes to bar with his girlfriend
2) Gets fucking butthammered
3) His girlfriend flirts with every guy at the bar trying to get away from him. Always fails (she's not pretty)
4) He randomly punches a trash can or wall
5) Screams at his girl in front of everybody
6) Gets in somebodies face
7) Takes a major L normally in the form of being kicked out but occasionally getting his ass kicked
Screams at his girl in the parking lot
9) Goes homes and beats up more trash cans
10) Gets a ticket for public indecency.

No shit, he's done this at least 12 times since I've lived here. He's now at 30 days in jail if he gets the cops called on him again.


Moral of the story? Short guys suck.

[Phoenix Dark]

That short guy thread is still going strong I see

I know a guy locally who's probably 5'6 on his best day. He always, always does the following

1) Goes to bar with his girlfriend
2) Gets fucking butthammered
3) His girlfriend flirts with every guy at the bar trying to get away from him. Always fails (she's not pretty)
4) He randomly punches a trash can or wall
5) Screams at his girl in front of everybody
6) Gets in somebodies face
7) Takes a major L normally in the form of being kicked out but occasionally getting his ass kicked
Screams at his girl in the parking lot
9) Goes homes and beats up more trash cans
10) Gets a ticket for public indecency.

No shit, he's done this at least 12 times since I've lived here. He's now at 30 days in jail if he gets the cops called on him again.


Moral of the story? Short guys suck.

[Mods Help]

For a black man, you sure do like talking in absolutes. I could just as easily say that black men who sag are a disgrace, and that all black men suck. And they do.

I walk to the other side of the street when I see a black person.

[Phoenix Dark]

I walk to the other side of the street when I see a black person.

Maybe in Skyrim, you shut in motherfucker

[studyguy]

What do people like that do when there are two black men walking towards then on both sides of the street?

[mormapope]

What do people like that do when there are two black men walking towards then on both sides of the street?

Panic induced heart attack.

[king of the internet]

What do people like that do when there are two black men walking towards then on both sides of the street?

I think that's when you just have to submit. The fetal position is recommended.

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I walk to the other side of the street when I see a black person.

Maybe in Skyrim, you shut in motherfucker
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There are no black people in Skyrim, thankfully

[Phoenix Dark]

I walk to the other side of the street when I see a black person.

Maybe in Skyrim, you shut in motherfucker
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There are no black people in Skyrim, thankfully

Redguards are black. So were the Egyptians and Beethoven, fuckboy
 

[brawndolicious]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177941702&postcount=230

God these posts are the worst.

"Once upon a time I was insecure. I got older and stopped being insecure, and now I'm in a great relationship. Moral of the story: dating is EZ!"

I suppose in some ways I should be thankful I've struggled so much in life. My struggles have made me wise.

Of course wisdom doesn't feel as good as sex.

But still.

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Have you tried? I'm not asking if you tried changing yourself, but if you just tried socializing as an adult?

Fuck you for liking this post D3RANG3D.

Yes, I've tried. I'm balding at this point. It'd be fucking weird if I didn't try. If it doesn't work a different approach should be taken. I'm already on that shit though.

Well good for you. Most who complain are too afraid to put themselves out there which is the first step in learning those skills.

[sarslip]

I walk to the other side of the street when I see a black person.

Maybe in Skyrim, you shut in motherfucker
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There are no black people in Skyrim, thankfully

bruh, whet?

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Redguards aren't black. They don't even have curly hair. They're the typical thing developers do when they put dark-skinned people in games. Make them white and don't give them black features, but just darken the characters skin.

You people can't even have video game characters that look like you.

See above. Look at the preview. That's a "nicca" to you?

[sarslip]

[brawndolicious]

The hair is a separate customization category, I'm sure frizzy/wavy hair and maybe even dreadlocks were an option.

I don't think you can be racist enough to make up for your oogliness but at least get your facts right.

[Mods Help]

Beethoven wasn't black. That's just something pro-black kids tell themselves to make themselves feel important in a world that has deemed them not.

[Mods Help]

The hair is a separate customization category, I'm sure frizzy/wavy hair and maybe even dreadlocks were an option.

I don't think you can be racist enough to make up for your oogliness but at least get your facts right.

The only hair options there are for black people in games are either a fade, an afro, or dreadlocks. Must suck having only three options for your unique hair type. Everything else is straight, the way hair should be.

Look at him. He looks like a Klingon.

[Alcoholic Fish]

That short guy thread is still going strong I see

Sometimes you gotta just sack up and get over things, especially inescapable physical limitations like height. I see a bunch of dudes in that thread blaming their problems with women and other things on their height. That attitude just makes them more unattractive. Just get over it and focus on your strengths.

I say that as a relatively short guy.

[qq more]

Wait, is 5'6 really considered short?