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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1740 on: September 09, 2015, 04:57:52 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.



Lol what is this. Would be embarrass to play this.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1741 on: September 09, 2015, 05:03:13 AM »
Read some references to the Beauty and the Beast unit in MGS4. They weren't all robots? I never got past chapter 2.

They were women augmented with mechanical devices or piloting mech-suits.

Another good scene for Quiet (spoiler)

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1742 on: September 09, 2015, 05:18:41 AM »
Maybe Quiet is a robot


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1743 on: September 09, 2015, 05:20:57 AM »
She's a flower actually.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1744 on: September 09, 2015, 05:23:42 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.



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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1745 on: September 09, 2015, 09:23:55 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.



the fuck is this shit


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1746 on: September 09, 2015, 10:01:12 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.



I just got that scene. :beli

The story reason for it is that she "drinks water through her skin" so her stripping down to barely anything "makes sense" but it's so fucking out of place and just totally pervy.

Though I guess it's supposed to be her "joy of coming back to Mother Base after a long time in the battlefield" moment or whatever. It just comes off falling flat.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1747 on: September 09, 2015, 10:25:52 AM »
Drool over video game bitches brehs..... :letsfukk
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1748 on: September 09, 2015, 10:36:27 AM »
Drool over video game bitches brehs..... :letsfukk

I mean it's not like this is a new thing with Kojima. I think we all know he's (apparently?) bisexual with the Volgin/Big Boss and Raiden/Presdent Crotch Grabs that were heard around the world and the model girls in MGS2/3 and Peace Walker's http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/C%C3%A9cile_Cosima_Caminades <--- and Quiet.

Though I feel REALLY badly for Stefanie Joosten. I don't have anything against Quiet's attire nor do I feel like her sexualization is something that should bother people. What honestly makes me angry is that the justification is just "oh well she's a clone a la the Fear (when it's really the End that was the one with photosynthesis with the sun and forest, so good going there Translators)" power for justifying it. That and the fact that they don't really (at least so far, I've got like... 4-10 main missions left but I'm trying to finish the last 40 Side-Ops I've got to do) justify why she's a mute, especially when in the opening she's right there ready to kill Big Boss and talks to Cipher/Skull Face(?) before being attacked and thrown out a window about it.

But yeah, I feel for Stefanie because I feel like the character could be something more than just eye candy. Double so when Stefanie is doing a lets play for it on Stream and (at least) seems like she enjoys the character and the work Kojima did. So... *shrug*

Though Cécile in Peace Walker was already a hint at the trend of using a real woman for that sort of thing. But you can't even put Cécile in your mother base staff (or can you, been a while...) and so she's like a five or twenty minute cameo that is eye candy because Kojima and the real Konami employee had a deal to include her (the employee) as a character in Peace Walker. :beli

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1749 on: September 09, 2015, 10:41:47 AM »
Jesus wept, Kojima deserved the firing.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1750 on: September 09, 2015, 10:50:47 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.



“You Will Feel Ashamed of Your Words & Deeds” - Kojima Fraud 2015
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1751 on: September 09, 2015, 10:56:25 AM »
I thought Cortana in Halo 4 was kind of embarrassing but this would be like the video game version of bottle service girls or of those Asian coffee shops that have a girl in a bikini serve you overpriced tea. I wouldn't think any coffee or game is worth that but maybe it's the shame that makes it enjoyable.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1752 on: September 09, 2015, 10:57:59 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.


Does her right tit go crazy at the 2 minute mark or am I just seeing things? When she splashes him the second time.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1753 on: September 09, 2015, 11:06:39 AM »
Quote from: Bethesda.net
We've always done a lot of DLC for our games. We love making them and you always ask us for more. To reward our most loyal fans, this time we’ll be offering a Season Pass that will get you all of the Fallout 4 DLC we ever do for just $30. Since we’re still hard at work on the game, we don’t know what the actual DLC will be yet, but it will start coming early next year. Based on what we did for Oblivion, Fallout 3, and Skyrim, we know that it will be worth at least $40, and if we do more, you'll get it all with the Season Pass.


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1754 on: September 09, 2015, 11:31:02 AM »
Report: Neogaf is still shit.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1755 on: September 09, 2015, 11:31:51 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.


Does her right tit go crazy at the 2 minute mark or am I just seeing things? When she splashes him the second time.
jesus christ

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1756 on: September 09, 2015, 11:35:56 AM »
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.


Does her right tit go crazy at the 2 minute mark or am I just seeing things? When she splashes him the second time.

Hmmm



That settles it for me. Quiet is most certainly Chico.

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« Reply #1757 on: September 09, 2015, 12:36:53 PM »
 :derp http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1109333  :derp

how could you not care?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1759 on: September 09, 2015, 01:25:54 PM »
the delicious fear and loathing on GAF makes me want to become an Apple stan.
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« Reply #1760 on: September 09, 2015, 01:30:36 PM »
Some people treating them like the second coming of Jesus, others like the devil himself rising from hell.
I mean whatever, Apple's gonna do what they do, everyone else will respond, innovate and then we'll be here again next year.
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« Reply #1761 on: September 09, 2015, 01:33:07 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=178102853#post178102853

Apple's serious about gaming this time you guys! Guys? ...Guys? I thought you were waiting for this!



Oh...

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1762 on: September 09, 2015, 01:38:10 PM »
It's hard for me to take gaf hype seriously not that anyone should when they get hyped for garbage like ouya, and whatever useless overpriced retro hardware kickstarter projects. :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1764 on: September 09, 2015, 01:48:56 PM »
omg an Ouya from Apple. Lmaoooooooo.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1765 on: September 09, 2015, 02:18:06 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178119974&postcount=2138

Can't believe I'm seeing such a post in an Apple thread. :mindblown

Who cares if it looks good? As long as it's functional!

I'VE ENTERED BIZARRO WORLD!! :crazy

:dead Not to mention Android watches looking hella better than the putrid Apple Watch :yuck

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1766 on: September 09, 2015, 02:38:43 PM »
Dumbest thing in MGS2 (which is saying a lot) is when you have to play as nude Raiden, and the guy on the codec tells you, "you won't be able to hang off ledges".

Fucking why not? Does Raiden's outfit magically give him the upper body strength needed to hang? If so he's a pretty shitty agent.
Its a joke about seeing his penis if he were to.

Whosh

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1767 on: September 09, 2015, 02:42:19 PM »
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Yeah but you had to use a droid. I fucking hate that phone. I'm down for pressure sensitivity on a phone with a functional 60 fps ui.

appletards :heh

ONLY NOW IS PRESSURE SENSITIVE TECH RELEVANT CUZ APPLE!!!!!

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1769 on: September 09, 2015, 02:58:38 PM »
Maybe he's self-conscious about being a grower instead of a shower. :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1770 on: September 09, 2015, 03:06:59 PM »
Dumbest thing in MGS2 (which is saying a lot) is when you have to play as nude Raiden, and the guy on the codec tells you, "you won't be able to hang off ledges".

Fucking why not? Does Raiden's outfit magically give him the upper body strength needed to hang? If so he's a pretty shitty agent.
Its a joke about seeing his penis if he were to.

Whosh


But why should they care about that? If you're playing the game correctly, none of the guards are going to see you, so by extension they won't see the penis.

If you do get caught, generally you're going to kill the guard, so it doesn't matter in this scenario either.

Besides that, if you're in a situation where you're trying to save the world, why the fuck would you care if some random dude sees your dong?
Well first off you're thinking too much about this.

2nd, it's a joke about the player seeing his penis and the developer not modeling it. In the hanging animation Raiden wouldn't be able to cover it and a game in 2001 is not going to have male full frontal nudity.

3rd, this is MGS. A game series with incredibly gamey logic. Why do soldiers just stand there and ogle nude mags? Does Snake really have infinite ammo thanks to his bandanna. And so on. It's a series that constantly breaks the 4th wall and makes fun/recognizes itself as a game. I'm not sure how this stuck out to you as the breaking point of MGS's logic. Hell this series makes fun of the impracticability of its own namesake as a weapon. Yet Metal Gear is the ultimate weapon.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1771 on: September 09, 2015, 03:10:50 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1772 on: September 09, 2015, 03:17:01 PM »
bork, post if you're okay!
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1773 on: September 09, 2015, 03:17:33 PM »
Look at all those dope vita games. Stay hatin, virgins
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1774 on: September 09, 2015, 03:25:30 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1109432

:dead

YOU CAN'T PUT A THREAD UP THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE IMAGES LINKS THAT WON'T ACTUALLY BE THERE 3 MONTHS FROM NOW AND LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF POORLY EDITED FORUM CODE!
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1775 on: September 09, 2015, 03:27:42 PM »
Look at all those dope vita games. Stay hatin, virgins

There's only one obvious virgin in this scenario, and it's the guy in the video showing off all his Vita games.

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« Reply #1776 on: September 09, 2015, 03:33:06 PM »
Shows what you know. I know for a fact he just got done nuttin in some slick azn puss before making that vid. Some people smoke, some people sleep, this fucker makes vita videos.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1777 on: September 09, 2015, 04:36:02 PM »
Man I sure wish the Tapatalk app supported the boards actual smileys :(

Tasty

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« Reply #1778 on: September 09, 2015, 04:40:00 PM »
Shows what you know. I know for a fact he just got done nuttin in some slick azn puss before making that vid. Some people smoke, some people sleep, this fucker makes vita videos.

Maybe in your dreams, loli defender. :sabu

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1779 on: September 09, 2015, 04:47:20 PM »
Look at all those dope vita games. Stay hatin, virgins

I see Wipeout 2048 and Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 in just the Youtube preview title screen-thing. Along with a bunch of pedo games.

Where are these "dope" games besides two? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1780 on: September 09, 2015, 05:29:25 PM »
Freedom Wars is aight. Soul Sacrifice Delta is tight.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1781 on: September 09, 2015, 05:33:20 PM »
Look at all those dope vita games. Stay hatin, virgins

I see Wipeout 2048 and Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 in just the Youtube preview title screen-thing. Along with a bunch of pedo games.

Where are these "dope" games besides two? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

lmfao, there you are you right on schedule XD

This fool like Rahx. HEY TELL ME UR OPINION ON VITA
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Hi

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« Reply #1783 on: September 09, 2015, 11:41:12 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178188941&postcount=5

No matter what happens or what my feelings are, this has the potential to be amazing.

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« Reply #1784 on: September 09, 2015, 11:47:23 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178189151&postcount=16

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Quote from:  ZeroAKA
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I'm more worried/nervous than excited.

Why's that?

"Business Strategy", not "Look at our pretty new game"

It being so out of the blue reminds me of the Nintendo/DeNA partnership conference, and we all know how that went. You all remember my meltdown


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1785 on: September 09, 2015, 11:54:42 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178189151&postcount=16

Quote from: JoeM86
Quote from:  ZeroAKA
Quote from: JoeM86
I'm more worried/nervous than excited.

Why's that?

"Business Strategy", not "Look at our pretty new game"

It being so out of the blue reminds me of the Nintendo/DeNA partnership conference, and we all know how that went. You all remember my meltdown

(Image removed from quote.)

Please tell me someone has a link to the meltdown.

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« Reply #1786 on: September 10, 2015, 12:01:03 AM »
Right before the DeNA announcement:

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Seriously, people are thinking this is Nintendo going mobile after Iwata categorically said, again, last month that it's not happening?

Good grief.

They said they're going to do an app featuring Miis. They said eShop/Miiverse apps. That's the most we'll get on smartphones.

Quote from: JoeM86
Quote from: HoJu
a lot can happen in a month.

A lot, sure, but a fundamental change in strategy which would destroy Nintendo's one successful avenue? Please.

After:

Quote from: JoeM86
Quote
Nintendo and DeNA intend to jointly operate new gaming applications featuring Nintendo IP, which they will develop specifically for smart devices.

I think I'm going to throw up

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Quote from: Mpl90
Honestly, it sounds like Iwata's mentioned plan.

Yep, but watch the media spin it.

Oh look, Kotaku already did

That's all I could find after a few mins of digging.

Another gem from that thread:

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Well, this isn't certainly helping my unstable suicidal tendencies. Can't wait for the smug people to come out of the woodwork and scream how doomed Nintendo is. Fuck. Maybe I should just off myself. Doesn't seem like nothing in my life is going positive right now.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1787 on: September 10, 2015, 12:05:03 AM »
Wanting to off yourself because of that shite. :kobeyuck

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1788 on: September 10, 2015, 12:05:34 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178193360&postcount=225

To be fair, if this happened I'd seriously consider offing myself. :goty

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1789 on: September 10, 2015, 12:22:07 AM »

Dumbest thing in MGS2 (which is saying a lot) is when you have to play as nude Raiden, and the guy on the codec tells you, "you won't be able to hang off ledges".

Fucking why not? Does Raiden's outfit magically give him the upper body strength needed to hang? If so he's a pretty shitty agent.
Its a joke about seeing his penis if he were to.

Whosh

But why should they care about that? If you're playing the game correctly, none of the guards are going to see you, so by extension they won't see the penis.

If you do get caught, generally you're going to kill the guard, so it doesn't matter in this scenario either.

Besides that, if you're in a situation where you're trying to save the world, why the fuck would you care if some random dude sees your dong?
Spergin' around the Christmas tree.

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« Reply #1790 on: September 10, 2015, 12:23:16 AM »
The real reason Kojima made Quiet: https://twitter.com/JillStyler
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1791 on: September 10, 2015, 12:25:46 AM »
Speaking of Metal Gear:

https://a.pomf.cat/jqhbgn.mp4

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1792 on: September 10, 2015, 12:27:47 AM »

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« Reply #1793 on: September 10, 2015, 01:29:01 AM »
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Uh oh, just noticed the tag for this conference on the official site is "PC & Smartphone"


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« Reply #1794 on: September 10, 2015, 02:38:40 AM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178204682&postcount=1051

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1796 on: September 10, 2015, 06:55:11 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1109573&page=1

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1797 on: September 10, 2015, 08:30:09 AM »
The Pokemon fandom is having a meltdown?!  :lawd
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #1798 on: September 10, 2015, 08:58:16 AM »

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« Reply #1799 on: September 10, 2015, 09:33:30 AM »

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