The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Tasty]

* acting like legacy genitals are still relevant in 2016

"legacy genitals"

Newsfeed!

[El Babua]

I can't even imagine the hell that guy's life must be. "Why is this character not in the game?!"

"Jesus guys. It was announced like a decade ago. We don't even use the same name. It's different. They were just sketches and models. Let it go."

"But why is this character NOT IN THE GAME?!!"

I need Creepy Stalker to make sense of all this.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I can't even imagine the hell that guy's life must be. "Why is this character not in the game?!"

"Jesus guys. It was announced like a decade ago. We don't even use the same name. It's different. They were just sketches and models. Let it go."

"But why is this character NOT IN THE GAME?!!"

I need Creepy Stalker

FTFY

[VomKriege]

Latest slice of life thread on GAF

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=214911429#post214911429

[Tasty]

I can't even imagine the hell that guy's life must be. "Why is this character not in the game?!"

"Jesus guys. It was announced like a decade ago. We don't even use the same name. It's different. They were just sketches and models. Let it go."

"But why is this character NOT IN THE GAME?!!"

I need Creepy Stalker's dick

FTFY

FTFY

[Momo]

Leslie Jones nudes

What the fuck did I miss last night? lol

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=214915485

[thisismyusername]

dunno what the hullabaloo is about, nobody would be eager to see nudes of louis ck.

I dunno, he'd be kinda preferable than Jo--

well, maybe some people 

[VomKriege]

Always a good time to be scoring points

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=214880568

[bork]

Passed a stopping school bus, feel like a PoS

The thread title does an accurate job of summing things up, but for more background, I was driving to work this morning on a 4-lane road, the bus was on the far right and I was in the next lane over. I was the first car in my lane and the bus was a few car lengths ahead of me when it turned on its flashing lights and prepared to stop. Despite there being a dozen schools in the area, I don't normally encounter school buses during my commute, so I didn't know whether I should slow down and stop aside the bus or keep going so as to get out of the way. In my indecision, I essentially did both - I slowed down to about 15 MPH and kept going, passing the bus as its stop sign began to extend.

Nobody honked or yelled anything at me, but here it is two hours later and I'm unable to concentrate at work because I'm wracked with anxiety and guilt. Am I a complete asshole, or am I making too big a deal out of this? Both? I don't know what I'm expecting with this thread, but I needed to get this off of my chest. I feel lousy.

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Passed a stopping school bus, feel like a PoS

The thread title does an accurate job of summing things up, but for more background, I was driving to work this morning on a 4-lane road, the bus was on the far right and I was in the next lane over. I was the first car in my lane and the bus was a few car lengths ahead of me when it turned on its flashing lights and prepared to stop. Despite there being a dozen schools in the area, I don't normally encounter school buses during my commute, so I didn't know whether I should slow down and stop aside the bus or keep going so as to get out of the way. In my indecision, I essentially did both - I slowed down to about 15 MPH and kept going, passing the bus as its stop sign began to extend.

Nobody honked or yelled anything at me, but here it is two hours later and I'm unable to concentrate at work because I'm wracked with anxiety and guilt. Am I a complete asshole, or am I making too big a deal out of this? Both? I don't know what I'm expecting with this thread, but I needed to get this off of my chest. I feel lousy.

 

Passing a school bus is a huge dick move but for fucks sake there were no ramifications. He needs a Xanax.

[agrajag]

What a monster,  he should be shunned by society

[Am_I_Anonymous]

What a monster,  he should be shunned by society

I'm sure he already is...

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=214940787

Guy is a "scumbag" for aggregating public data.  Gotta suck that corp dick at all costs.

[mormapope]

I don't know when this happened, but many Gaffers feel they speak for every developer and have to watch their backs.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1269375

[Great Rumbler]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=214940787

Guy is a "scumbag" for aggregating public data.  Gotta suck that corp dick at all costs.

>Begs for NPD customers to leak numbers
>Slams a website that aggregates publicly available information

[Brehvolution]

Mojo

How ya been? Are you still with that same chick?

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1269387

The fact that a ton of Gaffers view diminishing returns as an objective concept rather than a subjective one is pretty maddening. There are people that will critique shoe laces and beads of sweat.

[Great Rumbler]

At the time, I was pretty blown away by how realistic Shenmue looked. Now? Yeah...

[mormapope]

For me, MGS2 and Silent Hill 2 blew my mind when it came to visuals. Same thing for me since then, not much surprises me or moves me when it comes to raw visual power.   

Even for the 360/PS3 gen, what would made it a huge leap was the online functionality as a whole and how many digital things were introduced. There were definitely games that looked amazing and made the leap justifiable when it comes to visuals, but games themselves changed a lot.

This gen is the end of last gen with a new coat of paint, and the paint isn't popping. 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1269375 (Image removed from quote.)

Are any of the people exhasperatedly shouting "omg who cares least important thing ever" left-handed?

I know a couple of lefties who are disappointed because Link was one of the only left handed characters in games and he has been for such a long time. It doesn't affect the game or gameplay but it was nice to have a left-handed hero to relate to a little bit, like with any other thing.

I hope she's kidding

[archie4208]

I'm a lefty and I've never given one fuck about Link's handiness. 

[Let's Cyber]

For me, MGS2 and Silent Hill 2 blew my mind when it came to visuals.

Team Silent 

I hope she's kidding

I wish.  A lot of lefties came out of the woodwork to wax poetic for left handed Link the time it was found out Twilight Princess for Wii was mirrored, making Link right handed.  Skyward Sword Link was also right handed.  They've had 10 fucking years to get over it.

"My parents bought us a NES in 1986.  Both my brother and I are left handed and Link was the only left handed hero we had to look up too.  Thanks for throwing away a piece of my childhood identity, Nintendo  :'("

 

[nachobro]

Can't you just equip the sword in either A or B slot? So the motherfucking is ambidextrous if anything

[CatsCatsCats]

They made Link right handed? Guess I have no reason to play any Zelda ever again

[Great Rumbler]

Left-handed...right-handed, doesn't matter. Link is still an elf and there's no way I can relate to one of those knife-eared little thieves.

[helios]

We need more handedness diversity in our games.

[stufte]

I'm a lefty and I've never given one fuck about Link's handiness. 

It's just your internalized handedism talking here. Get on the right side of history.

[Let's Cyber]

k****-e**** little thieves.

Can we chill out with the racial slurs?  It is starting to look like the comments section of a breitbart article ITT

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214994571&postcount=129

We lefties are certainly united in how much the world of right-handed people doesn't give a damn about us. As a lefty, there are numerous ways you are constantly reminded that the entire freaking world is made for right-handed people. Everything from scissors to the way notebooks are constructed to the way doors. Even the way videogame controllers are laid out is designed for right-handed people. What is worse is that left-handed people are constantly told to just deal with it, or even worse are forced by their parents or teachers to use their right hands instead.

Left handed people are constantly and almost universally treated as being "evil" or "unclean". The latin word "Sinister" is often used to mean evil or duplicitous (such as in the Marvel comics villain Mr. Sinister), but it literally means left or left-handed. Meanwhile, the latin word for right or right-handed is "Dexter", as in dexterous or dexterity (good agility or coordination). This is even worse in East Asian countries, where common food etiquette says that you hold your chopsticks in your right hand, since the left hand is "unclean". You aren't even allowed to touch Buddha statues or shrines with your left hand. This shit is universal.

Left-handedness, along with a few other similar traits such as being a twin or albinism, are minorities wherever they appear. As a result, they have been discriminated against everywhere. Now, the discrimination a lefty faces is pretty mild compared to a lot of other things, such as being black or gay or what have you, but it still kinda sucks to live in a world where people say "who cares what lefties think?" or "it is pointless to make left-handed animations for videogame characters". The very idea that 10% of the entire human population is not worth portraying is infuriating.

As a result, they have been discriminated against everywhere. Now, the discrimination a lefty faces is pretty mild compared to a lot of other things, such as being black or gay or what have you

 

[Bebpo]

I'm left handed.  It sucks for music games or touch screen games, but otherwise never notice it in life. 

Fuck Kid Icarus 3DS though 

[CatsCatsCats]

South paw represent.

[helios]

Learn to be ambidextrous left-handed brehs

[stufte]

Learn to be ambidextrous left-handed brehs

Already there. But I'd rather be an oppressed class. 

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214995072&postcount=517

Game so special it cannot abide to traditional bug testing.
Also keep believing they will "patch in" a whole different set of physics in ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214986618&postcount=20

 
You won't get a "real" Kalashnikov in good condition (or even one of the decent offshots from the former Warsaw Pact countries), no matter the model type, for the price of one of those replicas, come on son... Even I know that. Wonder how many of those real "real AK" mentioned in thread are of the Romanian variety.

[brawndolicious]

It's probably just made from a mold with no moving parts besides the trigger and cocking handle. I have no idea why anyone would consider it to be more than a stupid gag gift you give someone you hate after a long trip.

[VomKriege]

It's probably just made from a mold with no moving parts besides the trigger and cocking handle. I have no idea why anyone would consider it to be more than a stupid gag gift you give someone you hate after a long trip.

Oh, I thought they were airsoft rifles or something. If not, I agree they're definitely overpriced (most expensive replica is apparently in the 400$ range) but it's still a dumb remark nonetheless, oblivious to Russian gun laws (my understanding is that they are pretty stiff) and overlooking the fact that some people might prefer buying a tacky plastic gift than owning a real assault rifle. I'd also maintain that to my knowledge, a real Russian made (or any variety except for the lowest quality ones) AK rifle costs a lot more than that to acquire legally in most places.

Also while I don't find it is of the better taste to sell those at an airport, the truth is that plastic toy guns modeled after real weapons can be bought easily anywhere.

[Kara]

Right-handed people are probably the biggest privilege babies in the world after white cishet dudes. If I ruled the world they would all get shitty scissors and have to write in Arabic script.

[agrajag]

 

[Trurl]

Right-handed people are probably the biggest privilege babies in the world after white cishet dudes. If I ruled the world they would all get shitty scissors and have to write in Arabic script.

Omg, my mom is left handed and when I was a kid we only had leftie scissors.   It was awful.

[Phoenix Dark]

If I ruled the world they would all get shitty scissors and have to write in Arabic script.

I don't remember this verse.

[thisismyusername]

I'm right handed and I write in arabic script 

Congrats, you know what most left-handed folks in the US go through during school.

[Boogie]

I know I'm late to this, but...

*reads speculation that Cindi Mayweather is Himumumu*

....

*re-reads a bunch of her posts*



holy shit, yep, that's definitely her. 

[Nola]

I know I'm late to this, but...

*reads speculation that Cindi Mayweather is Himumumu*

....

*re-reads a bunch of her posts*

(Image removed from quote.)

holy shit, yep, that's definitely her. 

You're late? Im not even sure I know what is going on other then knowing who Cindi Mayweather is because I got into some arguments with the poster.

[Kara]

If I ruled the world they would all get shitty scissors and have to write in Arabic script.

I don't remember this verse.

Imagine that.

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214833408&postcount=295

[Boogie]

I know I'm late to this, but...

*reads speculation that Cindi Mayweather is Himumumu*

....

*re-reads a bunch of her posts*

(Image removed from quote.)

holy shit, yep, that's definitely her. 

You're late? Im not even sure I know what is going on other then knowing who Cindi Mayweather is because I got into some arguments with the poster.

Passionately and obsessively leaping into a new hobby.....and BJJ to boot, something we know she had been asking about here earlier....posting prolifically about it, *almost* to the point of acting like an expert about it even thought she's still a complete newbie.

Yeah, Himurororo to a T.

[brawndolicious]

I'm right handed and I write in arabic script 

Congrats, you know what most left-handed folks in the US go through during school.

I grew up going to farsi school on the weekends so I wrote in Arabic once a week too.....never bothered me.

By the by, Arabs are totally right-handed as the left hand is reserved for ass wiping.

[Tasty]

Y'all misogynist shitlords chased away Himu, Devo, Scar and Dragona and I liked all of them.

[thisismyusername]

I'm right handed and I write in arabic script 

Congrats, you know what most left-handed folks in the US go through during school.

I grew up going to farsi school on the weekends so I wrote in Arabic once a week too.....never bothered me.

By the by, Arabs are totally right-handed as the left hand is reserved for ass wiping.

Dude, once you've had ink on your hands for like 7 hours a day over the course of your school life, you start to embrace printing and digital/typing.

Y'all misogynist shitlords chased away whodat, Devo, Scar and Dragona and I liked all of them.

I don't recall Dragona ever posting here. Scarlet said from the get-go she wasn't going to hang around long because she didn't want to be on a GAF offshoot. Devo is whatever, she is free to come back.

[Kara]

By the by, Arabs are totally right-handed as the left hand is reserved for ass wiping.

My mom was beaten as a kid for being left handed, if we're talking about right hand privileges in the arab world.

Nuns would smack the hand of my southpaw parent if writing was done with the left hand. Cuz, you know, demons or some shit.

(Laziness being the hallmark of the Right Man's dominion, it's not like they ever really bother to craft anything as all encompassing as anti-semitic canards.)

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215025402&postcount=186

[cityhunter]

I don't know when this happened, but many Gaffers feel they speak for every developer and have to watch their backs.

They believe that if they gargle enough balls on that forum, maybe one day they'll get hired into the industry due to those post. That or they're so concern with being "objective" and scoring imaginary social scorecards that they just lost their fucking mind.

I hope that a good portions of them are either trolls or on a payroll to explain their mindfuckery.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215032338&postcount=1361

I'm considering it. I'm also considering if sommeone tries to rob me they better have a gun or more than one dude because im a vindictive mother fucker with her address and place of work.

He has a big dick too.

Dude is being led on for quick sex by a stripper doing coke he met 48h ago while drunk and under medication. While waiting for sex he has shared with GAF the size of his genitals, his text messages, the numbers of women he banged recently...

Plus the obnoxious tendency of gaffers to pat themselves on the back on how legendary the thread is despite not much happening.

[Syph]

GAF's Off-Topic:
Where users flock to throw internet shade or offer their finely-tuned professional opinions on matters they know little about or have never experienced themselves

No wonder a topic on sex has reached 30 pages

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1269582

"- Why was Firefly cancelled ? Surely it must have had decent ratings.
- It did not.
- Oh."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1269711

so they are going to kill off wild animals to preserve over-populated domestic mutant cattle?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215029998&postcount=23

that's very debatable, less meat would be better for the environment. the ranchers need to explain why it's the wolves fault and not the ranchers fault for bringing cows to wolf territory. also why is it the job of the government to prop up these ranchers if their business fails? businesses fail all the time. it's natural.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1269762

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215032338&postcount=1361

I'm considering it. I'm also considering if sommeone tries to rob me they better have a gun or more than one dude because im a vindictive mother fucker with her address and place of work.

He has a big dick too.

Dude is being led on for quick sex by a stripper doing coke he met 48h ago while drunk and under medication. While waiting for sex he has shared with GAF the size of his genitals, his text messages, the numbers of women he banged recently...

Plus the obnoxious tendency of gaffers to pat themselves on the back on how legendary the thread is despite not much happening.

This guy is insane.  No, seriously.

About a decade ago he had delusions and thought he was Tupac Shakur.  Not like he wanted to be him, he actually thought he was him.  He wound up getting committed somewhere.

So take everything he says with a mountain of salt because he may just be hallucinating the entire thing.

Edit: Here we go: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=151260&highlight=

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[Dennis]