VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[benjipwns]

My favorite ban was for mocking the outrage over tweets from Clorox about emojis.

that is still my longest ban and most severe punishment on gaf because they also juniored me until i got that restored and a fancy nice new tag (instead of the joke insulting one from before) randomly months later
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1026844

taking the clickbait headline and editing it to "KKKlorox" and "pro-ethnic cleansing" still makes me laugh especially because i just realized the unintentional joke of the second one

[benjipwns]

read all this horseshit you guys were jabbering about instead of just seeing sharia law mentioned ten hundred times and using it as an excuse to talk about myself and my posts on NeoGAF.com (available now!) as i've written many times both here and on NeoGAF.com along with in a general context about my posting on NeoGAF.com as i am a forum poster there or have been in the past, on NeoGAF.com that is

https://counterjihadreport.com/category/islamophobia-propaganda/

From 2010:

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/not-ground-zero-mosque-built-u-s-muslims-access-american-dream-article-1.440737

A man that was once in the Islamist think tank that coined the term claims it was designed to be: "nothing more than a thought-terminating cliche conceived in the bowels of Muslim think tanks for the purpose of beating down critics."

Islamophobia was coined by the International Institute for Islamic Thought (IIIT), a northern Virginia-based Muslim Brotherhood think tank [founded in 1981] with a history of ties to terrorism

somebody better contact the Oxford English Dictionary because they seem to think it first appeared in English in the 1920s and came over from historically based works (like Algerian histories and a biography of Muhammed) published in the French academy the decade before and that Islamo- as a prefix dates back another century

[seagrams hotsauce]

The counter jihad report  Good god etoilet you manage to constantly outdo yourself

[etiolate]

It's nigh impossible to find a common usage of the word in the 1920s.

The Berkeley institute on Islamophobia Studies (bias heyo) dates it to 1990s. The Philosopher Buckner dates it to the 1970s. It's common usage is very recent.

[benjipwns]

The term "Islamophobia" was first introduced as a concept in a 1991 Runnymede Trust Report

again, despite this UK Think Tank's report, we run into the problem of it being commonly used in the French academy and the prefix existing well before that, also that it's not really hard to take xenophobe and drop off xeno and plug in islamo to be specific...plus the whole lack of global interest in Islamic nations until after 1973

but still, you're trying to identify a smoking gun of some kind where one isn't necessary unless you want a conspiracy so as to try and discredit by association (all while ignoring the fact that there are Muslims living in Russia and that Trump has been seen in a room with Muslims and also in a room with Russians)

it's entirely possible for Islamophobia as a phrase to be used by some people as an attempt to shutdown debate (though it doesn't seem to be working all that well) AND there also be irrational and ignorant Islamophobes (as in those afraid of the "secular muslims" imposing sharia law on western society through...?) who are really just the latest nativists to worry about the hottest new foreign culture on the block corrupting* their ideal society that never existed

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As the former President of MIT has said:

He argued that the “indiscriminate hospitality” to more whose homes would be “filled by others as miserable as themselves” would not make up for any “permanent injury done to our republic,” and that with the success of the American “experiment” more would be done for the [home nations] than “allowing its city slums and its vast stagnant reservoirs of degraded peasantry to be drained off upon our soil.”

And Representative Johnson warns:

in a few years down the road without further restriction the currently despairing immigrants “will be pounding heavily at the very pillars of our government, where those who have come ahead of them a few years back with their socialism, their communism, their [revolutions], have merely gnawing like rats at our foundations.”

Representative Box of Texas has outlined our future:

if America destroyed the “work of our fathers” and became “another Europe or Asia” leaving a world that would “grow visibly darker, even to the people of foreign lands, and all that is worth living for will have been lost to us, whether we came recently or our fathers came long ago.”

Senator Heflin pointed out that in past wars we went:

“across the seas to defeat a foreign foe and prevent a foreign army from invading America” the current immigration laws were allowing “the enemy through loopholes … to come right into the American household.” Heflin asserted that if American troops had “fought to keep the enemy out, surely we can vote for a law that will keep out the dangerous and deadly enemies of the country

Republican Congressman Cable of Ohio:

called for the two parties to “unite in forming an ‘American bloc’ and that neither yield to the foreign influence,” declaring that “partisan politics have no place in this patriotic question.”

He also noted that in certain cities, illegal immigrants were being favored by local policy:

eighty percent of the city’s population was “foreign-stock” and that the vote displayed “the effect of the foreign born in the United States in attempting to dictate to Congress what laws should [be made].”

Representative Box was on point when he argued this isn't discrimination, instead that:

“America has the gift of citizenship, home and opportunity to bestow as she chooses upon the worthy alien people who she many select, no Government and no group … has the right to question the exercise of America’s discretion in making such a choice.”

He also pointed out of that many of these illegal immigrant groups are basically making the equivalent of a threat that:

“we already have admitted among us large, dangerous elements, and that we must admit more of them to keep them in a good and orderly humor.”

While Republican Bill Vaile has knocked down all the hooey about how important immigrants are to America:

“it seems rather illogical … to claim that those who have been for the shortest time in the process of assimilation and in the work of the Republic should have even greater or even equal consideration because of this very newness.” And that it was “a fact, not merely an argument, that this country was created, kept united and developed … almost entirely by people who came here from the countries of Northern and Western Europe.”

But it's Democrat Stengle of New York who might best sum up the importance of borders, language, culture:

“many of the inhabitants of these cities appear to be tied up to foreign countries by their sympathies, customs, interests, and aspirations, and apparently but little interested in the future welfare of their adopted country.”

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THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT

[etiolate]

The term "Islamophobia" was first introduced as a concept in a 1991 Runnymede Trust Report

again, despite this UK Think Tank's report, we run into the problem of it being commonly used in the French academy and the prefix existing well before that, also that it's not really hard to take xenophobe and drop off xeno and plug in islamo to be specific...plus the whole lack of global interest in Islamic nations until after 1973

but still, you're trying to identify a smoking gun of some kind where one isn't necessary unless you want a conspiracy so as to try and discredit by association (all while ignoring the fact that there are Muslims living in Russia and that Trump has been seen in a room with Muslims and also in a room with Russians)

it's entirely possible for Islamophobia as a phrase to be used by some people as an attempt to shutdown debate (though it doesn't seem to be working all that well) AND there also be irrational and ignorant Islamophobes (as in those afraid of the "secular muslims" imposing sharia law on western society through...?) who are really just the latest nativists to worry about the hottest new foreign culture on the block corrupting* their ideal society that never existed

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*

As the former President of MIT has said:

He argued that the “indiscriminate hospitality” to more whose homes would be “filled by others as miserable as themselves” would not make up for any “permanent injury done to our republic,” and that with the success of the American “experiment” more would be done for the [home nations] than “allowing its city slums and its vast stagnant reservoirs of degraded peasantry to be drained off upon our soil.”

And Representative Johnson warns:

in a few years down the road without further restriction the currently despairing immigrants “will be pounding heavily at the very pillars of our government, where those who have come ahead of them a few years back with their socialism, their communism, their [revolutions], have merely gnawing like rats at our foundations.”

Representative Box of Texas has outlined our future:

if America destroyed the “work of our fathers” and became “another Europe or Asia” leaving a world that would “grow visibly darker, even to the people of foreign lands, and all that is worth living for will have been lost to us, whether we came recently or our fathers came long ago.”

Senator Heflin pointed out that in past wars we went:

“across the seas to defeat a foreign foe and prevent a foreign army from invading America” the current immigration laws were allowing “the enemy through loopholes … to come right into the American household.” Heflin asserted that if American troops had “fought to keep the enemy out, surely we can vote for a law that will keep out the dangerous and deadly enemies of the country

Republican Congressman Cable of Ohio:

called for the two parties to “unite in forming an ‘American bloc’ and that neither yield to the foreign influence,” declaring that “partisan politics have no place in this patriotic question.”

He also noted that in certain cities, illegal immigrants were being favored by local policy:

eighty percent of the city’s population was “foreign-stock” and that the vote displayed “the effect of the foreign born in the United States in attempting to dictate to Congress what laws should [be made].”

Representative Box was on point when he argued this isn't discrimination, instead that:

“America has the gift of citizenship, home and opportunity to bestow as she chooses upon the worthy alien people who she many select, no Government and no group … has the right to question the exercise of America’s discretion in making such a choice.”

He also pointed out of that many of these illegal immigrant groups are basically making the equivalent of a threat that:

“we already have admitted among us large, dangerous elements, and that we must admit more of them to keep them in a good and orderly humor.”

While Republican Bill Vaile has knocked down all the hooey about how important immigrants are to America:

“it seems rather illogical … to claim that those who have been for the shortest time in the process of assimilation and in the work of the Republic should have even greater or even equal consideration because of this very newness.” And that it was “a fact, not merely an argument, that this country was created, kept united and developed … almost entirely by people who came here from the countries of Northern and Western Europe.”

But it's Democrat Stengle of New York who might best sum up the importance of borders, language, culture:

“many of the inhabitants of these cities appear to be tied up to foreign countries by their sympathies, customs, interests, and aspirations, and apparently but little interested in the future welfare of their adopted country.”

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THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT

You don't know what's being talked about. Go find a big red tent and clown.

[benjipwns]

By the way, did you read that Alex Jones is selling his Super Female Vitality Pack 30% off the MSRP when you buy a 10 pack? (It WAS $599 and is being offered NOW for $419!! What a deal!)

No, that stuff is a scam, what you want is SOUTH AFRICAN XENTREX.

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went to my drug dealer state-licensed DO last week and had the hardest time not making references to this

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[etiolate]

This is not a joking topic.

The original point is that a protest against the vile things done under sharia doctrine and justification should not warrant a large counter-protest, but yet it does do so from a collection of handy rubes. To garner such a similarly Catherine upon the Dnieper River response here is disgusting. All that has to be done is to denounce bad things without a tribal party check to engage basic human decency. Yet that can't happen.

[benjipwns]

You don't know what's being talked about. Go find a big red tent and clown.

speaking of clowns, what's funny (unlike clowns) is that my regular circles are such that i often understand what you're trying to explain to these ignorant Fake Bore dopes that they aren't understanding because i've already seen the argument fifty times in one of the many wretched hives of scum and villainy i keep tabs on

so even though i should be the most sympathetic ear of the regulars to most of the arguments you make, the extremely sloppy work makes me less so to where i'd rather back up jaydubya in a ten page abortion debate and that's even as i've become increasingly less anti-abortion to a massively significant extent over the last five years

This is not a joking topic.

see, this is like the ultimate sloppy work

we're supposed to be operating post-irony remember, the very notion of a shared single reality is supposed to be a joke topic

[etiolate]

so you should go fuck yourself is what you're saying

cuz nothing sloppy

just straight

Again, I'm not in the mood tonight.

[benjipwns]

Hail Satan.

HAHAHA

IT WORKS

[etiolate]

 

don't fuck with me

[Oblivion]

etiolate, I didn't want to watch those videos you posted because I'm familiar with nearly everyone involved, and I've seen them speak in a hundred different settings, so I felt like there was going to be nothing new learned, but I did anyway. And shockingly enough, it's the same crap that they've been spewing just like all the other hundred times! 

I mean, let's take a look at that Brigitte Gabriel broad. What are her main arguments? Not covering all of them, but some of them include:

- The Koran states that Jews are filth
- The Prophet Muhammed on his death bed commanded his Muslim followers to kill the Jews until the day of Judgement.
- Jews are the eternal enemies of Muslims.

Gee, looking at this, it seems pretty obvious that Gabriel isn't trying to paint Muslims with a gigantic brush or anything. Clearly, it seems she's specifically referring to Islamic terrorists which make up less than 0.01% of the Muslim population, and mean liberals don't want to point that out because of political correctness run amok! 

Also, I love how she was trying to argue that "people like us" (her and Rubin) who come from Judeo-Christian upbringings love to debate, and then Rubin had to remind her that she was supposed to be making a secular argument.    There's a reason she's invited to garbage outlets like the Rubin Report and Fox News all the time.

Meanwhile, you...

This is not a joking topic.

The original point is that a protest against the vile things done under sharia doctrine and justification should not warrant a large counter-protest, but yet it does do so from a collection of handy rubes. To garner such a similarly Catherine upon the Dnieper River response here is disgusting. All that has to be done is to denounce bad things without a tribal party check to engage basic human decency. Yet that can't happen.

...are once again straw-manning the fuck out of this discussion.

I'll ask you once more since you keep ignoring my question (for some mysterious reason): Who on the left is saying we shouldn't be criticizing some of the more heinous shit that the more extreme sects of Islamists advocate?

[thisismyusername]

don't fuck with me

>thinking you won

Ok, buttercup.

[nudemacusers]

I wake up and you goobers are still at it




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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1397307 

[SmokyDave]

I am horrified at the mere suggestion that the left has a huge blind spot where Islam is concerned.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1397326

In unrelated news, I wonder why the thread above is stuttering for traction.

[Oblivion]

I am horrified at the mere suggestion that the left has a huge blind spot where Islam is concerned.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1397326

In unrelated news, I wonder why the thread above is stuttering for traction.

I eagerly await the flood of leftists coming out and being totally okay with the idea of this muslim woman getting death threats. 

[benjipwns]

oh vom, poligaf went downhill fast after your last roundup i see, the bannings probably didn't help the despair and the latest round of "that rethuglican i said was literally satan is totally a great patriot now"

This election froze us in time. It is a stake in the ground and we are all on leashes. We can only go so far from it, and when we reach the end up our rope, all we can do is run in circles.

This is what happens when people can't cope with what they thought was impossible. The election was a point of immense trauma for people. America is experiencing collective PTSD. It is the most generationally defining event in American history since 9/11.

People don't know how to move on. How can they? Lots of media and satire prepared is for an "Idiocracy" future. There were sitcoms and movies and TV shows that joked about a post-modern politics based on total degradation of reality in favor of dangerous cartoonery. But none of this media prepared us for what would come next. We are in territory uncharted even by fantasy.

This gripping fear of the modern unknown is what keeps people trapped in 2016. 2016 was the last time things made sense. People don't have the stomach to power through current day. Instead, they relentlessly pedal backwards with their gaze fixed on the last time they weren't afraid.

When this grips even the most passive progressive, and dominates their rhetoric, the right responds directly to it. This keeps the conversation stuck in the past. It also helps that the election was the big and triumphant argument that the right WON. So of course they will continue to milk it and reference it and cling to it for reassurance and validation. Why don't all these liberals fall in line? Don't they know they lost? Remember the election??

Something needs to be done about the way political discourse is handled in this country because the way things came to a head last year was completely unacceptable. Even before Election Night, there were studies of people getting incredibly stressed out and even bullying increasing in schools.

The more I think about it, the more I think Finale Fireworker is right about the nation having some form of collective PTSD. People can't move on because that would require acknowledging the current state of the country and the fact that we're far more racist and misogynist than we thought we were. People thought we were making great strides and that progress was inevitable, that the moral arc of the universe really did bend towards justice, but then Trump happened and shattered the illusion the left had allowed itself to collectively build. The right may be insane and in a crazy bubble of their own creation, but we were as well (to a certain extent).

Yep.

It actually blows my mind that 5 years ago I got as worried as I did - almost panicked after that first debate - at the thought of Mitt Romney becoming president. Like that would've been the worst thing imaginable.

What I would give to have someone putting out Romney level rhetoric from the white house right now

Does the left owe Mitt Romney an apology? He also warned you all about Russia.

We most certainly do. I didn't love Romney, but I was never afraid of the idea of President Romney, and he struck me as a guy that honestly did want to help people. Yea, he was a typical top down economics guy, but he was at least somewhat reasonable, and as you point out had a much greater understanding of foreign policy than anyone gave him credit for. It's a shame Trump is a petulant child, because Romney as Secretary of State would have been the smartest thing he could have ever done.

[SmokyDave]

I am horrified at the mere suggestion that the left has a huge blind spot where Islam is concerned.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1397326

In unrelated news, I wonder why the thread above is stuttering for traction.

I eagerly await the flood of leftists coming out and being totally okay with the idea of this muslim woman getting death threats. 

Oh. I certainly wouldn't expect that to happen at all. Deafening silence is the order of the day, with a side dish of deflection if absolutely pushed.

[Let's Cyber]

I think we're 6-8 months away from hearing about Chumley on the national news. Dude is unhinged.

[benjipwns]

The best part?

Join Date: 07-18-2016
Total Posts: 5,897 (17.20 posts per day)

He only started posting in like October in every election thread and had some Hillary avatar that immediately disappeared like all the others. Then he bypassed "the electors will save us" to head straight towards "we need a Reign of Terror" status.

[VomKriege]

PoliGAF rebounded hard benji : accusation of Gamergatism to a dude being cautiously skeptical of Russian stories, Republicans are monsters and demons and they shouldn't even be extended basic courtesy by fellow colleagues (and Franken is guilty by association), where's my droppo pooppo I can't focus on work without it.

And half a page of panic because some tweet said McConnell smiled.

[clothedmacuser]

Many people on GAF have said that if you're a minority you're automatically not a bigot, no matter what bigoted bullshit you say or do. They stand by that nonsense steadfastly.

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I'm gonna need receipts on that. Literally never seen it. Now, I've seen PoC can't be racist in America, which is different than bigotry. Is that what you are referring to?

You've failed to produce any proof for your initial claim. You have no ground to criticize someone else's argument.

Yeah gonna need see some proof.

You wanna link some posts or...?

racist against minorities or whites? anyone have a link?

In any case still waiting for those receipts.

You've failed to produce any proof for your initial claim. You have no ground to criticize someone else's argument.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=241874997#post241874997


that's just page one.  Read page two for some steamy one on one denials.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=241889433&postcount=124

Just a correction, Elizabeth isn't a minor in Japan. 13 is the general age of consent(although certain prefectures have it at 16 which is Elizabeth's age), and toilet "humor" is pretty common in anime and manga in general.

 

[Atramental]

 

[Let's Cyber]

Our continuing coverage of Babby Roberts Watch 2017 pushes forward!

This might be shocking to you, but some of us are actually not that concerned about building a cult of personality around our presence on a videogame forum (EDITOR'S NOTE:  )

You seem concerned enough about it to see one where it isn't even happening. This might be shocking to you, but some of us are actually not that concerned about building a cult of personality around our presence on a videogame forum

I didn't make you volunteer to chime in opposing this fictional scenario you're seeing, either.

So yeah, you seem way more concerned about it than I've ever been, kiddo.

Bonus: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=241887063&highlight=#post241887063

[Great Rumbler]

BOBBY ROBERTS

[stufte]

Hello fellow GAF-dislikers, what antics has the site given us today?

Hello?

[etiolate]

I expect a lot of gammurgooters hijinx on GAF soon.

[bluemax]

I expect a lot of gammurgooters hijinx on GAF soon.

Because of this: https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/879359214035939328 ?

[nudemacusers]

Who?

[benjipwns]

Carl is a man who literally profits from harassing me and other women: he makes over $5,000 a month on Patreon for creating YouTube videos that mock, insult and discredit myself and other women online

what am i doing with my life

[Great Rumbler]

Carl figured out this one weird trick to make $5k a month from home! Feminists hate him!

[bluemax]

Carl is a man who literally profits from harassing me and other women: he makes over $5,000 a month on Patreon for creating YouTube videos that mock, insult and discredit myself and other women online

what am i doing with my life

I mean you showed us that Political dude who makes like $1500 a month for his rants on Youtube so I don't see how this is surprising to you.

[nudemacusers]

Then again $5k a month isn't balla money 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Carl is a man who literally profits from harassing me and other women: he makes over $5,000 a month on Patreon for creating YouTube videos that mock, insult and discredit myself and other women online

what am i doing with my life

Imagine that. Making money by shitting on other people's work and causing controversy.

[Dennis]

Then you realize $5k a month is only a yearly salary of $60,000.

[Great Rumbler]

Then again $5k a month isn't balla money 

For, like, a few hours of work per week? Sounds good to me.

[benjipwns]

Carl figured out this one weird trick to make $5k a month from home! Feminists hate him!

what if none of those were phony after all

[nudemacusers]

Then again $5k a month isn't balla money 

For, like, a few hours of work per week? Sounds good to me.

But that's about how much time I spend actually doing work at the office 

[benjipwns]

Then you realize $5k a month is only a yearly salary of $60,000.

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do what drives you they said

follow your passions they said

have an active account that can post on NeoGAF.com they said

[benjipwns]

someday there will be a societal and economic collapse in africa somewhere and we'll be like "haha sure buddy, your uncle right "

[clothedmacuser]

Then you realize $5k a month is only a yearly salary of $60,000.

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lol, what a pathetic loser.






 

[benjipwns]

I mean you showed us that Political dude who makes like $1500 a month for his rants on Youtube so I don't see how this is surprising to you.

i was holding out on the idea that patreon has just become an elaborate cover for embarrassed parents to funnel cash to keep their adult children off the streets

[Momo]

Then again $5k a month isn't balla money 

For, like, a few hours of work per week? Sounds good to me.

The problem here is if this is your only trick the second people wise up you're basically unemployed with no real savings and a CV that has years of 'shouted on the internet' on it. Not even Mcdonalds will have you.

[benjipwns]

a CV that has years of 'shouted on the internet' on it.

"Production/On-Screen Talent of Digital Media Content Division"
"Director of Social Media Engagement"

[thisismyusername]

Then again $5k a month isn't balla money 

For, like, a few hours of work per week? Sounds good to me.

But is this what you want your "purpose" to be in life? Hating a woman making (misguided and really easy to nitpick her point) videos about video games? </Philsoraptor with E's avatar here>

[Raist]

Then again $5k a month isn't balla money 

For, like, a few hours of work per week? Sounds good to me.

"Work"

[benjipwns]

Then again $5k a month isn't balla money 

For, like, a few hours of work per week? Sounds good to me.

But is this what you want your "purpose" to be in life? Hating a woman making (misguided and really easy to nitpick her point) videos about video games? </Philsoraptor with E's avatar here>

I mean if I'm already going to do it for free I ...er...I mean I would never harass people online especially women and minorities or whoever.

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[clothedmacuser]

Benji, can you fuck my wife while I sit in the corner and watch?  You need to call me a "taco" and "little bitch."   I'm sorry about the charged language and I can adjust the pay if it makes you "unsafe" to shout at me while you raw dog the missus. 

Black men preferred.  Bobby Roberts shade or darker.  No fakes like LionPride.

[benjipwns]

[Oblivion]

Carl is a man who literally profits from harassing me and other women: he makes over $5,000 a month on Patreon for creating YouTube videos that mock, insult and discredit myself and other women online

what am i doing with my life

I mean you showed us that Political dude who makes like $1500 a month for his rants on Youtube so I don't see how this is surprising to you.

$1,500? There's nothing impressive about that.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=241941139

Total conspiracy theory, but I have almost zero doubt that this actually occurred, because Trump...

The sickness of partisanship.

Also current word ruined by GAF : monstrous

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1397751&page=2

You joke but even though I reviewed it and it absolutely isn't worth buying, I'm buying it on Xbox because it existing is hilarious and some people get super salty about t being on Xbox one.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1397647
Lend an Xbox 360 (which has some sentimental value) to some broke, shady teenagers who you gave money and other shit to and then be surprised when it disappears after they get evicted. 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

I don't care how old or what the value of it is, I don't lend out anything to anyone.  Had a co-worker from my previous job message me out of the blue and ask if he could borrow Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 on PS3 for a tournament he was running.  NOPE.  "But Dos, you don't even play it anymore!"  NOPE.  And thanks for not inviting me to your tournament and just ask to use my stuff. 

[VomKriege]

Dude should worry about his landlord not being kosher...

[nachobro]

been a while since the last "how do i wipe my ass" thread
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1397829

[Brehvolution]

been a while since the last "how do i wipe my ass" thread
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1397829

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=241955274&postcount=3
 

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=241955967
 

[Rufus]

been a while since the last "how do i wipe my ass" thread
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1397829

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=241955274&postcount=3
 

Can't get more hygienic than that, honestly.