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benjipwns

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3240 on: November 08, 2016, 10:10:25 AM »
Yeah, it was in color. I have the original issues. They may have punched up the colors some in reprints though, I seem to remember it more saturated.

They did the same thing to TDKR at some point I think.

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« Reply #3241 on: November 08, 2016, 11:24:31 AM »
*Christmas metal

There's a difference shitlord. :ufup

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3242 on: November 08, 2016, 11:45:34 AM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1310275

"The creative pressures and arguments that have coloured Final Fantasy XV's development are most evident in the second half, where it almost switches geenre, away from the open world desidn of the The Witcher 3, which was an influence on the current team, to a much more traditional linear series of cutscenes and dungeons. Late in the game, a network of cramped corridors, stockrooms and baffling barracks feels like a hangover from another game entirely. Here, Noctis, working alone, must duck into doorways in order to hide from the stalking, haunted guards. The stealth is delivered in a horror style, complete with jump scares, a disembodied, Joker-like voiceover, and Resident Evil-style key-card puzzles."

ff tards on gaf desperately spinning such a shit sounding game :lol

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3243 on: November 08, 2016, 11:46:55 AM »
FFXV > FFVII

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3244 on: November 08, 2016, 12:08:59 PM »
Stealth sections in non-stealth games  :dayum

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« Reply #3245 on: November 08, 2016, 12:10:32 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1310275

"The creative pressures and arguments that have coloured Final Fantasy XV's development are most evident in the second half, where it almost switches geenre, away from the open world desidn of the The Witcher 3, which was an influence on the current team, to a much more traditional linear series of cutscenes and dungeons. Late in the game, a network of cramped corridors, stockrooms and baffling barracks feels like a hangover from another game entirely. Here, Noctis, working alone, must duck into doorways in order to hide from the stalking, haunted guards. The stealth is delivered in a horror style, complete with jump scares, a disembodied, Joker-like voiceover, and Resident Evil-style key-card puzzles."

ff tards on gaf desperately spinning such a shit sounding game :lol
:holeup

I like how Witcher 3 just came out 18 months ago but is somehow a big influence on a game that's been in development for 10 years  :neogaf   I wonder how many broken, scrapped and unfinished levels, bosses and versions of FFXV exist in the ether

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« Reply #3246 on: November 08, 2016, 12:23:34 PM »


how can you read this and remain positive on the game :heh

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« Reply #3247 on: November 08, 2016, 12:42:26 PM »

please don't ever post about politics again. you can't spend a year derailing threads around ME ME ME ME ME ME ME attention grabbing political posts, fearmongering about how hillary is going to result in the destruction of the republic by grabbing your guns, talking about your MAGA hat, describing yourself as trump's single biggest supporter on the site, and then wimp out at the ballot box. it's annoying enough when you were being sincere and just hijacking every thread on politics by being contrarian, it's ten times more annoying knowing it was all an act. have some fucking principles
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3248 on: November 08, 2016, 12:42:57 PM »
Still gonna play

Still gonna complain

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« Reply #3249 on: November 08, 2016, 12:43:19 PM »
what what in the butt butt

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« Reply #3250 on: November 08, 2016, 12:47:53 PM »

please don't ever post about politics again. you can't spend a year derailing threads around ME ME ME ME ME ME ME attention grabbing political posts, fearmongering about how hillary is going to result in the destruction of the republic by grabbing your guns, talking about your MAGA hat, describing yourself as trump's single biggest supporter on the site, and then wimp out at the ballot box. it's annoying enough when you were being sincere and just hijacking every thread on politics by being contrarian, it's ten times more annoying knowing it was all an act. have some fucking principles

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=223578171#post223578171

:heh

benjipwns

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3251 on: November 08, 2016, 12:48:41 PM »
BAN HIM FOR VOTING HILLARY

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« Reply #3252 on: November 08, 2016, 12:58:04 PM »
August Burns Red is trash, but andy is a sheltered nintard who just came out of the closet so I give him a pass. :doge

That CotB is fire tho :'(

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3253 on: November 08, 2016, 01:35:03 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1310351

The self reflection in this thread will hilariously absent.

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« Reply #3254 on: November 08, 2016, 01:48:35 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1310275

"The creative pressures and arguments that have coloured Final Fantasy XV's development are most evident in the second half, where it almost switches geenre, away from the open world desidn of the The Witcher 3, which was an influence on the current team, to a much more traditional linear series of cutscenes and dungeons. Late in the game, a network of cramped corridors, stockrooms and baffling barracks feels like a hangover from another game entirely. Here, Noctis, working alone, must duck into doorways in order to hide from the stalking, haunted guards. The stealth is delivered in a horror style, complete with jump scares, a disembodied, Joker-like voiceover, and Resident Evil-style key-card puzzles."

ff tards on gaf desperately spinning such a shit sounding game :lol

Sounds like what I expected. I would say sadly if I didnt already made pace with it.

Buy in a sale probably a is more positive that I expected to be.

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« Reply #3255 on: November 08, 2016, 02:58:19 PM »

please don't ever post about politics again. you can't spend a year derailing threads around ME ME ME ME ME ME ME attention grabbing political posts, fearmongering about how hillary is going to result in the destruction of the republic by grabbing your guns, talking about your MAGA hat, describing yourself as trump's single biggest supporter on the site, and then wimp out at the ballot box. it's annoying enough when you were being sincere and just hijacking every thread on politics by being contrarian, it's ten times more annoying knowing it was all an act. have some fucking principles

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=223578171#post223578171

:heh

Eh, I can see why Stump is pissed, considering he's a mod.  The guy continuously derailed threads for a year.  It's like walking into a restaurant and dumping out the salt shakers onto the floor every day just so he can taunt the people who have to clean up after him.  And then he tries to diffuse it with some "lol just jokes ya'll" stupidity.  It also makes the mods look pretty bad for not, you know, moderating.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3256 on: November 08, 2016, 03:10:04 PM »
THEN BAN HIM OR MOD HIM, JESUS
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3257 on: November 08, 2016, 04:15:38 PM »
Are people wondering if XV is going to be a shit game or not? FF has been hot garbage like all of last gen except for the MMO(and arguably a mixed bag fora good while prior)? Stop fellating this shit over the goddamn brand name you stupid mother fuckers, everyone that made the series worthwhile left a long time ago, and no zipper boy Nomura doesn't count as one of the greats. Shit. :pacspit
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3258 on: November 08, 2016, 04:18:11 PM »
And suddenly not the worst thread on the board

Abandon ship
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3259 on: November 08, 2016, 04:43:34 PM »
Man, I am SO SHOCKED that a game that's been in development for possibly more than 10 years and lost it's director over a year ago is somehow a total mess with little cohesion!
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3260 on: November 08, 2016, 04:48:55 PM »
how do you go into stealth mode with all those buckles
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3261 on: November 08, 2016, 04:49:32 PM »
I expected better from a company with SEs immaculate track record

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« Reply #3262 on: November 08, 2016, 04:59:14 PM »
To be fair FF has been a total mess with no cohesion since FF8 onwards.

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« Reply #3263 on: November 08, 2016, 05:21:08 PM »
To be fair FF has been a total mess with no cohesion since FF8 onwards.
FF12 is where thing began to fall apart production wise, as much as I enjoyed that game.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3264 on: November 08, 2016, 05:27:55 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223631103

The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men, cruel.

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« Reply #3265 on: November 08, 2016, 05:44:10 PM »
To be fair FF has been a total mess with no cohesion since FF8 onwards.

I still hate FF8 but it looks genius when it went J-pop lite after that.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3266 on: November 08, 2016, 06:10:39 PM »
I'm genuinely interested in the FFXII remaster.  I never played the original on PS2

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« Reply #3267 on: November 08, 2016, 06:13:55 PM »
I'm genuinely interested in the FFXII remaster.  I never played the original on PS2
If you like the core systems (and don't mind Vaan too much), you'll play one half of a great game.

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« Reply #3268 on: November 08, 2016, 06:30:53 PM »
I'm genuinely interested in the FFXII remaster.  I never played the original on PS2

It's basically offline FFXI. I love it for that alone, but the Ivalice system and auto-combat just sealed it. The HD port will throw in the International Stuff like Level 99 or Level 1 runs and a "battle challenge/trial" mode that lets you battle the Super Bosses and Hunts without having to go through the game. Plus a fast-forward if you don't want to sit there and watch the auto-battle or "fast travel" across the zones.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3269 on: November 08, 2016, 06:31:06 PM »
I tried to engage outside of this thread, but I'm a racist colonizer so I came back here. FFIV is the best.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3270 on: November 08, 2016, 06:41:29 PM »
:gurl

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« Reply #3271 on: November 08, 2016, 06:42:44 PM »
:gurl

Fuck you, FFIV is the best and you know it.

*edit* shit I mean FFVI. I'm a dyslexic roman too, apparently.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3272 on: November 08, 2016, 06:43:31 PM »
GAF election thread already great. People freaking out over Kentucky being red and being tricked by someone posting that Trump is winning NY

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223649575&postcount=7087

Not cool :wag

Mac  :rofl
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223650087&postcount=7131

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3273 on: November 08, 2016, 06:44:21 PM »
The gaf election thread is amazing. So many chicken littles who can gaf but not Google.
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3274 on: November 08, 2016, 06:44:27 PM »
GAF election thread already great. People freaking out over Kentucky being red and being tricked by someone posting that Trump is winning NY

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223649575&postcount=7087

Not cool :wag

You have to be a dumb ass to believe New York going Trump.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223650087&postcount=7131

 :dead

But Gaf is the only trustworthy source of news

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3275 on: November 08, 2016, 06:47:27 PM »
Well when you've painted yourself into the proverbial corner declaring GAF the only safe space to not see gross others, of course you're going to rely on GAF to be the center of information.
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3276 on: November 08, 2016, 06:47:49 PM »
You have to be a dumb ass to believe New York going Trump.

All you have to do is go on Twitter and:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/11/trump-booed-as-he-enters-polling-place.html

Like, seriously, GAF. :comeon

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3277 on: November 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM »
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Seriously. Cut the fake joke post shit out. Many people here don't have the understanding to filter them, it's not cool.
:lol

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« Reply #3278 on: November 08, 2016, 07:02:18 PM »
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Seriously. Cut the fake joke post shit out. Many people here don't have the understanding to filter them, it's not cool.
:lol

Now that is woke as fuck

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3279 on: November 08, 2016, 07:02:39 PM »
I seriously have not played any other FF games then FF7 and FF8 and that MMO they got on PS4 ( which is dope just dont have the time ).

I do have FFXII on PS2, is that any good
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3280 on: November 08, 2016, 07:04:15 PM »

please don't ever post about politics again. you can't spend a year derailing threads around ME ME ME ME ME ME ME attention grabbing political posts, fearmongering about how hillary is going to result in the destruction of the republic by grabbing your guns, talking about your MAGA hat, describing yourself as trump's single biggest supporter on the site, and then wimp out at the ballot box. it's annoying enough when you were being sincere and just hijacking every thread on politics by being contrarian, it's ten times more annoying knowing it was all an act. have some fucking principles

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=223578171#post223578171

:heh

Eh, I can see why Stump is pissed, considering he's a mod.  The guy continuously derailed threads for a year.  It's like walking into a restaurant and dumping out the salt shakers onto the floor every day just so he can taunt the people who have to clean up after him.  And then he tries to diffuse it with some "lol just jokes ya'll" stupidity.  It also makes the mods look pretty bad for not, you know, moderating.

Yeah honestly that is one of those times I might say ban him. Or maybe not ban but call him out.

Contrarianism is fine to a point but Alucard seems like he is just blatantly trolling to just be disruptive and derailing.


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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3281 on: November 08, 2016, 07:06:43 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1310587

"I'm legit shook, I am liek 5 towns over. pray for me gaf."

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3282 on: November 08, 2016, 07:10:27 PM »



"Sorry mom. No I can't visit. No. Well, my plane flies over Kentucky. No, I know. But- No, I-. FINE."




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« Reply #3283 on: November 08, 2016, 07:10:51 PM »
how did it take four replies?
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Trump and his ilk need to be taken responsible for this kind of crap.

this one is better tho:
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Damn, why there? California isn't even in contention regarding which candidate it'll support.

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« Reply #3284 on: November 08, 2016, 07:12:28 PM »
Rudy Giuliani is on MSNBC getting riled up because someone brought up the white nationalist segment of Trump supporters

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3285 on: November 08, 2016, 07:13:24 PM »
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Azusa is 60+ percent Latino. Maybe some crazy Trump supporter?
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Also this is terrorism, clear cut. Political motives, near a voting station on election night. If media won't refer to this as a terrorist/terror attack, I'll get super pissed.
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I hate to speculate on motives so early but yes there is a ballot measure restricting ammunition sales on the cali ballot.
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Vote so this doesn't KEEP happening people.
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Oh fuck no, this is awful. Also likely to scare voters from going?
I can't believe this goddamn country. Rip

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Fucking hell, literally the next town over from me.
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Stay safe! Suspect is still on the loose and heavily armed.

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« Reply #3286 on: November 08, 2016, 07:15:12 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1310587

"I'm legit shook, I am liek 5 towns over. pray for me gaf."

"Stay safe!!!"

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3287 on: November 08, 2016, 07:19:45 PM »
A shooting in Azusa oh no how unusual ::)

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« Reply #3288 on: November 08, 2016, 07:20:57 PM »
A shooting in Azusa oh no how unusual ::)

yeah, a quick search would tell you this is kinda normal.

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« Reply #3289 on: November 08, 2016, 07:24:13 PM »
A shooting in Azusa oh no how unusual ::)

yeah, a quick search would tell you this is kinda normal.

Lots of Trump supporters lurking around that area I presume?   :win

benjipwns

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« Reply #3290 on: November 08, 2016, 07:26:22 PM »
A shooting in Azusa oh no how unusual ::)
yeah, a quick search would tell you this is kinda normal.

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I wasn't expecting a 24 hour period of world peace, but I was desperately hoping nobody would be hurt or killed today "in the name" of the election.
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I blame Trump for this and his calling for intimidating people at the polls.

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« Reply #3291 on: November 08, 2016, 07:29:03 PM »
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I mean, there's a perfectly fine OT thread fullllll of morons who dont know how to read election results.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223660019&postcount=8330

:smug

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The ot is a garbage fire omg

Why don't you... moderate then ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223660171&postcount=8335
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3292 on: November 08, 2016, 07:49:21 PM »
Florida is lost
Chicken tendies strike the floor
Waifu is comfort

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« Reply #3293 on: November 08, 2016, 07:50:38 PM »
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I mean, there's a perfectly fine OT thread fullllll of morons who dont know how to read election results.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223660019&postcount=8330

:smug

Y2Kev
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The ot is a garbage fire omg

Why don't you... moderate then ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223660171&postcount=8335

They dont moderate against trolls, only against users who they dislike

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3294 on: November 08, 2016, 08:16:51 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223671131&postcount=9479

 :brazilcry

This isn't the time for your trolling mac  :lol  The stakes are too high!

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3295 on: November 08, 2016, 08:19:50 PM »
so many fucking people have no idea how voting counting works or elections in general... FFS...

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« Reply #3296 on: November 08, 2016, 08:26:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223671131&postcount=9479

 :brazilcry

This isn't the time for your trolling mac  :lol  The stakes are too high!
Dudes too busy hyperventilating into their keyboards to actually read posts
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« Reply #3297 on: November 08, 2016, 08:28:27 PM »
bet more than half in that thread didn't vote at all and I am not talking about being overseas users.

benjipwns

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no 4KDennis allowed]
« Reply #3298 on: November 08, 2016, 08:29:00 PM »
so many fucking people have no idea how voting counting works or elections in general... FFS...
it's their first time, be gentle

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« Reply #3299 on: November 08, 2016, 08:31:55 PM »
Man, CNN's coverage is hilariously bad with that pulse-pounding music and KEY RACE ALERT