VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[helios]

So last night I finally watched Suicide Squad and I actually enjoyed it . Maybe I had too much eggnog in me. I would not rewatch it, but it wasn't my worst movie of 2016!

 

[Phoenix Dark]

I always knew Serena would marry a cac.

I wouldn't mind marrying a black girl.

The thing is, I always get the feeling that a black woman wouldn't be comfortable with a non-black man. This is definitely cultural tho. I get the idea that in America at least a black women dating or marrying a white man is frowned upon. Black women gotta stick with their race. Black men can do whatever they want.

I never got a feel for this how it works in Europe. I think for minorities there's less pressure to stick with your own race here.

There's also the fact many black women simply do not find white men attractive. But I guess it's only because societal pressure and women can't have their own preferences.

Purple dicks

[daemon]

is your avvy from overwatch butt

Yeah, it's Widowmaker showing how I wanna die.

what's this from exactly? I don't play overwatch (yet )

don't let the smoothly animated beautiful cartoon graphics deceive you

it's a badly designed shit game

"It's a game about teamplay"

-no radar for teammates, badly designed arrows to point their positions
-no proper voice message system like CS
-consistently no voicecom in competitive.

yeah, a game about teamplay. yep. good choices.

Also, have a quintuple buff on symmetra because "she was only useful in certain situations because of her ultimate"

How to fix it according to blizzard:

add another ultimate toggle. Okay, problem solved.
...aaaand
faster deploy of sentries. what?
faster recharge of sentries. WHAT?
bigger range for lock-on primary fire. You do remember it's an autoaim gun right blizz?
moving 1000hp shield that advances by itself.

[PigSpeakers]

Have we discussed the user on GAF that uses Dennis' picture as his avatar? Is this extremely weird or am I missing something here?

Afaik, he's doing it as a tribute because Dennis is banned. How wrong am I?

Ping, Dennis where u at

Edit:
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=216647910
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=216648738

I'm the Dennis now.

[Great Rumbler]

There's really no need to play the game, just go on your favorite porn aggregator and search for Overwatch.

[zomgee]

For today's lesson in "Never post anything you like on GAF:"

Keurig machines are awesome

GAF Reaction:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Every. Fucking. Time.

No. Terrible for the environment
Besides, they make weak ass coffee.
I've never had a good cup of coffee from a Keurig.
Bad for the environment, more expensive, makes shit coffee.
And it tastes so bad.
Keurigs are awesome if you like shitty coffee and throwing your money away.
Keurig is a garbage-tier coffee machine brand.
You must use crappy beans then or have not tastebuds
You know they cause cancer right?
my french press doesn't have DRM
You get much tastier coffee with the French press or pourover method.

[Great Rumbler]

I got a reusable cup for my Keurig, then just used whatever grounds I wanted to.

[VomKriege]

Coffee making is apparently as crazy a market as hifi / audiophiles. There's always some purist who'll look down on you unless you grow your own or some shit.

[archie4208]

There's really no need to play the game, just go on your favorite porn aggregator and search for Overwatch.

I wonder if Valve employees ever imagined Source Filmmaker's primary use would be to make porn. 

[Tasty]

I got a reusable cup for my Keurig, then just used whatever grounds I wanted to.

Yeah I was gonna say, this is the way to go.

Haven't done it yet cause I'm a lazy manchild though.

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I couldn't get into Overwatch. I simply found it not fun. It was really chaotic and I could never get a handle on anything. Shit just seem to happen. All the characters felt like shit to play and I just ended up playing Mercy because I guess whatever just heal things since everyone else seems really shitty and weak. I couldn't believe a modern game had so much spawn camping to the point that it endorsed it. And the maps themselves just felt like shitty MOBA maps. Playing Overwatch was just miserable.

[Rufus]

There's really no need to play the game, just go on your favorite porn aggregator and search for Overwatch.

I wonder if Valve employees ever imagined Source Filmmaker's primary use would be to make porn. 

Why do you think they're so focused on VR right now

[etiolate]

I have learned to stay away from Blizzard pvp games.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

But seriously Kuerigs are for poor people and it disgusts me.

[Rahxephon91]

He's right though. I'm really happy I can make money off Ntards and hell now it's not even a nostalgia thing. I can get decent money selling Wii U stuff no one wanted the first time.

[Dennis]

Have we discussed the user on GAF that uses Dennis' picture as his avatar? Is this extremely weird or am I missing something here?

Afaik, he's doing it as a tribute because Dennis is banned. How wrong am I?

Ping, Dennis where u at

Edit:
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=216647910
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=216648738

I'm the Dennis now.

I don't know what is going on.

[FStop7]

Coffee making is apparently as crazy a market as hifi / audiophiles. There's always some purist who'll look down on you unless you grow your own or some shit.

Search Youtube for "espresso pulls"

I'm note even certain if they drink the coffee, they just try to pull the "perfect" espresso shot.   Men have to make _everything_ into a competition.  I'm starting to come to terms with it.  It's just a part of who we are.

[railGUN]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329395

Expect big things from this thread.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329395

Expect big things from this thread.

Why the hell was he showing off a loaded(?) gun?

[Tasty]

I just want a cheap IoT coffee maker so I can yell at my Google Home to make me coffee.

[zepblackstar]

There's really no need to play the game, just go on your favorite porn aggregator and search for Overwatch.

I wonder if Valve employees ever imagined Source Filmmaker's primary use would be to make porn. 

you think Valve VR push is by accident?

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329395

Expect big things from this thread.

Empathy: Liberals' Revenge!

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329395

Expect big things from this thread.

can't wait for modbot to lock it due to a 'bunch of people being horrible' but not actually banning anyone for saying repugnant shit 

[clothedmacuser]

So we should just coddle racists?  I guess I'm sub-human to you.

[Tasty]

I don't understand how the Keurig makes bad coffee. If it's making shitty tasting coffee, it's because you're buying shitty tasting coffee.

Yeah I buy the Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla pods, it's lovely.

[WanderingWind]

I have a burr grinder at home, but the Keurig in my office saves my life daily. Fuck messing with grounds and filters and pots of water. Slap a pod in there, hit start and drink coffee next week

[nudemacusers]

I don't understand how the Keurig makes bad coffee. If it's making shitty tasting coffee, it's because you're buying shitty tasting coffee.

Dunkin Donuts

[WanderingWind]

I don't think I've had a donut in like, a decade.

God I'm so sheltered.

Wow. I just had a donut the other day. Stay safe everybody.

[Tasty]

I don't understand how the Keurig makes bad coffee. If it's making shitty tasting coffee, it's because you're buying shitty tasting coffee.

Dunkin Donuts

I'm literally Casey Affleck.

[Mr. Nobody]

For today's lesson in "Never post anything you like on GAF:"

Keurig machines are awesome

GAF Reaction:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Every. Fucking. Time.

No. Terrible for the environment
Besides, they make weak ass coffee.
I've never had a good cup of coffee from a Keurig.
Bad for the environment, more expensive, makes shit coffee.
And it tastes so bad.
Keurigs are awesome if you like shitty coffee and throwing your money away.
Keurig is a garbage-tier coffee machine brand.
You must use crappy beans then or have not tastebuds
You know they cause cancer right?
my french press doesn't have DRM
You get much tastier coffee with the French press or pourover method.

Doesn't a Keurig just run boiling hot water over ground up coffee beans like practically everything else?

[nudemacusers]

I don't understand how the Keurig makes bad coffee. If it's making shitty tasting coffee, it's because you're buying shitty tasting coffee.

Dunkin Donuts

I'm literally Casey Affleck.

that is mass as fuck 

[Tasty]

GO BACK TO STAHBUCKS

[nudemacusers]

It's the carhartt, bruins cap, and button down that killed me... even chicks do that combo here

[zomgee]

For today's lesson in "Never post anything you like on GAF:"

Keurig machines are awesome

GAF Reaction:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Every. Fucking. Time.

No. Terrible for the environment
Besides, they make weak ass coffee.
I've never had a good cup of coffee from a Keurig.
Bad for the environment, more expensive, makes shit coffee.
And it tastes so bad.
Keurigs are awesome if you like shitty coffee and throwing your money away.
Keurig is a garbage-tier coffee machine brand.
You must use crappy beans then or have not tastebuds
You know they cause cancer right?
my french press doesn't have DRM
You get much tastier coffee with the French press or pourover method.

Doesn't a Keurig just run boiling hot water over ground up coffee beans like practically everything else?

Yeah

With just a pinch of cancer.

[Atramental]

Mmm. Cancer. 

[zepblackstar]

Hotep mad as hell

http://theurbantwist.com/2016/12/30/lost-another-one-serena-hottentot-williams-engaged-hes-white/

[Phoenix Dark]

If I wasn't banned I'd make a thread on Ronda Rousey, Ghostbusters, and how female mediocrity drives so much of the pop culture diversity issue. 

[VomKriege]

I fancy myself fairly liberal but THE BILDEBERG ARE STEALING OUR BLACK BODILY FLUIDS WITH INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE

[Momo]

I just want a cheap IoT coffee maker so I can yell at my Google Home to make me coffee.

keep feeding those botnets breh!

[Dennis]

The Bore talking about a mass market coffee machine.

 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329540



Will GAF finally learn why the Democrats lost? Stay tuned, true believers!

[nudemacusers]

The Bore talking about a mass market coffee machine.

 

Men of sophistication drink earl grey in the morning

[Dennis]

The Bore talking about a mass market coffee machine.

 

Men of sophistication drink earl grey in the morning

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Looks good, gotta admit.

[zepblackstar]

The Bore talking about a mass market coffee machine.

 

Men of sophistication drink earl grey in the morning

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This is something grandma would put out with that dry ass saltine crackers

[nudemacusers]

earl grey

don't fret, next up is green jasmine   

[nudemacusers]

what kind of wretch green jasmine did you get 

[Joe Molotov]

The Bore talking about a mass market coffee machine.

 

Men of sophistication drink earl grey in the morning

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I know, right? 

[nudemacusers]

[nudemacusers]

i like my western colonial appropriation version of teas. i need to channel the oppression of less powerful cultures to start my day

and fwiw the first few times i tried green jasmine I didn't care for it at all; too grassy. now i dig it in the afternoon.

[zomgee]

I have ruined the forum

more

[Great Rumbler]

(Image removed from quote.)

Picard got his Earl Grey from a computer, breh.

[nudemacusers]

but was it simulated keurig or simulated british loose leaf 

[helios]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm mildly annoyed that the emote is gone :|

[close]

[Cerveza mas fina]

not surprised dufus also has shit taste in tea

earl grey

btw jasmine tea is mega smooth you weirdo

[nudemacusers]

did you brew the green tea super long? it's pretty mild altogether (which is why i am annoyed my wife likes these $20 tins  )but ymmv

[Coax]

I'm fond of Darjeeling. Distinctive and pleasant enough but not too scenty like Earl Grey.

[zepblackstar]

commoners with your overpriced tea companies




 

[FStop7]

what happened to final fantasy and PAWG talk

[Himu]

Love green tea the most but will drink any tea. Drink tea from bags and also leaves don't give a fuck. Not big on coffee and would rather have a cup of black tea to wake me up than that.

[nudemacusers]

what happened to final fantasy and PAWG talk

it's tea time!