VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[StealthFan]

Flashbacks to the 8.7 Twilight Princess review.

[thisismyusername]

You mean 8.8-gate.

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=231005694

Shit on your own family in defense of Lord Sony 

[zepblackstar]

http://imgur.com/a/mWYq8#YgguFLe

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347629

yoshi avatar + opiate style robot grasp of relatively straightforward concepts

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347629

yoshi avatar + opiate style robot grasp of relatively straightforward concepts

How or why Gaf are even entertaining that thread is sad.

[Raist]

Holy fuck that new PDP video. That's one hell of a backfire

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347629

yoshi avatar + opiate style robot grasp of relatively straightforward concepts

Who was phone?

[nudemacusers]

I am not ignoring any comment in this thread and it is my earnest desire to understand this concept. If you feel differently, I don't think I can help it much, but if you have any questions in turn to valuate my intentions feel free to ask.

Opiate alt confirmed

[headwalk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347674

mortifying embarrassments to normies, heroes to GAF.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230993081&postcount=439

 

The fuckery in the review thread is going to be Amazing.

Was the guy banned for posting that pic?

nofunallowed.jpg

there's ur fun happy now

[Great Rumbler]

mods help

[Jansen]

oh come on it's totes innocent cuz they are just super soakers filled with milk.

[StealthFan]

This is why God has left us.

[nudemacusers]

[thisismyusername]

(Image removed from quote.)

Why are you posting videos of your childhood?

[nudemacusers]

Excuse u, but I'm not a spitter

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347674

mortifying embarrassments to normies, heroes to GAF.

The guy looks like a leprechaun and is named Poncho Martinez. Can't make that shit up.

[Coax]

(Image removed from quote.)

The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't

NeoGAF. Where you can freely post pregnant animu cross-over fetishes and salacious DoA Xtreme screenshots but post an unsightly couch and you're done for.

[bork]

He is right about it being terribly drawn.

I love that he took the time to analyze everything about it! 

Please delete that sexist and terribly drawn fanart. Sexual suggestion, nudity only of women, exaggerated curves, the only male in a central and domination position, one nude woman in a bottle in his hands... That's the worst, I hope a mod can deal with this, gaf isn't hentai reddit, but when you only have men posting...

"Hentai reddit"

[Raist]

If the tweet in the post I quoted is correct, it really wouldn't be that tough of a solution. The tweet implies that the bundled JoyCon have issues, but the ones sold separately do not.

If that's the case, it's as simple as "register your Switch SN on a Nintendo site and receive a free set of JoyCon" and they just send out new sets. It would take time to produce enough, but it would get sorted.

Will it be a gigantic hassle and money loser for Nintendo? Yeah. Will it be incredibly difficult for the end-consumer to overcome? No, not really.

"Guys guys, just dump 300 buckaroos on that thing, go online (lelz) to claim your free controllers replacement, wait X weeks to get them. It'll be fine. Poor Nintendo tho "

[nudemacusers]

dude has glasses, a faux hawk lite and a nerd beard. nobody is getting punched.

[Syph]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347674

mortifying embarrassments to normies, heroes to GAF.

lol
neogaf OT stays cringe

[WanderingWind]

Whatever gets people working out, I guess. 

[Kara]

dude has glasses, a faux hawk lite and a nerd beard. nobody is getting punched.

The guy who punched Richard "I run a Nazi think tank (chamber? shower?) out of my mommy's house" Spencer was Carl Diggler's body double.

[nudemacusers]

carl has a man's moustache.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347674

mortifying embarrassments to normies, heroes to GAF.

lol
neogaf OT stays cringe

How do they keep on lowering the bar? This is horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

[Let's Cyber]

Deadlifts are great but if you plan on punching or choking someone out, you should actually take up a practice that teaches those things.  Dude acts like bicep curls are going to turn him into Demian Maia or some shit.

[Coax]

Whatever gets people working out, I guess. 

Becoming fit via virtue signaling. You know, this could become something big.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Edit: well I'm a dummy for only seeing the title. Seems more like standing up for oneself to assholes. When I was a kid took some boxing lessons.

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230993081&postcount=439

 

The fuckery in the review thread is going to be Amazing.

A 10 from Edge? I didn't know a British developer worked on the new Zelda...

[curly]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231023794&postcount=17761

How dumb is this fucker

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why am I reading poligaf

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[D3RANG3D]

But milk is white supremacy.

[benjipwns]

"50 State Strategy" is such a weird cure-all obsession in PoliGAF.

It didn't work for Nixon in the original version and even Obama abandoned it in 2008. Howard Dean's version of it was just branding.

Plus even the term is strange, an actual "fifty state strategy" would account for lost causes along with locks and ignore them so as to shift resources where needed. What are they going to do try and get the GOP to negative seats in the Hawai'i Senate or something?

[benjipwns]

I'm so sick of hearing about Bernie Sanders. Like, I don't even hate the guy or blame him for anything. He had ideals and stuck to them and resonated with a lot of people and a bird or something happened (but forbid if memes happen to any other candidate).

I most am sick of hearing about him because of his ravenous followers, and yeah, most are good and just want progressive stuff to happen, but I'm sick of it because of the ones that didn't get their way and became okay with a lot of people suffering, or worse, switched to Trump, something I saw with my own eyes so maybe that's why I'm more salty over it.

It's called privilege.

[benjipwns]

I'll be blunt - what if the only way to win those mythical working class voters is to throw non-white people under the bus? Will it be OK to care about the needs of minorities and women over the WWC then?

There are no common goals with people who want socialism, but only for white people. Because that's what they want. No matter how much you talk about "universal" policies, 90% of Trump voters will still say no because brown people get a piece as well.

This is how I feel too, in almost exact measure.

Knowing and previously being close to people like my mother and father, I have no hope in converting them into decent non-racist human beings. This is the kind of thing that's rooted in upbringing. It comes from lifelong mental construction. If it is ever going to change, change will come from within. No amount of conversation geared towards changing their minds or helping them see peace is ever going to make a difference.

So if people like my parents, and many Trump fans, are a lost cause... where does that leave us?

I think back to before the election when I didn't know which ones of my friends or coworkers were racists. I didn't know which ones were misogynists. I didn't know which ones valued the safety of their guns over the safety of their fellow American. These things were below the surface and we were able to get along. We were able to coexist. I would never be close to them, or deepen my relationship with them, but we could at least function together on a basic social level.

Some days I think that that's the best we can hope for. Because you can't make a fifty year old man not a racist. But you can raise a new generation of Americans not to be. Sometimes I think if we can at least get to a point where our politics is rallied around common ground, then we can promote a culture that is a standard for progressive and liberal ideals. If we can normalize equality and liberal ideology in our culture, it will manifest in the burgeoning generation of politics.

That's why I think stuff like Star Wars having black or female leads is important too. That's the culture we want to promote and standardize, even if we have to talk about politics in regards to the issues instead of the voters.

I'm sort of rambling, but I need somewhere to talk about these ideas so that I can property digest them. I spend a lot of time in the real world not talking to anybody about this at all because the climate is so incredibly volatile. Talking about it here, even with apprehension, is important for me to find truth.

The Star Wars really makes me think, like, what happened to Obi Wan between the movies that he aged like 50 years suddenly?

[Kara]

mythical working class voters

[VomKriege]

GAF P.I. on the case

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=231034245

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=231034298

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=231034298

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347757

 

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1347757

 

How are there zero customer reviews for her book on Amazon.

"Bobrob12345 - 5/5

I followed all these instructions in the book and it worked OK! They can't figure out my race! Definitely recommend fam, this book is lit"

[thisismyusername]

I'll be blunt - what if the only way to win those mythical working class voters is to throw non-white people under the bus? Will it be OK to care about the needs of minorities and women over the WWC then?

There are no common goals with people who want socialism, but only for white people. Because that's what they want. No matter how much you talk about "universal" policies, 90% of Trump voters will still say no because brown people get a piece as well.

This is how I feel too, in almost exact measure.

Knowing and previously being close to people like my mother and father, I have no hope in converting them into decent non-racist human beings. This is the kind of thing that's rooted in upbringing. It comes from lifelong mental construction. If it is ever going to change, change will come from within. No amount of conversation geared towards changing their minds or helping them see peace is ever going to make a difference.

So if people like my parents, and many Trump fans, are a lost cause... where does that leave us?

I think back to before the election when I didn't know which ones of my friends or coworkers were racists. I didn't know which ones were misogynists. I didn't know which ones valued the safety of their guns over the safety of their fellow American. These things were below the surface and we were able to get along. We were able to coexist. I would never be close to them, or deepen my relationship with them, but we could at least function together on a basic social level.

Some days I think that that's the best we can hope for. Because you can't make a fifty year old man not a racist. But you can raise a new generation of Americans not to be. Sometimes I think if we can at least get to a point where our politics is rallied around common ground, then we can promote a culture that is a standard for progressive and liberal ideals. If we can normalize equality and liberal ideology in our culture, it will manifest in the burgeoning generation of politics.

That's why I think stuff like Star Wars having black or female leads is important too. That's the culture we want to promote and standardize, even if we have to talk about politics in regards to the issues instead of the voters.

I'm sort of rambling, but I need somewhere to talk about these ideas so that I can property digest them. I spend a lot of time in the real world not talking to anybody about this at all because the climate is so incredibly volatile. Talking about it here, even with apprehension, is important for me to find truth.

The Star Wars really makes me think, like, what happened to Obi Wan between the movies that he aged like 50 years suddenly?

INFINITE...POWER!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So how does Dolezal get shit on while Shaun King gets away with it scot free?  I'm not boned up on butthurt culture to tell the difference.

[headwalk]

or bobby roberts.

[thisismyusername]

So how does Dolezal get shit on while Shaun King gets away with it scot free?  I'm not boned up on butthurt culture to tell the difference.

Sexism.

or bobby roberts.

Organism.

[Joe Molotov]

So how does Dolezal get shit on while Shaun King gets away with it scot free?  I'm not boned up on butthurt culture to tell the difference.

cismale privilege

[Raist]

So how does Dolezal get shit on while Shaun King gets away with it scot free?  I'm not boned up on butthurt culture to tell the difference.

Dolezal is a confused person just trying to do some good works. King is a lying piece of shit. He needs to be defended.

[Rufus]

Dolezal is/was actively trying to use her supposed ancestry for credibility. I don't know much about  King or what he's done, aside from a handful of tweets about police violence. If he's not going "as a black man", then that's what would make him different. Not that he would have to say it out loud for it to be manipulative, but then again, if someone is willing to accept him as a black man, then...

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=231056442

OP posts long form criticism of a podcast.  Podcast host takes note and responds on Twitter.  Getalong Gang calls it creepy.   

[Vertigo]

So how does Dolezal get shit on while Shaun King gets away with it scot free?  I'm not boned up on butthurt culture to tell the difference.

Dolezal is mentally ill. Looking at pics of King when he was younger I sorta believe him. My dad is as light as him and is a born and bred Jamaican. And I have cousins who are bi racial but could easily 'pass' as white.

[Kara]

A thread about the election for a DNC chair has over 1900 posts right now. I'd bet good money that a majority of the posters in there couldn't have told you who the DNC chair was prior to 2016.

I also see benji is doing that distinguished mentally-challenged thing again where he just quotes reasonable political posts without commentary.

He also said that abandoning the 50 state strategy (however you choose to define it) wasn't a big deal when the Democratic Party has sunk at the state level over that period.

Unrelated: TFW when your dank Maoism memes get likes.

[Rufus]

New PewDiePie video is amazing:

[Momo]

New PewDiePie video is amazing:

This guy is kinda stupid though, brah it's okay if you do it in the manner you did, but you're not making a joke if you're the WSJ, you're committing libel. WSJ isnt a fucking stand up comedian. Like many others, he's just (poorly) attempting to remove the context of the situation. Have zero issues with him calling out the hordes for labeling people 'sellouts', that shit is dumb, youtubers arent in some legally binding defense treaty or something .

[seagrams hotsauce]

at this rate this thread is on track to go full voat by next year 

[Momo]

A couple of you guys are seriously disappointing me by throwing out vague accusations of becoming voat, alt-right or whatever lately. You're obviously not interested in calling people out directly so you add these lazy, passive aggressive  comments garbaging up this already garbage thread to get people to stop talking about shit you dont like reeeeeee or whatever. Call people out for their specific ideas/posts or fuck off. This full on neogaf posting is cancer.

[Faction]

As someone who voat was kinda obsessed with for awhile, this thread is no where near voat levels. Start discussing if I'm fuck able or not and you'll be close, but not quite

[Momo]

As someone who voat was kinda obsessed with for awhile, this thread is no where near voat levels. Start discussing if I'm fuck able or not and you'll be close, but not quite

Having never been to voat, what's it like on a scale of opa ages - neofeg - misc - /b/? (I have only been to opa ages a couple of times linked from here so I have no idea what it's like, but I assume it cant be worse than misc or /b/) Also, what was it that fascinated you about that place?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ban anyone with a registered date after 2010 from posting in this thread and this thread will remarkably improve.

Edit: People who bitch about this thread are often as bad if not worse than the people they are bitching about.  Post content or shut the fuck up.

[Atramental]

As someone who voat was kinda obsessed with for awhile, this thread is no where near voat levels. Start discussing if I'm fuck able or not and you'll be close, but not quite

Did neofeg/voat discuss whether or not I was fuckable? I think on their forum they have a topless photo of me on their banner. 

Having never been to voat, what's it like on a scale of opa ages - neofeg - misc - /b/? (I have only been to opa ages a couple of times linked from here so I have no idea what it's like, but I assume it cant be worse than misc or /b/) Also, what was it that fascinated you about that place?

It's basically /pol/ on 4chan but with NeoGAF flavoring.

[Rufus]

Ban anyone with a registered date after 2010 from posting in this thread and this thread will remarkably improve.

That might actually wipe out most activity.

[Faction]

As someone who voat was kinda obsessed with for awhile, this thread is no where near voat levels. Start discussing if I'm fuck able or not and you'll be close, but not quite

Having never been to voat, what's it like on a scale of opa ages - neofeg - misc - /b/? (I have only been to opa ages a couple of times linked from here so I have no idea what it's like, but I assume it cant be worse than misc or /b/) Also, what was it that fascinated you about that place?

Voat is the new neofeg on steroids, so take that as you will. Less funny now, more 'who can out edge each other'

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ban anyone with a registered date after 2010 from posting in this thread and this thread will remarkably improve.

That might actually wipe out most activity.

Exactly.  Most people with a pre-2010 regdate have already long since moved on from GAF.  These threads can finally be laid to rest.