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Re: Other Forum Megathread and Shitposting Emporium
« Reply #13980 on: April 06, 2017, 08:09:23 PM »
A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

2009-Boogie would be futilely tilting at the windmills in that thread, but nothing I could write would sum things up better than that.  Bravo, sir.
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Re: Other Forum Megathread and Shitposting Emporium
« Reply #13981 on: April 06, 2017, 08:17:52 PM »
'Other forum"? What is this.

Othering in 2017  :gurl

Sorry, I meant Forumx.
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« Reply #13982 on: April 06, 2017, 08:59:14 PM »
Now all of the sudden GAF regulars decide they want to start lopping off parts of the state because of its violence. ::)

And they're starting with local police forces? :paul

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« Reply #13983 on: April 06, 2017, 09:02:52 PM »
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"Rapid response justice teams"? Sounds like vigilantes to me. How are these people going to react when someone gets raped or murdered?

You need police, since we got people there who are hurting others and there needs a power that finds them and gets them away from society and hands them over to an institution that either locks them op or makes sure they won't do it again.
So...like Yum! Brands? or what i don't understand

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« Reply #13984 on: April 06, 2017, 09:07:42 PM »
New thread title means I can link to the coli without feeling guilty.

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« Reply #13985 on: April 06, 2017, 09:08:52 PM »
never feel guilty about coli links

benjipwns

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« Reply #13986 on: April 06, 2017, 09:56:26 PM »
oh god almost immediately after the news of the Syria airstrike:
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So hopefully it never goes this far, but if a war erupts and someone were to attempt to attack America, where would they hit first? Or would they even target the US and just focus on the bases outside the US?
i was literally on earth earlier today, stay safe

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« Reply #13987 on: April 06, 2017, 09:58:10 PM »
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Hillary also wouldn't be at a fucking resort and would be pouring over reports
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« Reply #13988 on: April 06, 2017, 10:11:48 PM »
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GET HIM OUT OF THAT WHITE HOUSE OH GOD!!! I couldn't be more scared right now.

on the other hand:
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We won't really know the ramifications for this until the dust settles a bit.

If there are few casualties, little to no reaction from Russia, and it results in Assad being ousted, then it could end up looking favorable for him. He'll be praised for thinking quickly and taking decisive action - and Trump will bring it up constantly.

On the other hand, if any number of things end up being fucked and it turns out this hasty decision was made in poor judgement, then yea....

Considering his standing, he may have made a safe decision, but I don't think we'll really know for a few days.

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« Reply #13989 on: April 06, 2017, 10:20:44 PM »
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Hillary also wouldn't be at a fucking resort and would be pouring over reports
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benji wow you're really dumb. don't you understand there's a difference between making the wrong decision on vacation and making the wrong decision at work.
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« Reply #13990 on: April 06, 2017, 10:21:07 PM »
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Stay safe Military GAF


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« Reply #13992 on: April 06, 2017, 10:29:52 PM »
Lime has been banned?  :doge

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« Reply #13993 on: April 06, 2017, 10:39:24 PM »
Am I fucked up for thinking that out of all of the things Trump's done this is the least offensive?  It was probably the most appropriate response.

The shame is that it comes so soon after that idiotic air strike in Mosul that killed hundreds.

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« Reply #13994 on: April 06, 2017, 10:42:23 PM »
It seems a little fast and the rhetoric at the UN was a little much, but yeah I can't shake the idea that even Hildawg would have done something.
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« Reply #13995 on: April 06, 2017, 11:03:20 PM »
TPM had a pretty good take on this, which is basically that Trump went from "I don't really care about Syria, we shouldn't be involved anyway" to lobbing missiles at Syrian targets over the course of a couple of days because he saw on TV that Assad did a bad thing. Maybe he stumbled onto the "right" option this time, but it would be for all the wrong reasons. So, if you're looking for positive news from this situation, I'd advice you not to.
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« Reply #13996 on: April 06, 2017, 11:10:42 PM »
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This might actually start another world war. This is incredibly serious, this egomaniac is not only responsible for the deaths caused as a result of these strikes but also the immense repercussions of them. I don't think the US is ready for another war.


For all of you in Syria stay strong and stay safe. For all you Americans, demand that your leader gets Congrwssional approval before starting a war! This buffoon can't just order strikes whenever he feels like it, and that should be made crystal clear!
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Starting to understand how someone felt in the summer of 1914, or when the reichstag burned.

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I'm getting kinda frightened seeing something like this in real-time.

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« Reply #13997 on: April 06, 2017, 11:14:01 PM »
wow and I was just playing fallout
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« Reply #13998 on: April 06, 2017, 11:21:56 PM »
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« Reply #13999 on: April 06, 2017, 11:23:56 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233513101&postcount=1377

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Shouldn't have come into this thread after completely finishing Nier: Automata.

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benjipwns

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« Reply #14000 on: April 06, 2017, 11:25:39 PM »
talk about burying the lede: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358639
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What is sex to you?

How soon before you have it with someone? Is it significant to you? Do you think it's wrong to sleep with someone you like but don't know if you're going to in a relationship? Most of this could probably be answered with "depends on the situation."

For me, I don't think much of it. I've had it with friends and have no intention of being in a relationship. One girl liked me and I made it clear that I don't want a relationship but still had sex with her. That relationship is kind of fucked up right now though. I've had sex with a neighbor who I'm still good with.

Right now I like this girl that I've known and is related to one is my relatives. I want to pursue a physical relationship with her but I'm feeling like this might not be good. I could see myself in a relationship with her but I've never been in one and not sure I want to.

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« Reply #14001 on: April 06, 2017, 11:29:42 PM »
The benji has awoken
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« Reply #14002 on: April 06, 2017, 11:30:36 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1357705

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« Reply #14003 on: April 06, 2017, 11:37:18 PM »
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I'm getting kinda frightened seeing something like this in real-time.
He should be. His 18 y/o ass will be one of the frontlines of the Great Syrian/North Korean Super Mega Nuclear World War in a few weeks.

And I just visited Planet Earth the other day. Stay safe.

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« Reply #14004 on: April 06, 2017, 11:46:33 PM »
Gaffers are so fucking dumb.

Obama in 2016:
http://blogs.cfr.org/zenko/2017/01/05/bombs-dropped-in-2016/



Fuck Trump and warmongers in general, but he's not doing anything Hilldawg (yassqueen) wouldn't have done.

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« Reply #14005 on: April 06, 2017, 11:49:43 PM »
Most, if not all, of those strikes in Syria were on ISIS targets, though, I would imagine.
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« Reply #14006 on: April 06, 2017, 11:50:09 PM »
I'm pretending the Pakistan number is actually a guy who bent over too far in a helicopter and his sidearms fell out and he tried to grab them and dropped his rifle but they couldn't go back and get them. :aah

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« Reply #14007 on: April 06, 2017, 11:55:08 PM »
Most, if not all, of those strikes in Syria were on ISIS targets, though, I would imagine.

True, but it's still the US bombing the shit out of a sovereign state, and sometimes missing or misjudging their intended target and killing civilians.

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« Reply #14008 on: April 07, 2017, 12:00:45 AM »
Not trying to argue whether Obama was right and Trump is wrong or whatever, but this is clearly a shift from where things were before. Obama could at least credibly argue that the bombings were against a rogue terrorist "state" and not intended to be an attack against Assad or Russia. Trump directly attacked a military base of the Assad regime, there's almost certainly going to be some kind of fallout from that. Right now there's just no way to know exactly what that's going to be.
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« Reply #14009 on: April 07, 2017, 12:05:50 AM »
Not trying to argue whether Obama was right and Trump is wrong or whatever, but this is clearly a shift from where things were before. Obama could at least credibly argue that the bombings were against a rogue terrorist "state" and not intended to be an attack against Assad or Russia. Trump directly attacked a military base of the Assad regime, there's almost certainly going to be some kind of fallout from that. Right now there's just no way to know exactly what that's going to be.

fair enough. I guess I'm just not shocked by this move is all.

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« Reply #14010 on: April 07, 2017, 12:14:55 AM »
I'm not necessarily surprised either since this is perfectly in line with Bannon's dream of escalating things in the Middle East and Trump probably views this all as a win/win for him [punish a bad guy + shift the news cycle away from White House messes]. But I don't really see Obama or even Hillary going to airstrikes as essentially the first response, maybe trying to put some kind of pressure on Assad through the UN or Russia first.

But if we all end up dead before the end of the year because of WW3, I guess it doesn't really matter.
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« Reply #14011 on: April 07, 2017, 12:21:10 AM »
I'm not necessarily surprised either since this is perfectly in line with Bannon's dream of escalating things in the Middle East and Trump probably views this all as a win/win for him [punish a bad guy + shift the news cycle away from White House messes]. But I don't really see Obama or even Hillary going to airstrikes as essentially the first response, maybe trying to put some kind of pressure on Assad through the UN or Russia first.

But if we all end up dead before the end of the year because of WW3, I guess it doesn't really matter.

Well then you can go ahead and say I told you so to my irradiated corpse.  :doge

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Re: Other Forum Megathread and Shitposting Emporium
« Reply #14012 on: April 07, 2017, 12:50:13 AM »
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I want to know how many people would pull the "world police" card if lived in WWII times and it came to stopping the Holocaust.

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« Reply #14013 on: April 07, 2017, 01:08:09 AM »
depends how much polish jews owed in lend-lease agreements.

benjipwns

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« Reply #14014 on: April 07, 2017, 01:58:36 AM »
Condom changed his avatar to one of Sankara :dead

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« Reply #14015 on: April 07, 2017, 02:11:52 AM »
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« Reply #14016 on: April 07, 2017, 02:51:54 AM »
Gaffers are so fucking dumb.

Obama in 2016:
http://blogs.cfr.org/zenko/2017/01/05/bombs-dropped-in-2016/



Fuck Trump and warmongers in general, but he's not doing anything Hilldawg (yassqueen) wouldn't have done.

This is honestly a bi-partisan problem....Though I do think, from what I have read and Rumbler just spoke about, this is a diversion of Obama policy.

Still to your point, it has a simple solution that can prevent this problem every time, which is to just shut up until you bother investigating whether your gut reaction has merit.  :idont

But that is part of the problem with GAF's years of culling, you inadvertently push out the voices that would naturally challenge those dumb hot takes.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2017, 03:13:22 AM by Nola »

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Re: Other Forum Megathread and Shitposting Emporium
« Reply #14017 on: April 07, 2017, 03:18:11 AM »
US Politics


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« Reply #14018 on: April 07, 2017, 06:42:49 AM »
A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

Goddamn that is good.

Seems like something I would post on GAF and get banned for.

Time to kill off one of my alts: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=233501887#post233501887

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« Reply #14019 on: April 07, 2017, 06:54:33 AM »
But they said please
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« Reply #14020 on: April 07, 2017, 07:11:05 AM »
A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

Goddamn that is good.

Seems like something I would post on GAF and get banned for.

Time to kill off one of my alts: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=233501887#post233501887

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« Reply #14021 on: April 07, 2017, 07:19:12 AM »
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Re: Other Forum Megathread and Shitposting Emporium
« Reply #14022 on: April 07, 2017, 09:21:00 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233513101&postcount=1377

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Shouldn't have come into this thread after completely finishing Nier: Automata.

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world ends, hardest hit, etc.

This is just like one of my Japanese animes. Having the Cap avatar sometimes feels super weird as I'm figuring out all this shit.

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« Reply #14023 on: April 07, 2017, 09:44:31 AM »
Gaffers are so fucking dumb.

Obama in 2016:
http://blogs.cfr.org/zenko/2017/01/05/bombs-dropped-in-2016/

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Fuck Trump and warmongers in general, but he's not doing anything Hilldawg (yassqueen) wouldn't have done.

The guy at charge of afghanistan knew what he was doing.

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« Reply #14024 on: April 07, 2017, 10:48:30 AM »
US Politics

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That would be the perfect title for the thread, too. That or "familiarity breeds contempt".

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« Reply #14025 on: April 07, 2017, 11:22:54 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233533463&postcount=323
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Do we have word on who the terrorist in Stockholm was? Please dont be a Muslim. Please dont be a Muslim. Please dont be a Muslim.....
When everyone and their dog knows it's a Muslim  :doge

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« Reply #14026 on: April 07, 2017, 11:49:19 AM »
The verb you're looking for is 'suspects'. Though it is very probable that they are.

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« Reply #14027 on: April 07, 2017, 11:50:32 AM »
I think the first step in artificial intelligence automating human reaction would be to scour and learn the heuristics involved in GAF threads after a Muslim terrorist attack in Europe.  It's the same patterns and rhythms every time.   
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« Reply #14029 on: April 07, 2017, 11:57:47 AM »
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« Reply #14030 on: April 07, 2017, 12:10:18 PM »
I'm not necessarily surprised either since this is perfectly in line with Bannon's dream of escalating things in the Middle East and Trump probably views this all as a win/win for him [punish a bad guy + shift the news cycle away from White House messes]. But I don't really see Obama or even Hillary going to airstrikes as essentially the first response, maybe trying to put some kind of pressure on Assad through the UN or Russia first.

But if we all end up dead before the end of the year because of WW3, I guess it doesn't really matter.

Bannon has little to say right now regarding military actions. The ball is probably more in the side of the military convincing Trump and Trump viewing, as you say, as a way to shift the focus on the Russia probe. As over the top the "50 missiles to destroy an airfield" sounds, it is clear it was mostly planned.

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« Reply #14031 on: April 07, 2017, 12:22:55 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=233528059#post233528059

Like clockwork.  :doge

there doesn't seem anything wrong with being affected by some shit in the news when a close relative was actually there

i swear people in this thread are too eager to mock gaffers over the most simple shit
Yeah. What's next.

"Oh my god, I lost my leg in that attack"

TheBore: "LULZ, OMG, stay safe breh!"
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« Reply #14032 on: April 07, 2017, 01:13:27 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358785

Someone posted a banned GAF member's patreon (But the mods still use his data). How long till modbot is on the scene?

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« Reply #14033 on: April 07, 2017, 01:34:01 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358785

Someone posted a banned GAF member's patreon (But the mods still use his data). How long till modbot is on the scene?

Already happened

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« Reply #14034 on: April 07, 2017, 01:37:44 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358785

Someone posted a banned GAF member's patreon (But the mods still use his data). How long till modbot is on the scene?
I clicked through and saw this - http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=202187781 nothing about this screams perm to me  :larry

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« Reply #14035 on: April 07, 2017, 02:19:00 PM »
Yeah, but it's the iron fisted tyrant Steve Youngblood (spit).
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« Reply #14036 on: April 07, 2017, 03:37:35 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358785

Someone posted a banned GAF member's patreon (But the mods still use his data). How long till modbot is on the scene?
I clicked through and saw this - http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=202187781 nothing about this screams perm to me  :larry

ZhugeEX is awful. His a nuclear charged Sony fanboy with a huge sense of entitlement and access to some sales numbers.  This guys fanboy instincts go so far he was one of the crazies on Twitter who got DM'ed the E3 lineups and leaked the MS E3 conference last year but refused to do the same for the Sony one.  :lol

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« Reply #14037 on: April 07, 2017, 04:47:20 PM »
Stump's seething hatred of Colin Moriarty (and YouTube and internet culture in general?) is awesome.  :lol

He seems fed up with the bullshit. I don't really understand why he sticks around GAF as king babysitter all.

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« Reply #14038 on: April 07, 2017, 05:25:12 PM »
The type of personalities that seek forum moderation aren't the most self-aware people.

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« Reply #14039 on: April 07, 2017, 05:33:45 PM »
A friendly reminder that mods and admins do this shit for free.  Any time they start the :stahp, they can step down at any time for any reason.  It's hard not to roll your eyes at the histrionics at their attempt to throw a pity party for themselves.
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