VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[tiesto]

Nissan Juke.

Dream Car.

Low Standards.

My ex's dream car was a Nissan Altima, I was just like 'wtf'?

Mine is an 86 Testarossa that I'd just drive around blasting synthwave and shit

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374183

It's either bullshit, or they live in Florida.

Or his brother is Amirox.

[WanderingWind]

"My dream car is a 96 Toyota Camry"

No lie, I want a mid-90's to mid-00's Mitsubishi Eclipse. (GAYYYYYYYYYY I know)

Dream car would be a Porsche 911 though. Not quite "supercar" and able to be street-driven most of the time.

Bro. Me back in like, 06ish.

[thisismyusername]

I can't lie. I love the bubble look of it.

[WanderingWind]

Me too, man. Me too.

[Trurl]

Why do people on GAF always view the events surrounding Trump through the lense of the inevitable movie?  Is it because it lets us imagine a future where everything is fine and we're laughing about all of this inside of a movie theater?  Are they Abed from Community?

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236891355&postcount=478

Uh, I'm aware of the situation.

Why are you victim blaming. One brother was there minding his own business when his psycho nutcase sibling threw a pillow at him. What if he starts throwing more substantial objects? What if he starts throwing soft pillows at cars? He could cause all kinds of harm.

A person with so little control over their emotions cannot be trusted. You said it yourself. Family is irrelevant here. I'm asking you Morrigan Stark to step up and do the right thing and engage the police for the good of society.

morrigan stark is like a lime jr

[etiolate]

Normally I'm into seeing a bunch of bitches do a pillow fight thing, but not when it's gaf doods.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236925507&postcount=594

And as for me throwing my hands up in the air not to defend myself when I was walking away as I heard him get up and start stomping, chasing after me, its because he goes to gym and I dont. I cant take him in a fight and I guess I thought doing that would give me the legal high ground (cue starwars meme, aaaaand maybe better call saul)

[WanderingWind]

Sweet jeans, bro 

Hey! There was a time when your jeans weren't supposed to hug your nuts. That was just the style at the time and I in no wait just threw them out this year. 

[thisismyusername]

Sweet jeans, bro 

Hey! There was a time when your jeans weren't supposed to hug your nuts. That was just the style at the time and I in no wait just threw them out this year. 

No lie, I haven't yet. I probably should and get the "Dad clothes" thing going on. But NudeMac wants to strangle my nuts with his $600 jeans, which is "yeah no."

[clothedmacuser]

By the by, I'd like to drop some actual knowledge here, seeing as the article had none.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236959917#post236959917


Too hammered to offer anything beyond I hate that opening

[Raist]

It's often expected and really not the end of the world... women put themselves at risk of physical violence every time they go on a date with some weirdo dude they don't know yet, so IMO the least we can do is buy their coffee on date #1 then talk to them about splitting the bill on future dates if it's a big enough issue.

Fucking hell

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374963
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237010101&postcount=150

[etiolate]

NormallyI'm into seeing a bunch of bitches do a pillow fight thing, but not when it's gaf doods.

You're lying and you know it.

don't think my cruel



I said gaf doods, not bore doods. 

[bork]

Breaking news: Girls wear bikinis at the  beach

Breaking news: Girls in bikinis get random guy to do shit for them

Breaking news: Random guy thinks they were hitting on him

Hey guys 

I know how he feels 

Because I totally sit next to a woman at work 

And she talked to me today 

Just wanted to share because it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

[FStop7]

Breaking news: Girls wear bikinis at the  beach

Breaking news: Girls in bikinis get random guy to do shit for them

Breaking news: Random guy thinks they were hitting on him

Hey guys 

I know how he feels 

Because I totally sit next to a woman at work 

And she talked to me today 

Just wanted to share because it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

Guy jumps in the air, hands raised high

Freeze frame

Credits roll

[railGUN]

I must admit, EviLore has a pretty sweet gig going, where anonymous posters copy and paste entire articles onto his message board allowing him to reap the advertising benefits without having to pay for those pesky things like writers (or moderators). It's been happening for years, and yet the same handful of posters continue to plagiarize major news organizations without any repercussions.

Must be a great feeling, knowing you profit from others hard work, when you can't even be arsed to set up a fucking email address for ad complaints.

 

[etiolate]

Social media in general is based off of free work by people not really thinking about the fact they provide all the traffic driving content for free.

YOU ARE WELCOME DEMI

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236856384&postcount=418

I just realized I don't like white people talking about black people/things in general.

status: not banned

[zepblackstar]

But.. he is white though..

[I'm a Puppy!]

reminds me of facebook several people are always posting angry screeds against "white people" and how much they hate"white boys" I'm like "You're white. You married a white boy. You have a white son."

[Jansen]

 

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https://i.imgur.com/9nI7ELN.jpg

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[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236856384&postcount=418

I just realized I don't like white people talking about black people/things in general.

status: not banned

He did get BTFO'd by other in that thread, so that's good.

[benjipwns]

Jesus Christ that show is racist, what kind of nazi created that shit?

[Momo]

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https://i.imgur.com/9nI7ELN.jpg

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mods help

[etiolate]

I've stared at that image more times than I'd tell a jury and the thing that gets me is not the thought process that lead to the composition, or the thong wrap, or that Shadow's nipple clamp is the flusher, but that Sonic is staring at the toilet paper as if that's the biggest concern.

[counterhit]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237094197&postcount=2714

I've honestly been contemplating arresting trump on one of my weekends but I am an introvert and don't really wat a parade and positive media attetion :/


Still though I might arrest him because its fully within my rights.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237098379&postcount=2751

He mocked the constitution and the IC see a chance to get him for so openly flaunting the rules.

[zepblackstar]

so many posts on there betray the fact most of them have no clue about life in general...

if this was 4chan or lipstickalley, I would be convinced most are shit larping.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237100506&postcount=2769

At a certain point, Twitter, Facebook, FoxNews, and other "conservative" media need to be held accountable. This is irresponsible and dangerous to the general public.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237094197&postcount=2714

I've honestly been contemplating arresting trump on one of my weekends but I am an introvert and don't really wat a parade and positive media attetion :/


Still though I might arrest him because its fully within my rights.

This is a goat post.

[Raist]

Wait, twitter and facebook are conservative media now?

[benjipwns]

It's totally surreal and pulp fiction ... BUT FUCKING REAL LIFE.

If some made a political drama/thriller with the plot of the ongoing events, like 10 years ago, people would have rolled their eyes, walk out of the theater or switch off their TV.

"quick, let me display my ignorance about the recent history of at least two different subjects"

[benjipwns]

Kasich is a GWB-style republican (supports national health care, education

at this rate Reagan is going to have supported collectivizing the farms by the time we get to 2020

[zomgee]

Wait, twitter and facebook are conservative media now?

Since those outlets don't delete anything that is viewed as objectionable, they are conservative and should be punished. It's like the current meme of saying Reddit sucks. 5% of Reddit is shit so therefore the whole site is shit.

Now, why would someone on GAF want to only go places that correspond to their narrative and have any dissenting opinions removed....?

[benjipwns]

TestOfTide has found the silver lining in the last days of the Republic:

Also a distinct lack of the "DEMOCRATS ARE NEOLIBERAL SHILLS" crowd lately as well.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1375443

Could Trump be pulling a Lex Luthor Insanity defence

Yeah. I know tyt. But I was thinking, look at all the shady shit Trump has done. How he may have tried to kill his presidency before getting elected according to people like Michael Moore. He realises he is in deep shit and would be going to jail if he is put on trial. Now imagine this, imagine if a lot of of his crazy hijinks is a way he can plead insanity as part of his final Trump card to ensure he doesn't see time. I can see him pulling it off

a neutral ground where facts and evidence as cultivated from episodes of The West Wing and Law and Order: SVU, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation

[Joe Molotov]

What if Trump's hair piece is hiding the fact that he's literally Lex Luthor? And then Superman fights him and saves America?

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1375464

Kind of a weird article, overusing "Mr. Fallon" and even using Putin's middle initial.

Is this guy trying to gaslight the people criticizing the interview?

Makes you wonder what Putin has on both Jimmy Fallon and the New York Times that they'd throw away their journalistic credentials like this.

[benjipwns]

With the internet came the ability to have a massive amount of information at your fingertips. The problem is that having all that information allowed people to find whatever sources they want to support their side, and critical thinking has taken a nosedive. It actually makes me more worried than what Trump and the other Republicans are doing. The average person doesn't agree with far right/white supremacist garbage that Trump and his allies are spewing. But they do have a distrust of the mainstream media, and see places like Breitbart and Fox as alternative takes instead of propaganda machines. And combine that with the aforementioned abundance of information available, it means the average American can be swayed in any direction without critical thinking. You see it on the left too with how people attached themselves to TYT, the Intercept, and others. And I don't know how you fix that. Once all this shit blows over, there's no reason it couldn't happen again.

[FunSlower]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1375443

Could Trump be pulling a Lex Luthor Insanity defence

Yeah. I know tyt. But I was thinking, look at all the shady shit Trump has done. How he may have tried to kill his presidency before getting elected according to people like Michael Moore. He realises he is in deep shit and would be going to jail if he is put on trial. Now imagine this, imagine if a lot of of his crazy hijinks is a way he can plead insanity as part of his final Trump card to ensure he doesn't see time. I can see him pulling it off

a neutral ground where facts and evidence as cultivated from episodes of The West Wing and Law and Order: SVU, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation

Can you explain this to me in JRPG terms please I don't watch TV

is this like what Sephiroth did at the end of Disc One?

[benjipwns]

using Hey You, Pikachu! as your source for Pokemon canon in your fanfic

[Joe Molotov]

The only canonical Pokemon materials are the core games, the TV show, and really hot Misty cosplay.

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1375227

"Person of Interest was one of the best shows on TV. Why have you not watched it yet?"

What kind of asshole writes something like this?

[Atramental]

It's the same format used for a bunch of click bait article titles.

[etiolate]

Pokemon Snap is the best pokemon game.

COME AT ME

[Jansen]

The only canonical Pokemon materials are the core games, the TV show, and really hot Misty cosplay.

[Let's Cyber]

TestOfTide has found the silver lining in the last days of the Republic:

Also a distinct lack of the "DEMOCRATS ARE NEOLIBERAL SHILLS" crowd lately as well.

I would like to comment on this, but under the TESTOFTIDE amendment within the NEOGAF RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (article 3, section 5) I haven't spent at least 550 hours volunteering for the Democrat party*, hence I'm not allowed an opinion.

*does not apply for all states. Speak with your local "ONWARD TOGETHER" Official to see if your state is certified to allocate NEOGAF.COM POINTS™ for hours served.

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1375737

 

[Huff]

Maybe if you left this thread, you would have seen we've already covered this

[railGUN]

I don't think they hate black music though. I mean, look at jazz, rock, blues, etc. White people love them! ... when it's being done by white people. So yeah. They don't hate black music. They just hate black people.

 

Civil discourse at its finest.

[zepblackstar]

Anyone who thinks Jimmy Fallon made Trump electable or greatly helped him is living in a neogaf type bubble of stupid.

[agrajag]

RPGCrazied strikes again

CNN can't get his name right, is it Robert or Bob? They keep saying Bob. lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237180438&postcount=643

[Let's Cyber]

RPGCrazied is the next Huelen.

I mean, he hasn't reach the lofty heights of THE Huelen yet but his body of work is continuing to impress. Lots of potential.

[Boredfrom]

Why Gaf is suddenly talking about Gamergate in the Comey memo thread?

[FStop7]

RPGCrazied strikes again

CNN can't get his name right, is it Robert or Bob? They keep saying Bob. lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237180438&postcount=643

IT'S BOTH, BITCH 

[Boredfrom]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237189426&postcount=4334

How the hell do you post on Gaf but aren't familiar with Gamergate?

[agrajag]

RPGCrazied strikes again

CNN can't get his name right, is it Robert or Bob? They keep saying Bob. lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=237180438&postcount=643

IT'S BOTH, BITCH 

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237186414

Read up on it, kiddo.

[Huff]

gamergate... a major event in our country's history

Lololol