VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[FStop7]

All this consternation over white women making burritos on a forum that is low key sponsored by taco fucking bell. 

[thisismyusername]

All this consternation over white women making burritos on a forum that is low key sponsored by taco fucking bell. 

HEY NOW! We have white men/women along with PoC making our Taco Bell tacos. #LiveMas

[Purrp Skirrp]

Armed man arrested at Phoenix Comicon

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1380651

RPGCrazied on why he never leaves the house:

In today's society this is why I will no longer go to places where large people congregate. Parades, conventions, concerts, movies. Paranoid? Maybe, but not when I think I could be on the verge of dying.

When someone suggests, yes, he's being overly paranoid:

In Trump's America I think thats a fine way to be.

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[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380843


Photosynthesis vs. gaming comfort. Tough one.

[Raist]

Today in apples vs. ikea bookshelves

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238191360&postcount=456

[railGUN]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380561

What about people who may have been born a man, but identify as a woman? 

[FStop7]

Spotted dick 

[railGUN]

Gotta love when mods blatantly break NeoGAF TOS, and copyright laws. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380960

Remember when EviLore banned, basically everything, because he didn't want to loose his Google AdSense account?

This same mod copied and pasted another full article a couple days back, too. Found it: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378344


Rules were meant to be broken, and who's ever heard of CNBC, anyways? 

Jesus, these are way over "fair use" http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1327955, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380243, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378272, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1376838

 

NeoGAF is just a content stealing news aggregator at this point. I have to seriously question how you can just straight up steal clicks and ad impressions away from large websites and not catch heat. At least this one was posted by a pleb: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380969
 

Fucks sake, this one is behind a paywall http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380942

[stufte]

 

[VomKriege]

Today in apples vs. ikea bookshelves

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238191360&postcount=456

[railGUN]

I wonder if NeoGAF realizes that basically every WW2 game has you gunning down white supremacists by the truckload. Real, actual, card-carrying Nazi's.

Also, NeoGAF... Neo Nazi... I'm surprised that's not too close for comfort.

[nudemacusers]

Dunno why peeps would expect games, which are in terms of writing / narrative at the bottom of the arts, to explore, and explore well, the nature of rural separatists and racism in America.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238205940&postcount=165

There's at least the "villain temporarily turns black" twist on things. Greed in Fullmetal Alchemist gains the black shell because it's pure carbon. A similar thing happens with Sen. Armstrong in Metal Gear Rising, where his skin hardens and looks black in response to physical trauma.

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[etiolate]

Today in apples vs. ikea bookshelves

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238191360&postcount=456

Imagine telling someone your job is to police the use of Cornish pastries.

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Not that we don't have our own share of meat pie inspectors here.

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[clothedmacuser]

The 100 Best Burgers In America (Thrillist)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380891


Aren't "Hamburger Sandwiches" based upon a style of serving meat known as the "Hamburg" method?  A steak is chopped or ground to resemble a patty of meat, a "Hamburg Steak," as it were.  And now America is claiming to be the invention creator of "Hamburger Sandwiches?"

This explains why there are so few Hamburg migrants who own McDonalds in the USA.  Because it's a nation built on racism, founded by it, molded by it, when it saw the light it was blinding, and it will always be a nation of racism and food eating.

[Vertigo]

Before the full reveal there were a lot of very warped posts in that Far Cry 5 thread

A lot of gaffers who wanted a black pro tag and wanted to gun down 'rednecks' I could feel the disappointment in those posts when the full reveal came including the fact there is a black character who is part of the villains squad.

[tuna_love]

how good is it that there is a website called hats.com and it has interviews about people and their hats

[bluemax]

lol @ bobby linking to his own posts that he made less than an hour ago in the same thread.

Make sure to check out my thoughts on this issue here.

Get the Look: Portland’s Bobby “FatBoy” Roberts
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I’d say “Rumpled Librarian.” I’ve heard others say “Pretentious Hobo,” but those people don’t like me. If you look at the back cover of Chuck Klosterman IV, that’s basically my style.

I'd say those people are right.

[etiolate]

since when did Librarians not look rumpled?

[agrajag]

WTF I thought you guys were just making up douchey lines to make fun of Bobby Roberts, but I clicked the link and there it is.. he actually said this stuff. 

[clothedmacuser]

Didn't MC Hammer/Parachute Pants go out of style by 1988?

[Valkyrie]

Dear Gaf:

[VomKriege]

NYMag did a big interview/piece on Hillary post-election.

I'm guess you DON'T want to post it in OT as a bait to catch any lingering alt-right users?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238187010&postcount=11872

I don't hold this against the NYT, because they are just relying on their usual sources, which are clearly different from WaPo's sources.
NYT's Sources: White House Leakers mostly
WaPo Sources: IC and FBI leakers mostly with some White House leakers as well.
What I'm interested to know is what BuzzFeed's sources have been. Their ability to get the Steele Dossier still amazes me.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1367644&page=241

[zomgee]

Man fuck that place.

[Coax]

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Reverse image search unearthed yet another GAF-dedicated mega thread. It's beautiful how GAF brings so many disparate people together.

And Firefox pls

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[Raist]

If you look at the back cover of Chuck Klosterman IV, that’s basically my style. Long-sleeve button up, nice sweater over that, sleeves rolled up, tails untucked, comfy jeans, sneakers, and the whole thing gets topped with a Kangol. I guess you could say it edges towards “Hipster,” but 1) I’m way too old/nerdy/impatient to be trying to play that game and 2) There is no way I could possibly wear clothes that tight. That style’s shifted and morphed over the years, but the constant is always the Kangol.

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There's more:

I know a lot of people prefer to wear theirs backwards, and to each their reach, but I’ve always felt that unless you’re Samuel L. Jackson, chances are you won’t pull that off. I’m about the farthest thing from Sam Jackson; a goofy, be-sweatered hobbity-sized nerd. So I keep it simple: 504, pointed towards the front, on a slight tilt.

 

[zomgee]

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Reverse image search unearthed yet another GAF-dedicated mega thread. It's beautiful how GAF brings so many disparate people together.

And Firefox pls

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Watch your step with that site. They don't play around. I'm serious.

[agrajag]

[octopushover]

"To each their reach"
 

Somewhere millions of women's vaginas dried up and they have no idea why.

[daemon]

[Raist]

Great topic http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1381101

LOCKED. NO CULTURE WARS OK? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1381353

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238273305

Dragging your daughter by the wrist to Hillary Clinton to make her admit to and implicitly apologize for not voting for her is psychotic behavior

Seems like a good way to instill a life lesson to me. Nothing wrong with encouraging a little humility. Solid parenting.

I'm going to also have to admit I'm assuming that the daughter is like the only millennial woman I know who didn't vote for Clinton in the general because she's just one step away from Jill Stein supporting idiocy so that colors my mental picture of the event

I don't see anything particularly overboard about what the mother did. To me not voting is the same as not giving a shit about any of this. It's time younger generations start to. My daughter is going to know the value of voting.

2028:

"Malia Obama or Ivanka Trump? I'm tired of voting for the lesser of the two evils*. I'm writing in Bernietron 3000"

*has never actually voted

This Paris Accord bullshit is literally ruining my weekend. I'm too depressed to function.

Posting on GAF =/= functioning.

[VomKriege]

So for scientific reasons, what is the chance that an ambassador can be arrested

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238223859

Dragging your daughter by the wrist to Hillary Clinton to make her admit to and implicitly apologize for not voting for her is psychotic behavior

Just to be clear, you're not casting any shade towards Clinton about this, right?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238280079

Alt-righter found !

[Raist]

 




Ruby Rhod alert at 03:05

[zepblackstar]

Ruby Rhod alert at 03:05

I don't feel bad for these colleges since they encouraged this behavior and now they can't control it.

[stufte]

None of those children deserve an education. Fuck em.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238282269

Entire towns depend on the Skiing industry, but we never hear about protecting that.

The fact of the matter is, mining gets outsized attention because it is an overwhelmingly white, male industry.

Uh, Skiing is a pretty overwhelmingly white industry.

I said white and male

Is there some statistical facts about skiing industry demographics I am missing ?

[nudemacusers]

That's a usual weekend at evergreen tho. They're OG woke. Western WA bore can consign.

[Raist]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238282269

Entire towns depend on the Skiing industry, but we never hear about protecting that.

The fact of the matter is, mining gets outsized attention because it is an overwhelmingly white, male industry.

Uh, Skiing is a pretty overwhelmingly white industry.

I said white and male

Is there some statistical facts about skiing industry demographics I am missing ?

[Dennis]

New hobby identified.

[Atramental]

I'm so glad I got out of college before all of this identity politics shit started blowing up.

[Shuri]

Real life is going to bukkake a few of those people real bad after they graduate.

[clothedmacuser]

"dark skin" = "worker's tan"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=238298757#post238298757

That entire thread.
 

[etiolate]

None of those children deserve an education. Fuck em.

They clearly aren't getting an education. They will have tens of thousands of dollars of debt and no discernible skills or wits.

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So they'll end up working at HuffPo

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[samfish]

Real life is going to bukkake a few of those people real bad after they graduate.

Yes, but unless they consent to that bukkake, it's sexual assault. And I doubt they would approve of that.

And believe you me, I know a thing or two about sexual bukkake assault in public.

[railGUN]

Alamo movie ticket: $11.25

Alamo draft beer: $6

Watching NeoGAF tear itself apart over a thinly veiled corporate promotion: priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's faux outrage.

[zepblackstar]

Alamo movie ticket: $11.25

Alamo draft beer: $6

Watching NeoGAF tear itself apart over a thinly veiled corporate promotion: priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's faux outrage.

Surprised 4chan haven't bought tickets just to mess with those showings

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238311180

The "oppo droppo" 

[benjipwns]

What I'm interested to know is what BuzzFeed's sources have been. Their ability to get the Steele Dossier still amazes me.

Didn't both the NYT and WaPo notably not run the "Steele Dossier" because they found it to be completely unverifiable? And Mother Jones?

Also, CNN had it and the Trump campaign had it too. Johm McCain had it and gave it to Comey.

 

[railGUN]

I'm so old 

[benjipwns]

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New hobby identified.

As your attorney I have to inform you that calling something a "hobby" is not a defense in a court of law.

[benjipwns]

Dragging your daughter by the wrist to Hillary Clinton to make her admit to and implicitly apologize for not voting for her is psychotic behavior

Just to be clear, you're not casting any shade towards Clinton about this, right?

[benjipwns]

Found the quote:

In particular, Clinton recalls one night at the theater. “It was intermission, and a woman came over holding the hand of a young woman. She literally dragged her daughter over to see me. And she said, ‘My daughter has something to tell you … Tell her.’ And this girl says to me, ‘I am really sorry; I didn’t think you needed my vote and I didn’t vote.’ And her mother says [yelling], ‘Yes, she didn’t vote! You didn’t vote! You’re part of the problem!’ I said, ‘Okay, well, next time I hope you’ll vote.’ And she said, ‘But I marched!’ ” Here Clinton smiles. “And I said, ‘I’m really glad you marched. I’m so glad you marched.’ ”

For some reason I have the impression Goldwater Girl Hillary has much more sympathy for the daughter than PoliGAF does.

Probably told Huma all about the crazy woman that came up to her at the theatre when she got home.

[VomKriege]

Dragging your daughter by the wrist to Hillary Clinton to make her admit to and implicitly apologize for not voting for her is psychotic behavior

Just to be clear, you're not casting any shade towards Clinton about this, right?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238280079

Alt-righter found !

Dragging your daughter by the wrist to Hillary Clinton to make her admit to and implicitly apologize for not voting for her is psychotic behavior

Just to be clear, you're not casting any shade towards Clinton about this, right?

Wow. Gross.
Quote appropriation is a real issue. I'm not saying you should be lepered but a mod should help and look into that.

[benjipwns]

Dragging your daughter by the wrist to Hillary Clinton to make her admit to and implicitly apologize for not voting for her is psychotic behavior

Just to be clear, you're not casting any shade towards Clinton about this, right?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238280079

Alt-righter found !

Dragging your daughter by the wrist to Hillary Clinton to make her admit to and implicitly apologize for not voting for her is psychotic behavior

Just to be clear, you're not casting any shade towards Clinton about this, right?

Wow. Gross.
Quote appropriation is a real issue. I'm not saying you should be lepered but a mod should help and look into that.

Just to be clear, you're not casting any shade towards Clinton about this, right?

[Dennis]

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New hobby identified.

As your attorney I have to inform you that calling something a "hobby" is not a defense in a court of law.

You're fired. I will represent myself.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1381614


What do you do when you live alone and get sick? 

Wait for death.

[Raist]

To keep it short, some club mates, classmates, "friends" decided to get together for a house party.

Mind you, this is an African American History Club and it has a lot to do with my experience.

Disclaimer: I'm black

Anyways, all starts off good. I get​ the house, and it's owned by an African woman and some European guy. They host a few of our Congolese African classmates. The house is big and by the beach, just beautiful.

I get there and start having drinks with a guy named, let's just say, Jonathan. We were classmates and he is club organizer. We drink a bit before the party really starts to ramp up, literally starts to tell people I'm quirky. I am, but I understand why I am. Things get annoying after that, but I'm still drinking and having a good time.

After​ everything moves to the basement, the club President, let's say, Danny, comes in and starts drinking with us guys and girls. We are all in the basement dancing, etc.

After a while, Danny and Jonathan come together and start talking about me and how I'm not really black because I'm​ proper speaking and pretty logical. This pretty much ruins my vibe and I stay to get really sober.

A girl in my club that remembered me really well starts to dance with me after flirting. She tells me how much she loves me, tries to get her arm between mine, but I block it, then she grabs my crotch, realized I wasn't interested and walked away really frustrated. I played it off. I didn't want my night to end with sex.

Danny and Jonathan pick up on what happened and start spreading the narrative that I'm gay, really white, that I don't like black people, then they Danny comes up to me while I'm laying down on couch and kept yelling "fuck your life". I ignored it the whole time. Later on, he throws a metal lined bottle cap at my head full force.

I'm just annoyed by all of this. I was rejected bécasse I'm not black enough for them or some shit, but they don't even know that, apart from my voice and way of doing things, our experiences in life are almost the same. I don't act like I'm better than other black people, but for some reason, these folks just couldn't understand that.

For the record, Jonathan rolled his Ford Explorer into the European guy's​ Infinity G35 and did a hit and run. Danny was drinking and driving and I don't know what happened to him.

I'm not even sure what I did wrong here.

Cool story breh.

[VomKriege]

It devolved into an hilarious fight though

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238336245

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1381701

antivaxxers are dumb but forcing an argument and losing a best friend over it