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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6720 on: September 09, 2019, 01:42:35 PM »
"why you should order a screen protector"

"watch this guy attack his switch with an exacto knife and forcefully bend the joycons to the breaking point"

"this is normal behavior for capital G gamers - BE CAREFUL"
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6721 on: September 09, 2019, 01:46:02 PM »
Is this the best controller adapter for the Switch, and does it work well with the DS4? I swear to fucking god my 8bitdo controller hates pairing with my Switch and the joycon drift is awful.

https://www.amazon.com/Mayflash-Magic-NS-Wireless-Controller-Nintendo/dp/B079B5KHWQ/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1JPO9PZF2Q9FG&keywords=mayflash+magicns&qid=1568049621&s=electronics&sprefix=mayflash+magic+%2Celectronics%2C130&sr=1-2

Yes, it is fantastic and is well supported. I applied the latest firmware update and then it worked perfectly, including rumble and motion control. The correct setting for Dualshock 4 is purple. Plug it into your Switch and then plug the DS4 into the adapter once to register the controller. Set Switch to "wired controller". Done.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6722 on: September 09, 2019, 01:52:18 PM »
"why you should order a screen protector"

"watch this guy attack his switch with an exacto knife and forcefully bend the joycons to the breaking point"

"this is normal behavior for capital G gamers - BE CAREFUL"

You never know when you might have a heated gaming moment, stay safe fam.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6723 on: September 09, 2019, 02:02:38 PM »
"why you should order a screen protector"

"watch this guy attack his switch with an exacto knife and forcefully bend the joycons to the breaking point"

"this is normal behavior for capital G gamers - BE CAREFUL"

He showed that the screen is easily scratched when touched by objects that are a 3 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness, which is pretty soft. Glass is more than three times as hard. As comparison, pure copper has a hardness of 3, and that's not really hard at all.
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demi

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6724 on: September 09, 2019, 02:06:32 PM »
Ok, but we already know the Switch is prone to scuffs and marks from the Dock alone, don't need some sped with a knife to tell me that
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demi

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6725 on: September 09, 2019, 02:10:48 PM »
I appreciate the video man. Whenever I get attacked by a crazed knife weilding maniac I will know I am in deep shit because all I have on me is my Switch
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6726 on: September 09, 2019, 02:13:38 PM »
It's not about the rest of the video, which after all is from a channel that tests the durability of phones and other portable devices until the breaking point.
It's not to show that you can destroy stuff, it's to show exacly how much force does what.
Unless I misunderstood you, you said it was paranoid to use a screen protector on Switch, which it isn't if you want it to remain free of scratches.
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demi

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6727 on: September 09, 2019, 02:26:58 PM »
No, I think he's paranoid over it because he's clearly careful enough to not shove a Switch in with his car keys or a giant knife -- he already "modded" his Dock with foam pads from the start.

He's more than welcome to buy twenty screen protectors as long as it's through an amazon referal link though.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6728 on: September 09, 2019, 02:36:45 PM »
If my Switch is all scratched up I just buy a new one.

Don‘t want people to think of me as some virgin who cares about his consoles.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6729 on: September 09, 2019, 02:40:25 PM »
Switch is a fucking Moh Bomba.

Also, it only plays kiddy games and ports.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6730 on: September 09, 2019, 02:48:04 PM »
Post good screen protector plz

I got this one.

https://www.amazon.com/amFilm-Tempered-Screen-Protector-Nintendo-Switch/dp/B01N3ASPNV/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=switch+screen+protector&qid=1568042736&s=gateway&sr=8-3

Just ordered, it'll be here tomorrow. Thanks!

I assume the Switch screen's plastic because of durability; won't shatter like Gorilla Glass.

BTW I am playing Dragon's Dogma and this game is the shit. Can't believe I missed this first time around. Best portable system ever

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6731 on: September 09, 2019, 02:52:12 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6732 on: September 09, 2019, 02:58:08 PM »
:lol
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6733 on: September 09, 2019, 03:01:20 PM »
Dragon's Dogma is the goddam bee's knees.  Fuck every other game.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6734 on: September 09, 2019, 03:04:04 PM »
I assume the Switch screen's plastic because of durability; won't shatter like Gorilla Glass.

It makes sense they didn't use glass but it really should come with a plastic screen protector preinstalled, which would probably cost Nintendo less than 5 cents a piece.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6735 on: September 09, 2019, 03:27:03 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6736 on: September 09, 2019, 03:44:29 PM »
Does Switch version have the SUPERIOR intro song

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6737 on: September 09, 2019, 04:13:35 PM »
Does Switch version have the SUPERIOR intro song




No because 2K has the license now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ActPPJLBpRkf

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6738 on: September 09, 2019, 04:32:41 PM »
Paya is THICC

Nintendo making the hottest vidya girlies :heart
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6739 on: September 09, 2019, 05:50:26 PM »
Blasphemous has some absolutely amazingly creepy settings. Finding it quite cool so far, although the gameplay isnt all that amazing.


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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6740 on: September 09, 2019, 06:58:54 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?


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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6742 on: September 09, 2019, 08:34:00 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?

Bruh, you know how Dragons Dogma sold, right?

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6743 on: September 09, 2019, 08:41:21 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?

Bruh, you know how Dragons Dogma sold, right?

Lemme introduce you to the Japanese videogame industry, my friend

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6744 on: September 09, 2019, 08:56:18 PM »
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6745 on: September 09, 2019, 09:32:20 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?

Bruh, you know how Dragons Dogma sold, right?

Lemme introduce you to the Japanese videogame industry, my friend

I hope you write your memoirs. You’ve led a very interesting life.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6746 on: September 09, 2019, 10:03:59 PM »
i seen some shit man. maybe if I change the names of the companies and position it as fiction

kingv

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6747 on: September 09, 2019, 11:53:14 PM »
“Jeremy Katomi and Hamburger Miyamata, creators of games that inspired such classics as Bubsy 3D and Giana sisters  would constantly talk about loli in company listservs.”

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6748 on: September 10, 2019, 12:09:01 AM »
Primary Consoles by Anonymous :teehee
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6749 on: September 10, 2019, 07:42:17 AM »
Firmware update is up- actually adds features, including invites to people on your friends list to play games online HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS LIST NOW  :o
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6750 on: September 10, 2019, 09:41:24 AM »
HOLY SHIT A USEFUL FRIENDS LIST?? :gladbron
#ACNH

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6751 on: September 10, 2019, 12:15:20 PM »
Nintendo beginning to get close to Sony and Microsoft 2006 online levels  :o
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6752 on: September 10, 2019, 12:19:55 PM »
That’s good, but I’m not going to shower them with praise for basic functionality lol
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6753 on: September 10, 2019, 12:33:16 PM »
fingers crossed for parties and console level voice chat for switch 2

cloud saves for all games by switch 3 here we go

ExoYZA

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6754 on: September 10, 2019, 12:47:59 PM »
You guys jinxed it nintendo is about to shit the bed wii music style

https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/1169731967132323841

Someone at Nintendo really wants that Wii Sports, Wii Fit type of take off where they swim in billions but we live in an age where everything is an app on someone's phone already so it's not going to happen :rejoice

We got 1-2 Switch, then after a little while Labo, and now this. It won't do well enough in the face of the best selling Zelda, best selling Smash and insane sales for a 3D Mario and Splatoon. We gon' be alright, fam :aah

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6755 on: September 10, 2019, 12:55:06 PM »
Switch vitality sensor is what we really need.

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6756 on: September 10, 2019, 08:15:35 PM »
Celeste and Undertale both on sale
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6757 on: September 10, 2019, 08:16:10 PM »
Also watch and learn Sony. Nintendo allows you to go to eshop without closing the game you’re playing.

edit: is detention good?
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Chooky

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6758 on: September 10, 2019, 08:23:52 PM »
i really couldn't get into super meat boy, but i was never sure if that was because of the gameplay or because of the newgrounds edgelord theme. always made me hesitant to try out celeste.

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6759 on: September 10, 2019, 08:43:48 PM »
Is Celeste by the same people? I love Meat Boy.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6760 on: September 10, 2019, 08:47:52 PM »
Nope, different devs. Also a difficult 2D platformer though.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6761 on: September 10, 2019, 08:58:25 PM »
Celeste is good and similar to meat boy but its better. It even has modifiers if you cant be fucked to actually try and learn the game.

The chapter 9 dlc is pretty much a big fuck you to casual players and encourages you to use the modifiers to discover Celeste's dark secret
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6762 on: September 10, 2019, 09:00:22 PM »
Celeste is good and similar to meat boy but its better. It even has modifiers if you cant be fucked to actually try and learn the game.

The chapter 9 dlc is pretty much a big fuck you to casual players and encourages you to use the modifiers to discover Celeste's dark secret

Sounds sick
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6763 on: September 10, 2019, 09:00:22 PM »
I enjoyed a played through of Celeste, solid platformer, really liked how quickly it let’s try again when you fuck up
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6764 on: September 10, 2019, 09:02:40 PM »
I need a bigger SD card. Thinking 200 gb.

Got a spare 64 gb card I had for 3ds here to start out with.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6765 on: September 10, 2019, 09:36:40 PM »
I need a bigger SD card. Thinking 200 gb.

Got a spare 64 gb card I had for 3ds here to start out with.

Go for 400.  Price has dropped a lot- they're like $53 on Amazon right now.  Only about $20 more than a good 200 GB card!
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6766 on: September 10, 2019, 09:39:04 PM »
Anyone have NSMBU Deluxe and DKC Tropical freeze switch they wanna get rid of
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6767 on: September 11, 2019, 10:33:02 AM »


HORRENDOUS backtracking in the original LA hopefully fixed.

Posting this vid without watching to view later
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6768 on: September 11, 2019, 11:49:12 AM »


HORRENDOUS backtracking in the original LA hopefully fixed.

Posting this vid without watching to view later

It's clickbait.  He hasn't played it and is just regurgitating information from other sites/announcements.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6769 on: September 11, 2019, 11:54:19 AM »
I watched it and it was still pretty informative.

You have more warp in it which is my main concern.
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Sho Nuff

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6770 on: September 11, 2019, 12:06:55 PM »
Screen protector installed, looks lovely and can't even tell it's there.

Still hitting Dragon's Dogma hard. Respeced to Magic Archer and having a blast. Still not sure how big the map is, jamming on the big city at the moment. Not sure when any other of my Switch games are gonna get any playtime

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6771 on: September 11, 2019, 01:20:49 PM »
Castlevania II is much better than anyone gives it credit for. Much better than Zelda II and its shitty combat.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6772 on: September 11, 2019, 02:17:37 PM »
Firmware update is up- actually adds features, including invites to people on your friends list to play games online HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS LIST NOW  :o

How do you actually invite ppl tho? I couldn’t find the option anywhere last night
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6773 on: September 11, 2019, 02:27:31 PM »
Demi I gave Celeste a test run and did the first chapter. Solid stuff.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6774 on: September 11, 2019, 03:39:07 PM »
Someone need to put out a Saturn controller for switch cuz that stock dpad is straight up dookie
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6775 on: September 11, 2019, 03:44:39 PM »
Someone need to put out a Saturn controller for switch cuz that stock dpad is straight up dookie



 :lawd
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6776 on: September 11, 2019, 03:45:31 PM »
Disgusting.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6777 on: September 11, 2019, 04:45:15 PM »
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6778 on: September 11, 2019, 07:53:26 PM »
Someone need to put out a Saturn controller for switch cuz that stock dpad is straight up dookie

Need a controller with a good d-pad?  Take your pick!




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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6779 on: September 11, 2019, 08:23:05 PM »
Snes pad looks like it doesn’t have an indention on x/y.

I prefer Saturn pad to Genesis because of 8 way dpad. That genesis pad is close enough. Get.
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