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james

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6780 on: September 11, 2019, 03:44:39 PM »
Someone need to put out a Saturn controller for switch cuz that stock dpad is straight up dookie



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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6781 on: September 11, 2019, 03:45:31 PM »
Disgusting.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6782 on: September 11, 2019, 04:45:15 PM »
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bork

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6783 on: September 11, 2019, 07:53:26 PM »
Someone need to put out a Saturn controller for switch cuz that stock dpad is straight up dookie

Need a controller with a good d-pad?  Take your pick!




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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6784 on: September 11, 2019, 08:23:05 PM »
Snes pad looks like it doesnít have an indention on x/y.

I prefer Saturn pad to Genesis because of 8 way dpad. That genesis pad is close enough. Get.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6785 on: September 11, 2019, 08:26:21 PM »
Snes pad looks like it does have an indention on x/y.

I prefer Saturn pad to Genesis because of 8 way dpad. That genesis pad is close enough. Get.

They have both SNES and SFC style buttons with the designs!  :)

I like the Saturn pad better, too, and perhaps one day 8Bitdo will make one- I got the Retrobit Saturn pad that came out (don't think it works with Switch) and returned it immediately.  The quality was just shit. 

8Bitdo makes really solid controllers nowadays and they work perfectly with the Switch, plus you can use them with your PC, Android, etc.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6786 on: September 11, 2019, 08:28:21 PM »
Pics of SFC controller with the button indents on X/Y?
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Chooky

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6787 on: September 11, 2019, 09:03:51 PM »
sfc controller didnt have intents noob

BisMarckie

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6788 on: September 11, 2019, 09:09:16 PM »
Also watch and learn Sony. Nintendo allows you to go to eshop without closing the game youíre playing.

edit: is detention good?

You donĎt close the game when you open the PS Store though.

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6789 on: September 11, 2019, 09:11:34 PM »
sfc controller didnt have intents noob

Sorry Iím thinking of SNES. Really like those.
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bork

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6790 on: September 11, 2019, 09:34:26 PM »
Pics of SFC controller with the button indents on X/Y?

You can see it in this video.

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Tasty Meat

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6791 on: September 11, 2019, 09:48:01 PM »
Yup that's the reason the American SNES controller is the best.
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Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6792 on: September 12, 2019, 12:43:40 AM »
Best controller for Switch:

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bluemax

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6793 on: September 12, 2019, 12:48:50 AM »
NO

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6794 on: September 12, 2019, 12:53:58 AM »
Vita 2 has arrived.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6795 on: September 12, 2019, 01:07:20 AM »
I mean this actually has games people want to play so no.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6796 on: September 12, 2019, 01:11:23 AM »
As did Vita, so yes.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6797 on: September 12, 2019, 01:34:39 AM »
The PlayStation Vita has one of the worst library of games of any PlayStation console. Especially compared to the PSP. I donít even like the Switch, but at least if I started a thread asking for JRPG recommendations it wouldnít be filled with shit Idea Factory games and have to be prettied up by PS1 classics. 

Oh boy it has Persona 4 Golden and an Uncharted game no one would give two shits about otherwise. Itís big marque title a PS2 port(FFXHD) is also on the Switch and better along with better versions of every PS1 FF and XII.

Great hardware. Terrible library of games that can probably all be played elsewhere.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6798 on: September 12, 2019, 01:48:59 AM »
Vita had a great library for people who like good games, and it allowed you to play those games on the go, which is the point you missed so very badly.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6799 on: September 12, 2019, 01:57:06 AM »
PSP da gawd
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6800 on: September 12, 2019, 01:58:10 AM »
Yup that's the reason the American SNES controller is the best.

snes controller with sfc colors. Give me NOW.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6801 on: September 12, 2019, 02:02:14 AM »
Vita had a great library for people who like good games, and it allowed you to play those games on the go, which is the point you missed so very badly.
Such as....Usually when people make a point in these kind of things they point to some sort of games.

And no I did'nt miss it. I played a kind of shitty,but perfectly playable version of MGS2/3 on the Vita. I played Dead or Alive 5 on the train. I was able to play FFVI on car rides just like on the PSP.

But when I looked for good games beyond games I could already play better/comfy couch versions of, what was there. Senran Kagura? Boob games? Visual novels? Shitty jrpgs.

The Switch is'nt Vita 2 because there's actual exclusives for people that aren't looking to bottom feed.

Edit-Oh yeah Gravity Rush was great.....I'll just play the PS4 version now though.

About the only game I own thats best on the Vita is what....Muramasa.

Edit 2-Oreshika is kind of neat I guess.

Edit-3 Oh yeah Ys Memories was pretty fun and probably my favorite of the party member Ys games. I bought that when I got a Vita and had very little after that..
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6802 on: September 12, 2019, 02:07:53 AM »
Ys and Gravity Rush were the ONLY games that enticed me to ever getting a vita.
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Potato

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6803 on: September 12, 2019, 06:22:03 AM »
Spud

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6804 on: September 12, 2019, 07:09:31 AM »
The Switch is'nt Vita 2 because there's actual exclusives for people that aren't looking to bottom feed.

There's plenty of good games on the Vita.  It didn't fail because of its game library.

But when I looked for good games beyond games I could already play better/comfy couch versions of, what was there. Senran Kagura? Boob games? Visual novels? Shitty jrpgs.

Are you talking about the Vita or the Switch?  I can't tell!
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6805 on: September 12, 2019, 08:24:41 AM »


I want to make emoticons out of the people in the YT preview pic.
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demi

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6806 on: September 12, 2019, 08:39:33 AM »
Vita battery also lasts longer than 2 hours haha XD portable btw XD
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kingv

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6807 on: September 12, 2019, 08:58:03 AM »
I guess it looks better than Wii fit?

Svejk

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6808 on: September 12, 2019, 09:12:13 AM »


I want to make emoticons out of the people in the YT preview pic.
Way too many sexual references to be made...  ring tensions, squatting, inserting, strap-ons...  too easy.

They should make a Sonic game with that... running and grabbing rings and whatnot   :yeshrug

james

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6809 on: September 12, 2019, 09:24:46 AM »
Blue ocean baby ride that wave
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james

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6810 on: September 12, 2019, 09:29:45 AM »
Quote
The game has a ďquietĒ mode, so that if you live in an apartment or want to play at night without waking anyone, you can do a series of squats instead of jogging to move through the levels.

My butt is going to be so fucking hard
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6811 on: September 12, 2019, 10:24:41 AM »
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mormapope

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6812 on: September 12, 2019, 11:16:11 AM »
Vita has some of the best PS1/all-time JRPGs, along with PSP bangers as well. I'm a proud PSTV owner. Best micro console ever.  :-[

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CatsCatsCats

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6813 on: September 12, 2019, 11:36:20 AM »
Imagine thinking a dual shock is the best anything :yuck
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6814 on: September 12, 2019, 11:41:37 AM »
dual shocks  :nope

dual cocks  :drool
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BisMarckie

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6815 on: September 12, 2019, 11:42:18 AM »
Imagine thinking a dual shock is the best anything :yuck


The DS4 is legit good. Good d-pad and the triggers are decent as well. Certainly better than the abomination that was the DS3.


That battery life though :stahp

Premium Lager

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6816 on: September 12, 2019, 12:10:22 PM »
I got a 256GB card today, so nice I will be able to have Diablo, Overwatch and much more at my fingertips now.

Got Overwatch yesterday for 23 quid too from some UK site.

Fuck there is so many games. Ill be playing on the switch for ages to come.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6817 on: September 12, 2019, 12:22:51 PM »
The Switch is'nt Vita 2 because there's actual exclusives for people that aren't looking to bottom feed.

There's plenty of good games on the Vita.  It didn't fail because of its game library.

But when I looked for good games beyond games I could already play better/comfy couch versions of, what was there. Senran Kagura? Boob games? Visual novels? Shitty jrpgs.

Are you talking about the Vita or the Switch?  I can't tell!
 :rollsafe
I can tell. Iím thinking of the Vita. I actually have options for non bottom of the barrel games on the Switch.

And of course it was the library that was part of the Vitaís failure. Itís crap. Unappealing to anyone not hovering over the new release section of Playasia.com. So yeah you Bork may find Valkyrie Burst Drive Girls or something a worthwhile release. Anyone not looking for just otaku level shit is screwed.

Itís so bad Iím taking a Nintendo console over it.

Great hardware though.



Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6818 on: September 12, 2019, 12:29:45 PM »
Vita has some of the best games ever, like Binding of Isaac and Spelunky. You not appreciating good games is not a problem of the console, it's yours.
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james

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6819 on: September 12, 2019, 12:33:11 PM »
Vita has some of the best games ever

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weeb alert weeb alert
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6820 on: September 12, 2019, 12:33:44 PM »
Iím a weeb and even I didnít touch vita
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6821 on: September 12, 2019, 12:37:16 PM »
Vita was cool af.

Spieler1

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6822 on: September 12, 2019, 12:41:03 PM »
tbf switch is getting all the vita pedo weeb shit now. :idont and non-weeb vita fanboys also only ever hyped up old ports like switch fanboys.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6823 on: September 12, 2019, 12:41:44 PM »
The ignorance of the usual suspects is showing.
There were many great games you could only play portably on Vita at the time.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6824 on: September 12, 2019, 12:45:19 PM »
Vita has some of the best games ever, like Binding of Isaac and Spelunky. You not appreciating good games is not a problem of the console, it's yours.
Wow 2 games that can be played anywhere. No, those arenít my kind of games but I also wouldnít need a Vita for those at all. I guess your point is the Vita as a portable made them better or something. But I donít buy consoles to play games I can play everywhere else. I buy consoles to play games you need the console for(at the time anyway). And honestly itís just the Vita that has this problem. Gameboy, DS, 3DS, and even PSP all had and/or still do have a library of games exclusives to them. Whoís buying a Switch for ports? Ports are neat after the fact. Yeah having FFXII a game Iíve played many times on the Switch is cool. But I sure didnít buy the Switch to just play games I can play a multitude of other places.
The ignorance of the usual suspects is showing.
There were many great games you could only play portably on Vita at the time.
I mean I own a Vita. I didnít just want to use it to play ports of indie games, PS1 games, and visual novels. Thatís what the system became.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6825 on: September 12, 2019, 12:48:56 PM »
Please feel free to list any other handhelds that had Spelunky.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6826 on: September 12, 2019, 12:50:47 PM »
tbf switch is getting all the vita pedo weeb shit now. :idont and non-weeb vita fanboys also only ever hyped up old ports like switch fanboys.
It also gets things like Astral Chain, Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, and so on. Plus all those Nintendo games. So itís hardly the same thing. Iím a weeb. Iím not a fucking creepy otaku though who plays shit like Neptunia or whatever. Which is what made up a huge bulk of the Vita.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6827 on: September 12, 2019, 12:54:27 PM »
Vita got Salt and Sanctuary in 2016. Please list any other handhelds that had the game back then.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6828 on: September 12, 2019, 12:54:29 PM »
Please feel free to list any other handhelds that had Spelunky.
Well Jesus. I canít believe the Vita failed when it had the only portable version of a remake of an indie freeware game available on the PC, PS3, and 360.

What a power house of a system.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6829 on: September 12, 2019, 12:58:20 PM »
Rogue Legacy.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6830 on: September 12, 2019, 12:58:26 PM »
Spelunky. The game I played on my PS3. Lol.
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CatsCatsCats

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6831 on: September 12, 2019, 12:58:33 PM »
Might have already asked this, but recommend me the best rogue likes on switch plz
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Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6832 on: September 12, 2019, 12:59:03 PM »
Vita got Salt and Sanctuary in 2016. Please list any other handhelds that had the game back then.
My labtop?

But sure, people really should have spent that $200 for these high profile ports of indie games they probably already had access to.

Rahxephon91

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6833 on: September 12, 2019, 01:01:08 PM »
I get it the Vita was the console of indie ports, visual novels, boob games, and idea factory level jrpgs.





But yeah it wasnít the library that made it not a mainstream success.

Tasty Meat

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« Reply #6834 on: September 12, 2019, 01:02:43 PM »
Vita 2 has arrived.

Damn no kidding. Had no idea the Lite looked so small... or maybe dude has big hands lol.
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Tasty Meat

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6835 on: September 12, 2019, 01:03:46 PM »


I want to make emoticons out of the people in the YT preview pic.

Truth or Dare 2 looking good.

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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6836 on: September 12, 2019, 01:06:32 PM »
Might have already asked this, but recommend me the best rogue likes on switch plz

Besides Binding of Isaac? Cadence of Hyrule looks like a step up from Crypt of the Necrodancer. Thereís a new Chocobo Mystery Dungeon out. Tangledeep.

Mind, I havenít played any of these besides BoI but theyíre on my list.

Chocobo especially.

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nachobro

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6837 on: September 12, 2019, 01:07:03 PM »
Might have already asked this, but recommend me the best rogue likes on switch plz
crypt of the necrodancer / cadence of hyrule
dead cells
risk of rain

into the breach is not a proper roguelike but i love it has procedurally generated levels like FTL and some roguelikes

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6838 on: September 12, 2019, 01:08:45 PM »
Risk of Rain looks so good.
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Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6839 on: September 12, 2019, 01:34:11 PM »
Crypt of the Necrodancer was awesome on Vita, as well. It also got Risk of Rain, in 2016.

So Vita had good games, you just didn't know or play them.
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