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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8280 on: May 25, 2020, 12:23:51 PM »
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8281 on: May 25, 2020, 12:57:49 PM »
what is it about xenoblade games and characters shouting the same line over and over in battle  :doge
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8282 on: May 25, 2020, 01:12:20 PM »
That's every JRPG.
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« Reply #8283 on: May 25, 2020, 01:40:35 PM »

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« Reply #8284 on: May 25, 2020, 02:16:25 PM »
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At least the UI is high res!
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« Reply #8285 on: May 25, 2020, 03:40:55 PM »
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This game actually looks like a painting  :lawd
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8286 on: May 25, 2020, 09:02:14 PM »
Looks about as bad as XBC2 which I still played mostly in hand held, so eh.
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« Reply #8287 on: May 25, 2020, 09:15:49 PM »
It's a little disappointing as I would have expected it to be an improvement over thier last game. It's not like it will be unplayable or anything, it's just XB2 looked so muddy in handheld mode. I don't know, I don't expect amazing image quality and visuals when I play the Switch on my tv. As long as the game looks good enough, I'll be fine. I probably should expect more, but that's the way it's been on the Wii, the WiiU, and now the Switch.  So it's no surprise.

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« Reply #8288 on: May 26, 2020, 01:15:20 AM »
I'm playing this docked anyway. Pro Controller for Pro Gamers. :rejoice
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8289 on: May 26, 2020, 12:45:57 PM »
Got the Split pad pro. Hope the build quality isn't as shit as the joy cons.

Got the joy con drift and I don't know if they're doing repairs during this corona shit.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8290 on: May 26, 2020, 12:55:03 PM »
That's every JRPG.
Even western RPGs too... Playing Baldur's Gate, can't say how many times I hear, "It will be done" or "For the fallen!!"

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« Reply #8291 on: May 26, 2020, 01:10:18 PM »
xenoblade 2 was an outrageous offender of it though

like i'm gonna play on mute and listen to music instead bad til they patched it out
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« Reply #8292 on: May 26, 2020, 01:19:23 PM »
ITS REIN TIME
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« Reply #8293 on: May 26, 2020, 01:26:32 PM »
That's every JRPG.
Even western RPGs too... Playing Baldur's Gate, can't say how many times I hear, "It will be done" or "For the fallen!!"

I swear nothing will ever beat Tales of games for this.

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« Reply #8294 on: May 27, 2020, 12:20:39 AM »
xenoblade 2 was an outrageous offender of it though

like i'm gonna play on mute and listen to music instead bad til they patched it out

Yeah, XBC2 has to be in the top 5 worst JRPGs for voice line call outs. I feel like I'm kinda okay at tuning it out by now, but that game was just ugh.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8295 on: May 27, 2020, 08:05:32 AM »
shitty retail job got these in and they're much bigger than i thought they would be

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« Reply #8296 on: May 27, 2020, 10:22:00 AM »
Enjoy your dox
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« Reply #8297 on: May 27, 2020, 10:39:01 AM »
Lol the address is on the box, m8

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« Reply #8298 on: May 27, 2020, 10:47:23 AM »
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« Reply #8299 on: May 27, 2020, 11:16:24 AM »
Cool nails. :)

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8300 on: May 27, 2020, 11:53:58 AM »
Not the address for my store (warehouse address, but I'll modify it anyways lmao)

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8301 on: May 28, 2020, 07:56:09 AM »


TL;DR:

Runs at 720P max.  Some of the detail (art) looks better on the original Wii version.  Art style changes are going to look better to some and worse to others  There's also some things that had detail reduced, like moving trees.  Shits all over the 3DS version visually.  Game still looks great overall and generally stays at 30 FPS with dynamic resolution to keep it stable.  New UI is much better.  Can toggle between redone music and original music. 

Says it's a significant improvement over the original version in most areas.  Notes that he didn't play through it, so we get nothing about the new content.
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« Reply #8302 on: May 28, 2020, 08:06:07 AM »
Yeeeaah... not liking the redesign of their faces... seems to lose the original's charm... dolphin emu for ftw.  :D

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« Reply #8303 on: May 28, 2020, 08:13:35 AM »
I got Saint's Row IV Re-Elected on sale and played it for a couple of hours last night.  It's a better port than SR3 was (although SR3 now runs just fine after several patches have been released) and looks/runs better.  I saw some reported issues with the DLC not showing up in-game, but this was supposedly fixed in a patch last month.  I'm confused by this, since it doesn't come with any DLC vouchers and everything is already supposed to be on the cart/download.  The only thing missing here is Gat Outta Hell, which technically is a standalone game anyway.
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« Reply #8304 on: May 28, 2020, 12:00:16 PM »
Got Xenoblade downloaded and playable (J-version), but I bet as soon as I even try to do anything, it will magically get super busy at work.  :'(

Also got Shantae and the Seven Sirens.  New metroidvania time! :hyper
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8305 on: May 28, 2020, 12:03:02 PM »
You get 100,000 gold to start with if you have a Xenoblade 2 save.
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« Reply #8306 on: May 28, 2020, 12:35:34 PM »
You can also choose between English and Japanese voices and new/original music in the options.

Am playing it docked- maybe it's just me, but it seems like the real-time cut scenes are running at 1080P?  Looks noticeably cleaner than when you're playing.  Gameplay is clearly 720P, but is a smooth 30 and it doesn't look too bad.  You can really tell this was a Wii port-up, but it looks good enough considering. 

The character design style almost looks they went from Vagrant Story to Kingdom Hearts.  I didn't play the original so it doesn't bother me, but it may turn off some people.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8307 on: May 28, 2020, 12:40:39 PM »
XCOM 2 collection is apparently coming out tomorrow? Wonder how port is.

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« Reply #8308 on: May 28, 2020, 12:54:30 PM »
Can't wait to go ham on Xenoblade this weekend before returning to my essential corona-job on Monday. :rejoice
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« Reply #8309 on: May 28, 2020, 12:54:55 PM »
XCOM 2 collection is apparently coming out tomorrow? Wonder how port is.

Looks all those 2K ports are- XCOM 2, Borderlands 1, Handsome Collection, and Bioshock 1-3. 

XCOM is $50 and takes up 24 GB.
:yikes

At least you can get Borderlands 1 by itself and it takes up a more doable 13 GB of space, but it's $30.  And then no way to buy BL2 or the pre-sequel by themselves. 

Would be interested if they had physical releases, but IIRC they're just going to be DLC vouchers in game cases (?).
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« Reply #8310 on: May 28, 2020, 12:59:39 PM »
Also, I will be playing Xenoblade in the Queen's English as God intended.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8311 on: May 28, 2020, 01:02:32 PM »
Also, I will be playing Xenoblade in the Queen's English as God intended.

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« Reply #8312 on: May 28, 2020, 01:11:02 PM »
Norio Wakamoto is Mumkhar's voice actor.  All I can think of is him playing weird anime characters.

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« Reply #8313 on: May 28, 2020, 04:26:33 PM »
Norio Wakamoto is Mumkhar's voice actor.  All I can think of is him playing weird anime characters.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8314 on: June 03, 2020, 10:07:34 AM »


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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8315 on: June 03, 2020, 10:09:21 AM »
The internal space lasted way longer than I expected. With all the recent sales I ended up ordering a 400 GB external memory card.

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« Reply #8316 on: June 03, 2020, 11:35:03 AM »
The internal space lasted way longer than I expected. With all the recent sales I ended up ordering a 400 GB external memory card.

My 512 GB has filled up more than once.  :lol :dizzy  I would love to get a 1 TB card, but those prices are still nope nope nope.
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« Reply #8317 on: June 03, 2020, 12:24:54 PM »
I have a 200 GB card since launch I've been happy with, about halfway filled now.

Recently swapped Breath of the Wild and New Horizons from internal to SD since I haven't played the former in a while.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8318 on: June 03, 2020, 12:42:19 PM »
Anyone with Overwatch wanna knock out some co-op challenges today?

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« Reply #8319 on: June 04, 2020, 05:45:05 AM »
I love that the 51 Worldwide Classics game actually seems like a quality product. Might just get it to play some of these old games with my mom.

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« Reply #8320 on: June 04, 2020, 05:51:25 AM »
nintendo family fun  :rejoice
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« Reply #8323 on: June 04, 2020, 03:30:57 PM »
Power of the Tegra X1 :rejoice
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« Reply #8324 on: June 04, 2020, 03:51:49 PM »
Dark10x: "Noooo you can't just port everything to the Switch at 20fps"

Developers: "Haha Unreal Engine 4 settings sliders go brrrrrrrr"
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8325 on: June 04, 2020, 04:29:23 PM »
Taking an already ugly game and making it look disgusting :rejoice
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« Reply #8326 on: June 04, 2020, 06:19:05 PM »
The random load times during gameplay + pop-in enemies. :rejoice
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« Reply #8327 on: June 04, 2020, 06:21:21 PM »
I saw some Nintendies using that developer's "we can port everything" comment as console war fuel and thinking Cyberpunk Switch is a sure thing now :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg

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« Reply #8328 on: June 04, 2020, 06:26:25 PM »
The Switch port of Cyberpunk 2077 will be a text adventure, just as William Gibson intended.
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« Reply #8329 on: June 04, 2020, 06:42:23 PM »
They can release Cyberpunk 2077: Cinematic Edition.

Which is just a $60 dollar cartridge with a 10 minute trailer at 480p and Nintendies will use it for their list wars.
I feel like some of these developers know exactly what they're doing with these shit unplayable ports.  :thinking
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8330 on: June 04, 2020, 08:38:27 PM »
Devs get to cash in and nintendo and the more goofy insufferable parts of their fanbase get another bullet point in list wars of good software on their machine.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8331 on: June 05, 2020, 04:09:05 AM »
At least it looks closer to New Vegas' setting. :D

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« Reply #8332 on: June 05, 2020, 07:59:35 AM »
Seems to be a game that just doesn't do well on lower-end hardware.  There's issues running it on the much more powerful GPD Win Max (although it certainly looks and runs a hell of a lot better than the Switch port).

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« Reply #8333 on: June 05, 2020, 09:41:07 AM »
I saw some Nintendies using that developer's "we can port everything" comment as console war fuel and thinking Cyberpunk Switch is a sure thing now :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg

:lol Wii era all over again.

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« Reply #8334 on: June 05, 2020, 10:49:05 AM »
i'd like to see rockstar have a bash at porting red dead 2 to the switch :lol
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« Reply #8335 on: June 06, 2020, 09:21:00 PM »
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« Reply #8336 on: June 08, 2020, 12:04:01 AM »
I bought Link's Awakening. The graphic style is really appealing to me and I thought it would be ok as babies first Zelda.

It does look nice and seems to be a breezy game. I just wish it didn't have the obvious slowdown.

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« Reply #8338 on: June 08, 2020, 01:59:04 AM »
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« Reply #8339 on: June 08, 2020, 06:19:59 AM »
Maybe the DS one'll run on it?