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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6360 on: September 09, 2019, 01:14:35 PM »
Jesus.

*orders screen protector immediately*
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6361 on: September 09, 2019, 01:21:41 PM »
Is this the best controller adapter for the Switch, and does it work well with the DS4? I swear to fucking god my 8bitdo controller hates pairing with my Switch and the joycon drift is awful.

https://www.amazon.com/Mayflash-Magic-NS-Wireless-Controller-Nintendo/dp/B079B5KHWQ/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1JPO9PZF2Q9FG&keywords=mayflash+magicns&qid=1568049621&s=electronics&sprefix=mayflash+magic+%2Celectronics%2C130&sr=1-2
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6362 on: September 09, 2019, 01:37:04 PM »
Look into a brook.

http://www.brookaccessory.com/detail/10323791/

Brook has a highly reputable name especially in fighting games. I’d suggest them over Mayflash any day.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6363 on: September 09, 2019, 01:42:35 PM »
"why you should order a screen protector"

"watch this guy attack his switch with an exacto knife and forcefully bend the joycons to the breaking point"

"this is normal behavior for capital G gamers - BE CAREFUL"
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6364 on: September 09, 2019, 01:46:02 PM »
Is this the best controller adapter for the Switch, and does it work well with the DS4? I swear to fucking god my 8bitdo controller hates pairing with my Switch and the joycon drift is awful.

https://www.amazon.com/Mayflash-Magic-NS-Wireless-Controller-Nintendo/dp/B079B5KHWQ/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1JPO9PZF2Q9FG&keywords=mayflash+magicns&qid=1568049621&s=electronics&sprefix=mayflash+magic+%2Celectronics%2C130&sr=1-2

Yes, it is fantastic and is well supported. I applied the latest firmware update and then it worked perfectly, including rumble and motion control. The correct setting for Dualshock 4 is purple. Plug it into your Switch and then plug the DS4 into the adapter once to register the controller. Set Switch to "wired controller". Done.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6365 on: September 09, 2019, 01:52:18 PM »
"why you should order a screen protector"

"watch this guy attack his switch with an exacto knife and forcefully bend the joycons to the breaking point"

"this is normal behavior for capital G gamers - BE CAREFUL"

You never know when you might have a heated gaming moment, stay safe fam.
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Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6366 on: September 09, 2019, 02:02:38 PM »
"why you should order a screen protector"

"watch this guy attack his switch with an exacto knife and forcefully bend the joycons to the breaking point"

"this is normal behavior for capital G gamers - BE CAREFUL"

He showed that the screen is easily scratched when touched by objects that are a 3 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness, which is pretty soft. Glass is more than three times as hard. As comparison, pure copper has a hardness of 3, and that's not really hard at all.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6367 on: September 09, 2019, 02:06:32 PM »
Ok, but we already know the Switch is prone to scuffs and marks from the Dock alone, don't need some sped with a knife to tell me that
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6368 on: September 09, 2019, 02:10:48 PM »
I appreciate the video man. Whenever I get attacked by a crazed knife weilding maniac I will know I am in deep shit because all I have on me is my Switch
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« Reply #6369 on: September 09, 2019, 02:13:38 PM »
It's not about the rest of the video, which after all is from a channel that tests the durability of phones and other portable devices until the breaking point.
It's not to show that you can destroy stuff, it's to show exacly how much force does what.
Unless I misunderstood you, you said it was paranoid to use a screen protector on Switch, which it isn't if you want it to remain free of scratches.
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demi

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6370 on: September 09, 2019, 02:26:58 PM »
No, I think he's paranoid over it because he's clearly careful enough to not shove a Switch in with his car keys or a giant knife -- he already "modded" his Dock with foam pads from the start.

He's more than welcome to buy twenty screen protectors as long as it's through an amazon referal link though.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6371 on: September 09, 2019, 02:36:45 PM »
If my Switch is all scratched up I just buy a new one.

Don‘t want people to think of me as some virgin who cares about his consoles.

kingv

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6372 on: September 09, 2019, 02:40:25 PM »
Switch is a fucking Moh Bomba.

Also, it only plays kiddy games and ports.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6373 on: September 09, 2019, 02:48:04 PM »
Post good screen protector plz

I got this one.

https://www.amazon.com/amFilm-Tempered-Screen-Protector-Nintendo-Switch/dp/B01N3ASPNV/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=switch+screen+protector&qid=1568042736&s=gateway&sr=8-3

Just ordered, it'll be here tomorrow. Thanks!

I assume the Switch screen's plastic because of durability; won't shatter like Gorilla Glass.

BTW I am playing Dragon's Dogma and this game is the shit. Can't believe I missed this first time around. Best portable system ever

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6374 on: September 09, 2019, 02:52:12 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6375 on: September 09, 2019, 02:58:08 PM »
:lol
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6376 on: September 09, 2019, 03:01:20 PM »
Dragon's Dogma is the goddam bee's knees.  Fuck every other game.

Occam

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6377 on: September 09, 2019, 03:04:04 PM »
I assume the Switch screen's plastic because of durability; won't shatter like Gorilla Glass.

It makes sense they didn't use glass but it really should come with a plastic screen protector preinstalled, which would probably cost Nintendo less than 5 cents a piece.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6378 on: September 09, 2019, 03:27:03 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6379 on: September 09, 2019, 03:44:29 PM »
Does Switch version have the SUPERIOR intro song

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6380 on: September 09, 2019, 04:13:35 PM »
Does Switch version have the SUPERIOR intro song




No because 2K has the license now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ActPPJLBpRkf

Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6381 on: September 09, 2019, 04:32:41 PM »
Paya is THICC

Nintendo making the hottest vidya girlies :heart
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6382 on: September 09, 2019, 05:50:26 PM »
Blasphemous has some absolutely amazingly creepy settings. Finding it quite cool so far, although the gameplay isnt all that amazing.



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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6383 on: September 09, 2019, 06:58:54 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?


kingv

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6385 on: September 09, 2019, 08:34:00 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?

Bruh, you know how Dragons Dogma sold, right?

Sho Nuff

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6386 on: September 09, 2019, 08:41:21 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?

Bruh, you know how Dragons Dogma sold, right?

Lemme introduce you to the Japanese videogame industry, my friend

Chooky

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6387 on: September 09, 2019, 08:56:18 PM »
:(

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6388 on: September 09, 2019, 09:32:20 PM »
Ya it's your fault we won't get a sequel. Sleep on that

FU I bought it at launch to support my roommate who was the producer on it, but I never played it

I mean yeah that makes me a bad roommate but at least Daddy Capcom got my yens

.... the producer of a huge multimillion dollar internationally released video game has room mates?

Bruh, you know how Dragons Dogma sold, right?

Lemme introduce you to the Japanese videogame industry, my friend

I hope you write your memoirs. You’ve led a very interesting life.
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Sho Nuff

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6389 on: September 09, 2019, 10:03:59 PM »
i seen some shit man. maybe if I change the names of the companies and position it as fiction

kingv

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6390 on: September 09, 2019, 11:53:14 PM »
“Jeremy Katomi and Hamburger Miyamata, creators of games that inspired such classics as Bubsy 3D and Giana sisters  would constantly talk about loli in company listservs.”

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6391 on: September 10, 2019, 12:09:01 AM »
Primary Consoles by Anonymous :teehee
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6392 on: September 10, 2019, 07:42:17 AM »
Firmware update is up- actually adds features, including invites to people on your friends list to play games online HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS LIST NOW  :o
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Tasty

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6393 on: September 10, 2019, 09:41:24 AM »
HOLY SHIT A USEFUL FRIENDS LIST?? :gladbron

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6394 on: September 10, 2019, 12:15:20 PM »
Nintendo beginning to get close to Sony and Microsoft 2006 online levels  :o
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6395 on: September 10, 2019, 12:19:55 PM »
That’s good, but I’m not going to shower them with praise for basic functionality lol

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6396 on: September 10, 2019, 12:33:16 PM »
fingers crossed for parties and console level voice chat for switch 2

cloud saves for all games by switch 3 here we go

kingv

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6397 on: September 10, 2019, 12:55:06 PM »
Switch vitality sensor is what we really need.

Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6398 on: September 10, 2019, 08:15:35 PM »
Celeste and Undertale both on sale
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6399 on: September 10, 2019, 08:16:10 PM »
Also watch and learn Sony. Nintendo allows you to go to eshop without closing the game you’re playing.

edit: is detention good?
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Chooky

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6400 on: September 10, 2019, 08:23:52 PM »
i really couldn't get into super meat boy, but i was never sure if that was because of the gameplay or because of the newgrounds edgelord theme. always made me hesitant to try out celeste.

Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6401 on: September 10, 2019, 08:43:48 PM »
Is Celeste by the same people? I love Meat Boy.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6402 on: September 10, 2019, 08:47:52 PM »
Nope, different devs. Also a difficult 2D platformer though.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6403 on: September 10, 2019, 08:58:25 PM »
Celeste is good and similar to meat boy but its better. It even has modifiers if you cant be fucked to actually try and learn the game.

The chapter 9 dlc is pretty much a big fuck you to casual players and encourages you to use the modifiers to discover Celeste's dark secret
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6404 on: September 10, 2019, 09:00:22 PM »
Celeste is good and similar to meat boy but its better. It even has modifiers if you cant be fucked to actually try and learn the game.

The chapter 9 dlc is pretty much a big fuck you to casual players and encourages you to use the modifiers to discover Celeste's dark secret

Sounds sick
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6405 on: September 10, 2019, 09:00:22 PM »
I enjoyed a played through of Celeste, solid platformer, really liked how quickly it let’s try again when you fuck up

Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6406 on: September 10, 2019, 09:02:40 PM »
I need a bigger SD card. Thinking 200 gb.

Got a spare 64 gb card I had for 3ds here to start out with.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6407 on: September 10, 2019, 09:36:40 PM »
I need a bigger SD card. Thinking 200 gb.

Got a spare 64 gb card I had for 3ds here to start out with.

Go for 400.  Price has dropped a lot- they're like $53 on Amazon right now.  Only about $20 more than a good 200 GB card!
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6408 on: September 10, 2019, 09:39:04 PM »
Anyone have NSMBU Deluxe and DKC Tropical freeze switch they wanna get rid of
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6409 on: September 11, 2019, 10:33:02 AM »


HORRENDOUS backtracking in the original LA hopefully fixed.

Posting this vid without watching to view later
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6410 on: September 11, 2019, 11:49:12 AM »


HORRENDOUS backtracking in the original LA hopefully fixed.

Posting this vid without watching to view later

It's clickbait.  He hasn't played it and is just regurgitating information from other sites/announcements.
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6411 on: September 11, 2019, 11:54:19 AM »
I watched it and it was still pretty informative.

You have more warp in it which is my main concern.
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Sho Nuff

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6412 on: September 11, 2019, 12:06:55 PM »
Screen protector installed, looks lovely and can't even tell it's there.

Still hitting Dragon's Dogma hard. Respeced to Magic Archer and having a blast. Still not sure how big the map is, jamming on the big city at the moment. Not sure when any other of my Switch games are gonna get any playtime

Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6413 on: September 11, 2019, 01:20:49 PM »
Castlevania II is much better than anyone gives it credit for. Much better than Zelda II and its shitty combat.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6414 on: September 11, 2019, 02:17:37 PM »
Firmware update is up- actually adds features, including invites to people on your friends list to play games online HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS LIST NOW  :o

How do you actually invite ppl tho? I couldn’t find the option anywhere last night

Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6415 on: September 11, 2019, 02:27:31 PM »
Demi I gave Celeste a test run and did the first chapter. Solid stuff.
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6416 on: September 11, 2019, 03:39:07 PM »
Someone need to put out a Saturn controller for switch cuz that stock dpad is straight up dookie
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6417 on: September 11, 2019, 03:44:39 PM »
Someone need to put out a Saturn controller for switch cuz that stock dpad is straight up dookie



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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6418 on: September 11, 2019, 03:45:31 PM »
Disgusting.
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Himu

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #6419 on: September 11, 2019, 04:45:15 PM »
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