Twist.
Donald Trump found himself at one of those pedo parties. He thought it was a standard real estate gig but it wasn't.
Mr Trump was horrified at what he saw. He doesn't drink, and he certainly doesn't engage in illegal sex activities.
From that day on, he started on the mission to bring the pedo ring down. But everywhere he turned the investigation was shut down.
The rot went all the way to the top. What could a simple real estate guru do when the president was in on it?
Obviously, at a party, he got the Mrs in private.
Hilary, he said, your husband is a monster.
But Hillary laughed. She was in on it too and would use the knowledge to also be president.
So what could Trump do but to take out down from the top?
So he ran for president and now finally has the power to bring the whole house of pedos down