I'm baffled there aren't already more candidates, one of the front runners can't come back in the country

The Abramson guy who just got in last month or so is a super pro-life guy which doesn't fly in The Party anymore.
You don't have to actually do anything like the real parties, Adam Kokesh is the only one actually spending money and he's spent $182,000 over his five year long bid. A lot of which I think has to do with his "media empire" more than actual traditional campaign type spending.