US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[Tasty]

He should go ride a fat cock without lube.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1244399508575997955

https://twitter.com/PodSaveAmerica/status/1244393733572808704

Despite all this Trump still clowned the media. 

whose mans is this, how did we end up with this president

I wouldn't be surprised if 75% of people who pulled the lever on Trump did so in order to see how he would fumble about as President during a big crisis such as this one because it makes good television.
As the Onion predicted 5 years ago https://www.theonion.com/admit-it-you-people-want-to-see-how-far-this-goes-don-1819584988 just as they accurately predicted what would happen if Bush got elected.

Year 2017: Revolving door administration / Neo Nazi's / Russia Conspiracy
Year 2018: Kavanaugh / Trump vs. Mueller / Midterms
Year 2019: Ukraine / Economic Boom / Impeachment
Year 2020: Corona / Recovery / Re-election(?)

Hollywood couldn't have written it better.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/IssaKneeGrow/status/1244275192135811072

If she's not a regular mass deleter this might not be the best way to convince people the charges are baseless.

[benjipwns]

The Discourse... cursed, it is

Stay positive:
https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1244244768936386561

[Tripon]

The Discourse... cursed, it is

Stay positive:
https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1244244768936386561

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1242549127973670912

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/everequivocal/status/1242713240733245441

https://twitter.com/TheLoveBel0w/status/1242598396214509571

I can't believe the BernieBros would photoshop all these things to smear a patriot.

[benjipwns]

Rhode Island Gov. Gina Raimondo is no longer singling out motorists from New York for restricted access to her state. Instead, she has broadened the restrictions to include all other states.

Raimondo announced on Friday that her state’s police would pull over drivers with New York license plates and force them to self-quarantine for 14 days. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo quickly denounced the policy and threatened to sue.

During his daily briefing on Sunday, Cuomo said he had spoken with Raimondo on Saturday and that she told him her executive order was being repealed.

“I don’t think the order was called for, I don’t believe it was legal, I don’t believe it was neighborly,” he said. “I understand the point, but I thought there were different ways to do it, and the governor of Rhode Island was every receptive.”

While Cuomo suggested the shift was a reprieve for New Yorkers, Raimondo indicated Sunday that New Yorkers will still need to stop or be stopped as they enter Rhode Island — now, they’ll simply have more company at those checkpoints.

“As the data has changed, the situation has changed. Unfortunately, the rate of infection we’re seeing in New York City — unfortunately, we’re seeing that same rate of infection in other places, Connecticut, New Hampshire, New Jersey, etc.,” Raimondo said during a regular briefing at the State House in Providence. “So, yesterday, to keep all Rhode Islanders safe, I signed an executive order imposing a quarantine on all visitors from any state, by any mode of transportation who are coming in Rhode Island for non-work purposes and plan to stay.”

Rhode Island State Police Superintendent Col. James Manni said at the same briefing Sunday that his troopers and national guard members were establishing two checkpoints on I-95 and two on other highways entering the state.

Commercial vehicles will not be stopped, but signs will direct passenger vehicles from out-of-state to rest stops where members of the national guard will stop motorists, he said. Those who say they’re passing through will be sent on their way, while those intend to stay in Rhode Island will be told about the 14-day quarantine requirement and asked for contact information that will be passed on to the state’s health department, Manni added. Rhode Island officials have promised door-to-door checks on those individuals, but it’s still unclear who will perform them.

Out-of-state passenger vehicles that don’t stop at the highway checkpoints will be pulled over by state police and directed to one, the police official said.

“Interstate commerce will not be impeded,” Manni emphasized. “The procedure we have in place does not violate anyone’s constitutional rights.”

Even if we don't get the piles of bodies we're going to get piles of legal cases from this.

[Transhuman]

For the sake of argument, lets say Biden is a rapist. Bernie Sanders isn't a rapist. Why not vote for the not rapist?

[benjipwns]

He lost.

[Madrun Badrun]

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The Discourse... cursed, it is

FACT CHECK:
https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244414535500513282

It was all satire!

https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244421284261486603

https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244436484221960192

Psychhh, she believes it in earnest and is just doing that thing when people claim that their earnest beliefs are satire when they get flamed.

That's Harris Wittles', coiner of the phrase 'humble brag', sister who is pretty funny her self.  I'm 99% certain it was not meant to be taken as a real argument.

[Tripon]

He lost.

What's the actual chances of Biden getting replaced by his either VP pick or some other weird ass Dem convention pick?

[curly]

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/the-contrarian-coronavirus-theory-that-informed-the-trump-administration

This is a fun read

[curly]

And he's a libertarian too 

[benjipwns]

What's the actual chances of Biden getting replaced by his either VP pick or some other weird ass Dem convention pick?

What's the actual chances he dies before July?

[Transhuman]

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The Discourse... cursed, it is

FACT CHECK:
https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244414535500513282

It was all satire!

https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244421284261486603

https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244436484221960192

Psychhh, she believes it in earnest and is just doing that thing when people claim that their earnest beliefs are satire when they get flamed.

That's Harris Wittles', coiner of the phrase 'humble brag', sister who is pretty funny her self.  I'm 99% certain it was not meant to be taken as a real argument.

She shouldn't have apologized, but I guess social media people are afraid of losing followers or whatever the fuck.

Sad about Wittels. I had fentanyl last night and it was *really* good. I can see how people die from that shit.

[thisismyusername]

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The Discourse... cursed, it is

FACT CHECK:
https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244414535500513282

It was all satire!

https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244421284261486603

https://twitter.com/wittelstephanie/status/1244436484221960192

Psychhh, she believes it in earnest and is just doing that thing when people claim that their earnest beliefs are satire when they get flamed.

That's Harris Wittles', coiner of the phrase 'humble brag', sister who is pretty funny her self.  I'm 99% certain it was not meant to be taken as a real argument.

She shouldn't have apologized, but I guess social media people are afraid of losing followers or whatever the fuck.

Sad about Wittels. I had fentanyl last night and it was *really* good. I can see how people die from that shit.

It's less about followers and more about the backlash affecting her (possibly delayed) job security.

[benjipwns]

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/the-contrarian-coronavirus-theory-that-informed-the-trump-administration

This is a fun read

By the way, Bill Gates agrees with me, I’m happy to say.

What does he agree with you on?

He thinks you have to relax the economic, lockdown restrictions. They are too severe.

Just to clarify, this is from a Vox Recode article, “Bill Gates rebuked proposals, floated over the last two days by leaders like Donald Trump, to reopen the global economy despite the Covid-19 coronavirus outbreak, saying that this approach would be ‘very irresponsible.’ ” Gates said, “There really is no middle ground, and it’s very tough to say to people, ‘Hey, keep going to restaurants, go buy new houses, ignore the pile of bodies over in the corner. We want you to keep spending because maybe there’s a politician who thinks GDP growth is all that counts.’ It’s very irresponsible for someone to suggest we can have the best of both worlds.”

I misread him then. Whatever Mr. Gates said, that’s fine.

[bluemax]

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1244399285833281536

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1244398753760587783

 

https://twitter.com/gregggonsalves/status/1243980941833523200

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/dougom/status/1244402775011864579

 

[benjipwns]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/biden-debuts-podcast-his-virtual-campaign-president-n1171756

WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden took his virtual presidential campaign to the next level Monday when he launched a podcast as the coronavirus forces him to get creative in reaching voters otherwise distracted by a global pandemic.

The podcast “Here’s the Deal” is intended to provide listeners “a voice of clarity during uncertain times” by delving into pressing subjects affecting Americans' day-to-day lives in conversations between Biden and “national top experts,” according to its media kit.

“Hey, Team Biden. It’s Joe, and I’m sitting in Wilmington, Delaware,” Biden says at the top of the debut podcast. “It’s a scary time, people are confused, things are changing every day, every hour so I wanted to have this conversation with you now if we could.”

The title plays on one of Biden’s favorite phrases he uses before launching into an explanation about a subject he wants people to understand.

In the 20-minute episode recorded last Tuesday, Biden interviews his former chief of staff, Ron Klain, who also served as the Obama administration’s Ebola czar, on how President Donald Trump should be handling the pandemic that has killed more than 2,000 people in the U.S.

[CatsCatsCats]

Liking DMB is about doing drugs in the gorge, what a poser

[Nintex]

So after weeks of thinking and planning all the galaxy brains at the Biden campaign could come up with is a podcast. 

[ToxicAdam]

Hopefully the next episode focuses on ayahuasca, dmt and the joys of eating elk meat.

[Madrun Badrun]

Harris Wittels and his sister are pretty funny, (and I didn't know it was her,) but saying something is satire only to completely agree with the highlighted sentiment is pretty and I don't see how that isn't the case from her later tweets.

Because it's often times easier to just apologize and move on on the internet than continue to argue.

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/IChotiner/status/1244401479949025280

Read this whole thing, I promise you'll be furiously masturbating by the end

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/IChotiner/status/1244401479949025280

Read this whole thing, I promise you'll be furiously masturbating by the end

Oh, it’s a theory.

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/IChotiner/status/1244401479949025280

Read this whole thing, I promise you'll be furiously masturbating by the end

I dunno, guys, he's a libertarian "legal scholar" I think he knows what he's talking about here.

[Nintex]

Think about the poor writers.

Before they could just write a piece like: "10 reasons why you shouldn't use soap" and grift from the ads.
Now they have to worry the clickbait of the day doesn't become official white house policy 

[Trent Dole]

https://twitter.com/dougom/status/1244402775011864579

 

Moran, huh?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Joe Biden: The government is not doing enough and stepping up

Question: Are you rethinking single payer?

Also Joe Biden : Single payer will not solve this problem. Doctor's hospitals, resources from these places are stretched thin!

 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1244676659460087814

[kingv]

https://twitter.com/dougom/status/1244402775011864579

 

Moran, huh?

Why is she going to tempt fate like this? This is like that chick joking about the tainted lobster roll from Quiznos and then dying 3 weeks later.

[D3RANG3D]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1244676659460087814

Guess she established herself in Washington just in time for reelection.

[benjipwns]

He's nearly 80 years old, social distancing, especially in New York is what she's supposed to be doing.

[benjipwns]

So after weeks of thinking and planning all the galaxy brains at the Biden campaign could come up with is a podcast. 

Oh friend, it's even better than that, they came up with... a podcast that's a week behind:

Biden says at the top of the debut podcast. “It’s a scary time, people are confused, things are changing every day, every hour so I wanted to have this conversation with you now if we could.”

...

In the 20-minute episode recorded last Tuesday

[Nintex]

Poor Bernie, no way he can bounce back during this pandemic.

During the last window of opportunity he has to become President he has to sit on his hands and watch how senile Joe is trying to do a 20 minute podcast of last weeks events while Trump pulls off ever more crazy stunts for higher ratings during a pandemic. 

[Madrun Badrun]

It's pretty crazy that the guy whose main platform for years has been about bettering your healthcare system is losing in the middle of a pandemic. 

[Nintex]

I wondered what the rush with the ship to NY was, but apparently Maddow did this report:


So that's why Team Trump deployed it as quickly as possible. 

Deploying hospital ships to own the libs 

[BIONIC]

It's pretty crazy that the guy whose main platform for years has been about bettering your healthcare system is losing in the middle of a pandemic.

It’s almost like the average American is a complete dumb fuck   

spoiler (click to show/hide)

To be fair, the average person is as well 

[close]

[Nintex]

lmoa, trump gets the pillow guy to help out. 
https://twitter.com/debrajsaunders/status/1244705499704164352

[Cauliflower Of Love]

It's pretty crazy that the guy whose main platform for years has been about bettering your healthcare system is losing in the middle of a pandemic. 

Wow, the healthcare system has nothing to do with this pandemic. what is this?

[benjipwns]

I can't say I support feeding children an after-school snack, but I'd like to hear more about his dismembering grandmothers plan.

[Transhuman]

They gotta get one of his victims to come forward and say "Joe Biden raped me but i'm still voting for him because we have to beat Trump"

[Madrun Badrun]

Biden plants his own rapees in the debate audience. 

[thisismyusername]

It's pretty crazy that the guy whose main platform for years has been about bettering your healthcare system is losing in the middle of a pandemic.

Americans are fucking dumb.

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The Discourse... cursed, it is

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please make it stop

Voting Buffalo Bidet to own the Trumps. Truly the state of American Politics has jumped past Transmetropolitian levels to complete idiocracy.

[Coffee Dog]

"Joe Biden could walk down 5th avenue and rape someone in plain daylight and I'd still vote for him" is not the foot you want to start off on, but it's totally unsurprising that's what's happening.

[curly]

This is my favorite exchange in the whole thing:

Admit it. If you came into a realm that reflected me, you'd run. I see you horsefuckers and come straight at you. That is not a bubble.

The part that comes after is also pretty

No, actually, I would not.

Then good. Then maybe what you want to do is to say, “Gee, I’m not quite sure that this is right. I’m going to check with somebody else.” But, you want to come at me hard, I am going to come back harder at you. And then if I can’t jam my fingers down your throat, then I am not worth it. But you have basically gone over the line. If you want to ask questions, ask questions. I put forward a model. But a little bit of respect.

O.K. Let me ask you this question. All my questions are asked with respect.

That’s not the way I hear it.

 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/1244705721339576320

 

[stufte]

I knew I liked that guy.

[VomKriege]

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON THE ECONOMY FOR 500 5000 DEATHS ! YOU'LL REGRET THIS !

[nachobro]

mypillow guy showed up at the briefing to talk about making masks and then pivoted into talking about how all the time at home is a good time to get to know god and goes on about how great god is and such. trump gets back on the mic after that and says "i didn't know he was gonna do that but he's my friend and i appreciate it".

[curly]

get corona and die you fossil

[Nintex]

mypillow guy showed up at the briefing to talk about making masks and then pivoted into talking about how all the time at home is a good time to get to know god and goes on about how great god is and such. trump gets back on the mic after that and says "i didn't know he was gonna do that but he's my friend and i appreciate it".

Reminder: Unlike Disney+ this show is available world wide every day for FREE.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1244739955731107840

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1244737888950145024

https://twitter.com/AmerIndependent/status/1244738411224850443

 

[benjipwns]

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON THE ECONOMY FOR 500 5000 DEATHS ! YOU'LL REGRET THIS !

[Nintex]

Obama got in trouble for months because he wore a tan suit and this shitleaf can promote the MyPillow guy and generally be the most bumbling clown on earth. What the fuck is wrong with this country?

[benjipwns]

That's the wrong gang colors on the bowtie.

[benjipwns]

[team filler]

Obama got in trouble for months because he wore a tan suit and this shitleaf can promote the MyPillow guy and generally be the most bumbling clown on earth. What the fuck is wrong with this country?

obummer got away with killing brown people in the middle east and caging native kids  getting called out for your tan suit is helpful when you're responsible for much worse 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244752500978262017