Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6848944 times)

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #55920 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:11:45 PM »

I feel like Biden can just focus 80 percent of his political ads on all the Trump gaffes and contradictions and win this going away.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55921 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:38:00 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 31, 2020, 06:48:52 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Literally first time seeing that chart.

Look at that head tilt. It's like he's pondering a post modern. Absolutely.

curly · « **Reply #55922 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:47:28 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/ibrahimpols/status/1245156521320812550

I didn't fall for it Queen

Transhuman · « **Reply #55923 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:22:51 PM »

It's a shame she wasn't raped.

**please don't take this comment out of context**

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55924 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:24:07 PM »

Let's broach this subject when Biden finally reaches five rapes

I tried looking for that tweet. Jersey Todd's tweet is still up but she took that initial response down. There's a lot of that type of hemming over what has essentially become a democrat rape and rape rape argument. Is she telling the truth? and even if she is, is it really as bad as Trump? 🤔 Oh shit I said this out loud

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #55925 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:40:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2020, 11:24:07 PM

Let's broach this subject when Biden finally reaches five rapes

I tried looking for that tweet. Jersey Todd's tweet is still up but she took that initial response down. There's a lot of that type of hemming over what has essentially become a democrat rape and rape rape argument. Is she telling the truth? and even if she is, is it really as bad as Trump? 🤔 Oh shit I said this out loud

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 31, 2020, 06:52:11 PM

american dems from florida

http://archive.is/vmwr5

thisismyusername · « **Reply #55926 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:43:27 PM »

"God guides our stores."
*law slaps them hard*

Tasty · « **Reply #55927 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:43:35 PM »

#darwinism

benjipwns · « **Reply #55928 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:56:14 AM »

Quote from: shosta on March 31, 2020, 11:17:18 PM

HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF

Richard Burr is being investigated, Pam.

team filler · « **Reply #55929 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:27:53 AM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on March 31, 2020, 05:38:51 PM

Quote from: JayDubya on March 31, 2020, 12:10:07 PM
It would preferably be $0 for everyone.
jaydub, did you see mandark’s post that provides a plausible reason why this policy, combined with the kind of non-coercive social distancing youre in favor of, would likely make the crisis a lot worse? im interested in what your response to that would be.

and im interested to see what your response would be to my follow-up post if you get a chance.

team filler · « **Reply #55930 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:30:26 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 31, 2020, 11:41:49 PM

https://twitter.com/bethanybiron/status/1245049026850021376

https://twitter.com/bethanybiron/status/1245049924795994115

sound like a oompa loompa willy wonka situation

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #55931 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:44:25 AM »

The discourse is only gonna get wilder

https://twitter.com/lilyslynch/status/1244727972529045504

thisismyusername · « **Reply #55932 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:00:55 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 01, 2020, 01:44:25 AM

The discourse is only gonna get wilder

https://twitter.com/lilyslynch/status/1244727972529045504

How did you find my personal twitter account?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55933 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:34:53 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 01, 2020, 01:44:25 AM

The discourse is only gonna get wilder

https://twitter.com/lilyslynch/status/1244727972529045504

*Xfiles theme*

benjipwns · « **Reply #55934 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:38:20 AM »

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1244979431740973057

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1244979836948492288

BASED QUEEN DESTROYS TIMU

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #55935 on:** April 01, 2020, 08:15:59 AM »

Using that image as the hero image is straight troll town.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #55936 on:** April 01, 2020, 08:42:52 AM »

She's such an idiot.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #55937 on:** April 01, 2020, 08:52:17 AM »

Imagine thinking that Jennifer Rubin is arguing in good faith.

Mandark · « **Reply #55938 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:02:29 AM »

Longtime Republican says the presumptive Dem nominee should openly alienate a significant portion of the Dem base heading into a general election.

Sounds legit.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #55939 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:09:37 AM »

AOC needs to go undercover with Chris Hansen and sting Biden.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #55940 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:22:45 AM »

e: refresh your browser!

team filler · « **Reply #55941 on:** April 01, 2020, 10:49:32 AM »

i need one for each hole

VomKriege · « **Reply #55942 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:01:58 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 01, 2020, 10:47:03 AM

https://twitter.com/sanjanakaranth/status/1245120929560215554

Thanks for settling this one, Donald!

Intubation queens should start breathing by the bootstraps.
I won't say that Western Europe governments did particularly well with this but that fucker is on his way to kill a lot of people because of gross negligence. I'm not even sure he'll be punished on the ballot box for it. It's awful.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55943 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:24:50 AM »

Pull on yer bootstraps and regulate your own breathing plebs

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #55944 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:29:37 AM »

Stacey Abrams: I'd be happy as a running mate in the election, and also as a partner in the administration.

team filler · « **Reply #55945 on:** April 01, 2020, 11:40:40 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 01, 2020, 11:29:15 AM

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1245033750217588744

he can definitely become crippled

Nintex · « **Reply #55946 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:14:57 PM »

Quote from: shosta on April 01, 2020, 12:06:57 PM

Alright James... It's April and Trump's not dead. Sorry bud, but it looks like I win.

I'm happy Trump still lives but I'm sad shosta won

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #55947 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:21:00 PM »

Lol james rekt gotta pay bro

Tripon · « **Reply #55948 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:22:22 PM »

Trump's immunity system must be the best fucking thing in the world. Ronny Jackson was right.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #55949 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:29:01 PM »

Honestly, if trump is able to wipe most of the maga crowd, I'll vote for him in November.

Nintex · « **Reply #55950 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:37:16 PM »

I totally missed that he fired Shulkin, only the best people right Don....

Quote

Shulkin was an Obama administration holdover who was elevated to lead the department by Mr. Trump when he took office.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #55951 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on April 01, 2020, 12:29:01 PM

Honestly, if trump is able to wipe most of the maga crowd, I'll vote for him in November.

owing the libs

BisMarckie · « **Reply #55952 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:51:27 PM »

Quote from: shosta on April 01, 2020, 12:06:57 PM

Alright James... It's April and Trump's not dead. Sorry bud, but it looks like I win.

Can you prove without reasonable doubt that Donald Trump isn’t deceased? It could be a body double or a deep fake. As the attorney of the international James fund, I demand that you provide the live ECG data of Donald Trump alongside a DNA sample. Until then my client will withhold any payment.

james · « **Reply #55953 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:56:59 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on April 01, 2020, 12:51:27 PM

Quote from: shosta on April 01, 2020, 12:06:57 PM
Alright James... It's April and Trump's not dead. Sorry bud, but it looks like I win.

Can you prove without reasonable doubt that Donald Trump isn’t deceased? It could be a body double or a deep fake. As the attorney of the international James fund, I demand that you provide the live ECG data of Donald Trump alongside a DNA sample. Until then my client will withhold any payment.

I also need to see proof that

a) It is April
b) We agreed to April 2020
c) Your hog is real

BisMarckie · « **Reply #55954 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:01:17 PM »

My legal advice: Double or nothing that he makes it into 2021 alive.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #55955 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:05:11 PM »

Keep in mind that the James fund has the will and the means to enter a drawn out battle through the court system.

As a a gesture of good will we offer you a settlement of $1.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #55956 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:08:06 PM »

Listen, times are tough and I need all the clients I can get.

Nintex · « **Reply #55957 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:09:30 PM »

Quote from: shosta on April 01, 2020, 01:07:14 PM

Honestly, if James is willing to go back on his word for $50 (even though we all know he would have gladly taken the money in the opposite scenario), how can you trust him to be a good fiduciary of the James Fund? You really think he's going to give you back your share?

Wow defamation and slander of an esteemed member of our community.

You'd better settle before this gets ugly.

james · « **Reply #55958 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:11:56 PM »

How dare you shosta

HOW DARE YOU

james · « **Reply #55959 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:16:09 PM »

Quote from: james on March 13, 2020, 12:17:17 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 13, 2020, 11:52:46 AM
Quote from: james on March 13, 2020, 11:51:00 AM
Lets make it $50 because I am a conservative investor.

Does that mean if Im right, you give me $150, and if Im wrong, I give you $50?
I was trying to make it $25 - $75 but sure fine ok twist my arm

The deal is done.

edit: notarized by moblin

Fine BUT I AM COUNTING BRAINDEAD AS DEAD

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245389585330458626

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245396884040097792

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #55960 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:17:38 PM »

That's some April Fools Joke.

Mandark · « **Reply #55961 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:18:34 PM »

can't believe shosta got someone to bite on a dumb bet before I did

james · « **Reply #55962 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:21:40 PM »

Quote from: shosta on April 01, 2020, 01:17:18 PM

Bro you're just embarrassing yourself at this point

Lets just see what the ballot box says, hm?

This is a Democracy and by God, I intend to live my life like one.

headwalk · « **Reply #55963 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:59:42 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #55964 on:** April 01, 2020, 03:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on April 01, 2020, 09:09:37 AM

AOC needs to go undercover with Chris Hansen and sting Biden.

Finally a use for Tulsi

Tasty · « **Reply #55965 on:** April 01, 2020, 03:31:45 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on April 01, 2020, 12:51:27 PM

As the attorney of the international James fund

Guys I found Epstein!

Tasty · « **Reply #55966 on:** April 01, 2020, 03:46:40 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #55967 on:** April 01, 2020, 03:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Joe Biden on April 01, 2020, 03:49:08 PM

I didn’t rape anyone. This is such fucking MALARKEY.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

MARAPEY

[close]

benjipwns · « **Reply #55968 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:02:32 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2020, 08:52:17 AM

Imagine thinking that Jennifer Rubin is arguing in good faith.

FACT CHECK: LEADERSHIP
https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1245351199240486913

Nintex · « **Reply #55969 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:06:00 PM »

The Russians are delivering aid to New York

https://twitter.com/MarcusReports/status/1245440918779506690

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #55970 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:12:56 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 01, 2020, 04:02:32 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2020, 08:52:17 AM
Imagine thinking that Jennifer Rubin is arguing in good faith.
FACT CHECK: LEADERSHIP
https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1245351199240486913

biden will probably give trump head live on january 20 2021

spoiler (click to show/hide)

after biden loses

[close]

team filler · « **Reply #55971 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Joe Biden on April 01, 2020, 03:49:08 PM

I didn’t rape anyone. This is such fucking MALARKEY.

Nintex · « **Reply #55972 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:22:20 PM »

The DNC is cancelled.
https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1245444600740958211

VomKriege · « **Reply #55973 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:27:52 PM »

Wrong thread.

Tripon · « **Reply #55974 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:28:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/byHeatherLong/status/1245377592921862148

Tasty · « **Reply #55975 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:33:42 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 01, 2020, 04:02:32 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2020, 08:52:17 AM
Imagine thinking that Jennifer Rubin is arguing in good faith.
FACT CHECK: LEADERSHIP
https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1245351199240486913

He looks like a four month old dried orange in this header pic. What's going on with Dyin' Biden?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #55976 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:43:53 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on April 01, 2020, 04:22:20 PM

The DNC is cancelled.
https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1245444600740958211

Less tangible costs means more pockets lined.

win/win for Biden & Co.

Nintex · « **Reply #55977 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:46:19 PM »

DNC powered by ZOOM

"I'm sorry Bernie *static noises* we can't hear you so let's hear from Joe Biden everybody!"

"Is the record player on Tammy? Anyways back in my day we would just use magazines for this sort of business"

thisismyusername · « **Reply #55978 on:** April 01, 2020, 05:10:30 PM »

God I hope they get Corona'd. Just for the schadenfreude.

VomKriege · « **Reply #55979 on:** April 01, 2020, 05:12:44 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 01, 2020, 05:05:47 PM

https://twitter.com/SullyCNBC/status/1245413045574213636

Maybe the White House can also invite big tech, airlines and the MyPillow guy too to meet with big oil ?

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6848944 times)