US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[james]

Lets make it $50 because I am a conservative investor.

Does that mean if Im right, you give me $150, and if Im wrong, I give you $50?

I was trying to make it $25 - $75 but sure fine ok twist my arm

The deal is done.

edit: notarized by moblin

Fine BUT I AM COUNTING BRAINDEAD AS DEAD

[james]

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1238471416649039872

 

None of this is real

[Occam]

Lets make it $50 because I am a conservative investor.

Does that mean if Im right, you give me $150, and if Im wrong, I give you $50?

I was trying to make it $25 - $75 but sure fine ok twist my arm

The deal is done.

edit: notarized by moblin

Fine BUT I AM COUNTING BRAINDEAD AS DEAD

So you already won, congrats.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/WAFB/status/1238493311876435969

[james]

Good fuck the south.

Lets only hold elections in states with hispanics

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1238471416649039872

 

None of this is real

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1238486471314526209

 

[EightBitNate]

any president elected after 2016 can’t lead

all they know is McDonald’s, tweet from they phone, tariffs, be impeached, eat chip and lie

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/DrRJKavanagh/status/1238503494136598530

[james]

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1238471416649039872

 

None of this is real

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1238486471314526209

 

Im not saying it's fake

I'm saying none of this is real

The simulation is broken.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

If Bernie wins this way I'm gonna be

how is he not blanketing everything with "seeee! I told yall!!?



Bernie's opening up campaign offices in PA, people on era re ing on why he's doing this.


The entire thesis of his revolution is being put in play right now point for point, AND it's gonna pass both houses and be signed into law as an emergency measure.


•Greatest healthcare system on earth
•No Congress would approve these things
•There's no money for it
•Paid sick leave isn't needed




slap that dick down king.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1238471416649039872

 

None of this is real

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1238486471314526209

 

Im not saying it's fake

I'm saying none of this is real

The simulation is broken.

i know

[Cauliflower Of Love]

ted cruz just doesn't want to work.

Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz revealed that he was extending his self-quarantine during an exclusive appearance on "CBS This Morning" Friday. Cruz had been cleared from his initial self-quarantine on Thursday after becoming the first U.S. senator to sequester himself over concerns linked to the coronavirus pandemic.

Cruz said he would be remaining in his Texas home "out an an abundance of caution" rather than on the word of medical officials, although he has not been tested.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-ted-cruz-republican-senator-extends-self-quarantine-after-second-interaction/

[Kunai With Chain]

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1238314041984122880

He deleted it 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

So national emergency about to be announced it seems.

admin lubing up the privatization money being sent out by saying "it's time for private solutions, as only they have the capabilities to answer this"

step one: gut government mechanism
step two: ignore problems
step three: give away people's money to corporations
step four: blame government , return to step 1

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Carnival Corp:. wooo boy this corona is terrible, btw all your shit got hacked, but boy is this corona bad.


https://gizmodo.com/carnival-conveniently-owns-up-to-data-breach-while-nobo-1842313392

[team filler]

 

[OnlyRegret]

long term ramifications should be interesting
biggest boon for healthcare reform, and in election year

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/opinion/china-response-china.html

[Propagandhim]

long term ramifications should be interesting
biggest boon for healthcare reform, and in election year

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/opinion/china-response-china.html : "China Bought the West Time. The West Squandered It."

Published January 30 by the same New York Times: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/30/world/asia/coronavirus-chinese-racism.html

 

As Coronavirus Spreads, So Does Anti-Chinese Sentiment

While officials scramble to contain the crisis — the World Health Organization declared a global health emergency and the State Department issued a “do not travel” to China advisory — fears over the dangerous outbreak have fueled xenophobia. And the wave of spreading panic has, at times, far outstripped practical concerns.

Late Thursday, Italy’s prime minister said that his country had blocked all flights to and from China. And countries like Malaysia, the Philippines, Russia and Vietnam have temporarily stopped issuing certain classes of visas to travelers from Hubei Province, where Wuhan is situated, or China altogether.

The Chinese — and Asians in general — were subjected to similar xenophobic reactions during the SARS epidemic of 2003. But now far more Chinese are traveling abroad: According to the Ministry of Culture and Tourism, Chinese travelers made about 150 million overseas trips in 2018, up more than 14 percent from the previous year.

It is not always easy to discern the boundary between understandable fear and unmistakable discrimination. But some protective measures have effectively amounted to racial or ethnic profiling.

 
 
Call the west racist for a travel ban that the NYT doubts governments can discern as an "understandable fear", then a month and a half later say they haven't done enough.  Fucking lol.   

[Nintex]

long term ramifications should be interesting
biggest boon for healthcare reform, and in election year

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/opinion/china-response-china.html

Everyone in China: help help we're being oppressed by lying communists who failed to tell us about a virus for 2 months

MSM: Why Chinese communists are actually the good guys

[Mandark]

yeah imagine living in a country where the political leaders lied repeatedly about the covid outbreak

[Nintex]

yeah imagine living in a country where the political leaders lied repeatedly about the covid outbreak

Sounds like every government got passed the same memo by their Illuminati masters 

[Himu]

Saw this trending on twitter lol

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/peter-wehner-trump-presidency-over/607969/

yeah imagine living in a country where the political leaders lied repeatedly about the covid outbreak

we've learned so much from the chinese

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1238536952892272640

The President 20 minutes late, Staff looks increasingly nervous this is gonna be good.
I see lots of physical contact between journo's they are already dead.

[Himu]

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1238536952892272640

The President 20 minutes late, Staff looks increasingly nervous this is gonna be good.

Confirm you got the CV19, Trumpikins.

[Nintex]

Trump aides frantically looking for the nuclear football as Jared discovers Kelly and Mattis replaced it with an Xbox.

[Himu]

It's started!

[Himu]

Trump doesn't look sick

[stufte]

"We've done better than anyone"

Narrator - "They hadn't"

[Nintex]

"I appreciate the thugs behind me" 

There you go, national emergency.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Did trump declare national emergency so he doesn't have to sign the bill from congress?

[james]

TWO VERY BIG WORDS

[Himu]

From Democratic hoax to national emergency within a week! Wow, nice pivot Trump you fascist fuck!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

[Nintex]

Larry Kudlow is missing 

Journo's do your job and ask Trump where Larry is

[Himu]

Other countries are working with us. Did you perhaps goof up sending out the tests, Trump? I thought there was going to be a million within the week?

[Himu]

Test numbers promised:

1.4 million next week.

5 million by end of the month.

[Akala]

UNLIKE WEBSITES OF THE PAST

[Nintex]

Test numbers promised:

1.4 million next week.

5 million by end of the month.

"Doubt we'll need that much" 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

omg is he talking about the google sheets thing?

[Himu]

"We don't want everyone taking these tests. It's so unnecessary. We'll pass this through."



Who should take the test then? Wait till you get symptoms?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

we're gonna uh...we're gonna...this thing..we uh...we're gonna be stronger

[Propagandhim]

He meant *if* it's totally unnecessary.  He misspoke.   




I hope

[Himu]

He meant *if* it's totally unnecessary.  He misspoke.    Because he's dumb.

Did I mishear him?

[Propagandhim]

He meant *if* it's totally unnecessary.  He misspoke.    Because he's dumb.

Did I mishear him?

No, he misspoke.

[TakingBackSunday]

he sounds like absolute shit

[Himu]

Comparing Covid19 to HIV response which was largely ignored by Reagan administration

[Nintex]

Downer Donald

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Dr. Fauci with his arms crossed is suuuuuuper pissed off.

[Propagandhim]

Google now involved with my medical data.  Great.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Are they picking test that give a lower positive response because it's lower?

[Himu]

Dr. Fauci with his arms crossed is suuuuuuper pissed off.

His face is completely covered by the diagram right now.

[Nintex]

Google can buy my coronascanner domains 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

hello darkness my old friend

[james]

Thank God google was able to build us a yes/no flowchart

[james]

Who the fuck was that guy he's clearly infected

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine still talking about the curve and a plan of attack on March 13 2020.

FUCK

[stufte]

PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR

Doing their best to assure their base that the government won't be solving this with their hard earned money.

[Himu]

PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR PRIVATE SECTOR

Doing their best to assure their base that the government won't be solving this with their hard earned money.

I know. It's so disgusting.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

this guys is like fuck this im in and out.


HANDSHAKE

[Cauliflower Of Love]

ALL THESE HANDSHAKES