The Story about CA is quite interesting. In short:
- Autistic data nerds helps third world would-be dictators to rig elections after the CIA leaves a void because the US is on a tight budget and uses the same tactics Obama's campaign used.
- Autistic data nerds figure out that their shit actually somewhat works, especially on developing nations.
- They figure out the big money is in US and European politics not these would be dictators.
- The methods they used are being perfected in the commercial space. Labeled like 'Growth hacking', 'big data analysis' which is essentially just stealing private data to bombard people with ads.
- They soon get in touch with people also trying to growth hack their elections such as the Brexiteers and Ted Cruz.
- Ted Cruz is defeated by Trump. However, his data operation (which was being prepared for the national stage) is kept in tact and handed over the RNC/Trump campaign
- RNC feeds the autistic nerds with all their voter data. Autistic nerds gather more and more data some times illegally.
- Trump wins in an upset, also Brexit happens. Everyone wants to claim victory, especially the nerds.
- They claim their data made Trump's win possible. Not Roger Stones' master plot 10 years in the making, Alex Jones radio shows or the Apprentice.
- Zuckerberg decides to cut-out the middle man and starts on his own political ambitions.
- With Paul Manafort in jail the political crook market is wide open for CA.
- Channel 4 contacts them as a politician from Sri Lanka looking to rig.
- The low level cronies tell them they'd never do anything that 'crosses the line' such as sending prostitutes for blackmail.
- The part bond villain, part CA CEO Alexander Nix meets with the undercover team as well. Tells them he'd get some Ukrainian girls (Hi Paul!) and someone posing as a wealthy developer to fuck things up CIA style in Sri Lanka under the guise of a front company.
- Channel 4 confronts them with the findings, they deny. Say 't was all a joke!' and/or part of a friendly conversation with a client they didn't want to embarrass.
- Facebook is worried about this and the whistle blower that figured out they used stolen data. Sends in 'legal council' to help clean the mess at CA and save Zuckerbergs presidential ambitions.
- UK government launches an investigation and tells Facebook to stand down and not wipe the servers with bleach.
- Channel 4 announces they'll air another piece of their findings tomorrow.