US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[Momo]

[Brehvolution]

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Why did they release this photo in black & white.

Dr. Strangelove II: You can't Stump the Trump

Fucking troll 

Why did they release this photo when Pence is in Peru?

There are some stupid mfers in this administration.

[kingv]

Michael Cohens daughter tho?

samantha blake cohen

The real JAP!

[Mandark]

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Why did they release this photo in black & white.

Dr. Strangelove II: You can't Stump the Trump

Fucking troll 

Why did you use a picture from Dr. Strangelove with Day[9] photoshopped in?

[Nintex]

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Why did they release this photo in black & white.

Dr. Strangelove II: You can't Stump the Trump

Fucking troll 

Why did you use a picture from Dr. Strangelove with Day[9] photoshopped in?

I Googled and was slightly drunk.

Crisis averted, the establishment with the help of neoliberal shills accomplished their goal to convince Trump to keep troops in Syria and continue fucking up the Middle East. Thank God for these chemical attacks, huh?


Macron says he 'convinced' Trump to stay in Syria ahead of strikes

How else is Trump going to become God Emperor if he doesn't conquer anything?

He will inspire the Middle East with his democratic values, business acumen and can-do attitude. 

[thehunter116]

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/985953454668570630?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23985953454668570630

 

[Mandark]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thehunter116]

So Stormy has screwed Trump and Hannity 

[CatsCatsCats]

That’s just too rich

[thehunter116]

[seagrams hotsauce]

Hannity being collateral damage here is just too fuckin good dudes. Hey etoilet, suck my dick you fuckin distinguished mentally-challenged fellow hahahaha

[agrajag]

Perhaps you should chill out. You don't want on my shitlist.

[Steve Contra]

Feels like we're getting into some end game shit here. These aren't smart people.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/985953454668570630?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23985953454668570630

 

Oh my god, you really can't make this shit up.

[Broseidon]

That’s just too rich

Seth Rich?

[Nintex]

I guess Michael Cohen did call Sean Hannity. 

[thehunter116]

https://twitter.com/IsiahWhitlockJr/status/985954670580510720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23985954670580510720

[thehunter116]

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/985953454668570630?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23985953454668570630

 

[thehunter116]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW JAY/ETOILET

[nudemacusers]

What other response is there than lol? 

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/jefftiedrich/status/985958259801690113

[brawndolicious]

The best part is Hannity was the least conspicuous client they were willing to name.

[Brehvolution]

Please say there is hush money involved.

[Nola]

https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/985961356661846017

[studyguy]

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/985958226863812608

M Night Shyamalan is getting fucking lit this year brehs.


https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/985959434269741056

They move on with that quickness over topics, jfc

[studyguy]

This dude for real out here on his live radio show.
Talking to actual people.
Saying he might have handed Cohen 10bux as a metaphor, but probably not really just 10 bux

No joke
https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/985968821956685825


https://twitter.com/thefienprint/status/985959745822453760
tfw your own company out here laughing at your ass

[Joe Molotov]

This dude for real out here on his live radio show.
Talking to actual people.
Saying he might have handed Cohen 10bux as a metaphor, but probably not really just 10 bux

No joke
https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/985968821956685825

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/

[Mandark]

I read that the judge said Cohen will have to disclose fee structures, so I guess we'll find out if Hannity gave him ten bucks.

[studyguy]

One day like 10 years from now someone is going to create a massive film of the drama that occurred during this admin and the kids won't believe a fucking lick of it.

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/985970132169248768

[thehunter116]

[etiolate]

It's rather alienating to watch people get hysterical about this and not see why. When it turns out to be completely boring, what do you guys do?  To me, this is all spectacle meaning nothing.

[studyguy]

It's rather alienating to watch people get hysterical about this and not see why. When it turns out to be completely boring, what do you guys do?  To me, this is all spectacle meaning nothing.

It's fine we'll get over it next week the next time someone shits themselves.

Cohen seemingly represented 3 people in the last two years, two of which used his services exclusively to cover up some mistress. Maybe Hannity is the guy who hit him up for dealing with a dispute over his keurig, but frankly Hannity should have lawyers on retainer through FOX up the ass so it's questionable as to why he'd bother reaching out to Cohen in the first place.

That said just enjoy the spectacle of even people in the court watching laughing at this shit.

https://twitter.com/PPVSRB/status/985964366213214215

[Rufus]

It's rather alienating to watch people get hysterical about this and not see why. When it turns out to be completely boring, what do you guys do?  To me, this is all spectacle meaning nothing.

Shrug and move on? Have a laugh, man.

[agrajag]

It's rather alienating to watch people get hysterical about this and not see why. When it turns out to be completely boring, what do you guys do?  To me, this is all spectacle meaning nothing.

Seth Rich conspiracy theory vindicated any day now. #ticktock

[nachobro]

etoilet gone from "know it all" to "above it all"

[thehunter116]

[studyguy]

This new Boss Baby netflix show is really getting out of hand

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/16/tammy-duckworth-senate-newborn-526360
Senate poised to allow Duckworth’s newborn on the floor

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's rather alienating to watch people get hysterical about this and not see why. When it turns out to be completely boring, what do you guys do?  To me, this is all spectacle meaning nothing.

I know, must be hysterical to get people worked up over nothing. So, how's that Seth Rich thing going BTW?

[Mandark]

Hannity was one of the only hosts on the main cable news networks to give the Seth Rich story lots of air time, so clearly this is payback from the Deep State.

Keep that third eye woke.

[Steve Contra]

Yes, the name of a major media figure coming out during a federal court hearing involving a porn star, the president, and Russia is boring guys.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

This dude for real out here on his live radio show.
Talking to actual people.
Saying he might have handed Cohen 10bux as a metaphor, but probably not really just 10 bux

Listening to it now and OMG forgot how incredible right wing radio ads are. So far I've heard:
An ad about how you can make 50k+ through 'Freedom Checks'.
The owner of a hearing aid company saying the reason we have school shootings today is because of America's lack of family values.

[studyguy]

This dude for real out here on his live radio show.
Talking to actual people.
Saying he might have handed Cohen 10bux as a metaphor, but probably not really just 10 bux

Listening to it now and OMG forgot how incredible right wing radio ads are. So far I've heard:
An ad about how you can make 50k+ through 'Freedom Checks'.
The owner of a hearing aid company saying the reason we have school shootings today is because of America's lack of family values.

Have you considered buying gold, not gold in your portfolio, but literal gold coins, doubloons! Sailing to an islands and burying them safely for the economic apocalypse, sir?

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

This dude for real out here on his live radio show.
Talking to actual people.
Saying he might have handed Cohen 10bux as a metaphor, but probably not really just 10 bux

Listening to it now and OMG forgot how incredible right wing radio ads are. So far I've heard:
An ad about how you can make 50k+ through 'Freedom Checks'.
The owner of a hearing aid company saying the reason we have school shootings today is because of America's lack of family values.

Have you considered buying gold, not gold in your portfolio, but literal gold coins, doubloons! Sailing to an islands and burying them safely for the economic apocalypse, sir?

Jokes on you buddy.



I'm probably going to be a billionaire by 2020, Bitcoin eat your heart out.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/985972812652294144

 

Now the question is if Sean Hannity colluded with Russia

[Steve Contra]

Yes, the name of a major media figure coming out during a federal court hearing involving a porn star, the president, and Russia is boring guys.

Oh I forgot a major donor to the republican party who paid a playmate to keep quiet about an abortion. Just boring stuff guys! Like watching paint dry!

[studyguy]

https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/985972812652294144

 

Now the question is if Sean Hannity colluded with Russia

Real question is what pornstar would Hannity prob try and smash. 

[Mandark]

Yes, the name of a major media figure coming out during a federal court hearing involving a porn star, the president, and Russia is boring guys.

My favorite part is how the porn star's had a much easier time than the president finding competent legal representation.

[Nintex]

Trump screaming to his TV waiting for Assad to gas some more children rn



This does not seem shady, at all
https://twitter.com/JMLudes/status/985979973331714053

[studyguy]

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/985972305036640257

[Nintex]

Comey must be pretty pissed his book launch got overshadowed by this 4d chess playing judge. 

[Nola]

Comey must be pretty pissed his book launch got overshadowed by this 4d chess playing judge. 

I’m sure all that money will help wipe away any of those tears.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Hannity went from ad break, back to the show to have Oliver North advertise his boat cruise to Normandy this summer, and then back to ads.

[Nintex]

Hannity went from ad break, back to the show to have Oliver North advertise his boat cruise to Normandy this summer, and then back to ads.

The timing of this is incredible. Like right before his show. 

Meanwhile Trump is at the Mar-a-lago after a day of hard working giving a total of one shitty speech at a roundtable in Florida.

[seagrams hotsauce]

It's rather alienating to watch people get hysterical about this and not see why. When it turns out to be completely boring, what do you guys do?  To me, this is all spectacle meaning nothing.

Shrug and move on? Have a laugh, man.

that's a big ask of a humorless piece of shit like etoilet

[Nintex]

If Trump doesn't get an emmy for this, he's robbed.

The judge wants to keep the fuckery going and rules in Cohen's favor

A federal judge said the government has to turn over seized material from last Monday’s raid to Michael Cohen’s attorneys, so they can tell the judge how much of it might be subject to attorney-client privilege.

Cohen’s lawyer can then share subsets of the material to Trump and the Trump Organization, Judge Kimba Wood said.

[thehunter116]

If Trump doesn't get an emmy for this, he's robbed.

The judge wants to keep the fuckery going and rules in Cohen's favor

A federal judge said the government has to turn over seized material from last Monday’s raid to Michael Cohen’s attorneys, so they can tell the judge how much of it might be subject to attorney-client privilege.

Cohen’s lawyer can then share subsets of the material to Trump and the Trump Organization, Judge Kimba Wood said.

Nope.

Taint team is going over the files, Cohen will get copies of what they review 10 days later.

[agrajag]

It's rather alienating to watch people get hysterical about this and not see why. When it turns out to be completely boring, what do you guys do?  To me, this is all spectacle meaning nothing.

Shrug and move on? Have a laugh, man.

that's a big ask of a humorless piece of shit like etoilet

I'm not humorless. Y'all just aren't funny.

Norm is funny.

You're Seth Meyers level.

[studyguy]

Government taint team, going over that taint with a microscope, a fine tooth comb taken to every hair to ensure they wash that taint clean.

[FStop7]

I put my son Sean Hannity to bed and started to cry. He asked what was wrong and I said the world was ending. I apologized to him for not being able to keep him safe and said we'd be lucky to be alive tomorrow morning. I hugged him tight and said "Goodnight. FOREVER" as I closed the door, then unplugged the carbon monoxide detector. His birthday was tomorrow and I can't believe Comey did this to him.