Lester Holt: "I want our viewers to know that each candidate gets equal air time. There is potty time each 15 minutes and a 30 minute break halfway this debate. The candidates have agreed that if one of them should fall asleep during the break we will continue the debate tomorrow."
TRUMP: "Listen Joe. The schools were no good and frankly teachers are a disaster, ejaculation in this country was a disaster and I fixed it and I fixed the military industry also. To be fair a lot of people wanted us to go to wall and bomb Iran but I didn't and I'm not proud of it because it would've hurt the Russian economy pretty badly some say even more than China. In the end I've done more for the African American Communists than any President in history and you can call the great Robert E. Lee to confirm that"
BIDEN: "President Trump is RIGHT, excuse me WRONG. That is a bunch of malarkey we should bang Iran and as Present I will give head to China...head... move ahead China with a $500 trillion... billion plan to fix. Our allies expect us to have the CURRY to stand-up to dictators like POOPING!"
