"That stuff strangely enough sobered me up", The President added while he nervously pressed a button to order more diet cokes.
"You can't be high as fuck all day when you take those wonderful magic pills so I've gone back to my diet of crunched Aderall and my bowl of cocaine, which I prefer to wash down with diet coke."
The President continued to talk about the race and his Democratic rival: "Sleepy Joe is a bit creepy too and he doesn't know what he's had for dinner. He gets easily distracted"
After about 5 minutes Hope Hicks rushed in with another diet coke for the President as he reached out to grab it, he accidentally dropped his pen, which prompted Hicks to bend over, grab it and put it back on his desk.
"That's why I hired her back", Trump quipped. "That's a 8, maybe a 10. I'm not a creep like Joe but I prefer to have the 10's in my administration. Now what were we talking about again? Maybe we should about the nuclear"