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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #180 on: January 02, 2017, 04:12:16 PM »
And 21 year olds just are boring, they haven't lived long enough to be very interesting
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« Reply #181 on: January 02, 2017, 04:13:33 PM »
People are boring

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« Reply #182 on: January 02, 2017, 04:23:17 PM »
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« Reply #183 on: January 02, 2017, 04:25:01 PM »
seems to me that these problems could be handled with some proper communication. She's clingy, so set expectations with her. You do sorta have to blame yourself a bit for committing too quick, but talking it out should work. And if she can't then go your separate ways. She's boring? Yeah, she's 21. That's how they are.
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« Reply #184 on: January 02, 2017, 04:25:25 PM »
People are boring

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I'm not boring. :yeshrug

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« Reply #185 on: January 02, 2017, 04:29:32 PM »
 When you have FWBs be sure to change your relationship status as married and tag them so it's on the top of your/her friends' timelines.

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« Reply #186 on: January 02, 2017, 04:32:22 PM »
So really what's the problem here? She's clingy and boring? Is it that you're freaked out by a relationship? Is it you have different expectations?
She's clingy and boring (when she's sober).

And I do/did have different expectations. I guess I was looking for a FWB sort of situation.

You've had sex a handful of times but you're expecting someone to want to see you exclusively for your ability in bed?

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« Reply #187 on: January 02, 2017, 04:34:03 PM »
Forgot to mention... the girl thinks I'm her soulmate. She told me this after the 5th time we had sex.  :doge :stahp

Maybe that's the main thing that's freaking me out. She's probably already envisioning wedding bells and what not.  :brazilcry

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« Reply #188 on: January 02, 2017, 04:35:21 PM »
So really what's the problem here? She's clingy and boring? Is it that you're freaked out by a relationship? Is it you have different expectations?
She's clingy and boring (when she's sober).

And I do/did have different expectations. I guess I was looking for a FWB sort of situation.

You've had sex a handful of times but you're expecting someone to want to see you exclusively for your ability in bed?

It had more to do with not getting STDs.  :doge (thanks again abstinence only sex ed for warping my views on sex...)

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« Reply #189 on: January 02, 2017, 04:38:55 PM »
It had more to do with not getting STDs.  :doge (thanks again abstinence only sex ed for warping my views on sex...)

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about.

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« Reply #190 on: January 02, 2017, 04:51:23 PM »
Forgot to mention... the girl thinks I'm her soulmate. She told me this after the 5th time we had sex.  :doge :stahp

Maybe that's the main thing that's freaking me out. She's probably already envisioning wedding bells and what not.  :brazilcry

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date no one brehs (Image removed from quote.)

no one?

this year... is my year. breh. :bolo



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« Reply #191 on: January 02, 2017, 04:54:33 PM »
Atra finally lost his virginity, but he continues to provide us with entertainment. :rejoice

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« Reply #192 on: January 02, 2017, 04:59:37 PM »
Atra finally lost his virginity, but he continues to provide us with entertainment. :rejoice

We got to the ending. But now we get New Game + :rejoice

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« Reply #193 on: January 02, 2017, 05:00:54 PM »
It had more to do with not getting STDs.  :doge (thanks again abstinence only sex ed for warping my views on sex...)

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about.
atra attended bob jones university for four years. this should answer any relationship/sex question you may have or will have in the future.

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« Reply #194 on: January 02, 2017, 05:10:10 PM »
I'm calling her right now to say we should take things slow(er)...

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« Reply #196 on: January 02, 2017, 05:11:46 PM »
Why don't you tell her in person?
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« Reply #197 on: January 02, 2017, 05:15:13 PM »
The goal shouldn't be to tell her it needs to be a certain way but to get her to understand your point of view, my 2 ¢

And then you know, understand hers, compromise or bail -- the spreg guide to relationship survival
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« Reply #198 on: January 02, 2017, 05:28:15 PM »
Just made the call.

I told her we should take things slower and that I'm cool if she sees other people.  :doge

Why don't you tell her in person?
Because I don't want her breaking shit or physically accosting me.

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« Reply #199 on: January 02, 2017, 05:31:41 PM »
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« Reply #200 on: January 02, 2017, 05:32:55 PM »
Whatever. I don't care at this point.  :noah

edit: That soulmate comment set off too many red flags.

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« Reply #201 on: January 02, 2017, 05:34:16 PM »
You should have been more up front with her, especially after the FB thing dude. This isn't the type of experience you want to build lol.

Is she mad/finished with you?
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« Reply #202 on: January 02, 2017, 05:38:09 PM »
You should have been more up front with her, especially after the FB thing dude. This isn't the type of experience you want to build lol.

Is she mad/finished with you?
She sounded sad and confused.

edit: I feel a lot better now though.  :doge

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« Reply #203 on: January 02, 2017, 05:41:52 PM »
OMG, and I thought the pre-sex Pallo was cringe entertainment at its finest. We have achieved the next level :lawd

edit: and yeah dude, doing that over the phone was a bit of a dick move.
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« Reply #204 on: January 02, 2017, 05:43:00 PM »
this is exactly what I expected to happen

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« Reply #205 on: January 02, 2017, 05:44:31 PM »
Not sure I can watch this show anymore.
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« Reply #206 on: January 02, 2017, 05:46:22 PM »
2017 Atramental don't give a fuck.  :jawalrus

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« Reply #207 on: January 02, 2017, 05:47:49 PM »
Just made the call.

I told her we should take things slower and that I'm cool if she sees other people.  :doge

Why don't you tell her in person?
Because I don't want her breaking shit or physically accosting me.
This is a joke right


Do her a solid and just not see her again.  No wishy washy bs.

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« Reply #208 on: January 02, 2017, 05:49:59 PM »
OMG, and I thought the pre-sex Pallo was cringe entertainment at its finest. We have achieved the next level :lawd

edit: and yeah dude, doing that over the phone was a bit of a dick move.

Should've texted her.

But yeah, calling her to tell her that she should see other people after she said you were soul mates and you guys made it Facebook official was a shitty move. Either way I look forward to the posts of you calling her up crying when you find out she's boning another guy and you want her back.

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« Reply #209 on: January 02, 2017, 06:00:16 PM »
Bro, you didn't want her to break shit? That's weak as shit. Straight up cowardice. Ugly way to go out but I really don't think you should be in a relationship so in the end it will work out. But yeah, you better at least leave her alone now :ufup
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« Reply #210 on: January 02, 2017, 06:02:18 PM »
I'm so enjoying this right now LMFAO
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« Reply #211 on: January 02, 2017, 06:04:04 PM »
I'm so enjoying this right now LMFAO
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« Reply #212 on: January 02, 2017, 06:09:31 PM »
Brehs. You have no idea how good I feel right now.

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« Reply #213 on: January 02, 2017, 06:10:18 PM »
So what's the Facebook status 🤔

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« Reply #214 on: January 02, 2017, 06:10:38 PM »
So what's the Facebook status 🤔
Nothing right now.  :doge

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« Reply #215 on: January 02, 2017, 06:10:45 PM »
So you went from an asshole virgin to straight up an asshole.  Evolution is complete!
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« Reply #216 on: January 02, 2017, 06:11:35 PM »
If you're gonna be a savage I'm all for it. But don't play games with people, it's wack.

just edit your profile to say you're looking for fwb/nsa/nothing serious and feast
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« Reply #217 on: January 02, 2017, 06:12:51 PM »
So you went from an asshole virgin to straight up an asshole.  Evolution is complete!
:patel

Feelings are fickle things, man. Also, thank god I nipped this in the bud quick instead of drawing it out for a month.  :doge

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« Reply #218 on: January 02, 2017, 06:15:59 PM »
I look forward to the next twist in this story.

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« Reply #219 on: January 02, 2017, 06:17:40 PM »
I feel like you're allowed one mulligan especially since you're a total n00b but do as pd suggests and lay your fuck only cards on the table. You'd be surprised how many just want that anyway.

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« Reply #220 on: January 02, 2017, 06:23:01 PM »
I feel like you're allowed one mulligan especially since you're a total n00b but do as pd suggests and lay your fuck only cards on the table. You'd be surprised how many just want that anyway.

I don't think it takes an expert to realize you shouldn't become super intense with someone and then bitch out via phone call when she reciprocates similar feelings.

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« Reply #221 on: January 02, 2017, 06:24:38 PM »
Yeah but the man is relationship distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed (literally)  :doge


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« Reply #222 on: January 02, 2017, 06:27:46 PM »
2017 Atramental don't give a fuck.  :jawalrus
2017 Atramental also won't be fucking for a while. :hitler

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« Reply #223 on: January 02, 2017, 06:29:32 PM »
2017 Atramental don't give a fuck.  :jawalrus
2017 Atramental also won't be fucking for a while. :hitler
That's okay.  :jawalrus

I did go 25+ years without fucking, after-all.  :whew

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« Reply #224 on: January 02, 2017, 06:33:12 PM »
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

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« Reply #225 on: January 02, 2017, 06:40:59 PM »
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex I think I'm drifting more and more asexual.  I honestly could probably go the rest of my life without sex and I wouldn't mind, and I had some really great sex so it's not like I just haven't found the right person yet.  It's more like it was exciting as a horny teenager and then it got more exciting in relationships and then it's sorta not so exciting anymore.  For me what I'm looking for in my next relationship is mainly a great SO to do 40s/50s+ life things together.

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« Reply #226 on: January 02, 2017, 06:46:48 PM »
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex *snip*
You're comparing your decade to Atra's week. :doge

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« Reply #227 on: January 02, 2017, 06:51:57 PM »
 Tell her y'all should be seeing other people just before a cumshot like a normal functioning adult.

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« Reply #228 on: January 02, 2017, 06:54:22 PM »
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex *snip*
You're comparing your decade to Atra's week. :doge

Oh yeah, I was just talking about in the general.  I definitely was really into sex and relationships once I started being in both.

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« Reply #229 on: January 02, 2017, 06:57:15 PM »
I feel like we should be coaching her instead.

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« Reply #230 on: January 02, 2017, 07:02:01 PM »


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« Reply #231 on: January 02, 2017, 07:04:13 PM »
 She's talking in the past-tense, are you ok with that?

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« Reply #232 on: January 02, 2017, 07:04:55 PM »
She's talking in the past-tense, are you ok with that?
YES! Oh my god, yes.  :lawd

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« Reply #233 on: January 02, 2017, 07:12:01 PM »
So, I'll stay true to my word and give this a month...

No, fuck that. You're going to stay in this for six months and not be an asshole that dumps her in Feb 14th or March (the highest occurrence of breakups). Break up in the summer, this will make it seem like you were into her and at the same time MAYBE you will consider her.

Edit: Guess I'm late and she's fine with the breakup then. Okay. Lesson learned: Don't be rushing into things fast and if you are going for sex (like you were initially) do one-night stands and not a fucking relationship. You're going to hurt someone that doesn't take it so easy if you don't be upfront on what you're looking for.

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« Reply #234 on: January 02, 2017, 07:21:26 PM »
 6 months is a really long time, but if you want to claim an exclusive relationship status you have to be willing to be with them for at least two or three months after.

 Also, notice how we all told you this exact scenario was going to happen MONTHS ago?

 I learn the hard way too, but this was kinda too much.

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« Reply #235 on: January 02, 2017, 07:23:12 PM »
The one that got away...

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« Reply #236 on: January 02, 2017, 07:25:13 PM »
I didn't think the new season could possibly match the entertainment value of the last, but I honestly think it has topped it instead already.

How did I go so long without following this thread?
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« Reply #237 on: January 02, 2017, 07:29:36 PM »
Told you that sex wasn't worth all the shit you put yourself though emotionally. 
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« Reply #238 on: January 02, 2017, 07:30:40 PM »
I didn't think the new season could possibly match the entertainment value of the last, but I honestly think it has topped it instead already.

How did I go so long without following this thread?

I feel like this is his Wire Season 2.  It will have its fans but it will be a slow burn that leaves loved characters dead on the waterfront. 
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« Reply #239 on: January 02, 2017, 07:31:46 PM »
you didn't even follow the rule of always have a new one lined up before you dump the old one

Or is that jobs?
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