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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #420 on: January 12, 2017, 10:13:43 PM »
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« Reply #421 on: January 16, 2017, 10:30:47 AM »
Was supposed to go out last Friday with a girl but she was sick, anyways next Saturday I have a date with an absolutely gorgeous girl named Tesia (pretty unique name), she's got long black hair and green eyes and is really cute. Going out to eat but not sure where yet... have to do my research since she lives a bit out east.

Also tentatively have a date with a girl with the same name as my ex, she does home care for early intervention and doesn't have her schedule for the week yet. We'll meet for drinks down in Patchogue since we both are really into this one bar down there.
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« Reply #422 on: January 16, 2017, 11:50:28 AM »
I flaked on a tinder date this weekend. Mostly because she started it as "Hope you don't mind if we start out as friends..."

Lol nope. Just trying to bang you
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« Reply #423 on: January 16, 2017, 04:39:23 PM »
Ran into an old girlfriend a few days ago and we hit it off again pretty well.  There is a bad ice storm that is supposed to happen this weekend.  I asked if she wanted to go to my apartment to ride it out and she said yes.  I remember her being a little flaky so we'll see if it happens.

This turned out well.
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« Reply #424 on: January 16, 2017, 07:02:54 PM »
The thing you edited out, I thought about making a snide comment about when you first brought up these sexual adventures :lol

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« Reply #425 on: January 16, 2017, 07:38:07 PM »
I don't cosign flaking. Why not just cancel on her ass and never respond again. I get why girls flake out but dudes should do something else imo.
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« Reply #426 on: January 16, 2017, 10:08:35 PM »
I don't cosign flaking. Why not just cancel on her ass and never respond again. I get why girls flake out but dudes should do something else imo.

Nah, if girls are going to flake, so can guys.  Who gives a shit, it's just Tinder anyway.
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« Reply #427 on: January 16, 2017, 10:12:55 PM »
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« Reply #428 on: January 16, 2017, 10:21:28 PM »
So I was talking to a girl a while back who likes EDM, cute blonde 31 year old from nearby. She deactivated her profile and then recently emailed me out of the blue. We got to talking and we're gonna go out Thursday... So far this week I have 2 confirmed, possibly 3 dates if the third lets me know about her schedule. One of these eventually is bound to lead somewhere... right...  ???
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« Reply #429 on: January 16, 2017, 11:10:29 PM »
My tender feels give a shit

Just get your mom to cook you some more tenders.
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« Reply #430 on: January 17, 2017, 04:05:34 PM »
Well I did text cancel same day and lied about why, then have not talked to her since.

Still consider that flaking

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« Reply #431 on: January 17, 2017, 06:48:01 PM »
It's gonna be alright. Bless up.



Also, I decided to up the "goofiness" of my Tinder profile just for the hell of it:


Surprisingly, I've been getting more matches.  :doge
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« Reply #432 on: January 17, 2017, 07:01:40 PM »
U actually wear eyeliner tho?

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« Reply #433 on: January 17, 2017, 07:04:37 PM »
U actually wear eyeliner tho?
Nah. :doge

My last two photos are of me. In one of them I'm giving a facial expression that shows that I'm "in on the joke" and that I'm acknowledging that I don't take this tinder nonsense seriously (well... at least in 2017).  :doge

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« Reply #434 on: January 17, 2017, 07:12:26 PM »
T-thanks.  :doge

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« Reply #435 on: January 17, 2017, 07:24:59 PM »


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« Reply #436 on: January 17, 2017, 07:25:13 PM »
"conversation enthusiast"
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« Reply #437 on: January 17, 2017, 07:29:22 PM »
"conversation enthusiast"
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I nabbed some of these lines from another girl's profile.  :doge

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« Reply #438 on: January 17, 2017, 07:44:39 PM »
Date is in less than three hours. Fuck me. I feel ill.

Thankfully it's at a wine bar.

Wish I could create a save point right now and reload it if I fuck this up.

This is permadeath mode. Don't fuck up.  :ufup

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« Reply #439 on: January 17, 2017, 07:48:30 PM »
"conversation enthusiast"
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I nabbed some of these lines from another girl's profile.  :doge
Oh, don't mistake me. I have no issue with the words (hell, I might call myself that) it's just applying them to you that I'm like :neogaf
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« Reply #440 on: January 17, 2017, 07:51:31 PM »
I'll have you know that I am a far better conversationalist than I was three months ago, Mr. Ronito.  :snob


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« Reply #441 on: January 17, 2017, 08:12:23 PM »
You're probably fine.

Just don't wear a My Little Pony t-shirt or a Doctor Who t-shirt like the last two guys one of my date's went out with.  :doge
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« Reply #442 on: January 17, 2017, 08:47:08 PM »
wear a sweater you monster

edit just saw the jacket part nm. dunno about pairing black with walnut should go with a grey some kind. but nobody but figgurts and non-figgurts like me* care bout that shit. wearing actual shoes puts you ahead of like 99.9% of the male pop so w/e.



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« Reply #443 on: January 17, 2017, 11:34:29 PM »
Should've taken her out for Indian.  Probably would've let you stick it in afterwards. :trumps

jk, good job.

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« Reply #444 on: January 18, 2017, 09:08:14 AM »
It's gonna be alright. Bless up.

See, being charming and/or funny works. :ufup

But I do agree with Ronito that it puts expectations on you.

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« Reply #445 on: January 18, 2017, 02:09:25 PM »
The more I think about this, the more I'm pretty sure it won't work out.

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« Reply #446 on: January 18, 2017, 05:26:14 PM »
I'm rocking a dark red dress shirt, dark gray jeans, walnut Allen Edmonds strands with a matching belt, and a black jacket. How does that sound? Need nudemac.

I'd top it off with my silver watch, but the battery just died.

I'm a cac with short brown hair for reference.

Still wear the watch. If she notices it's not working, tell her "It's because time stopped as soon as I saw you, babe~"


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« Reply #447 on: January 18, 2017, 10:04:11 PM »
The same cute single mom that matched with me last time (but fell off after a few messages) matched with me again.  :doge

She looks so tired.

Went ahead and cut to the case with her since we already did the small talk nonsense.

fake edit: yep, she wants to go out. Looks like I got a date this weekend. Also, she just loves my new profile.  :doge

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« Reply #448 on: January 18, 2017, 10:29:25 PM »
Also, this will be the first single mom I've ever dated. And I'm glad she's 26 instead of 21. Was getting kinda tired of dealing with young adults who didn't have their shit together.

Any tips or tricks I should know about?  :doge


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« Reply #449 on: January 18, 2017, 10:33:41 PM »
Don't start a relationship and post it on facebook in less than 14 days this time.
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« Reply #450 on: January 18, 2017, 10:37:18 PM »
Hey, looks like someone's gonna call you daddy very soon again after all!

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« Reply #451 on: January 18, 2017, 10:38:31 PM »
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« Reply #452 on: January 18, 2017, 10:42:55 PM »
Don't start a relationship and post it on facebook in less than 14 days this time.

Counter-point: Do start a relationship and post it on Facebook in less than 14 days this time.

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« Reply #453 on: January 18, 2017, 11:13:08 PM »
Dentist wants to go out again. I guess taking care of my teeth and never having any cavities paid off :D
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« Reply #454 on: January 19, 2017, 06:52:01 AM »
Was getting kinda tired of dealing with young adults who didn't have their shit together.
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« Reply #455 on: January 19, 2017, 08:53:14 AM »
 :trumps

edit: at least she has a car and lives in a nice looking house. And her two sons look happy and healthy.

(Her parents are probably loaded and she probably still lives with them.  :doge)
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« Reply #456 on: January 19, 2017, 10:18:04 AM »
Wait, is this your actual dentist? Like the person who does your cleanings?

No, it's someone I met on Match.

Though there's one cute hygenist at the dentist I go to's office. Super petite Italian girl who is really sweet. :-[
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« Reply #457 on: January 19, 2017, 10:26:47 AM »
:trumps

edit: at least she has a car and lives in a nice looking house. And her two sons look happy and healthy.

(Her parents are probably loaded and she probably still lives with them.  :doge)

"She has a car and her kids aren't dead yet"

Atra's standard for a good parent with their shit together :lawd

Can't wait to read the Slate think pieces on this scene :lawd
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« Reply #458 on: January 19, 2017, 10:37:20 AM »
:trumps

edit: at least she has a car and lives in a nice looking house. And her two sons look happy and healthy.

(Her parents are probably loaded and she probably still lives with them.  :doge)

"She has a car and her kids aren't dead yet"

Atra's standard for a good parent with their shit together :lawd

Can't wait to read the Slate think pieces on this scene :lawd

Don't talk to Atra or his Facebook-official girlfriend's sons ever again. :bolo
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« Reply #459 on: January 19, 2017, 10:40:13 AM »
 :dead

god, I'd love to do that joke for realz sometime.  :doge

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« Reply #460 on: January 19, 2017, 12:51:21 PM »
How old are these sons

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« Reply #461 on: January 19, 2017, 01:02:18 PM »
She still making milk?

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« Reply #462 on: January 19, 2017, 01:11:24 PM »
4 and 2 if I had to guess. And I kinda hope not. :doge

Also, I'm remembering that this girl is somewhat religious... Oh well, I'm doing this so I can have more stories for my "I'm an interesting person" arsenal. :doge
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« Reply #463 on: January 19, 2017, 01:40:34 PM »
That doesn't seem like a great reason, tbh.
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« Reply #464 on: January 19, 2017, 01:55:38 PM »
:yeshrug

Well at least I'm getting more experience. And maybe she wants to get dicked down after our date. I don't know. We shall see. :doge

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« Reply #465 on: January 19, 2017, 02:03:43 PM »
Okay, that sounds better. Just saying you wanna date some girls to gain some experience so you can level up makes you should more wizardly than ever.
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« Reply #466 on: January 19, 2017, 02:38:09 PM »
Don't meet her kids unless there's a strong possibility you might wife that up

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« Reply #467 on: January 19, 2017, 02:50:08 PM »
At this current moment, I don't think there's any possibility of me wifing her up.

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« Reply #468 on: January 19, 2017, 03:24:45 PM »
At this current moment, I don't think there's any possibility of me wifing her up.
Yeah guys, let's give it like 4 or 5 days :hitler
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« Reply #469 on: January 19, 2017, 03:29:25 PM »
At this current moment, I don't think there's any possibility of me wifing her up.
Yeah guys, let's give it like 4 or 5 days :hitler
Trust me. I know better now.  :heh

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« Reply #470 on: January 19, 2017, 04:10:53 PM »
Yeah, yeah. And I'll take her last name instead of her taking mine. Right.

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« Reply #471 on: January 19, 2017, 04:33:30 PM »
Oh shit, the new season of my favorite novela came back on pretty quickly.

[Cries in Bible-verses]?

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« Reply #472 on: January 19, 2017, 04:36:57 PM »
Nah. It's a derivative of the Slavic surname Moroz. Which is derived from Morozko.
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The origins of the character of Ded Moroz predates Christianity as a Slavic wizard of winter, in some books he is a son of Slavic pagan god Veles and Mara.[6] In Slavic mythology, Frost or Morozko is a snow demon.[7]

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« Reply #473 on: January 19, 2017, 04:55:25 PM »
It's so demonic, friends.
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« Reply #474 on: January 19, 2017, 05:06:21 PM »

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« Reply #475 on: January 19, 2017, 06:43:19 PM »
:yeshrug

Well at least I'm getting more experience. And maybe she wants to get dicked down after our date. I don't know. We shall see. :doge

#3?

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« Reply #476 on: January 19, 2017, 06:44:46 PM »
#3?  ???

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« Reply #478 on: January 19, 2017, 07:58:22 PM »
#3?  ???


And her two sons look happy and healthy.

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In other news, I've also been chatting with this really pretty 22 year old who lives in Asheville. Going to see if I can meet up with her this weekend as well.
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« Reply #479 on: January 19, 2017, 08:20:53 PM »
So with this new girl, our second time hanging out is actually going to be at a women's march downtown on Saturday. We're going to join up with a bunch of our mutual facebook friends from the pro-Hillary group. She's coming to my place around 8am, we're going to drink a mimosa, and then we're taking the train downtown. I also suggested that we could go do something fun after the march, and she replied "Totally!"

I need to get the first kiss out of the way on Saturday, and the march itself probably isn't the most conducive as we aren't actually characters from Heroes by David Bowie, so the question is whether I go for it before or after.

If I get it done before we get there, it'll be more comfortable holding her hand and whatnot during the day. On the other hand I don't want it to feel forced or rushed. I could try holding her hand and stuff during the day and use that to lead into the kiss later.

I'm also not sure what that "something fun" should actually be. We might be tired, and her car will be right by my place, so it would be the perfect setup for Netflix & chill. On the other hand, I might want to do something that shows I put in a little more thought/effort.

What do?

She already knows by now that you're anxious or gay. I say keep her guessing until she gives an extremely obvious hint.
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