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Atramental

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #240 on: January 02, 2017, 09:31:43 PM »
Kinda have the feeling Atra is just on the "well I did sex a few times, so I never have to think about relationships again" train. Some people are just happier alone
Pretty much. I mean maybe someday that will change but for now *eh* I'm good.

Also, I will say this, I feel soooo much more confident now then I did during my virgin days. :aah
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« Reply #241 on: January 02, 2017, 09:33:29 PM »

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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.
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« Reply #242 on: January 02, 2017, 09:36:22 PM »
Also I think username's advice to stay in a relationship for 6 months just to make sure it's not right is insanity

Six months is absurd but I think giving it a shot for a few weeks could've been useful. At the very least he might have learned how to interact with an adult woman in a normal way.

The best part of all of this is the Facebook status. Up there for everyone to see for all of 1 week.

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« Reply #243 on: January 02, 2017, 09:38:14 PM »
Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex I think I'm drifting more and more asexual.  I honestly could probably go the rest of my life without sex and I wouldn't mind

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« Reply #244 on: January 02, 2017, 09:38:16 PM »
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.

Something tells me that staying involved with a clingy girl who you really don't care for probably isn't a good idea.
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« Reply #245 on: January 02, 2017, 09:40:33 PM »
This heel turn is amazing, do you Atra


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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.
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« Reply #247 on: January 02, 2017, 09:50:46 PM »
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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.
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« Reply #248 on: January 02, 2017, 09:51:38 PM »
Fuck text drama

That fucking "you have to wait one day" shit omg. Told my dude on the spot that shit is wack
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« Reply #249 on: January 02, 2017, 09:57:21 PM »
I think Atramental did fine, all things considered:

- Making it "official" on Facebook was a bad move but honestly nobody is going to give a fuck.  Social media relationship statuses aren't worth shit.

- Her telling Atramental that he was her soulmate after the 5th time they had sex was a big red flag.  I'd be looking for the exit too to avoid a potential bunny boiler.

- I think him breaking it off as soon as possible was the right move.  It is a terrible idea to string someone along just so your ass can be sufficiently covered.  We all know how those types of plans turn out generally.

- Maybe he could have stayed with her longer to get more experience but if you're not feeling it, you're not feeling it :yeshrug

- I would have dumped her in person but in the era of Tinder, ghosting is extremely common so partial credit for at least telling her via text he doesn't want to see her anymore.  The real scummy thing (that is increasingly common) would have been to just drop her.

For a first time "relationship", I thought it went okay.
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« Reply #250 on: January 02, 2017, 09:59:00 PM »
I can't fucking take this thread  :lol
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« Reply #251 on: January 02, 2017, 10:12:38 PM »
I can't wait to get asked...
them: "How long was your last relationship?"
me: "5 days, give or take."  :doge

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« Reply #252 on: January 02, 2017, 10:15:39 PM »
I can't wait to get asked...
them: "How long was your last relationship?"
me: "5 days, give or take."  :doge
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« Reply #253 on: January 02, 2017, 11:01:01 PM »
Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right?  :doge

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« Reply #254 on: January 02, 2017, 11:10:44 PM »
LMAO
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« Reply #255 on: January 02, 2017, 11:15:00 PM »
I leave for a day and this thread jumped 3 pages. I knew what to expect but...

Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right?  :doge

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I think you're going to be asking her for sex in a week anyways when the Tinder thing doesn't work out again. I'm gonna go unlike and relike your relationship status because I'm mean.

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« Reply #256 on: January 02, 2017, 11:40:19 PM »
An STD would be the perfect twist for this story. That or a baby.

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« Reply #257 on: January 02, 2017, 11:44:11 PM »
She sucked your dick without a condom right?
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« Reply #258 on: January 02, 2017, 11:45:43 PM »
She sucked your dick without a condom right?
Yes...  :(

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« Reply #259 on: January 02, 2017, 11:59:12 PM »
You're already dead

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« Reply #260 on: January 03, 2017, 12:06:50 AM »
at least he lived


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« Reply #262 on: January 03, 2017, 12:14:48 AM »
Girlfriend and I stopped wearing protection nearly a year ago for the most part.  Only put one on if she's about to take her birth control or if she's on her period because it's just an easier cleanup that way.
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« Reply #263 on: January 03, 2017, 12:41:53 AM »
How long do the doctors say you have New? 
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« Reply #264 on: January 03, 2017, 02:28:39 AM »
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« Reply #265 on: January 03, 2017, 02:31:48 AM »
Fucking without a condom while they're on the period is the best though. So much natural lube. :aah

Just remembered why I'm gay.

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« Reply #266 on: January 03, 2017, 06:54:18 AM »
Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right?  :doge
She's a sexually promiscuous woman, and ungodly, so the chances are very high. I'd text her and ask the last time she had her vagina checked for disease.
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« Reply #267 on: January 03, 2017, 08:52:49 AM »
Oh my god please do this
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« Reply #268 on: January 03, 2017, 09:27:14 AM »
Also I think username's advice to stay in a relationship for 6 months just to make sure it's not right is insanity

He's new to relationships. The way I see it, he's going to come back to her in about 3 weeks with regrets because he misses her. From the way he talked, he was interested in her until things moved fast. That was on him completely for not being clear on what he wanted.

As it is, next time he hooks someone and isn't interested in a relationship with them: He should make that clear from day-one. I mean from the dating apps I've quickly glanced through, there's a description page with your photo for "what you're looking for: talk (friendship?), friendship(with benefits?), dating, long-term-relationships" that makes it pretty clear, but at the same time there's a free-text block that lets you describe yourself/what you're looking for.
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« Reply #270 on: January 03, 2017, 09:37:26 AM »
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.
Not sure how savage you intended this to sound. :lol
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« Reply #271 on: January 03, 2017, 09:47:06 AM »
As it is, next time he hooks someone and isn't interested in a relationship with them: He should make that clear from day-one. I mean from the dating apps I've quickly glanced through, there's a description page with your photo for "what you're looking for: talk (friendship?), friendship(with benefits?), dating, long-term-relationships" that makes it pretty clear, but at the same time there's a free-text block that lets you describe yourself/what you're looking for.

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« Reply #272 on: January 03, 2017, 11:15:42 AM »
Iíve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if thereís no symptoms?

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« Reply #273 on: January 03, 2017, 11:26:28 AM »
Iíve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if thereís no symptoms?

Various STDs don't have symptoms, or noticeable ones. Gonorrhea is typically associated with a burning dick but it's possible to have it without that; you might notice a slight discharge here or there, but you might just dismiss that. Hence why getting checked is a good idea.

Likewise chicks can have all types of STDs and have zero symptoms. I'm not saying you should get checked every month but still. For instance I give blood at the Red Cross three times a year (once every four months). Before each visit I'll go to Planned Parenthood for a quick STD check and to make a donation there.
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« Reply #274 on: January 03, 2017, 11:27:07 AM »
Why get checked if thereís no symptoms?

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« Reply #275 on: January 03, 2017, 11:30:58 AM »
Whatís the L, though? As a straight man Iím not at any great risk for HIV and again, no symptoms. So whatís the point of getting checked? Not trolling.

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« Reply #276 on: January 03, 2017, 11:35:47 AM »
As long as you go to a nice upscale bar in a city center or hip neighborhood and avoid urban oriented clubs or those catering to alt lifestyles you're not going to get anything.
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« Reply #277 on: January 03, 2017, 11:54:41 AM »
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.
Not sure how savage you intended this to sound. :lol
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Iíve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if thereís no symptoms?
Because the worst diseases have little-to-no symptoms until they're further along. I mean, HIV/AIDS springs to mind as the first and possibly only example... but I'd be surprised if it really was the only example. I'm ignorant about current STIs but there are other diseases, like Lyme Disease, where something manifests subtly, and then visible symptoms disappear entirely until the infection has transformed into something much more debilitating.

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« Reply #278 on: January 03, 2017, 11:57:41 AM »
I agree we don't have to worry about HIV/AIDs, but you could get HPV or herpes. The risk probably isn't super high for you as a straight guy but even still, you want to know that shit before ruining someone else's life.
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« Reply #279 on: January 03, 2017, 12:16:46 PM »
Great. Now I need to figure out where I should go to get tested...  :doge

I guess any medical clinic will do?

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« Reply #280 on: January 03, 2017, 12:27:34 PM »
the way i see it, if everyone has an std, nobody has an std
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« Reply #281 on: January 03, 2017, 12:34:57 PM »
Iíve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if thereís no symptoms?

Because some people are germophobes and control freaks. Just ignore those people.




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« Reply #282 on: January 03, 2017, 12:38:59 PM »
Iíve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if thereís no symptoms?

I don't know where I heard it but I should be prefacing that statement with the fact that I'm a germophobe and that casually modern hooking up has made me want to wash myself with listerine.

Why that got to be on top of the page.  :brazilcry

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« Reply #283 on: January 03, 2017, 12:58:22 PM »
Can't you go through your primary care doc for an STD test?

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« Reply #284 on: January 03, 2017, 01:03:08 PM »
Condoms can't protect you from God's wrath.
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« Reply #285 on: January 03, 2017, 01:19:00 PM »
You really should get checked periodically, Samson, because as a guy you might have all sorts of shit you're passing around that is asymptomatic

That said, if you don't have HPV you're probably boring :teehee

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« Reply #286 on: January 03, 2017, 01:24:27 PM »
Next time you get a bj without a condom Atra...excuse yourself to the bathroom shortly after sex and take a piss. Also wash your dick off with some soap. Peeing and washing off will get rid of some of the bacteria.

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« Reply #287 on: January 03, 2017, 01:26:34 PM »
What if he scrubs too hard and causes a microabrasion? You're already dead

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« Reply #288 on: January 03, 2017, 01:27:20 PM »
Pour Listerine on your dick.  I saw it in Cabin Fever and I think it worked for that dude.

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« Reply #289 on: January 03, 2017, 01:28:19 PM »
Next time you get a bj without a condom Atra...excuse yourself to the bathroom shortly after sex and take a piss. Also wash your dick off with some soap. Peeing and washing off will get rid of some of the bacteria.
Clorox too. Carry around some clorox wipes in your pocket. Sure it stings but it's better than having your dick fall off.
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« Reply #290 on: January 03, 2017, 01:30:26 PM »
Amateurs. Obviously what he needs to do is get a high intensity uv light chamber for his dick

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« Reply #291 on: January 03, 2017, 01:45:29 PM »
Cut your dick off if you ever have sex again
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« Reply #292 on: January 03, 2017, 01:46:26 PM »
Atra make sure you maintain a half chub while the doctor cups your balls

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« Reply #293 on: January 03, 2017, 03:21:25 PM »
I've never been tested but I assume I'm clean since nothing weird is ever going on down there. I did have one scare but after some online research I'm p sure she just gave me a fungus since it showed up immediately the next morning then went away forever (this was a few years ago now). I've done unprotected sex with girls I had just meant at a bar on several occasions so I better count my blessings and be more safe in the future if I ever have intercourse with another human being again. 👌
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« Reply #294 on: January 03, 2017, 08:08:14 PM »
I'm gonna get my abs back just from laughing at this thread everyday.

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« Reply #295 on: January 03, 2017, 11:22:15 PM »
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.
Not sure how savage you intended this to sound. :lol
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People don't have the proper eccentricity to act as wheels. 
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« Reply #296 on: January 04, 2017, 03:09:18 AM »
Finally found the girl I'm into atm on tinder and used my first on purpose super like on her 8)

Could just text her and ask her out but it's 2017, direct contact is for try hards and weirdos

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« Reply #297 on: January 04, 2017, 09:49:03 AM »
finding people into ass to mouth must be hard.  Good luck. 
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« Reply #299 on: January 04, 2017, 08:28:07 PM »
Went out tonight to my favorite Indian restaurant with the teacher and we made out  :-*
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