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[Huff]

go to a political rally for a date lol

[tiesto]

I went on a coffee date today*, seemed like it was going fair enough (girl was a short blonde, looked eastern euro), but then she said she had to leave like 40 minutes in, to do meal prep for the week or something (she explained she recently got a gastric sleeve** and thus had to be careful about what she cooked). I dunno, just seemed weird to have such a short date and I don't know if I should bother calling back. Hopefully my date on Saturday goes better, or that some of these other girls I emailed over the last few days get back to me. 

*the owner of the coffee shop, I've talked to her a few times before and I saw her profile on Match too the other day but didn't email her
**my ex had this surgery too so I am pretty familiar with what patients have to go through and the strict care they have to take with meal prep.

[Joe Molotov]

go to a political rally for a date lol

https://trumpsingles.com

[Huff]

Got a girl to drive two hours to come visit.

Getting laid fo sho

[Atramental]

Got a girl to drive two hours to come visit.

Getting laid fo sho

How?

You must be loaded and good looking

[Madrun Badrun]

Maybe he's back loaded and big bottomed men has become a thing without any of our knowledge. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

iirc he's a pharmacist

After you start making a certain amount of money, money talks more than anything

[Huff]

I don't make real money yet since I'm in residency/academia unfortunately

[brawndolicious]

In a dark time, I can say I've had rapid cordial relations with questionable women who had body image issues (they were kinda chubs). I was broke but they made the trip and asked me if I was clean afterwards because humans are impulsive creatures.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?

I hope I'm wrong btw but I kind of want to see where this goes.

[Rufus]

Do you, though?

[Boogie]

I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?

For your sanity:  No.

For our entertainment: Yes.

[Rahxephon91]

I'm sure he will be entertained too.

[thisismyusername]

Not when he has an off and on relationship with her and 3 kids to pay child-support he won't.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?

I hope I'm wrong btw but I kind of want to see where this goes.

What stripper?

You know my answer: ride the wave. When she brings up money/"my phone is soo slow/ugh my car is annoying me today/my teeth are so crooked/etc etc etc" and other poor attempts at indirectly asking you to buy her things, automatically change the subject. She'll get the point eventually.

[CatsCatsCats]

Or if it's fun for you, bank roll her and fuck her brains out

[tiesto]

Went to a delicious Mediterranean restaurant with a pretty social worker today. Tall, thick, long black hair and green eyes. I said that we should get together again and she seemed up for it, I'll have to follow up and hope she'll agree to it. Probably the prettiest girl yet since I've been back in the dating game.

[tiesto]

And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

[Bebpo]

I realized I haven't checked the match website in like over a week.  Received a few emails from people, which is always cool.  Replied back and hopefully having an email exchange will keep me reminded to check more than once a week. 

[Rahxephon91]

And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

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I mean he will just grab them by the pussy regardless.

[thisismyusername]

And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

Give her until the end of next (this coming) weekend?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?

I hope I'm wrong btw but I kind of want to see where this goes.

Update: Didn't go through with it.

[tiesto]

And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

Give her until the end of next (this coming) weekend?

Well, she got back to me...

...and gave me the "you're so cute and sweet but I don't think we are a match".

 

Well, it's only the 4th girl. I won't get down until it's like #100. Emailed a few more today and now I'm starting to expand my range to like 1 hour drive away. One girl I think wants to meet soon, she's a nurse with dark brown hair who looks like the kinda glam/go clubbing type, and she lives in the town I grew up in which isn't too far away.

And a girl who looks like a skinny version of my ex messaged me.

[Atramental]

Welp. The single moms ended up ghosting. And it looks like I'm meeting up with an 18 year old this Saturday. 

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[close]

Might as well do this now while I'm still 26. It'll get weird-er once I reach my 30s. 

[CatsCatsCats]

my dude....

You will not enjoy this

I thought this season we'd be working on dufus, where's that at

[Atramental]

I can't help it that young women want me and women my age & older want nothing to do with me.

[Raist]

Was getting kinda tired of dealing with young adults who didn't have their shit together.

And it looks like I'm meeting up with an 18 year old this Saturday. 

 

[nudemacusers]

I can't help it that young women want me and women my age & older want nothing to do with me.

Experience level is the attractor, not age

[Atramental]

  

[Atramental]

Is Tinder fairly popular over in Yurop, Ruzbeh?

[Atramental]

Oh dear... 

Well, good luck.

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

[tiesto]

PD needs to finish up the script, this Dufus subplot hasn't moved in a while. And the MTW X Stripper episode was pure filler. Just small references here and there.

And my plot hasn't even taken off the ground.

[king of the internet]

Oh dear... 

Well, good luck.

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?

[Rahxephon91]

Oh no, remember all dating is through online apps now.

[Atramental]

Oh dear... 

Well, good luck.

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?

I thought Dufus had social anxiety/was a virtual hermit, tho.

[king of the internet]

Oh dear... 

Well, good luck.

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?

I thought Dufus had social anxiety/was a virtual hermit, tho.

Then he probably shouldn't bother in the first place.

[Atramental]

Well, I did/still do to some degree and look at me.

[thisismyusername]

Oh dear... 

Well, good luck.

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?

I thought Dufus had social anxiety/was a virtual hermit, tho.

Then he probably shouldn't bother in the first place.

Eh, that doesn't stop folks from fucking. I have really bad anxiety (social and otherwise) and depression and still got laid. Nothing is stopping Dufus from getting it in outside of getting over that "crest" of putting in the effort.

[king of the internet]

My point is that you have to take at least a few steps outside of your comfort zone if you want to have any sort of success.

[thisismyusername]

That's what I mean by getting over the "crest" of needed energy.
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Guy I was interested in apparently was only in the area for the holidays or changed locations to avoid me (someone else? Dunno). I thought we were having a decent conversation.

Mobile dating apps! Straight up saying "no thanks, I'm not really interested" is dead and all that. *frustration*

[Atramental]

Yeah, the 18 year old who I thought only lived 8 miles away from me ended up going back to her actual hometown this evening which is 55 miles away.

I guess she was just visiting my city for a little bit. 

edit: Also, Huff. I might be heading up to Asheville this Saturday. 

[thisismyusername]

Yeah, the 18 year old who I thought only lived 8 miles away from me ended up going back to her actual hometown this evening which is 55 miles away.

Glad it's not just gay mobile apps that have the "I'm only in town for the night" profiles, I guess.

[Raist]

Yeah, the 18 year old who I thought only lived 8 miles away from me ended up going back to her actual hometown this evening which is 55 miles away.

I guess she was just visiting my city for a little bit. 

Something something young something adults something shit something something together.

Assuming things keep progressing, should I try to do anything with this girl on Valentine's Day? It's unlikely that we'd be an official couple (not trying to pull an Atra here), but we would have been seeing each other for about four weeks. It would almost be awkward not to do something, no? Would probably go casual rather than fancy given the time frame.

If you like her, go for it. Like a fancy-ish dinner in a nice place.

Life's too short to worry about "so I've been seeing that girl for 19 days and 14h, we've had six dates not counting the original meet-up, would a nice dinner + wine followed by a movie be appropriate or not?".

[Rufus]

Assuming things keep progressing, should I try to do anything with this girl on Valentine's Day? It's unlikely that we'd be an official couple (not trying to pull an Atra here), but we would have been seeing each other for about four weeks. It would almost be awkward not to do something, no? Would probably go casual rather than fancy given the time frame.

Yes if you want to, no if you feel obligated to do it.

Boom. Problem solved.

[Joe Molotov]

Just lick her hair, they love that.

Maybe I'm thinking of cats, tho.

[Atramental]

Date went super well. We made out in the car for a bit. We're hanging out again this weekend, and she was talking about future events like they were implied dates.

We're all gonna make it, brehs

oh man this is something i haven't thought much about

im fast approaching my thirties and i've yet to kiss a girl...

if i get to that point, and i probably will, it's gonna be fucking weird when the girl in question will expect me to not be completely clueless when it comes to kissing

in the past i used to fret about this, but now i don't really worry about it that much

moving your lips and tongue around can't be that complicated, right?

It's not. Just start out with your lips closed together (not too tight though) and just gradually open them more and more if you start making out. 

[Atramental]

Just be sure to keep your momentum going with the dating. You'll want to give up/take a break when shit isn't going your way but it's best to keep trudging along no matter what.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Looks like the third date is going to be an art museum on Sunday. Should be fun. I think I impressed her a bit last night when I commented that a painting on the wall had good use of chiaroscuro.

Ooh, she's easily impressed! That's makes things much easier.

[mormapope]

Brehs, Ive got a tale of awkwardness and dumb shit I did beyond belief.

Was crushing on a girl from work, we talk a lot, have great chemistry. Told her I liked her a fuck ton, she didnt feel the same. Shes incredbly neurotic, borderline crazy, I have suspicions she loves the attention I give her and not much else.

Shit was really awkward but things went back to normal quickly. Being so into her and feeling used made me do next level stupid shit.

Saw one of my manager's on okcupid, liked her page and messaged her. Was high off my gord on weed at the time, thought a high match % meant something.

Shit does not mean anything I found out. The awkwardness from attempt 1 was squashed. Awkwardness from #2 is monumental. I didnt shit where I ate, Im almost shitting myself to death.

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Time to look for a new life. 

[mormapope]

Surprised response with a hello.

Said I had fun going through questions and seeing our answers.

Said the situation itself was funny but she is a cool person in general.

No written response from her, response at work is basically both of us trying to flee on site.

[king of the internet]

Poor girl. 

[tiesto]

Going out with a nurse with curly dark brown hair next Friday. She looks like the clubby type, all glam pics of her in fancy hotel lobbies in Vegas. I think we're gonna go to some new Caribbean restaurant that opened up in Patchogue, she's a fellow foodie.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Going out with a nurse with curly dark brown hair next Friday. She looks like the clubby type, all glam pics of her in fancy hotel lobbies in Vegas. I think we're gonna go to some new Caribbean restaurant that opened up in Patchogue, she's a fellow foodie.

Ask her what her hourly rate is

[Rahxephon91]

Seems like the best advice is don't go after people you work with.

[Huff]

A chubby+ but cute girl I used to bang in college has recently got back in contact with me. And looks to have lost a decent bit of weight by her snaps

I'm liking this development

[chronovore]

Brehs, Ive got a tale of awkwardness and dumb shit I did beyond belief.

Was crushing on a girl from work, we talk a lot, have great chemistry. Told her I liked her a fuck ton, she didnt feel the same. Shes incredbly neurotic, borderline crazy, I have suspicions she loves the attention I give her and not much else.

Shit was really awkward but things went back to normal quickly. Being so into her and feeling used made me do next level stupid shit.

Saw one of my manager's on okcupid, liked her page and messaged her. Was high off my gord on weed at the time, thought a high match % meant something.

Shit does not mean anything I found out. The awkwardness from attempt 1 was squashed. Awkwardness from #2 is monumental. I didnt shit where I ate, Im almost shitting myself to death.

 

No problem.


Find a crime, witness it, and then look into this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witness_protection


That, or wait for 2019, when A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES.


You got this, breh.

[mormapope]

My tolerance for awkwardness has skyrocketed at the very least. 

[Rufus]

I feel like mine did too just reading that.

[CatsCatsCats]

My tolerance for awkwardness has skyrocketed at the very least. 

Soon you may give your last fuck