RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[toku]

pansexual gamer

[toku]

for someone who lives in south carolina you being hella sharp knees breh

[Atramental]

She's a collective ...of nerds. 

edit: toku, this girl is probably right up your alley:
https://imgur.com/a/hqZdw

[toku]

be open atra, let the ocean wash over you, let the experiences rain on your face, learn what things taste like, get scared, get scary

bless up

[thisismyusername]

Oh hell yeah. She's into bondage? Get in on that shit, you wuss. Forget the fact her profile is a huge red flag and at least try bondage once.

[Raist]

Just got my second match with the rebooted bio. 

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Oh god...

Note-to-self: don't put "open minded" "easygoing" or "nerd" in my bio. 

edit: If it weren't for those two guys (especially the one on my right) I would be all " " but nah, fuck this shit. Fuck it so hard. 

I'd say bang the band 

[Valkyrie]

Bondage is love. So I'm also voting for bondage-girl.


Edit: Her bio screams of Tumblr, but who cares.

[Mupepe]

In less than a decade she'll live in a suburb, drive a mini van and be married to an insurance salesmen.  So fuck her before she becomes boring.

[Atramental]

I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.

[Rufus]

She's people, it's OK.

[Raist]

Maybe thoe one she lives with is the other girl. You might get lucky

[CatsCatsCats]

Atra, I swear to god if you don't just shut up and smash this

Tinder and bumble continue to be nothing burgers for me, might have to change strategies and go out and meet real people 🙄 Part of the problem is probably me having high standards, but shit my wife is hot and I'm not gonna settle for less when I could just stay in 😅

[I'm a Puppy!]

Narrator: Meanwhile Cat's wife was having no problem.

[CatsCatsCats]

Well, of course, she's an attractive woman not needing any strings, we know it would be like that and she's not moving forward unless I have viable options

[Valkyrie]

I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.

Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck.

[Bebpo]

I get kinda Texas chainsaw massacre/satanic cult vibes from that group pic.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Really? I get a "We like to LARP" vibe.

[Valkyrie]

Really? I get a "We like to LARP" vibe.

Don't make fun of pansexual poly apache helicopter pancake feminists.

"STDs? You name it, we have 'em!"

[Raist]

I get kinda Texas chainsaw massacre/satanic cult vibes from that group pic.

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[Cerveza mas fina]

damn beps didnt you just get into ff14 like last year and it was your first mmo?

[Atramental]

I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.

Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck.

I dunno...

I mean, I guess I'll say what you recommended but I also need to get an idea of what her true end goal is for me. 

[Raist]

I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.

Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck.

I dunno...

I mean, I guess I'll say what you recommended but I also need to get an idea of what her true end goal is for me. 

Share all the best things she has to offer to the world with you, even if for a brief moment 

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Like gonorrhea

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[seagrams hotsauce]

"I've never tried enjoying the outdoors"  /
I implore you to pursue this lady

[thisismyusername]

I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.

Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck.

This girl bonds.

[CatsCatsCats]

Matched with a 19 yo alternative qt

[Bebpo]

Is it weird that the biggest red flag in that tinder profile posted to me is not caring about politics? Like normally it's whatever, but seriously how the fuck do you live in the Trump era and not care about what is going on with the country? Like to the point where you feel proud to proclaim it on your profile? To me that flags that at best you're a privileged white person with little empathy.

damn beps didnt you just get into ff14 like last year and it was your first mmo?

Yeah, but replace FF14 with heroine and it makes more sense. An addiction is an addiction  :'(

[Atramental]

I should've shown the pic of her all decked out in a Warcraft Night Elf costume.

Some people rather escape into fantasy than acknowledge the harsh realities of this world.

[toku]

and you're out here trying to get your dick wet like democracy dies

bless up tho

[Bebpo]

I should've shown the pic of her all decked out in a Warcraft Night Elf costume.

Some people rather escape into fantasy than acknowledge the harsh realities of this world.

and you're out here trying to get your dick wet like democracy dies

bless up tho

Yeah, I need to stop being political in hook up posts. Sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine. Trump pisses me off daily, so it's always on my mind and kinda bleeds into everything.

But! In more fun talk, since we were talking about bondage, like all my past gfs have been into being tied up but idk how do that fancy rope stuff, so it's just been like a shoelace ribbon tie hands behind the back, or arms & legs tied to each of the bed posts kinda thing. Where do you even learn how do tie like that? Youtube tutorials?

[Huff]

Tisk tisk beps

I'd fuck a Jill stein supporter if I could

[etiolate]

A lot of people don't want to be dealing with politics because it's mostly tribalistic bullshit.

[tiesto]

That date yesterday went okay. I was slightly hungover, but I made sure I was put together decently. We had some nice conversation. I can't decide if I want to text her to follow up.

I say go for it, unless I know for a fact I'm not interested, I'll definitely try for a second date, even if the date went "OK". Sometimes, people are quite guarded on a first date and only really show more of their personality on date 2 or 3.

[CatsCatsCats]

Got a more age appropriate cute match who is in the cannabis industry, things picking up?

[bluemax]

Got matched on Bumble this weekend with a woman I had thought about messaging on OKC. She messaged me and asked what my specific role is (my profile mentions I work in VR) and if I can make VR better.

I must've taken her too literally or something because now the conversation is gone

Also I saw another porn star on Tinder. Apparently she also does standup comedy.

[Bebpo]

That feeling when you message someone days ago and they keep checking your profile each day but don't reply. 

[Valkyrie]

So uh I've never used dating apps before but I downloaded this app called Bumble, and within 5 minutes of swiping I realized this is not the way I wanna do things.

It's too hard to not judge people based on their looks since that's all you have there. It was either "Ew no" or "Meh, he's probably too cocky". 90% of them gave me the "I'm clingy, unxperienced and I only do missionary" vibe.

[Bebpo]

Might just be the app. What about Tinder or OKC?

[Valkyrie]

Feels like it's more than that. I really don't want a relationship, and at the same time I can't imagine having sex with a stranger. There would be a huge lack of intimacy and stuff like that.

[El Babua]

Might join the Tinder game again.

Not sure if I should rewrite bio or just keep it as is:

"Building my brand™"

[Bebpo]

Feels like it's more than that. I really don't want a relationship, and at the same time I can't imagine having sex with a stranger. There would be a huge lack of intimacy and stuff like that.

There's definitely inbetweens and I'd argue that online dating in 2017 is pretty much the best way to find that kinda stuff, but unless you have the luck you're gonna deal with a lot of messy human interactions as a side effect. Like guys saying they want something casual but then falling in a needy relationship desiring way, or guys being too aggressive and pushing sex without intimacy. Plus having to deal with all the hundreds of lewd mysogynist messages.

Then again, can't hurt (much) to at least give it a try with a few apps, messaging a few people, etc...

[Atramental]

I think July is going to end up being a bust month for me.

Going to see if I can have one of my photographer friends help me take much more interesting photos of myself once August rolls around.
My headshot that I use for work and two selfies just aren't cutting it. 

[Rufus]

Feels like it's more than that. I really don't want a relationship, and at the same time I can't imagine having sex with a stranger. There would be a huge lack of intimacy and stuff like that.

All I can say is: Don't 'upgrade' friends.

[Raist]

[CatsCatsCats]

Got the most promising match yet, cute 26 yo in an open relationship -- so far the 19 yo who wanted me to come over immediately with weed is the only conversation that went anywhere but I'm thinking one of these will pan out, I at least feel like I'm getting closer

Meanwhile the sex life with wifey is still on fire 🔥 we're talking about taking a hike soon to go fuck in the woods

[TVC15]

What's the accepted protocol for asking a prostitute to bring you drugs?

[CatsCatsCats]

Kinda drugs?

[TVC15]

Steve Contra really wants to see me on bath salts, but I bet he'd also settle for flakka.

[CatsCatsCats]

If you tell them you wanna go fast they'll bring you some bathtub meth, close enough?

[TVC15]

If you tell them you wanna go fast they'll bring you some bathtub meth, close enough?

That doesn't really do anything for me. I'm an adult with insurance and already get my amphetamines through a medical professional.

[toku]

idk tvc but he def. seems like a speed/uppers kinda man

[thisismyusername]

If you tell them you wanna go fast they'll bring you some bathtub meth, close enough?

Woah, so if I want Sonic the fast food chain, I don't meme?

[Bebpo]

Would be cool if there was a private part of the forum to get specific advice without making it public. I know pms, but don't think you can group pm, right?

[Raist]

Would be cool if there was a private part of the forum to get specific advice without making it public. I know pms, but don't think you can group pm, right?

There's a BCC option in the message interface.

I uppose there may be a way to do regular CC too. Try multiple usernames separated by "; " (without quotes).

[thisismyusername]

Would be cool if there was a private part of the forum to get specific advice without making it public. I know pms, but don't think you can group pm, right?

You can, but it's not like a group sms chat function.

But yeah, the board being Google search-able is reason enough for me to not go public with certain things.

[toku]

yeah but you know how these internet detectives are

[Bebpo]

It's not like any of us know each other's IRL identities. I just don't post any personally-identifying information.

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[CatsCatsCats]

It's not like any of us know each other's IRL identities. I just don't post any personally-identifying information.

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This is why I'm not sharing pics of my matches etc but other than that *shrug* it's 2017 we're all doxxed

I would be down for senior member + only debauchery subforum tho

[Valkyrie]

It's not like any of us know each other's IRL identities. I just don't post any personally-identifying information.

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Hello test (you won't see what the hide tag looks like unless you're signed out btw).

I support this idea, maybe throw this whole thread into a private secrion, or make a private sub forum for the real dealz. My username isn't as "Googlable" as yours but I've been thinking of going back to edit out my old marriage posts.. but people quoted the whole thing so there'd be no point. (I'm gonna do that anyway.)

I dunno.. maybe we could actually just have this theead deleted? lol It's only been going since the end of 2016, so probably not anything to salvage of humor.

[CatsCatsCats]

It quotes the hide tag and works as long as the person quoting doesn't intentionally break the hide tag

[Raist]

I would be down for senior member + only debauchery subforum tho