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[Valkyrie]

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This is why I'm not sharing pics of my matches etc but other than that *shrug* it's 2017 we're all doxxed

I would be down for senior member + only debauchery subforum tho

Um, I'm not even Senior Member. Don't leave me behind! What are the requirements? Speaking of which. I've seen other Members with a custom title, but I can't seem to add one.

[CatsCatsCats]

I think you just need more posts (tag goes hand in hand with senior)

I believe Joe or Demi could elevate a handful of people that make sense to senior if such a forum actually came to exist

[Valkyrie]

Sure it's not join date related? I've seen someone with less posts than me who had Member tag and custom title.

[CatsCatsCats]

Could be both, idr

[Phoenix Dark]

What's the accepted protocol for asking a prostitute to bring you drugs?

Ask if she engages in and provides party favors. If she says yes, delete her number/never see her since she's a low level prostitute willing to discuss illegal inquiries on the phone.
 

[Joe Molotov]

Ask her if she's a cop, they have to tell you if they're a cop.

[Valkyrie]

Ask her she's a cop, they have to tell you if they're a cop.

[Phoenix Dark]

where is kara

[Bebpo]

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[toku]

where is kara

deep in love, enjoying life

bless up

[Atramental]

Alt girls (that aren't 300lbs+, like in South Carolina  ).

[Huff]

What app or whatever are you using beps

[Atramental]

I'm going to give that intersectional feminist until tomorrow to respond back to me and if she doesn't I'll either move on or just ask her an innocuous question about her favorite types of food or alcohol.

Also, I sent that pansexual gamer girl a message just now.

[bluemax]

So uh I've never used dating apps before but I downloaded this app called Bumble, and within 5 minutes of swiping I realized this is not the way I wanna do things.

It's too hard to not judge people based on their looks since that's all you have there. It was either "Ew no" or "Meh, he's probably too cocky". 90% of them gave me the "I'm clingy, unxperienced and I only do missionary" vibe.

FWIW Bumble is essentially a clone of Tinder, made by a woman who used to work at Tinder. The main difference of course is that women get to send the first message otherwise it goes nowhere.

Which if you're a single dude in LA means you get even fewer replies than on anything else. Although I do notice that the women on Bumble tend to be less of the "writer/actor/comedian/server" than what I see on everything else, so that's a plus.

[tiesto]

Bumble is weird, I swipe right on probably about 80-90% of the women I see, the few that hit me back seem like they'd be what I'm looking for (educated, solid careers, pretty straight-laced "girl next door" types), they'll message me, I'll message them back, and then it'll go dead.

Seems the last time I did online dating I was going on multiple dates a week (sometimes 2 in one day, even!), now it's been so damn dry for me.

[Bebpo]

What app or whatever are you using beps

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[Madrun Badrun]

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woah

[bluemax]

Bumble is weird, I swipe right on probably about 80-90% of the women I see, the few that hit me back seem like they'd be what I'm looking for (educated, solid careers, pretty straight-laced "girl next door" types), they'll message me, I'll message them back, and then it'll go dead.

Seems the last time I did online dating I was going on multiple dates a week (sometimes 2 in one day, even!), now it's been so damn dry for me.

Yeah that's about how I feel about Bumble. I figure I just suck at conversations or something.

[thisismyusername]

Just remember, Atra and crew:



Bless Up, as a certain someone would say.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'm going to try to work bless up into a text conversation with this girl soon.

Throw in a "taco bell" for good measure.

[TVC15]

So do they sell drugs at rub and tugs? Does anyone have a RubMaps account I could borrow so I can see user reviews to find the best rub and tug and drug place near me?

[Atramental]

I'm going to give that intersectional feminist until tomorrow to respond back to me and if she doesn't I'll either move on or just ask her an innocuous question about her favorite types of food or alcohol.

Also, I sent that pansexual gamer girl a message just now.

Man, everyone seems to be super picky during the summer or something... 

[Phoenix Dark]

One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.

[Valkyrie]

One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.

Well I totally get this, but the problem is that not everyone "understands" certain hobbies. If you were really passionate about something, wouldn't you want your partner to be totally cool with it? Anyway I get what you mean. I just wouldn't wanna be with someone who would judge me for sitting in front of my computer for hours. I guess I mean a mutual understanding/respect would be nice. So I suppose sharing something but not sharing the rest would be cool.

[Mupepe]

PD just doesn't want to share any BBC's with anyone - not even his girl.  Greedy

[fistfulofmetal]

One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.

just two people sharing a space doing different things and only interacting in a romantic way sounds like a boring relationship. but whatever floats your boat. my girlfriend is my best friend and we love doing things together and sharing our interests and enjoying our mutual hobbies.

obviously we do have different interests and on occasion are doing different things but the way you make it sound, it's like you just wanna live with a roommate that you on occasion fuck.

[Mupepe]

One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.

just two people sharing a space doing different things and only interacting in a romantic way sounds like a boring relationship. but whatever floats your boat. my girlfriend is my best friend and we love doing things together and sharing our interests and enjoying our mutual hobbies.

obviously we do have different interests and on occasion are doing different things but the way you make it sound, it's like you just wanna live with a roommate that you on occasion fuck.

My wife and I have very different interests and tastes.  I like it that way because it gets me out of my comfort zone a bit and we push each other to do new things.  I watch movies that I would generally never watch and while I don't like all of them it still helps me broaden and define my own preferences.  It keeps things interesting.

[TVC15]

PD just doesn't want to share any BBC's with anyone - not even his girl.  Greedy

He shared one with me recently. The one that Queen of Ice wouldn't look at. The thing was magnificent. The girl in the video may have been small, but if she had 4 hands, she could've wrapped each of them around that BBC and it would still be poking out. Glorious.

[Atramental]

Just discovered "tinder gold" when I was checking to see how much time was left on my tinder plus subscription.  It allows you to see who already liked you ...and let's just say my ego got knocked down a couple of notches after viewing who already liked me.

edit: the girl who flipped her shit at me, when I was asking her to clarify if she was on there for just friends or not, liked me again. 

[CatsCatsCats]

How u access

[Atramental]

How u access

On my iPhone I went to the app store, scrolled down to the account settings button, then went to the subscriptions button, and clicked on my active tinder subscription & it had it as an option there.

If it doesn't show up for you it might be a "regional timed exclusive" for all I know. I heard it was being beta tested in other countries early this year so I was pretty surprised to see it as an option.

[thisismyusername]

It should show up. If I remember the news articles about it (and there's a "super secret" one they have for attractive people/celebs) it's available in the US, Canada, Australia...

[Rahxephon91]

Would you guys "talk" to a girl who is married?

[Atramental]

Would you guys "talk" to a girl who is married?

Only if she's A. Polyamorous B. days away from divorcing her husband. 

[thisismyusername]

Hahahaha, nope. Because you know that road is gonna end badly for you and them.

[Atramental]

Anyone have any insights about dating women who used to be in the military?

Anything in particular I should know about?   

[CatsCatsCats]

Sure enough, it's there 🤔🤔well I only bought one month of plus, maybe next month I'll do gold

[Valkyrie]

Would you guys "talk" to a girl who is married?

Don't be scummy. I've lost friendships from guys trying that.

Atra is right though, there are very few occasions where it's okay - but even then you won't know if she's telling the truth.

[tiesto]

Anyone have any insights about dating women who used to be in the military?

Anything in particular I should know about?   

A few years ago, I went on a couple of dates with someone who was ex-Navy. She was really cool, even though we didn't have too much in common we hit it off pretty great. She was offered a great job opportunity down in DC though so it didn't work out. She had nothing but good things and funny anecdotes to say about her time in the armed forces. Don't know if this helps you that much though, I'm just reminiscing a bit

[CatsCatsCats]

Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to 

[Valkyrie]

Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to 

I mean, I do, but my situation is weird, and not a permanent marriage. Everyone loves attention. It's just a matter of how it's done, I guess. Lonely, not desperate.

[Mupepe]

Married women are so hot

[nudemacusers]

Anyone have any insights about dating women who used to be in the military?

Anything in particular I should know about?   

depends on service

army 

marines

air force

navy

add a 2x multiplier to each if officer

[Madrun Badrun]

Are navy women also into butt sex?

[thisismyusername]

If you don't see yourself getting into a relationship with this one/NSA sex? Yes. If you're thinking she's relationship material: I wouldn't until you know how she feels toward you.

[Atramental]

Reset my account, got back into tinder gold, and that girl (the one who lost her shit at me months ago) is STILL swiping right on me. Jesus, she's fucking thirsty. Too bad she's kinda eh... and possibly crazy. 

edit: Part of me wants to swipe right just see what her reaction would be. 

[Bebpo]

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If you don't see yourself getting into a relationship with this one/NSA sex? Yes. If you're thinking she's relationship material: I wouldn't until you know how she feels toward you.

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[CatsCatsCats]

Totally would keep talking to people right up until you were sure you were ready to be exclusive

[bluemax]

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If you don't see yourself getting into a relationship with this one/NSA sex? Yes. If you're thinking she's relationship material: I wouldn't until you know how she feels toward you.

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I always just move on. But in Los Angeles you just have to assume that everyone is waiting for something better to come along, so if they drop you they found something more appealing. Or maybe their life is fucking busy and dating suddenly isn't their biggest priority, which is cool too. If you haven't met the person yet its better to just let it go. If you went out once then I think one follow up letting them know you're interested but understand they might be caught up with something else seems reasonable. Every woman I know *hates* guys who over message about availability.

[Rahxephon91]

Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to 

Yes, this only came up because she expressed interest in me and said I should talk to her.

And she's always giving me the hard stare.

[chronovore]

Just got my second match with the rebooted bio. 

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Oh god...

Note-to-self: don't put "open minded" "easygoing" or "nerd" in my bio. 

edit: If it weren't for those two guys (especially the one on my right) I would be all " " but nah, fuck this shit. Fuck it so hard. 

Congratulations, you found the Felicia Day dopplegänger who is into dopplegängbanging.

[Atramental]

Fortunately/unfortunately, she never got back to me after my first message.

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Would've loved to have seen the red head and the girl with the blue hair re-enact the sex scene from "Blue is the Warmest Color." 

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[chronovore]

Fortunately/unfortunately, she never got back to me after my first message.

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Would've loved to have seen the red head and the girl with the blue hair re-enact the sex scene from "Blue is the Warmest Color." 

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You could have worn red/blue 3D glasses, and it would have been AMAZING.

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[thisismyusername]

Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to 

Nah, I'm assuming she wants to homewreck and then put Rah into a bad situation of being punched/killed before the divorce. So yeah... no. Don't put your dick anywhere near that crazy.

[Mupepe]

Maybe the husband is into it. 

Maybe Rahx can cuck him. 

[thisismyusername]

Well cuck-a-doodle-doo, Mupe. I didn't know you were into that.

[Mupepe]

I'm into everything and anything.

[Valkyrie]

I'm into everything and anything.

This makes Queen happy, I bet. lol

[Atramental]

Just rematched with a cute girl (who has epilepsy) that I had matched with months ago but our conversation fizzled out into nothing.

Maybe this time things will be different because she realizes I'm not some uncultured swine that sends unsolicited dick pics like 50% of the men on tinder do.    *tips fedora*

[chronovore]

Reset my account, got back into tinder gold, and that girl (the one who lost her shit at me months ago) is STILL swiping right on me. Jesus, she's fucking thirsty. Too bad she's kinda eh... and possibly crazy. 

edit: Part of me wants to swipe right just see what her reaction would be.