RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Huff]

how about the only people criticizing atra for awkward dating messages are those people that have have talked to a woman before, okay?

[Assimilate]

I'm starting to think women lie more than men. I have yet to meet a woman that does not lie. I have tons of friends that are female, and they all lie to their partner/husbands/bfs

Relationships in this day and age, with sexting, online flirting, etc, is brutal.

[Raist]

isnt it ttyl? so youre still wrong.

ive never saw anyone write that, so it must not be a thing.

[Atramental]

I'm starting to think women lie more than men. I have yet to meet a woman that does not lie. I have tons of friends that are female, and they all lie to their partner/husbands/bfs

Relationships in this day and age, with sexting, online flirting, etc, is brutal.

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[Rahxephon91]

If I don't message a girl before my 28th birthday(May 22) I'm ending myself. That's my deadline for still being less successful than Atra.

You can mock me all you want, but I've at least attempted things.

I also have great hygiene.

[Rufus]

Everybody lies. You have to have some kind of pathology to not.

[Raist]

Everybody lies. You have to have some kind of pathology to not.

I don't.

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But maybe that's a lie.

 

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[hungrynoob]

isnt it ttyl? so youre still wrong.

ive never saw anyone write that, so it must not be a thing.

[Phoenix Dark]

Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

[Assimilate]

Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

More than men in the context of relationships/dating? yeah i'm starting to think so. And they also rationalize their lies, men will just say "ah, fuck, yeah i lied sorry i'm an asshole" women will "i lied but it's justified because.... emotions"

[hampster]

You match with two women on tinder. One always lies and one always tells the truth. Which YuGiOh episode do you reference in your opening line to identify which to data

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Neither responds :'(

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[hungrynoob]

what do chemtrails have to do with anything?

[Phoenix Dark]

Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

More than men in the context of relationships/dating? yeah i'm starting to think so. And they also rationalize their lies, men will just say "ah, fuck, yeah i lied sorry i'm an asshole" women will "i lied but it's justified because.... emotions"

Are you in a relationship, have you ever had a gf? Because you sound like a bitter red pill cigarillo right now breh.

Men lie and manipulate women emotionally all the time dude. And women do too. And men justify their lies and don't take responsibility either too. Men lead women on, or send mixed messages specifically to get pussy and bounce. I've done that before, and I know I'm not the only one. End of the day people are usually trash, and then you meet a Latina chick and settle down and stop being distinguished mentally-challenged.

[Assimilate]

Latina chick and settle down and stop being distinguished mentally-challenged.

So you give me your dumb lecture and then end it with the fact you went out and got yourself a traditionally more conservative female in a latin woman?

[Kara]

You match with two women on tinder. One always lies and one always tells the truth. Which YuGiOh episode do you reference in your opening line to identify which to data

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Neither responds :'(

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Trick question, I'd never talk about media related to a collectible card game if the collectible card game wasn't Magic: the Gathering.

[hungrynoob]

People lie all the time, but women tend to be more active in regards to going with their emotions in the moment, so if she tells you one thing one week, but then the next week she does/says the opposite, it doesnt necessarily mean shes lying, but changed her mind. Men compete, women select.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Knowing assimilate will hilariously die a virgin

[Rufus]

He doesn't strike me as a permavirgin. Just your garden variety chauvinist.

[seagrams hotsauce]

He spells bra 'braw'. He's likely literally too distinguished mentally-challenged to understand how copulation works.

[Rahxephon91]

if I've learned anything recently is that the whole "which gender is manuplitive" argument is a black whole of shit. 

[Tasty]

If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.

[Phoenix Dark]

Don't need a serum, just need a cute trap. 

[Tasty]

Well said.

[Tasty]

Don't need a serum, just need a cute trap. 

[Rahxephon91]

I really don't think it's easy as simply talking to people. If it was no one would have an issue.

[Raist]

I really don't think it's easy as simply talking to people. If it was no one would have an issue.

Except folks who have trouble talking to people.

[I'm a Puppy!]

If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.

I have heard this a lot from my gay friends. They're like "I don't understand how/why you guys do this."
Frankly, seeing how they do it, I'm sorta surprised myself.

[Tasty]

I don't need no stinking serum. If I decided I wanted to suck dick I'd just man up and suck some dick.

Unrelated, but when are you coming to Boston again?

[Tasty]

I don't need no stinking serum. If I decided I wanted to suck dick I'd just man up and suck some dick.

Unrelated, but when are you coming to Boston again?

I'll be coming before you know it.

Usually I like people to tell me when they're coming but for you it doesn't matter.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Gettin that mouthie in southie 

[Valkyrie]

Be nice to people. Be forgiving. Be conscientious and considerate. And make an effort in all things. Those are the ingredients to making friends and being happy.

Newsfeed, please.

[Tasty]

[CatsCatsCats]

Handy Male? 

[Raist]

Oh shit, Elizabeth II. And I don't mean the one with the crown.

[Rahxephon91]

If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.

Probably would take one if it made you asexual. Life would be easier.

[Tasty]

If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.

Probably would take one if it made you asexual. Life would be easier.

There's hormones available that can easily decrease your sex drive.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Dufus, instead of being out to get a relationship, be out to master being a friend first. Sign up for a hobby or some group or something. It'll help you gain the confidence to stop making such a big deal about a date.

[Rahxephon91]

If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.

Probably would take one if it made you asexual. Life would be easier.

There's hormones available that can easily decrease your sex drive.

That stuff sounds dangerous and like it will effect other things.

[Tasty]

I don't think there are downsides to taking E other than bigger boobies and smaller nuts, which wouldn't come in handy if you're not having sex anyways.

[Atramental]

I'm not making a big deal out of a date. It's fear of rejection. That can occur with friendly relationships as well. But probably that fear is greatest with a date.

Rejection is a natural part of life. Best to face it head on.

The more you experience it the less painful it becomes.

[Mupepe]

It's a great feeling when you realize you don't give a fuck about getting rejected because you actually value yourself.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I find that people with a fear of rejection treat the wrong thing. They want to treat the fear or rejection when really it's more about an over inflated sense of self. For example, I was waiting in line at the store and had a song stuck in my head and did a little dance. When I got to the cashier he said he really admired that I could dance out in public and not worry about what people would say/do. I told him the secret was to know that most people aren't actually looking at you and those that do will forget you in the span of 5 minutes..  It's the same thing with dating, you sit there and worry, "Are they thinking I'm a jack ass? Are they thinking I'm an idiot." When really you occupy a very small section of their thinking. Just learn that we're all bit actors in someone else's movie and it's very freeing.

[Atramental]

I fucking know it's normal. The fucking point is that this kind of overwhelming fear is irrational. But that doesn't make it less severe for FUCK'S SAKE.

I remember seeing on television this lady who had a fear of pigeons or some shit and had difficulty going outside for fear of encountering pigeons.

Do you really think that could be resolved by saying lol it's just pigeons bro relax bro they don't attack humans bro? That's not how it fucking works.

But but but, you have to face your fears if you want to overcome it Dufus! WHAT THE FUCK do you think I think? I know that. That's what I've been saying. Hopefully I can resolve all that shit this year.

Anyways I'm done with this fucking thread. I'm not coming back until I get a date or if a date is forthcoming. Fuck all ya'll.

I was in a similar spot as you not too long ago, Dufus!

You gotta dip your toes in the rejection pool. You're thinking you have to dive right into the deep end. That's flat out wrong.

Do ~little~ things that could result in rejection. Build up your tolerance for it.

edit: Also, I would just love for you to enlighten me if you have some other genius way of overcoming rejection.

Please, I'm all ears.

[hungrynoob]

I don't think there are downsides to taking E other than bigger boobies and smaller nuts, which wouldn't come in handy if you're not having sex anyways.

No sorry this is dangerous advice, biological males taking E should be reserved to those who really need it. Taking it because you cant get laid will only exacerbate the obvious mental health issues he has.

[Tasty]

Well I never said I was a doctor.

Consult with a physician before using drugs.

[CatsCatsCats]

Dufus, I believe in you. Believe in the me that believes in you!

[I'm a Puppy!]

Dufus, I believe in you. Believe in the me that believes in you!

Dufus, I believe in CatsCatsCats. Believe in the me, that believes in the CatsCatsCats that believes in you.

[Raist]

Dogs and cats believing in each other... mass hysteria!

[tiesto]

I don't think there are downsides to taking E other than bigger boobies and smaller nuts, which wouldn't come in handy if you're not having sex anyways.

Bigger boobs? Maybe I should have gone for it when the dude with the Above&Beyond hat offered me some mdma at Output the other day...

Which, speaking of... my girlfriend seemed to really dig. Her first underground techno club experience. Hit the jackpot with this one, things just continue to go so smoothly.

[Rahxephon91]

Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

[tiesto]

Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

I'm a big fan of them (especially their radio show and the Anjunabeats/Anjunadeep labels), expect a lot of cheesy PLUR and big vocal trance anthems. Got to meet Tony McGuinness of the group while at Ultra in Miami a few years ago and he was really awesome, perked up when he found out we were from NY.

I've never done E but I'd imagine that A&B are a perfect soundtrack to listen to when you're rolling.

Some songs I like:

[hungrynoob]

Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally

[Atramental]

[Rahxephon91]

Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally

I took it not too long ago and it was probably the best feeling I've ever had. Really made me feel a lot more comfortable. That was months ago.

[Atramental]

How was the come down from that high?

[hungrynoob]

Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally

I took it not too long ago and it was probably the best feeling I've ever had. Really made me feel a lot more comfortable. That was months ago.

Well no shit you would. It works like this.

Take molly > exhaust all feel good chemicals in brain > leave you with fuck all, and slowly recover supply.

If you take molly not of sound mind, the aftermath isnt a fun place to be. Which can cause longer lasting damage even if the supply is refilled.

[Rahxephon91]

Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally

I took it not too long ago and it was probably the best feeling I've ever had. Really made me feel a lot more comfortable. That was months ago.

Well no shit you would. It works like this.

Take molly > exhaust all feel good chemicals in brain > leave you with fuck all, and slowly recover supply.

If you take molly not of sound mind, the aftermath isnt a fun place to be. Which can cause longer lasting damage even if the supply is refilled.

I guess, but that wasn't my previous experience. I was pretty positive for about two weeks and then I just resumed my normal self.  I didn't feel down at any point.

[Atramental]

I’m too skittish to take Molly myself.

Drugs that create intense pleasure would be a slippery slope for me.

I’d rather stick with weed and hallucinogens.

[Tasty]

I'd be down to try Molly at Borecon this year.

[Beezy]

Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

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