RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[skullstorm]

Oh jesus you're already there aren't you

[Atramental]

Do I still go over there attra or not lol

Don't.

Ask her if she'd be free to go to the museum on a Friday or whenever she's off from work/free.

[MMaRsu]

Im not there yet.. in sitting on a bench in the city.. rose is next to me.

So no im not there lol

[Rahxephon91]

I like how your taking advice from Atra. Who is so extremely creepy that he has to workshop tinder messages.

But yes your behavior is really creepy.

[skullstorm]

Give the rose to some old lady

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...and profit?

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[Atramental]

Is this the first time you've felt the urge to give a girl you just dated a rose? 

edit: Also, real life isn't like an anime. Just so we're all on the same page here.

This is starting to border on that Japanese guy who used the (´･ω･`) face with his crush Denko.

[MMaRsu]

yes its the first time

also she loves anime

[MMaRsu]

I like how your taking advice from Atra. Who is so extremely creepy that he has to workshop tinder messages.

But yes your behavior is really creepy.

Bro you said she wasnt feeling me and now shes txting me that the museum sounds like fun

The fuck do you know gtfo

[Rahxephon91]

I know you’re about to get a restraining order.

[Nabbis]

Did the police take him?

[Atramental]

Go home. Put the rose in a glass of water. Beat off.

Then text her when she'd be down to meet up at the museum. Not at her house.   

And smoke some weed with more CBD than THC in it so you can chill the fuck out. 

[MMaRsu]

Im not at her house! Icr not gave anything

[nachobro]

its always drugs with you now atra. im calling a doctor and the police.

[Atramental]

its always drugs with you now atra. im calling a doctor and the police.

I'd still be a depressed mess if it wasn't for weed. 

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Now I'm a manic mess but that's another story.   

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[demi]

Im a thick and voluptuous fat fuck that has a huge beard and the online banging Ive done has been with petite women. There's a cute lady that wants to bang you, but you commit constant self sabotage.

Stop being a coward, fuck women that want to fuck you. Don't even worry about getting it up or sex, meet with someone and see what happens.

hi

[CatsCatsCats]

Lol that I’m showing up with a rose shit is just trolling the brandnewknights, right?


...... right?

[Atramental]

"Gee, I sure hope Atra stops with the weirdo fem atra shit"

*Gets Rahx bitching instead*

"Gee, I sure hope Rahx shuts the fuck up for once and we get something different"

*MMarsu out creeps everybody*

 

I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Atra.

[CatsCatsCats]

MM: I am chill lol

MM: SHE HASNT RESPONDED YET, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE HER HOUSE THIS IS CHILL

Brooooooooooo

[MMaRsu]

I was never at her house fools

[Atramental]

But you were thinking about it and that's almost just as bad.

[BisMarckie]

[Raist]

Go home and stick the rose in your peepee hole. Petals in first.
Maybe that'll calm you down.

[Rahxephon91]

Go home and start working on your crown of sonnets.

[tiesto]

Rahx, you still haven't posted your Tinder profile pics.

Nope but here’s my recent bumble matches.

https://imgur.com/a/NisySgI

The majority of these women are decent looking, in line with what I generally matched with on dating sites. Why not send out a few messages?

[BisMarckie]

Yeah, most of them are totally fine. Just send some messages.


The first one is into bad jokes, easiest first date ever

[MMaRsu]

I didnt go to her house, but I wasnt kidding, I did buy a rose

Threw the rose in the trash and went home when she started messaging me normally

So she responded to my last msg which said ( well there's only one way to find out then isnt there? ) :

Hey 
in that case the museum sounds fun to me

So I responded

Sounds good haha.. How was your day at work? Already home?

She responded

I had a rough day, I'm already at it with my new boss who is making problems for me :p
How was your day?

[Rahxephon91]

I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....






But no they aren’t really my type.

[Rahxephon91]

“How was your day?”

Oh it was fine. I was going to stalk you and announce my love for you with a red rose m’lady, but I was talked out of it.

[MMaRsu]

Dude get outta here you aint getting no pussy ever you pussy

[Rahxephon91]

I sure wouldn’t with your approach anyway.

[MMaRsu]

I've slept with more women then you have so I wouldnt be so judgemental

[Rahxephon91]

Is that before or after your drugged them?

[MMaRsu]

Is that before or after your drugged them?

Great retort wiseass

Your response was to give up

I got her saying she'd like to go to the museum

stfu

[BlueTsunami]

MM getting a genuine response bout her workday

I've slept with more women then you have so I wouldnt be so judgemental

[tiesto]

I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....






But no they aren’t really my type.

In terms of appearance or personality/interests? I could understand somewhat if its the latter... but the women on there are mostly attractive, at a good age range for you, seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment, and no outright red flags (well, the country music one is a personal red flag for me :p). Hell you did better than me for the 2 months I was on Bumble (very few matches and only one led to a date).

[Atramental]

Not sure if the thread is better now or worse.

Give it time.

I'll have some juicy developments later.

[Rahxephon91]

I mean the “you can’t get pussy, pussy” was about a 15 year old’s idea of an insult.



But a 15 year old would also think “let me get this girl a rose” thing was a good idea, so it’s not surprising what level your’e working from.

[MMaRsu]

MM getting a genuine response bout her workday

I was going to reply something like this

" Hey  .. My day was good, got a lot done today. Yeah bosses can be a pain sometimes..Wanna go this sunday? You can tell me all about it then

[Rahxephon91]

You haven’t gotten her to a masuem. You’ve gotten her to engage with boring small talk. While showing you are a creepy fuck easily trolled by rahxephon91.

What a victory.

[MMaRsu]

I mean the “you can’t get pussy, pussy” was about a 15 year old’s idea of an insult.



But a 15 year old would also think “let me get this girl a rose” thing was a good idea, so it’s not surprising what level your’e working from.

Whatevs I don't have time to argue with some cunt on the internet who thinks he's got all the wisdom in hand.

You do you homie, don't worry about wtf I'm doing.

[BlueTsunami]

MM getting a genuine response bout her workday

I was going to reply something like this

" Hey  .. My day was good, got a lot done today. Yeah bosses can be a pain sometimes..Wanna go this sunday? You can tell me all about it then

Id maintain the banter without pushing forward on a day to meet up again. Bring up when to go maybe later today, see where the banter goes first.

[Rahxephon91]

I mean the “you can’t get pussy, pussy” was about a 15 year old’s idea of an insult.



But a 15 year old would also think “let me get this girl a rose” thing was a good idea, so it’s not surprising what level your’e working from.

Whatevs I don't have time to argue with some cunt on the internet who thinks he's got all the wisdom in hand.

You do you homie, don't worry about wtf I'm doing.

But you’re listening to Atra....

[MMaRsu]

MM getting a genuine response bout her workday

I was going to reply something like this

" Hey  .. My day was good, got a lot done today. Yeah bosses can be a pain sometimes..Wanna go this sunday? You can tell me all about it then

Id maintain the banter without pushing forward on a day to meet up again. Bring up when to go maybe later today, see where the banter goes first.

my goal is to get away from the bullshit banter on whatsapp tho. And by saying ' in that case the museum sounds like fun ' hasn't she already basically agreed to go out again?

But I took your advice anyway, and continued the banter about her work

So she says she has problems with her boss at work

I might respond

Wow ok that sounds pretty heavy haha. Do you think you could use the day off soon? When do you wanna hang out?

I told her I've had a busy day and now she's asking me about what exactly I did lol

[Nabbis]

This is the best thread in the universe.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Y'all pansies were like "Oh noes! Thread ruined!"

Now it's a self perpetuating cycle of schadenfreude

[Raist]

I told her I've had a busy day and now she's asking me about what exactly I did lol

"I bought a rose. Shit was hard breh."

[Assimilate]

I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....

they are all overweight chics. that means something is off with your pics.

[CatsCatsCats]

Y’all kids need toku, can we get back to blessin up?

[CatsCatsCats]

Lol Rahx in here straight up roastin tho

MM pulling an epic recovery. You should totally save the Rose story under your hat for your proposal

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next week

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[MMaRsu]

toku would just say

stop being such pussies

bless up

[TakingBackSunday]

I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....

they are all overweight chics. that means something is off with your pics.

Define “overweight.”  There are a few heavier gals in there, but there are also a few really cute ones in that collection.

This is yall’s fucking problem.  Such incredibly high standards and definition of what you believe you deserve.

[CatsCatsCats]

Stfu simp ass pretty boy. No one has to fuck anyone they aren’t attracted to make you feel better

[CatsCatsCats]

Oops wrong account

[Rahxephon91]

Says the guy dating a pretty skinny girl.

[TakingBackSunday]

Stfu simp ass pretty boy. No one has to fuck anyone they aren’t attracted to make you feel better

 

I’ll leave then

[Assimilate]

I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....

they are all overweight chics. that means something is off with your pics.

Define “overweight.”  There are a few heavier gals in there, but there are also a few really cute ones in that collection.

This is yall’s fucking problem.  Such incredibly high standards and definition of what you believe you deserve.

He's only matching 'heavier' set girls. Most likely something is off with his pictures or profile.

It has nothing to do with high standards. I personally can't do fat girls. I can do a heavier girl with a super pretty face and a nice ass, sure, i can hit that, but a fatty with an ok face? No, sorry.

I've only rumbled with 1 girl that could be considered 'large' but that's because i used to fuck her when she was super fit, and then she got fat because of depression and school and heh i did it out of pity and out of being totally hammered.....it wasn't a good bang and i hated myself in the AM.

[MMaRsu]

Ok well I asked her about her work and she responded with like 8 messages

[Mupepe]

You’re on the right track. Seal the deal with a dick pic.

[Assimilate]

seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment

What fucking guy cares about this on a first basis attraction??? If anything any girl with a better career/education than you is going to be a fucking hassle.

Always date more attractive than you but dumber and less career oriented. Unless you're an attractive male looking for financial stability in a partner. 

[MMaRsu]

Another 7 messages

 

maybe raphx is right tho and she isn't into me at all, should have never sent her any messages right?