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[seagrams hotsauce]

you are the least chill stoner ever

[MMaRsu]

Im pretty chill in person man :<

Im not good at this texting shit

Yea I know it was a dumb fucking question

But I might still be able to tell her, that we should go to the museum first..

What I said was " Talking about swimming  We could also take a dip in the pool here..    Something tells me you wouldnt dare to though  "

So maybe I could say something like, well after our succesful museum date anyway.. Can I assume you're free on sunday? You know I'm just playing right?  . Either way, can I assume you're free on sunday for the museum?"

Also, I AM inpulsive and indecisive :p

I mean I will admit im pretty bad at all this txting shit. Which is why I just prefer calling and talking and letting the conversation flow normally.

But nowadays if you call someone you're a creep, or you come on too strong, or they think you are desperate

[skullstorm]

Talking on the phone 

[Valkyrie]

Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?

[Mupepe]

Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?

I had a couple of womem do this since I got back into school. I guess it’s normal?

[Atramental]

Some girl sent me a friend request that I knew from middle school but unfriended me later once she saw that I was no longer a good Christian boy that didn't swear and especially didn't smoke the devil's lettuce. 

[BlueTsunami]

Early bird gets the cooch

[MMaRsu]

No response yet

[MMaRsu]

my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.

This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.

Lol are you sayin I should have done that shit

[Atramental]

my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.

This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.

Lol are you sayin I should have done that shit

You're not a "Chad" so no. Absolutely not.  

[MMaRsu]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

[BisMarckie]

You're not a "Chad" so no. Absolutely not.  

I was a "professional athlete" (by definiton but saying that feels strange because I was a talentless fraud ) and the shit you can get away with...

Good thing I stopped doing that and focused on videogames

[Atramental]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

[BisMarckie]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

[Atramental]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad". 

[MMaRsu]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

Allright cool so I'll just send a basic short message tomorrow sayin " hey I wanna meet up sunday, that work for you? " and just ignore my entire swimming pool request and not even touch on the subject. Or " Hey you poolpeeing weirdo  . I wanna meet up on sunday, that ok? "

She's 31 by the way, but about a year younger than me

[Atramental]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

Allright cool so I'll just send a basic short message tomorrow sayin " hey I wanna meet up sunday, that work for you? " and just ignore my entire swimming pool request and not even touch on the subject

She's 31 by the way, but about a year younger than me

Yeah, don't bring up swimming. Do bring up the museum or something that doesn't involve being half naked. Like lunch or dinner at a restaurant or bar if the museum idea doesn't pan out.

And a 31 y/o woman has all sorts of responsibilities that a young 20 something doesn't. Especially if she's career minded.

[MMaRsu]

Hey she brought up the swimming pool first with her pee question 

Allright then I might send something like " Hey  , let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

[Atramental]

That works.

[MMaRsu]

We'll see how it ends up going 

At least if I send it tomorrow there's some time in between

and at least suggesting to go swimming isnt a pussy move  its pretty daring

or stupid depending how you look at it

She was online but yea..

[HardcoreRetro]

The Mmarsu cycle.


*send*

Welp, maybe I shouldn't have.

It's been 10mins. No reply. I dun goofed.

Fuck, she was online and didn't read my msg. RIP in pieces me.

Well she's read it but hasn't replied. I had a good run.

Oh shit, she replied. I'm in brehs.

*send*

Welp, maybe...

Nailed it.

[Rufus]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad". 

How deep is this lore?

[Atramental]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad". 

How deep is this lore?

I'm glad you asked:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8q8c2a/a_simple_visualization_of_society_brad_chad_and/

 

edit: I'm trying to find an incel "wiki" page where it breaks all this shit down but I'm not finding it lol

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[skullstorm]

I don't know, that guy on the right looks pretty happy with the situation, you sure he's not a volcel?

[MMaRsu]

Maybe tomorrow ill send like " thought so *insert pussycat emoji like so * haha, just messing with you tho.. Let's on sunday go to *insert Museum name here* and grab some food afterwards

[Atramental]

No.

[MMaRsu]

Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?

New Tinder match tho

[Atramental]

Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?

Yes.

Stick with: "Hey  , let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

Anything more than this is pushing it.

New Tinder match tho

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Did you super like her or did she super like you? 

[team filler]

go after the new girl, forget the busy biaaaaaatch

[MMaRsu]

Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?

Yes.

Stick with: "Hey  , let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

Anything more than this is pushing it.

New Tinder match tho

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Did you super like her or did she super like you? 

I super liked her but I only use it when I cant use a normal like anymore 

Atra should I quote her original " in that case the museum sounds like fun " when I write my whatsapp msg?

[Atramental]

Girls will more often than not accept super likes out of pity.

I used to use super likes to get girls’ attentions when they were super far away but I stopped once I realized they don’t really give you a leg up. I’ve only went on one date with a girl I super liked and it wasn’t worth it.

You can jokingly say to this new girl “I used the super like because I ran out of regular likes.” as a decent opener.


“Atra should I quote her original " in that case the museum sounds like fun " when I write my whatsapp msg?”

I wouldn’t. It’s only been a couple of days.

If she’s already forgotten about the potential museum date she’s not worth pursuing anymore.

[MMaRsu]

Yeah bro's, I just lost my job last month so it's not like I have a lot going on. Today I cleaned my house and reorganized a bunch of shit. I can't really create something out of nothing. I'm trying to get a new job ofc.

And like I said I really like this girl.. so yea I don't wanna fuck it up. We have a lot in common and honestly most of the time the women I meet I don't have a fuck in common with, but either become their boyfriend or fuck them and move on. At least in the past.

This is like the only woman I've met so far who I think like damn she's actually cool and seems like a person I would love to hang out with and actually do shit.

[MMaRsu]

You are like the personification of why my "be a person capable of chilling" advice was stated lol

Definitely pre-occupy yourself with other Tinder matches if you are putting this much thought into your responses... although on the other hand it seems like you didn't put enough thought into your "bet you won't go to the pool with me" response so I dunno lol

I didn't, I was being myself.. since she talked about the swimming pool the thought came into my mind and that's why I suggested it. But yeah I didn't really think that one through.

The fact that she was saying things like " Another similarity between us  " def made me think she is down. But hey wtf do I know

[BisMarckie]

If she is using bore emotes*, she is a fucking keeper


*that were shamelessly stolen elsewhere

[MMaRsu]

Nah but it was the android equivilant with the raised eyebrows and closed eyes

If any girl ever uses the bore emotes 

Not sure if you could even import emotes into whatsapp

[MMaRsu]

Well she responded ( I havent read it ) but the last message says let's go to the museum first

so should I just hit her up now asking about sunday? Say something like Yeah you're right haha. Let's go sunday? I already know a few good museums to go to.

[Atramental]

Read her messages she just sent you first.
Wait 30 minutes (to make it seem like you've been doing something other than waiting all day for her to respond  ).
Then respond with what makes the most sense.

[MMaRsu]

she told me some work related stuff,  was like haha no way I'm way to civil to go there ( swimming ), and then let's go to the museum first

[Raist]

[Assimilate]

Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?

Men better at internet.

Proven.

Once again

thank you Valk.

[MMaRsu]

She told me she got fired in a txt, I told her what happened? Then said wait is it cool if I call you? She was like well im not really used to calling but sure haha

Called with her for two hours and she had a smile on her face the entire fucking time

 

calling is my game bruhs

[MMaRsu]

her female boss basically said she has to quit her current job before she can arrange the written contract for her new position. She was like im not quitting my job untill I have a new contract signed.. Her boss is being a dick about this apparantly?

[BlueTsunami]

MM skipping the courting and going straight for married life

[MMaRsu]

nah nahh we asked eachother a shitload of questions, from normal shit to what she wants to achieve in life all that jazz I talked her up for sure lol.

[team filler]

good, but still go after the new girl. pls

also, get that pussy bareback on the next date.

[Atramental]

Well at least someone in this thread is finally going to get laid lol. 

[Assimilate]

Fuck fantasy football we should have bets on who gets laid from this thread...
What are the odds here?

Atramental

Rahx

MMaRsu

[Atramental]

Let me get my real tinder profile set up first. 

[Assimilate]

Let me get my real tinder profile set up first. 

Aight.

I think my money's on MMaRsu. Who do you got filler?

Oh and just to be clear Rahx-

it doesn't count if you paid for it. And she has to be alive and breathing   

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[Rahxephon91]

I was going to reply and say we should run a contest to see who’s going to make a douchbag post first.

But that would be pointless as of course Assi would win.

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[I'm a Puppy!]

[I'm a Puppy!]

Fuck fantasy football we should have bets on who gets laid from this thread...
What are the odds here?

Atramental

Rahx

MMaRsu

MMaRus - most likely

Atra - Likely to play a lot. Self sabotage then bail

Rahx - I really hope he gets laid, so we can get "Oh man I suck at sex and it's your guys' fault" posts.

The real answer?

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Mupepe.

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[team filler]

mupepe da gawd

[Atramental]

that guy fucks 

[Rahxephon91]

Fuck fantasy football we should have bets on who gets laid from this thread...
What are the odds here?

Atramental

Rahx

MMaRsu

Rahx - I really hope he gets laid, so we can get "Oh man I suck at sex and it's your guys' fault" posts.

Bound to happen since I have little experince.

[Mupepe]

We are on vacation in Belize celebrating our 9 year marriage anniversary. I’ve never shared it here, but fuck it. The wife and I have had a sexual open relationship for 7 years. We were basically open while we dated but went monogamous for the first two years of our marriage until we were confident enough in our marriage to venture out again. I’ve got the greatest wife that I could ask for. Someone as perverted as me that I want to spend every waking moment with. We fuck around ten times a week and then I still get it from my girlfriend a few times a week. She’s the first girl I could tell that my wife knew I was seeing her and she didn’t freak out.  That made the sex better and I don’t have to keep up a facade with her. Our nine year anniversary was this past Sunday. I got the receptionist from the resort to have some drinks with us. Some flirting, sweet talking and many drinks later I was fucking her and my wife in our cabana. The morning before my wife and I fucked in the ocean off a busy beach with plenty of people around which was exciting as hell. I’m happy as can be.

[Assimilate]

We are on vacation in Belize celebrating our 9 year marriage anniversary. I’ve never shared it here, but fuck it. The wife and I have had a sexual open relationship for 7 years. We were basically open while we dated but went monogamous for the first two years of our marriage until we were confident enough in our marriage to venture out again. I’ve got the greatest wife that I could ask for. Someone as perverted as me that I want to spend every waking moment with. We fuck around ten times a week and then I still get it from my girlfriend a few times a week. She’s the first girl I could tell that my wife knew I was seeing her and she didn’t freak out.  That made the sex better and I don’t have to keep up a facade with her. Our nine year anniversary was this past Sunday. I got the receptionist from the resort to have some drinks with us. Some flirting, sweet talking and many drinks later I was fucking her and my wife in our cabana. The morning before my wife and I fucked in the ocean off a busy beach with plenty of people around which was exciting as hell. I’m happy as can be.

No pics of the anniversary?

Bound to happen since I have little experince.

Ok, Rahx come on. Even i can't handle this level of trolling.