RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Mupepe]

Does this mean we're still on? 

We were never off, bb. I will have to tell her you were the one that sent those messages that one night.

Assi: No pics. We do have rules. One of them is about pictures.

I do have a cute picture of my wife and I kissing that the receptionist took of us on our anniversary

[Assimilate]

I do have a cute picture of my wife and I kissing that the receptionist took of us on our anniversary

This is what i meant

[Mupepe]

Here you go.

https://imgur.com/a/ypdyGLC

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you play football, breh?

[Mupepe]

Nah. Just lift weights. Used to box regularly though but haven’t in years.

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you look like offensive linemen size. put you at right guard, bih.

[BlueTsunami]

Did MM murder her yet?

[CatsCatsCats]

Lol what?

Bang a receptionist with your wife... kill yourself. Not seeing the thought pattern

[BlueTsunami]

Change Mupepe to Caligula pls

[BisMarckie]

Where do you find the time and energy mupepe, what's your secret? 

Maybe we could market and sell  that together?

[MMaRsu]

Did MM murder her yet?

No no we are meeting up next week

[CatsCatsCats]

So Mups, you usually don’t tell your paramours that you’re married? Or did you mean you usually deal with freak outs when you do?

[Nabbis]

Did MM murder her yet?

No no we are meeting up next week

But is she alive?

[MMaRsu]

yessirs lol

[CatsCatsCats]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 10-4 thanks for the clarity

[MMaRsu]

When I heard she was pretty much fawning over me lol, I told her you know I could always bike over, ur not that far away she was like haha yeah you could haha.

Soo? I also said we should do drinks again as well, she was like whynotboth.gif

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I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.

[CatsCatsCats]

Damn, that’s rough. You have my empathy

Might as well ask for other women tho

[demi]

I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.

https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/

[Atramental]

@JayDubya: it sounds like you and your wife need to do molly together in order to respark that passion.

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or shrooms so both of your bullshit is laid bare.

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Life is too short just to roll over and play dead.

[seagrams hotsauce]

I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.

if it's any consolation, you're a giant piece of shit and totally deserve this

[Nabbis]

Assuming you can have financial security if you break up, and don't have any kids, i think that divorce would probably be the best option by far. Life has many possibilities and there's no point in being miserable if you can help it.

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stalker beaks annihilated

[Assimilate]

I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.

if it's any consolation, you're a giant piece of shit and totally deserve this

Yeah, I disagree with you on politics, so I likewise wish death and existential misery on you, too.  Good talk.

I expected shit like this when I posted it, I know the caliber of some of the lowlifes I’ve met since mistakenly wasting time on GAF.

Yeah Beaks is by far the worst on this board. If he disagrees or argues with you about virtually anything he will then hope the worst for you personally. It's childish, but then again have you seen his beak?

Anyways, JayDubya the chances are your wife is cheating. I'd say put the fucking controller down and hit the barbells my friend. I know this sounds like the advice i always give to everyone but seriously bettering yourself is way more optimal than doing something that does absolutely nothing for you (videogames).

My wife thinks it's hot when I fuck other women* (which in turn, is hot as fuck, nothing quite like texting your wife a nude a girl just sent you and having her respond "Go fuck her"), but neither of us have interest in the actual "girlfriend" concept (for me at least).  Joke around about it a bit but the last regular girl started doing the obvious hinting at wanting more stuff and haven't talked to her in like, 2 years because it was a turn off.   

* It's been a couple years and this all involved making a sport out of fucking strippers;  which I know some will scoff at but we both found/find it really fun.  There's still some expectation of "maybe something more will come out of this" with them and I've had them get butthurt in the past over things but also made a few really good hookups; my wife has a crush on the one we had a couple of threesomes with.   She has one of these impossible "anime bodys" and she also was REALLY INTO my wife lol, which was nice.. I'd actually been fucking her on and off for over a decade when I introduced them.   In general girls either expect "dating", or if they just want sex it involves bringing their boyfriend along.. but had good luck with strippers.   The wife finding a girlfriend would be ideal;  I don't need that mess otherwise lol

As hot as this all sounds i'd be too concerned with diseases.

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[CatsCatsCats]

See this kinda shit ruins this thread. If people are willing to share their human existence in this area of their life we should at least have the decency to respond with empathy and bless them up. Please understand

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the man who grew a beak telling someone to grow some balls 

[Assimilate]

the man who grew a beak telling someone to grow some balls 

 

See this kinda shit ruins this thread. If people are willing to share their human existence in this area of their life we should at least have the decency to respond with empathy and bless them up. Please understand

  t's even ok to laugh and poke fun a little but Beaks goes straight to downright nastiness every time.

[seagrams hotsauce]

See this kinda shit ruins this thread. If people are willing to share their human existence in this area of their life we should at least have the decency to respond with empathy and bless them up. Please understand

alright, if you of all folks are telling me to lay off i'll relent.

my bad. i'm sorry Jay, i won't get personal anymore regardless of my distaste

[Mupepe]

So Mups, you usually don’t tell your paramours that you’re married? Or did you mean you usually deal with freak outs when you do?

I have almost always mentioned I’m married. Most are more accepting of that than telling them my wife knows. I’ve gotten strangely scathing responses to that from women that were okay thinking I was just cheating. Now I wait a while and decide whether to tell them or not. Girlfriend also means a regular fuck, nothing more. We are friendly, but not friends and do not really try to have anything more even though we enjoy the company. I don’t want an actual relationship with anyone besides my wife. We don’t text or talk beyond what’s necessary. Finding a woman okay with that is also difficult despite what they may say at the beginning.

Regarding energy, my sex drive has always been abormally high. My wife’s exceeds mine sometimes. If I’m not in the mood she likely will be. We feed off each other. She can turn me on with escapades and I can do the same to her. I

[Mupepe]

Mupepe:. Yeah it's easier to say girlfriend and "open relationship" when describing that situation but those are loaded terms.  The few times we've told anyone as soon as you say open relationship people assume romance.

It's just fucking!

Yep. The preconceived notions with those terms are impossible to overcome. It’s why I have never told anyone IRL even my closest friends. My wife has told a few of her friends. I just avoid the conversation because in the end no one in my life needs to know except the people involved.

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[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah at least half those girls I’d at least message

[BisMarckie]

Two of them are single moms, that's easy mode for hookups.

[CatsCatsCats]

Mups, I was asking about your disclosure policy cause I’ve always been super upfront and fully so, but was considering setting up a burner tinder maybe even with a fake name for business trip sex 🤔 like hey I’m only in town for the week, how much do you need to know?

[Rahxephon91]

Two of them are single moms, that's easy mode for hookups.

How so?

[BisMarckie]

In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty

[Mupepe]

Mups, I was asking about your disclosure policy cause I’ve always been super upfront and fully so, but was considering setting up a burner tinder maybe even with a fake name for business trip sex 🤔 like hey I’m only in town for the week, how much do you need to know?

Ah. Gotcha. Yeah can’t help there. I ask out women the same way I would if I was single. I don’t do any online stuff, just ask them when I run into them. I’m always wearing my ring. If they ask, I tell them I’m married. Some don’t ask for whatever reason(s). It takes a lot to tell them my wife knows.

[CatsCatsCats]

Well, I’ll let you guys know if I hook any thots in Denver next month

But yeah I’m not convinced about doing tinder there. I’ve pretty much stopped doing it locally. Might just have to get out to bars, hotel jacuzzi, that kinda thing if I wanna go play

[Assimilate]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

yeah some of these are some good matches. have any responded?

[BlueTsunami]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Lulu
Hispanic mom

Buckle up,  buttercup

[tiesto]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.

[Assimilate]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.

i don't understand what the fuck you just said. What does any of that mean?

[seagrams hotsauce]

'meet cute' is a term for when two characters are introduced to each other in a romcom. cheese is a delicious and occasionally smelly dairy product.

[tiesto]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.

i don't understand what the fuck you just said. What does any of that mean?

Read Azealia's profile... I was saying that it was both cringy and wondering why still so many people are ashamed of telling people they met online.

[naff]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

[naff]

idgi with Lulu. Is it coz she looks a lil' like Rikku?

[Assimilate]

I was saying that it was both cringy and wondering why still so many people are ashamed of telling people they met online.

Well because it gives off a sense of desperation.... 'aw they met online they were both so desperate' kind of vibe.

'meet cute' is a term for when two characters are introduced to each other in a romcom. cheese is a delicious and occasionally smelly dairy product.

Immediately swipe left on any cunt that talks like that.

[Rahxephon91]

idgi with Lulu. Is it coz she looks a lil' like Rikku?

It wasn’t more because I like girls who look like that and she seems thic

But omg I didn’t think of that. Incredible

[naff]

go get it son

[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.

I don’t know why either. My friend is getting married to a girl he met through tinder and they refuse to acknowledge that part.

[tiesto]

I was saying that it was both cringy and wondering why still so many people are ashamed of telling people they met online.

Well because it gives off a sense of desperation.... 'aw they met online they were both so desperate' kind of vibe.

'meet cute' is a term for when two characters are introduced to each other in a romcom. cheese is a delicious and occasionally smelly dairy product.

Immediately swipe left on any cunt that talks like that.

Do most people still think that? I'm just looking at most of the people I know in their 20's and 30's (and even a few 40's)... almost all of them met their partners online and none of them were ashamed to say it. The others were either back in HS/college or through their families in the case of my Indian friends.

[tiesto]

Also, my girlfriend wants me to go with her to her 10 year reunion... all well and good, but shortly after she RSVPed on the FB event page, my ex and her new beau did too. Don't really want to have to deal with that awkwardness. My ex mentioned how much she hated HS and how all her HS friends ditched her for being too annoying (I should've taken that as a hint). I know she's only really there for spite, to show off that she lost weight and possibly to make me feel awkward.

[Assimilate]

Should I go back and read from like page 132 or wherever the current arc begins?

I think you should. It's pretty amusing.

[I'm a Puppy!]

JayDubs, I've helped quite a few couples go through a dead bedroom. Some couples can get over it, others can't.
I'm not an expert, but I can share my anecdotes. What I've noticed is if the couple enjoys intimacy and enjoys it while in the act, then the problem isn't so much in the act itself, it's in the initiation. THAT can be fixed. If the act is OK, but boring, THAT can be fixed. If the act is not enjoyable or just "eh" or indifferent, that CAN'T be fixed. If it's initiation, make a committment to each other, as horrid as it sounds scheduling nights and doing cheesy things like putting sticks with an act in a jar and each partner picking one a week will break this because it forces you to get over the initiation bump. If it's just OK but boring, there's things you can do there, the most crucial part of it is communication. If it's the last one, then either you need to work to get to the first two or give up. Your mileage might vary but I've seen so many couples get stuck in this rut. It can be overcome, but so many are so quick to just throw up their hands and say "screw it. I'm giving up" In the end, only you two will know if you have something worth working to save.

[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

yeah some of these are some good matches. have any responded?

Kelly, Christine, and




Lulu

To be honest I just sent like a mass hey. I don’t really care about any of this. If they respond cool, if they don’t cool. Probably the best mindset.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'm not saying to be picky, but whenever I see a pic of a white person with dreads I swear I can smell the BO from here.

[Valkyrie]

In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty

It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.