RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Assimilate]

In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty

It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.

From a really short insecure guy? 

[benjipwns]

Tera 

that job description tho

[benjipwns]

In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty

It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.

i swear i'm only in that market to someday get told "you're not my real dad!" and have some kind of George-like prepared lame comeback

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just now realizing the necessity of this is a perfectly terrible way to judge relationship seriousness rather than a throwaway joke

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[BlueTsunami]

In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty

It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.

From a really short insecure guy? 

How do you think I survive?

A diet rich in single moms and manic depressives

https://twitter.com/PeepShowQOTD/status/394951267325186048

[CatsCatsCats]

🤔

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rate girls on a scale of 1 to 30. the 1 to10 scale sets you up for failure.

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[Assimilate]

When a woman says "i just want to know where you're going" it means "i want to tell you if you are allowed to go or not"

[I'm a Puppy!]

What kind of women are you dating? Sheesh, no wonder you hate women.

[Assimilate]

What kind of women are you dating? Sheesh, no wonder you hate women.

Pretend this isn't all women

 

[Valkyrie]

Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I cant say anything to do that other than I'm sorry and I'll try to be better.

[Assimilate]

Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.

So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single? 

[mormapope]

If you put yourself out there as some weak ass doormat, of course a woman down the line is going to take advantage of that. Just like how men will take advantage of doormat women.

Being a weak, spineless bitch has repercussions in life, who woulda thunk?

[Valkyrie]

Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.

So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single? 

My ex was too tall and his dick was too big.

[Assimilate]

Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.

So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single? 

My ex was too tall and his dick was too big.

And you were probably bossy and wanted to control the man's life 

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Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.

So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single? 

My ex was too tall and his dick was too big.

[skullstorm]

Bossy women yeah

[VomKriege]

If you put yourself out there as some weak ass doormat, of course a woman down the line is going to take advantage of that. Just like how men will take advantage of doormat women.

Being a weak, spineless bitch has repercussions in life, who woulda thunk?

Who else is gonna stop a man to, say, watch MCU movies he obviously loathes ?

Otherwise :

Getting Tinder matches
Them not responding 

[Assimilate]

wrong thread

[Assimilate]

Everything Assimilate says about women is from the perspective of a pushover simp which is sort of ironic considering his alleged prowess at being a Brad Chadington.

But im not a pushover and this is why i've had issues. The smart guys realize how women are, accept it, and work with it.

This is why i tell the incels in here not to fall for the bullshit.

[Rahxephon91]

Push me over ladies.

[Rahxephon91]

Lol that tinder girl started messaging me again.

[Rahxephon91]

Sometimes I have to say to myself “wtf is Assimilate even talking about”. Sometimes I’m like “is this guy even for real”?

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yeah, sometimes he seems too good to be true.

[MMaRsu]

Damn I got Rahx'd

 

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it

[Nabbis]

But did you Rahx her?

[Atramental]

I'm still plugging along on my weight loss but once I'm back under 200lbs (which won't be long) I'll fire up tinder again and get some good pics of myself doing "interesting shit" since that seems to help. 

[Assimilate]

I'm still plugging along on my weight loss but once I'm back under 200lbs (which won't be long) I'll fire up tinder again and get some good pics of myself doing "interesting shit" since that seems to help. 

For all the selfie experiences bitches have they are the worst when it comes to judging what a guy will look like in person.

They will prefer to swipe right on a bone thin dude because he looks 'chiseled' not realizing in person the guy is going to be 140lb at 5'11 rather than a guy that looks 'husky' in his pics but is actually a normal guy. This is how dumb they are most of the time. 

My buddy had so many matches on tinder with hot girls, but every time he met them it never worked out. In his pics he looked like a male model but in person he was so thin girls thought he was a drug addict.   

[Atramental]

I have a "dad bod" that some girls seem to explicitly say that they like (though I never match with those types). But I do, more often than not, match with the ones that explicitly say they like beards. 

[BlueTsunami]

I'm still plugging along on my weight loss but once I'm back under 200lbs (which won't be long) I'll fire up tinder again and get some good pics of myself doing "interesting shit" since that seems to help. 

Commision a videographer to film you doing generic active lifestyle shit, turn it into a gif and flaunt it on all the dating sites

[Rahxephon91]

Damn I got Rahx'd

 

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it

I don’t care.

[BlueTsunami]

Damn I got Rahx'd

 

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it

I don’t care.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I mean I don’t need to make fun of the guy. Who am I to do that?

Also it’s a thing that happens to everyone.

Just maybe don’t live blog the next female interaction you have.

[BisMarckie]

Yeah, only atra is allowed to do that

[seagrams hotsauce]

Damn I got Rahx'd

 

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it

what happened?

[MMaRsu]

I'll share

So during our two hour phone call last week, we talked a lot about eachother, at one point I veered the questions more into sexual territory. So I asked about her experiences and what she would and wouldnt do in bed n stuff like that. She also asked me about my experiences. So I asked her at one point if she had ever been choked. She said she hadn't and that she didn't think she would enjoy it. Conversation went on normally after all that.

So a few days later I got a txt from her saying hey, not sure if I still wanna meet up. You seem like a really cool guy and I really enjoy talking with you but I think we still are pretty different so yea..

I was like wtf happened? So I txted her saying well that's cool too, it's all good. I don't really understand why you don't wanna meet up though, since you said we had a lot in common and you enjoy talking with me obviously. I know it might seem like I really want to meet up with you.. thing is I kinda have a crush on you. But if you don't want to get to know me then sure whatevs.

So she txted me.. no it's not that, it's just that I'm not looking for a guy who's into choking and stuff like that. I'm a pretty down to earth girl and that's just not something I'm looking for. Like I said I really enjoy talking with you but on that subject I think we differ a lot.. right?

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[BisMarckie]

So I asked her at one point if she had ever been choked. She said she hadn't and that she didn't think she would enjoy it. Conversation went on normally after all that.

[MMaRsu]

At that point I was like fuuck... I fucked it up with my stupid questions, but then again she made the assumption. I also asked her what do you wear in bed? Just socks she said, so I asked her if she has big feet lol. She inmidiatly asked me if I had something with feet. I was like no wtf why would you even think that lol im just curious if you have big feet  .

So today ( because she sent me this txt about choking today ) i wrote an actual letter. On a piece of paper. I folded that up and bought a bush of roses. I went over to her house and txted her listen im not like that at all, I don't have any motivation to do that, I was just curious about your experiences. And well I'm here at ur house with some flowers to say hey im sorry if I made you think that in any way, with a letter attached to it. So if you open up I can at least give this to you.

She said well im not home, im at work. Her work is like 10mins away from her house and I had already biked over there so I said well I can either give it to a neighbour or just come bring it over to your work ( she works alone in a small shop ). She said well whichever you want is fine. So I went over to her work.

I gave her the flowers, she was smiling. I told her listen im not like that at all, and have zero interest in that. I'm kinda bummed you made that assumption based on purely a question. She said she was kind of surprised that I actually bought her flowers and all that, I said well listen im just gonna be honest and say that I have a crush on you, sorry for kinda scaring you with that question, and well I just think you should def give it another chance because we do have a lot in common and enjoy talking with eachother. But if you wanna leave it at this I want to respect that as well.

So she said she would read it.. I assume she has but she hasn't sent me anything yet. So either she is thinking about it ( which I assume to be the case ) or she's like eh fuck this guy ( which doesn't seem likely given her personality ).

[Nintex]

Text back: "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to you know grab your neck and choke you to death or anything creepy and weird like that HAHA"

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"It's just that well.... this is kinda embarrassing. I'm so well hung that sometimes the girls complain that they choke on my massive dick"
 

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[Rahxephon91]

Well maybe I should make fun of you.

[Atramental]

[MMaRsu]

Well maybe I should make fun of you.

Sure why not, I deserve it in this case. I feel like such a fucking moron tbh.

[BisMarckie]

If I was her I would make sure to lock the doors and windows every night. 

[MMaRsu]

nah aint no need for that. I was sincerely asking out of interest. She told me she had a one night stand and that the dude was pretty rough. She's told me lots of things lol. 

[MMaRsu]

Well at least I made yall laugh

Once again I talked myself out of some pussy

[Rahxephon91]

Well man some of that stuff is kind of well odd, but as someone who wasn’t conversing with her I don’t really know what the vibe was. Maybe it felt ok to talk about those things then as it seemed cool.

All I can say is what I like and don’t like and what I wouldn’t like is someone going in that direction so fast. I mean I clearly have little experince, but I know what I would like is something to start of pretty chill and simply fun. You went all in so quickly and that’s not something I’d like. I mean she isn’t your friend. She hasn’t gotten to know you. If someone I didn’t know said they liked chocking bitches I’d think that’s fucked up. If my good friend who I know said that I’d laugh it off and be like whatever.

[BisMarckie]

I think it's time for unorthodox methods:

Kill a baby goat and write "I love you -insert name-"with its blood on her house. Leave the goat at the doorstep.

[Rahxephon91]

You clearly need to just kidnap her.

[MMaRsu]

Well man some of that stuff is kind of well odd, but as someone who wasn’t conversing with her I don’t really know what the vibe was. Maybe it felt ok to talk about those things then as it seemed cool.

All I can say is what I like and don’t like and what I wouldn’t like is someone going in that direction so fast. I mean I clearly have little experince, but I know what I would like is something to start of pretty chill and simply fun. You went all in so quickly and that’s not something I’d like. I mean she isn’t your friend. She hasn’t gotten to know you. If someone I didn’t know said they liked chocking bitches I’d think that’s fucked up. If my good friend who I know said that I’d laugh it off and be like whatever.

You're 100% right, it's my own damn fault for even asking the question. I never suggested that I would enjoy that though.

[Raist]

MMarsu. Dude. wtf.

[BisMarckie]

I never suggested that I would enjoy that though.

Why did you ask then? 

[MMaRsu]

I don't even know why I asked that. I asked her so many different things. I already told her I'm more an ass man. I like a girl with a nice ass.

I told her that when I grabbed her ass while making out and told her that she had a nice ass.

[BlueTsunami]

Ooooweeee bringing up choke play before even meeting up

That's like putting the cart before the horse as you're all falling off a cliff

I'm wheezing right now

[MMaRsu]

All I wanna do is txt her to tell her I feel like a huge fucking idiot.

Best not to send anything anymore though 

[Rahxephon91]

Well man some of that stuff is kind of well odd, but as someone who wasn’t conversing with her I don’t really know what the vibe was. Maybe it felt ok to talk about those things then as it seemed cool.

All I can say is what I like and don’t like and what I wouldn’t like is someone going in that direction so fast. I mean I clearly have little experince, but I know what I would like is something to start of pretty chill and simply fun. You went all in so quickly and that’s not something I’d like. I mean she isn’t your friend. She hasn’t gotten to know you. If someone I didn’t know said they liked chocking bitches I’d think that’s fucked up. If my good friend who I know said that I’d laugh it off and be like whatever.

You're 100% right, it's my own damn fault for even asking the question. I never suggested that I would enjoy that though.

But that’s what I mean by her not knowing you. I mean this is the problem with online dating. It’s not a natural getting to know you type thing. The person is basicly thrown at you and the slightest thing can set them off.

[BlueTsunami]

All I wanna do is txt her to tell her I feel like a huge fucking idiot.

Best not to send anything anymore though 

Its too late, she probably already has this internal image of you as the abusive husband from Enough

 

[MMaRsu]

Im just not going to send anything anymore. My letter/roses combo made it pretty clear that A I have a pretty big crush on her, and B I'm not into that type of stuff at all

Either she responds sometime and says sorry dude its still not gonna happen or she responds and says well lets still go on that museum date

I'm pretty sure my chances are something in the line of 90/10 towards which side she is going to choose.

Or it could be the case that she is just not going to send anything at all, which would suck.

[BisMarckie]

I'm pretty sure my chances are something in the line of 90/10 towards which side she is going to choose.