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Atramental

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #7680 on: October 02, 2018, 08:17:35 PM »
I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”


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« Reply #7681 on: October 02, 2018, 08:35:04 PM »
I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”
maybe not and you should definitely try to be the first

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« Reply #7682 on: October 02, 2018, 08:42:37 PM »
It was Epimetheus' box, don't out yourself as an unread philistine.  :ufup

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« Reply #7683 on: October 02, 2018, 08:48:55 PM »
I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”
You: Hey Pandora, Can I see your box?
Me, an intellectual: Did you know that Pandora's Box is originally translated to be Pandora's Vase, and that some people believe the symbology of it is actually a uterus therefore man's woes are actually due to procreation?

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« Reply #7684 on: October 02, 2018, 09:02:52 PM »

Me, an intellectual: Did you know that Pandora's Box is originally translated to be Pandora's Vase, and that some people believe the symbology of it is actually a uterus therefore man's woes are actually due to procreation?

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HardcoreRetro

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« Reply #7685 on: October 03, 2018, 06:33:24 AM »
I can't wait for the moment he gets to the bottom of Pandora's box and instead of hope he finds the cum of the 50 guys that went before him.

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« Reply #7686 on: October 03, 2018, 07:35:46 AM »
But there's hope at the end so he will stick with it.

Atramental

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« Reply #7687 on: October 04, 2018, 06:59:00 PM »
Melizza just texted me back today, after we friendzoned each other last weekend, asking how I feel about karaoke.  :doge

Also, I'm seeing Zeinab tomorrow night.


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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #7688 on: October 04, 2018, 07:18:35 PM »
So, she's not into men then.

I'm uncomfortable with how hard I laughed at this.

Atramental

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« Reply #7689 on: October 05, 2018, 12:27:33 AM »
God, Melizza has so many gay friends.  :doge

Also, she was most likely looking for dick (definitely not mine now) but I’m too autistic to pick up on shit like that.

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« Reply #7690 on: October 05, 2018, 12:31:50 AM »
 :lol
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Kara

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« Reply #7691 on: October 05, 2018, 12:42:17 AM »
You didn't get laid because you decided to smoke weed instead of making a move--even you were hyping up the fact you were going to get laid before going over--not because you're so on the spectrum that you couldn't infer that she wanted to get fucked.

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« Reply #7692 on: October 05, 2018, 01:03:03 AM »
https://imgur.com/a/sMJ23Ve

This is a lot to take in for a first message.

Atramental

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« Reply #7693 on: October 05, 2018, 01:04:40 AM »
Or maybe I’m protecting myself from myself because she’s a loooose cannon if I’ve ever seen one.

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« Reply #7694 on: October 05, 2018, 01:12:41 AM »
https://imgur.com/a/sMJ23Ve

This is a lot to take in for a first message.
Ask her if she likes to pee in the pool.

I'm serious.
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« Reply #7695 on: October 05, 2018, 01:23:27 AM »
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« Reply #7696 on: October 05, 2018, 01:27:51 AM »
Fuck everything. I need to go to bed I’m high and had too drinks tonight and I have a shitlod if work tomorrow.

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« Reply #7697 on: October 05, 2018, 01:40:29 AM »
coward
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Atramental

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« Reply #7698 on: October 05, 2018, 01:41:59 AM »
I shouldn’t joke about rape. Not in today’s world.

Also, spoiler alert: I’m not a good person.

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« Reply #7699 on: October 05, 2018, 01:57:04 AM »
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Atramental

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« Reply #7700 on: October 05, 2018, 11:28:14 AM »
So, upon my behavior last night, I'm going to keep on "dating" until I figure shit out on my own but I will no longer be posting in this thread. :goty2

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« Reply #7701 on: October 05, 2018, 11:43:32 AM »
So, upon my behavior last night, I'm going to keep on "dating" until I figure shit out on my own but I will no longer be posting in this thread. :goty2

Wtf happened? Your behaviour? Did you rape Zeinab yet  :lol
What

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #7702 on: October 05, 2018, 02:54:26 PM »
Well my reboot of tinder has gone.......as expected. No matches which I don’t know even when I’m not swiping on everything I don’t think I’m very picky.

But whatever maybe online dating isn’t for me. I’m more of an acquired taste, one that probably comes off better in person. I mean even I dislike texting.

But I have matched with some fun bots.
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« Reply #7703 on: October 05, 2018, 08:54:24 PM »
Holy shit did Atra almost sexually assault a bitch?

now that'd be a plot twist to this thread

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« Reply #7704 on: October 06, 2018, 05:22:58 PM »
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Assimilate

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« Reply #7705 on: October 06, 2018, 06:29:09 PM »
I pulled an Atra, made a fake profile and found the girl from the other night. Now I have her insta. She's amazing, she's 25 and studying abroad for another year though  :'(

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« Reply #7706 on: October 06, 2018, 06:39:05 PM »
Oh Assi, what have you become...
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« Reply #7707 on: October 06, 2018, 06:47:40 PM »
Oh Assi, what have you become...
I needed to find her.

Maybe I'll see her again considering she went to my fav watering hole.

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« Reply #7708 on: October 06, 2018, 06:50:37 PM »
I pulled an Atra, made a fake profile and found the girl from the other night. Now I have her insta. She's amazing, she's 25 and studying abroad for another year though  :'(

JFC dude.

Also, set your goddamn fantasy lineup. And make some roster moves. Your team is an embarrassment.
oh yeah I forgot about that. my team is bad?

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« Reply #7709 on: October 07, 2018, 07:31:18 PM »
So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix.

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« Reply #7710 on: October 07, 2018, 07:38:41 PM »
 :rofl

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« Reply #7711 on: October 07, 2018, 07:40:08 PM »
ask her if she likes being choked out, breh!
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #7712 on: October 07, 2018, 07:42:19 PM »
There's this girl who used to come to BJJ and would come out with some of us to watch UFC matches at a nearby bar, but she hasn't been in awhile. Yesterday I invited her to come meet us for the McGregor/Khabib fight, and so we hung out. I've always thought there was a bit of a spark there. I told her she should come to the open mat today and was kind of surprised when she was all about it.

So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix. When I let her get to mount, I almost didn't want to escape.

I should really just ask her on a date.
The resetera dating thread is that way.

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« Reply #7713 on: October 07, 2018, 07:45:58 PM »
Is Jack/Glen the og Glen/Green Shinobi?
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« Reply #7714 on: October 07, 2018, 08:01:41 PM »
 :lol
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #7715 on: October 07, 2018, 08:09:21 PM »
Is Jack/Glen the og Glen/Green Shinobi?

Of course I'm the OG Glen/Green Shinobi, JFC.

There's this girl who used to come to BJJ and would come out with some of us to watch UFC matches at a nearby bar, but she hasn't been in awhile. Yesterday I invited her to come meet us for the McGregor/Khabib fight, and so we hung out. I've always thought there was a bit of a spark there. I told her she should come to the open mat today and was kind of surprised when she was all about it.

So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix. When I let her get to mount, I almost didn't want to escape.

I should really just ask her on a date.
The resetera dating thread is that way.

This isn't a fight you want, breh.
Tiggered just like a ree member.

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« Reply #7716 on: October 07, 2018, 10:03:09 PM »
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« Reply #7717 on: October 08, 2018, 03:35:49 AM »
Things happened but then things didn’t happen and I’m here like, fuck it, all I need is my daughter and my cat.

:shaq2

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« Reply #7718 on: October 08, 2018, 03:38:24 AM »
get a donkey  :rash
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« Reply #7719 on: October 08, 2018, 04:15:15 AM »
Things happened but then things didn’t happen and I’m here like, fuck it, all I need is my daughter and my cat.

:shaq2

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Man, hang in there buddy.
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« Reply #7720 on: October 08, 2018, 11:36:31 AM »
Was chatting with some friends this weekend, a lot of them are single women. They started talking about the worst come on lines. I was like "Oh, oh oh! I have you all beat!" They didn't believe me then I dropped, "So, uh, you like being choked during sex?"

Drinks were spat, laughter was raucous and I won that round.

Couldn't have done it without you Kermit!

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« Reply #7721 on: October 08, 2018, 04:04:12 PM »
“That’s bad at flirting” should also be added

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« Reply #7722 on: October 08, 2018, 04:28:34 PM »
Atra kinda vanished. I wonder what he did.

Did he cry or something?

In other news- there was a girl today at the gym that was so goddamn sexy. wow. I'd let her take a dump on my chest.

It's shitty that the gym is the worst place to pick up girls, you'd think it wouldn't be like that but it is.

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« Reply #7723 on: October 12, 2018, 08:07:28 PM »
I wish I was never a pussy chaser. It has practically derailed my life. Instead of focusing on me, self-improvement, doing what I want, i always end up chasing tail instead and to a bad end.

I have to sit down and ask myself what I really want out of life. All my friends that got married seem to have accomplished a lot more, precisely because they are married and not chasing ass. But then again I feel like what is the point after? If you don't chase anymore what the hell is the point of actually wanting to make more money? Why not just sit playing vidya games? It could also be worse - you could be married with 2 kids and a mortgage and the bitch cheat on you like what just happened to a guy I've known since middle school (that poor bastard).

Sigh....


Atra, anything you want to get off your chest? 

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« Reply #7724 on: October 12, 2018, 08:14:09 PM »
Atra musta slipped into some bad pussy. Wasnt he gettin in on posum girl?
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« Reply #7725 on: October 12, 2018, 08:15:43 PM »
I didn’t even try to do tinder on my business trip. Everyday I got off work filthy and tired and just didn’t have it in me. Wife better watch out when I get back, I got that store up

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« Reply #7726 on: October 12, 2018, 08:16:50 PM »
I didn’t even try to do tinder on my business trip. Everyday I got off work filthy and tired and just didn’t have it in me. Wife better watch out when I get back, I got that store up
Your wife lets you smash when you are out of town? Damn.

Atra musta slipped into some bad pussy. Wasnt he gettin in on posum girl?
I think he wigged out on a broad while he was high. He won't say though.

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« Reply #7727 on: October 12, 2018, 08:20:23 PM »
Marry a hippy, breh 8)

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« Reply #7728 on: October 13, 2018, 12:03:13 AM »
If you need a reason to want more money :ufup somewhere. :money

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« Reply #7729 on: October 13, 2018, 05:45:43 PM »
my 'friends with benefits' in this town cut me off and prohibited me from talking to any of her guy friends now. I'm friendless in this bitch. this sucks.

I kept it from her that I was in a relationship, cuz I knew she'd get like this. I tried to sneak it as long as I could but then she got drunk and started trying to make moves......

she is a great person, great fun to hang out with and she has all kinds of connections and interesting people. this sucks.

now what.

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« Reply #7730 on: October 13, 2018, 05:49:27 PM »
why'd she cut you off
she thought I came back in contact with her because I was interested again or something? I dunno. she was rambling and all pissed off.

she got fat. even if I did want to see her to 'bang' or whatever I wouldn't. she's really short and she added a solid 20lb to her frame, she looks NOT good and I think she knows it so she's super bitter.


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« Reply #7731 on: October 13, 2018, 06:59:42 PM »
I mean if one broad can cut you off you weren't really friends with anyone breh
oh for sure, you gotta remember I come and go I don't know these people that well.


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« Reply #7732 on: October 13, 2018, 11:15:58 PM »
I wish I was never a pussy chaser. It has practically derailed my life. Instead of focusing on me, self-improvement, doing what I want, i always end up chasing tail instead and to a bad end.

I have to sit down and ask myself what I really want out of life. All my friends that got married seem to have accomplished a lot more, precisely because they are married and not chasing ass. But then again I feel like what is the point after? If you don't chase anymore what the hell is the point of actually wanting to make more money? Why not just sit playing vidya games? It could also be worse - you could be married with 2 kids and a mortgage and the bitch cheat on you like what just happened to a guy I've known since middle school (that poor bastard).

Sigh....


Atra, anything you want to get off your chest? 

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« Reply #7733 on: October 14, 2018, 04:50:41 AM »
Was stumbling across old songs I grew up on and this brought me back and hurts just as much as it did when I was 16 having relationship issues,



Basically what inspired my hopeless romantic emo phase as a teenager. Listening to it now makes me want to be like that again, but it's also sorta soul crushing at 37  :'(
I always related a lot to Kermit as a kid.

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« Reply #7734 on: October 14, 2018, 05:09:45 AM »
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« Reply #7735 on: October 14, 2018, 08:34:44 AM »
Cart, horse and all that
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« Reply #7736 on: October 14, 2018, 11:00:27 AM »
I wouldn’t judge compatibility on your hobbies. If you want to talk about a superficial connection, that perfectly defines it IMO. Connections are based more on basic values and personality compatibility. Get out of your comfort zone and let people into yours. That’s how we grow.

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« Reply #7737 on: October 14, 2018, 12:53:12 PM »
If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.

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« Reply #7738 on: October 14, 2018, 03:19:11 PM »
Seems like you are just making excuses for where you are in life; because the idea of being a "pussy chaser" somehow limiting you is kind of ridiculous Assi.  It's not like it really takes up that much time;  also being successful makes that chase so much easier so you really fucked that idea up in general lol.
yeah..... I need a reevaluation right now

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« Reply #7739 on: October 14, 2018, 04:18:54 PM »
If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.

Since I think all the replies are talking about the same person, she's been upfront that she literally does not like the things I'm into and will never go to anything I do with my friends. Like I think that's kinda a deal breaker. I'm up to learn dancing or surf lessons are whatever.

Any while I agree on personalities, at 37 I've done enough dating with enough people to notice that if there isn't a single thing in common, it's not going anywhere. Like people in general are usually into about a dozen different interests in life. I find I click the most when there is at least one crossing interest. Like that gal I described above who I met in London. She's super religious and for 99% of things we have nothing in common, but we had an amazing day (and she said so as well) that we spent together doing things non-stop and have been talking ever since. But the point that actually got us connecting after initial shallow chit-chat was when I asked her about her DSLR and we started talking about photography and we really connected. I need one thing in common with someone to open up a deeper connection, which is what I've noticed over the decades.

Unless you just think each other are hot and wanna fuck, but that's really not my thing.