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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #7860 on: October 19, 2018, 06:32:02 PM »
I'm 5'5" and fuck some bitches on some occasions

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Kara

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« Reply #7861 on: October 19, 2018, 06:32:43 PM »
When your parents rolled your character sheet they got a 10 in charisma and like a 7 to 9 in wisdom and intelligence though, Dmitri Dmitriyevich.

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« Reply #7862 on: October 19, 2018, 06:39:10 PM »
My cousin who's the same height as me wears elevator shoes. Its like that Seinfeld episode where Costanza gets a wig. They're ugly ass new balance looking ones too.
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« Reply #7863 on: October 19, 2018, 06:46:27 PM »
I always put 6’1” even tho I’m 6’1.6” barefoot. It’s better to surpass expectations

I will thoroughly surpass expectations once the pants come off though.

My cousin who's the same height as me wears elevator shoes. Its like that Seinfeld episode where Costanza gets a wig. They're ugly ass new balance looking ones too.

There's also a Seinfeld where Kramer is friends with a little person actor who uses lifts to get an extra inch or two and gets ostracized by the little person community.

Oh man thats right :lol

And when George decides to only wear Timberlands to seem taller.

I personally embrace my shortness. I can lose weight fast as fuck, put on mass quickly, and look youthful at 33.
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« Reply #7864 on: October 19, 2018, 07:07:50 PM »
I'm 5'5" and fuck some bitches on some occasions
You cute and nice tho.

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« Reply #7865 on: October 19, 2018, 07:13:51 PM »
I am 5' 7" and have had sex with women.
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« Reply #7866 on: October 19, 2018, 07:39:51 PM »
Have you smoked pot before Rahx?
Of course.

I don’t think I’m going to get som road to Damascusa moment from using it. I also already know what my problems are

Atramental

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« Reply #7867 on: October 19, 2018, 09:23:12 PM »
I’m at a coffee shop and a girl I right swiped on is working here (she didn’t right swipe me back or just never saw my profile).

Wat do? :doge

edit: Should I go up to her and say: “You look familiar. Have we met before?”

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« Reply #7868 on: October 19, 2018, 09:36:22 PM »
I’m not telling her I saw her on tinder.

(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #7869 on: October 19, 2018, 09:41:10 PM »
If she swiped on you then whats the problem? Say something. Valkyrie had a recent story about that and it seemed fine.

Since she did'nt...maybe don't.

Or just say whatever and go ahead and say something unless she really looks like she dosen't want to be bothered. Like headphones on.

Atramental

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« Reply #7870 on: October 19, 2018, 09:45:08 PM »
(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )

Then why the hell do you even care? That's gross as hell. Don't give her a second (third?) thought.
A lot of other girls have taken that exact same photo and posted it on Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat, and their Tinder profiles. It’s a bit of a trend amongst young 20 something hipster/hippie girls for some odd reason. :doge

edit: maybe they’re trying to dispel the myth that girls don’t poop.  :doge
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Atramental

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« Reply #7871 on: October 19, 2018, 09:45:45 PM »
She's in her place of work and has no way to get away from unsolicited advances. Don't approach women in their place of work unless there's some very clear signal.
Fair point.

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« Reply #7872 on: October 19, 2018, 09:47:16 PM »
I’m sorry man, a lot of your advice comes off as “women are stupid, irrational, crazy, whatever” . All your posts always have a tinge if “don’t treat women like people. Treat them like the other, or this odd thing you’ve got to trick and trap”.

Like what was your one post about clothing. You couldn’t just leave it at “dress nice so you look like you care about yourself. Which is of course a good showing of confidence/self worth, caring about your appreance. You had to frame it as “man women are stupid and will easily fall for a nicely dressed guy”.

It’s like huh? And it ignores that men are no different. No matter how hot the girl is if she dresses like a slob and seems to not give a shit about herself I’m going to be turned off.

Or I guess maybe that kind of feminine thought doesn’t match with your worldview and I’m just a snowflake, but that’s what your posts come off as and they are of no value to me.
I'm not sure if you have noticed that I exaggerate, ya?

I call them 'stupid' because they're irrational. And despite what you may believe it is a game even if you are not playing it. There are a set of standards you have to abide by. Only a few humans on this planet can break those standards, or patterns of being.

Guys won't fall for a girl really nicely dressed that isn't good looking. A woman will like a guy even if he isn't good looking naturally, but because he just has that 'look'. There is a difference.

(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )

Then why the hell do you even care? That's gross as hell. Don't give her a second (third?) thought.
this is something girls do in their early to mid 20s. don't know why but they do it. I've had hot girls, like smoking hot girls at one point think that was a cool thing to show. it happens. don't judge them for it.

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« Reply #7873 on: October 19, 2018, 09:49:08 PM »
I’m not telling her I saw her on tinder.

(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )

Pull an MM and ask if shes into watersports before you even learn her favorite color
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« Reply #7874 on: October 19, 2018, 10:00:41 PM »
Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game. it's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.

The online game will only net you a girl below or at your level, usually never above but in person out and about you can end up with a catch you would never pull online.

Atramental

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« Reply #7875 on: October 19, 2018, 10:04:28 PM »
Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game.

It's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.
2 local ones that I hangout with once or twice a month. But they’re kinda lone wolves like me. And my brother but he’s a big nerd and just hangs out with his big group of nerds (guys & gals). And I don’t really have a whole lot in common with my brother’s friend group.

So yeah. I do need more guy friends, for sure.

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« Reply #7876 on: October 19, 2018, 10:08:15 PM »
Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game.

It's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.
2 local ones that I hangout with once or twice a month. But they’re kinda lone wolves like me. And my brother but he’s a big nerd and just hangs out with his big group of nerds (guys & gals). I don’t really have a whole lot in common with my brother’s friend group.

So yeah. I do need more guy friends, for sure.
nerds are good, they don't have to be suave you just need a dude there you can bullshit with and hope a group of girls or two pop up to talk to.

You don't want to go out with a dude that you know pulls more girls than you though . A good option is an outgoing guy with money, preferably worse looking than you lol.

Either way it's better than lone wolving it (though I've had success like this but only when I'm truly an out of towner) because at the end of the night if nothing happened at least you chilled out and had a good time with your friend.

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #7877 on: October 19, 2018, 10:09:23 PM »
Fuck that, l say lean into your inner Patrick Bateman
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #7878 on: October 19, 2018, 10:19:49 PM »
Fuck that, l say lean into your inner Patrick Bateman

Says the scat fetishist.

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« Reply #7879 on: October 19, 2018, 11:39:17 PM »
Fuck, come on atra, you didn't even ask her if she liked being choked during sex. No wonder you aren't getting laid
 
I bet you didn't even promise her you were a nice guy

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brawndolicious

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« Reply #7880 on: October 19, 2018, 11:48:32 PM »
So what you're saying is that people that are mentally healthy tend to have healthy relationships? :ohhh

Barefoot height graphs.

Bare-assed girls on toilets.

Barely time to chase perfection man.

Atramental

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« Reply #7881 on: October 20, 2018, 10:09:21 AM »
Okay, this is a first. I matched with a girl last night that just has “dtf” in her bio.

Now what?  :doge

Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #7882 on: October 20, 2018, 10:25:56 AM »
Don’t bring anything valuable so that way when you get robbed, there’s nothing to steal
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« Reply #7883 on: October 20, 2018, 10:27:31 AM »
Just your hopes and dreams for love and acceptance
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Atramental

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« Reply #7884 on: October 20, 2018, 01:35:07 PM »
Possum girl is inviting me out again.

 :noah

Atramental

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« Reply #7885 on: October 20, 2018, 01:39:13 PM »
So go, you dipshit
I’m going.

This will sound cliche & beta-cuckish but I feel whole when I’m with her.  Even if we’re just friends.  :doge

Kara

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« Reply #7886 on: October 20, 2018, 01:43:56 PM »
*clichéd

Atramental

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« Reply #7887 on: October 20, 2018, 01:53:19 PM »
cliche [sic]

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« Reply #7888 on: October 20, 2018, 02:54:22 PM »


 :-[

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« Reply #7889 on: October 20, 2018, 02:54:51 PM »
blessed up

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« Reply #7890 on: October 20, 2018, 03:02:37 PM »
Don't forget this time atra. Choke. Sex.
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« Reply #7891 on: October 20, 2018, 03:08:45 PM »
This gon be you early in the morning after her unshaved vag puts you to sleep

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« Reply #7892 on: October 20, 2018, 03:30:23 PM »
I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.
Eh, let him have this. Sometimes if you want to have that firey passionate love you gotta throw yourself into it without abandon. Sure, 9 out of 10 times it'll lead to devastation, but you'll learn and more than that, if you happen to get that elusive 1/10 well...
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« Reply #7893 on: October 20, 2018, 03:35:32 PM »
she said she wasn't interested in him like that
Shhhh! How are supposed to be entertained here if you keep ruining it!!
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« Reply #7894 on: October 20, 2018, 03:37:47 PM »
Derp I guess I gotta brush up on possum girl lore. Dont do this to yourself Atra if you find youre digging her more than just a friend.
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« Reply #7895 on: October 20, 2018, 03:51:31 PM »
Don't forget this time atra. Choke. Sex.

And then roses.

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« Reply #7896 on: October 20, 2018, 04:34:55 PM »
It is well known my wife initially friendzoned me with the fury of a thousand sun's. Now we're the happiest married couple we know. It is possible to escape.
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« Reply #7897 on: October 20, 2018, 04:52:20 PM »
I fucked several girls I knew in high school who wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole when I was a fat dork cut from the ResetEra cloth but fucked me when I lost the weight, hit the gym hard, and wasn't afraid to get laid.

People change.
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« Reply #7898 on: October 20, 2018, 04:53:46 PM »
Jeez, just fucking go and have a good time Atra. Tune this stuff out.

Maybe an opportunity will present itself to undo your first date fuck up and maybe it won't and you'll just have a pleasant time getting girl drink drunk with someone you enjoy.

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« Reply #7899 on: October 20, 2018, 06:28:58 PM »
I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.

Isn't QOL a type of gatcha system or something? I always see that term mentioned in gatcha and games-as-a-service titles.
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« Reply #7900 on: October 20, 2018, 06:29:40 PM »
Okay, so I read through the Melizza chapters from a few weeks ago. Still don't get why she's called Possum Girl, but I may have just missed that particular post.

One of her profile pics was literally her holding an opossum.

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« Reply #7901 on: October 20, 2018, 06:44:41 PM »
Atra, you should try to make her think you're gay.

It worked out pretty well for Kick-Ass.

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« Reply #7902 on: October 20, 2018, 07:10:48 PM »
I recommend getting hammered with a many people as possible. You never know whose bed you wake up at 3 am when ya got to pee. Maybe it leads to watersports too
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« Reply #7903 on: October 20, 2018, 07:23:35 PM »
Okay, so I read through the Melizza chapters from a few weeks ago. Still don't get why she's called Possum Girl, but I may have just missed that particular post.

One of her profile pics was literally her holding an opossum.

Why is she not Opossum Girl?
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« Reply #7904 on: October 20, 2018, 08:21:11 PM »
Atra, you should try to make her think you're gay.

It worked out pretty well for Kick-Ass.
I brought up RuPaul’s drag race when the subject of drag came up. That’s got to count for something.  :doge

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« Reply #7905 on: October 20, 2018, 08:26:26 PM »
Is this the girl who had the gay roommate who hovered around to make sure Atra didn’t get too familiar?

Possum Girl I mean.

Also why is she called that? Does she keep a possum as a pet?
Yes she has a possum but it’s more of a rescue animal than a pet. It lives on her sealed off front porch.  :doge

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« Reply #7906 on: October 20, 2018, 08:43:26 PM »
My last girlfriend, who I was in a relationship with for two years, accused me of digging so far deep into the friend zone that I came out the other side into the relationship zone, so it's possible.
The thing about the "friend zone" is that one must acknowledge the lack of sincerity, of honesty, on the part of the friendzoned petitioner. The friend zone is not restricted to males. The consistently dishonest element is the petitioner wants more than what they're asking. "Let's be friends!" when what they want is a romantic relationship, or sex.

The friend zone is occupied by false friends. Real friends want the people they care about to be happy. Friend zone occupants are selfish.

But people can change. When one finally gives up on all the ulterior motives and focuses on helping the person out of genuine care, that's being a friend — and the relationship can also change.


That can be you if you keep trying.
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« Reply #7907 on: October 20, 2018, 09:34:35 PM »
Why is she not Opossum Girl?

Because people be lazy af.

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« Reply #7908 on: October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM »
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge


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« Reply #7909 on: October 21, 2018, 02:03:47 AM »
sweet dreams prince

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« Reply #7910 on: October 21, 2018, 02:07:16 AM »
I love you Atra, we all do and I hope you find what you're seeking
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« Reply #7911 on: October 21, 2018, 05:21:12 AM »
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge
Man I’m so jealous(aren’t I always) MDA stuff is so fun. You feel so comfortable

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #7912 on: October 21, 2018, 05:36:02 AM »
Man I wish I was on drugs or drunk 24/7. It’s the only time o come close to unlocking my actual confident and just comfortable self. I mean it’s not 100% as I still don’t feel like approaching women but when I’m drunk or on something it’s the only time I realize I’m actually an aweomse person at least somewhat.

Orheerwise I live a lonely and sexless life.



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« Reply #7913 on: October 21, 2018, 11:46:46 AM »
Rahx, have you considered that you have depression? It kinds sounds to me that you should go to a psychiatrist and see what he thinks about your issues. It's not nearly always the stereotypical "my mood is low and apathetic" thing but can manifest in other ways.

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« Reply #7914 on: October 21, 2018, 01:58:58 PM »
Oh yeah, I got to meet possum girl's mom briefly (at her mom's house) for dinner last night.

That has to be a good sign, right?  :doge

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« Reply #7915 on: October 21, 2018, 02:52:57 PM »
Oh yeah, I got to meet possum girl's mom briefly (at her mom's house) for dinner last night.

That has to be a good sign, right?  :doge

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Of course she did. She has to show her who she loves...as a brother.  :hitler
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« Reply #7916 on: October 21, 2018, 02:56:46 PM »
[banjo intensifies]

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No way, Jose.  :snob

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« Reply #7919 on: October 21, 2018, 04:33:14 PM »
Better brush up on your "bored siblings" roleplaying scenarios mah dude
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